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OG Crypto Class of 2013 l #bitcoin and NFTs l Energy Industry Executive l Pudgy Penguin #4836

Manhattan, NY
Joined February 2010
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@jimcramer @SquawkCNBC Only the rich and powerful are allowed to make money, eh?
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@AOC As a progressive why are you declaring anyone guilty of murder without due process? It’s almost as if you don’t care about *actual* progressive values and just want to stoke a lynch mob in order to increase your own clout and power.
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I bought a BAYC. #7438 checking in. @BoredApeYC
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@AOC Congress has no more right to “summon” a Supreme Court justice than the Supreme Court has the right to summon members of Congress to answer for their own ethical lapses. Sandy, honestly, this is Civics 101.
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@gaza_report Gee why did the ground collapse? What was under the buildings?
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@claire_goforth @taliaotg Yes, it’s so devious! After all, who could resist the temptation to tear down photos of missing and tortured innocents?
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@ByKLong Five seconds of scrolling your Twitter feed tells me all I need to know about you as a “reporter.”
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I’m trying to build a portfolio of NFT projects that (1) have survived the last few years mostly intact, and (2) are likely to continue to thrive. Here’s what I’m thinking: (1) Penguins (2) Doodles (3) Punks (4) Milady What else?
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I bought the Bowlcut and will sell it back to @0xElm0 at cost when he wants it. This is the way. @pudgypenguins @LucaNetz
@PenguinsBots
Pudgy Penguins Sales Bot 🤖️
1 year
Pudgy Penguin #4836 bought for 21.50 WETH (39,663.84 USD) on Opensea #PudgyPenguins
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@mtaibbi @mehdirhasan He won’t think he’s “gone too far.” Threatening their political enemies with bogus criminal investigations and prosecutions is what these people do.
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So I decided it was past time I join the @doodles . Love what they have cooking, and how could I resist this clean flame head on a yellow/orange gradient? 🔥
@DoodlesSalesBot
Doodles Sales Bot 🤖️
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Doodle #1204 bought for 11.00 ETH (26,782.25 USD) on Opensea #Doodles #DoodlesNFT
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@GeraldoRivera What is he even talking about? Fox has been cheering on Ukraine as much as anyone. Gotta keep those clicks rolling in I guess
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Alright I bought a @coolcats . Gotta respect the partnership with Macy’s. Plus, they’re OG.
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@vijaya @OctantBio @srikosuri @rhomsany Am I allowed to post true news articles yet or na?
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@BenMFreeman How are the British meant to stay in the UK?
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6 months
This is me. This is also me.
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Well, it’s official. The @killabearsnft finally managed to bully me into joining their cult.
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@TweetsOfCats Need to book my flight expeditiously
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1 year
Gonna rock this here bowlcut for a bit. It’s too important to the @pudgypenguins to be hidden away in my wallet.
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Still can’t believe that my best performing asset of the last two years isn’t my home, stocks, or even bitcoin. It’s JPEGs of fat penguins.
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@AliBaumanTV @redsteeze @CBSNewYork Nobody who has ever been to Newark is surprised.
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It’s amazing the difference good ownership makes. @LucaNetz
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@Vanguard_Group @Maebelffuts Someone younger than 40 at your firm better speak up quick. You’re going to take a massive L here.
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3 months
Good projects with good art will always have a market.
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So it really is penguins huh?
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Huge thanks to @jed_131 for his hospitality last night for our @PudgyNYC Sunday dinner. Excellent food, excellent service, and a class act guy. @namsan329 @dasheep443 @why_lorelei @itsgunabyuge . Penguins and @killabearsnft 🤝
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@DominicPrasanna @ByRakeshSimha If Ukraine is a sovereign nation, what right does Russia have to prevent it from signing a joint defense treaty with other nations? Your statement necessarily presupposes that Ukrainians have no right to self determination
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The bowlcut is back home safe and sound. Thanks to @lowro11ing (innocent buyer) for being a gentleman about a fair return. And to @MrEdwardNYC for helping me with law enforcement, and to @namsan329 for mediating between me and the blur buyer. This community is the best.
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pudgyswap
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🤝 🐧 Successful PudgySwap 🤝 🐧
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@jccfergie @NYCMayor As a lawyer I can confirm that $24k is considered a “nuisance value” settlement (meaning they thought your claim was frivolous but it was cheaper to pay you something rather than litigate). So please don’t advertise it as some sort of victory.
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Holy crap. My hoodie Mfer @sartoshi_nft was just bought by the legendary @fvckrender . I’ll miss it, but it couldn’t be in better hands.
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Seeing Penguins panicking on the timeline over price. Friends, zoom out. This is a beautiful and healthy chart.
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@satsdart You really went so far as to do your nails so you could pretend to have a girlfriend?
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@DefiyantlyFree I was reliably told by the media and the DOJ that nobody is above the law.
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@EWErickson @neontaster Because he isn’t
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The 5%
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@WatcherGuru
Watcher.Guru
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JUST IN: 95% of the NFT market is now worthless, new report shows.
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We are Pudgy. Expect us.
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Just a bunch of penguins eating fish in New York City nbd. @PudgyNYC
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@inversebrah Gainzy about to have like 15 accounts
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Penguins all over my timeline. Time to rep mine. @pudgypenguins
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What a gift! Thank you @pudgypenguins . This will be hanging in my gallery in the most prominent position.
@Berko_Crypto
Berko 🐧
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Happiness
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@ScottChalleen @AOC They most certainly don’t.
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@BillAckman Maybe you should buy them and fire all the little millennial Marxists.
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@CryptoCred @saylor @sailortrades Try turning Saylor on and off again. That usually fixes things.
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@bobvancecrypto @bendetta666 They won’t be able to build prisons big enough for all of us
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@redsteeze This is a weak take
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Bought this here redneck pup for the bitcoin culture. @lepuppeteerfou
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I’m tempted to make fun of $BSV and the 4 or 5 $BSV maxis/Craig Wright Truthers out there. But then I realized I still have all my $BSV from the hard fork collecting dust in an old wallet. So hey, why not? Craig Wright is Satoshi. Pump my long forgotten bags, sirs.
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@neontaster She knows exactly what it means.
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Well look what arrived today. Can’t thank the @killabearsnft enough for the warm welcome. The vibes in this small and exclusive community are absolutely impeccable.
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It really is quite obviously the best penguin.
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Franklin Templeton is bullish on.. this?
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@BitcoinMagazine
Bitcoin Magazine
2 months
JUST IN: $1.5 trillion asset manager Franklin Templeton says Ordinals drive ‘positive momentum’ in #Bitcoin innovation. Institutions are coming 🙌
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We do a little more shopping on this Wednesday morning.
@FidenzaBot
Fidenza Sales Bot 🤖️
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Fidenza #615 bought for 55.00 WETH (209,194.70 USD) on Opensea #Fidenza
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@brithume As a NJ resident who used to live in DC, I think the bottom line is that all these entities (government, media, think tank, etc) are subject to ideological capture due to geographic bias. They exist in the DC bubble; they employ from the DC bubble. And the bubble is leftist.
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@Vanguard_Group Stay poor, boomers. Imagine burning a bridge to the next generation of investors.
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@redsteeze Overcooked. And ketchup? Jesus Christ.
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Straight men will wear these, and you’re bearish on penguins?
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This is now a travel account. Hello from Split, Croatia.
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@PenguinsBots @RL00xx I bought it, and I will happily sell it back to Elmo at cost anytime he wants it.
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@zerohedge Well if Islamic Jihad says it that’s good enough for me.
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Are you still fading Penguins?
@pudgypenguins
Pudgy Penguins
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The expansion continues. Pudgy Toys with Pudgy World are now available in @Target . More information below.
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@inversebrah 4th cycle here
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Most of my money is in bitcoin and pudgy penguins and has been for years. I am the world’s greatest investor.
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@nytimes The Justice Department is not and has never been independent from the President. It’s literally part of the Executive Branch and subordinate to the President.
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Oh hey @coingecko thanks for using my bowlcut @pudgypenguins for your NFT listings.
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@etrade Question: does Morgan Stanley have any very important clients that are majorly short GME? Would be interesting to know
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Had some drinks with @Shiba_King1991 Friday night and he Moonbirds-pilled me. How’d I do? @yugalabs @moonbirds
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I was recently resurveying the damage from my NFT wallet being drained last month, and just realized the thief didn’t even bother stealing my CryptoDickButt.
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My possible fit for BTC Nashville. Yes or no?
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2 years
A Senator is using a Pudgy Penguin gif. What is this timeline?
@CynthiaMLummis
Cynthia Lummis 🦬
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Today’s news should disprove the bologna MMT (Modern Monetary Theorists) are slinging. We cannot print money infinitely without consequence. To learn the lesson means to STOP reckless spending and CUT federal expenditures.
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@hentaiavenger66 @ratwell0x You got this. Just repeat, “what? You guys didn’t sell at $69? That’s 15% profit! Not my fault you’re greedy.”
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Gm from Plitvice Lakes
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@shoe0nhead Hollywood learning what the comic book industry learned over the course of 100 years: Only dudes like superheroes.
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@TheRickWilson This is getting funny. Elon trolling all of them.
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@redsteeze My five year old asked me if democracy is imperiled by the President’s savage assault on our norms. I didn’t know what to tell her, so we just wept together.
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Want to know why Pudgys only go up in price? Because we didn’t sell even when they put fishing rods in eggs and didn’t bother to spell “rod” correctly. And you think we’re going to sell now that we’re getting massive airdrops, toys, and being sold on Christie’s?
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@johncusack Did you tweet this from your Beverly Hills mansion or?
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@OhYouBlockhead 41. And in my day we called it “chilling.”
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@AOC You’re not arguing for checks and balances. You’re arguing for ignoring court decisions you don’t like. Sandy really needs to take a basics civics course.
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The main reason the Pudgy price is skyrocketing is that the community isn’t made up of flippers and status chasers. When you buy the NFT just for the fun of it, turns out you don’t care about the price. Result is a massive liquidity crunch when the rest of the world gets FOMO.
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Beautifully weird. Digging the reveal of this @PartyDegens NFT with background and facial features by Ash White @kidcrayon
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@zerohedge “Quits.”
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Alright, which one of you is fudding my penguin?
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HUGE shoutout to @FoxyPenguinApe for including me in the legendary @pudgypenguins Times Square Takeover while I was off vacationing. Nobody does it like the Huddle.
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My timeline is filled with wassies. GM @loomlocknft
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@benshapiro I enjoy the schadenfreude but this has nothing to do with wokeism and everything to do with Netflix
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@WClementeIII Everyone wanted to buy $53k and then got too scared when they had the opportunity.
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@GeraldoRivera At least you owned it
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Imagine not owning several pudgy penguins.
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Pudgy Life @pudgypenguins
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Chose Pudgy. Chose rich. 🤝
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@Melt_Dem @notsofast If your favorite “crypto” needs a bank, then you’ve missed the point.
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@Abu9ala7 Dude enough. It’s fine to have sympathy for innocent Palestinians caught up in the cross fire between Israel and Hamas. But being an apologist for Hamas’ depravity ain’t it.
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@LucaNetz Just bought my first ordinal
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Why am I not seeing these listed on opensea? I’d have easily bought this for more than 12.6 ETH.
@PenguinsBots
Pudgy Penguins Sales Bot 🤖️
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Pudgy Penguin #1668 bought for 12.60 ETH (47,777.01 USD) on Blur #PudgyPenguins Powered by @Aloha_Bots @BlueChipxyz
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@MBrassenstein We were living in a golden age and didn’t even know it
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Honest question, not trying to talk shit What type of male is buying and wanting to identify with a penguin on the internet and not even a masculine one, a toy one that looks super gay $60,000 dollars what’s going on Are Pudgy Penguins money laundering?
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Went to my local Five Below looking for @pudgypenguins . Noticed that they weren’t carrying them. Demanded to see the manager like a Karen.
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