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2 years

"it's US and British propaganda that Ukrainians want arms" Jesus wept the state of it

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How it started How it ended

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@sammajammaz I think it's something to do with the mountains of dead I dunno

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Yeah I am a bit confused why blackface or dressing up as Pocahontas is out of order but men dressing up as a cartoon busty woman isn't just ok it's apparently progressive and something little kids need to experience

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What a lovely face to pull while a Jewish woman is talking about babies being murdered in a Kibbutz she's been to State of this lad

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"men who don't read" is so intensely smug, wow.

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Labour survived Corbyn-19 but unfortunately has caught Long Corbyn.

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Just go and find another party What a performance

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3 years

I simply can't get over Jeremy Corbyn gormlessly waving his little rose as his fans chant his name, with his daft little grin, next to the world's most racist 10 foot tall inflatable.

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2 years

What's not to love about Alan Johnson

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2 years

"Ukrainians! Please stop battering the shit out of your invaders, you are missing a time limited opportunity for a peace negotiation that includes having half your country annexed. Putin isn't going to offer you that if you defeat his armies. THINK."

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4 years

BREAKING: Claudia Webbe declares she's resigning the whip in solidarity. Whips Office having to explain she's not a Labour MP.

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Diane Abbott staggeringly stupid and offensive. I mean look at it. Apparently the racism Jews and Gypsies faced before the US civil rights movement (that's including genocide in Europe) is equivalent to the oppression ginger people face. "

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3 years

Honestly mate I think you'd do everyone a favour if you just took a year off.

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3 years

Well. That's the most racist thing I've seen in a long time. With Socialist Worker Party placards everywhere too.

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2 years

Ok @jeremycorbyn if you think the national anthem is odd but not hundreds of Palestinian flags or "we'll keep the red flag flying" I think we might have a clue why you repulse voters

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4 years

Imagine giving Owen Jones £10 a month in a "solidarity" subscription

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3 years

I am not a violent man but if James Corden stopped my car dressed as a giant mouse to thrust his cock and balls at me I am quite sure I would beat the living shit out of him

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2 years

It must be stressful to get bad reviews but that is the risk if you write a ridiculous book

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3 years

Particularly repugnant for Owen Jones to hurl abortion, something he will never experience, at women. He and men like him actually revel in this.

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People are criticising Femi but I had exactly the same response on first dates when I would treat women to Ride of the Valkyries on my kazoo

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1 year

Ahh he's *almost* worked it out 😀

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@stellacreasy @runthinkwrite You're an MP who has decided to redefine the word and concept "sex/female"? It is disturbing, it's a basic matter of truth.

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@jeremycorbyn You were publicly owned on Dec 12th

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5 years

Corbyn supporter? Check Socialist Worker Party sign? Check "Fight bigotry" on the sign? Check Massive thick racist? Of course

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4 years

"From the prison to the airport" Diane Abbott, 2018

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4 years

“We are the resistance” “We won the argument” “We changed the conversation” “We didn’t lose the 2017 GE” “There wasn’t a seat on the train” “Can I finish”

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"Best book I've read all year!" "It's horrific racist conspiracy theory." "lol didn't even read it, you're a misogynist" The actual state of these people

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2 years

I think it's clear Sarkar has a problem with a Jewish man talking about antisemitism. If she wants to discuss an comedy act Baddiel has apologised for she might want to reflect on graffiti on the Warsaw ghetto or being mates with Chris Williamson.

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It's incredible that David Baddiel can say 'Jews Don't Count' with a straight face, that people take that thesis seriously, when his own career is testament to the fact that having a record antiblack racism isn't necessarily a barrier to success.

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Owen Jones got really really cross when it was pointed out what votes for Galloway represents. No one should mince their words, a vote for Galloway is like Tommy Robinson, a vote for a divisive racist.

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3 years

Beautiful

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Jimmy Two Books Just saying

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5 years

State of this woman screaming Nazi and then how happy she is when he gets a milkshake thrown at him. Only one person looks like a fascist in this video and it's her. Vile.

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1 year

Private school grifters having a go at someone for being proud of his dad is very much the online left these days

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my dad was a toolmaker

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It must be very reassuring to look at the entire world and see a political spectrum which goes 1. Me and my mates 2. Lab moderates who are secretly Tories 3. Tories who are secretly fascists 4. Fascists

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10 months

They really got a quote from Lisa Nandy saying oh yes I did stand on a stage saying male rapists should be in women's prisons but oops I've got a young person in my clp who was telling me that's what you should do lol what am I like boop boop

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"I don't care about graffiti. It doesn't bother me. If you live in an urban area you get graffiti." How is he real.

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4 years

This is pure Partridge

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Rebecca Bong Daily, amirite

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@jessesingal @speedyjimenezz @chaedria I read it all and I don't know what Helen did wrong

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4 years

If only someone could have told Owen Jones that Rachael Swindon is a massive racist. How was he to know?

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Ace reporter Owen Jones has found someone claiming to be a mum of the girl at the school who will question the account of bullying. But she's a flag lover who wants Claudia Webbe sent to Rwanda. Hahaha it's great this.

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6 months

Ah that's a blast from the past, Corbots threatening legal action when people respond to their garbage takes

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2 years

Socialism by @OwenJones84 Just in case you are a centrist eg the worst people on Twitter/in the UK Calling Jeremy Corbyn senile = very bad, urgh, Wes I hate you Calling Joe Biden barely sentient = haha I am a legend rofl rofl

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4 years

Ahhhhh and like that Corbyn and Corbynism finally, at long last, shuffle off to the dustbin of history. Begone you ludicrous racist, bullying, grotesque museum of idiot cranks. Grifters, antisemites, shitposting misogynists, conspiracy theorists, the lot of you. Off you pop.

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Election Maps UK

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Westminster Voting Intention: LAB: 46% (+2) CON: 20% (-4) RFM: 13% (+2) LDM: 9% (=) GRN: 7% (-1) SNP: 4% (+1) Via @YouGov , 20-21 Feb. Changes w/ 14-15 Feb.

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Can't believe what a legend I am, genuinely fascinated how everyone that knows me thinks I'm just the most fantastic person.

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4 years

Owen Jones holding the crowd in his hand

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"We're just normal Houthis, we're just normal innocent Houthis"

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Wait? The Houthis are the bad guys?

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You know, as soon as I saw Owen Jones demanding Starmer resign, I had a hunch that we were going to win this. 😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡

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2 years

Who's the expert at beating fascism?

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SNP in crisis Owen Jones "but what does this mean for Gaza!" 😂 Come off it

Owen Jones: Humza Yousaf is in crisis – and all the wrong people are cheering

THERE’S a good rule in politics which has served me well. Let’s call it the Dora Gaitskell Rule ...

www.thenational.scot

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How it started How it ended

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7 months

More hilarious satire from Owen Jones' favourite jolly jokester

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2 years

Owen Jones, expert on racism and purveyor of Nazi level antisemitic book covers

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3 years

Owen Jones lecturing on the "rise of the Left" in the context of a historic 80 seat Tory majority is quite something The rise of the left = some tweets and a YouTube channel

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4 years

10,000 modern slavery referrals to local authorities last year and we're spending our time getting Little Britain taken off Netflix and arguing about Gladstone's dad. Barmy.

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He really does love lecturing Jewish people about antisemitism doesn't he

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2 years

When it comes to bullying there's only one thing to say to Owen Jones and it is fuck off now, you desperate manic liar.

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5 years

So strange that it’s not only Corbyn that doesn’t mention this, all the books on the peace process leave him out too. Bizarre. A real puzzler.

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Corbyn was actually held by the main players to have been CRUCIAL to the peace process; but you know what? He hardly EVER talks about it. He feels he was just doing his job. If that had been Johnson or Swinson we’d never hear the bloody end!

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Owen Jones scurries round Tory conference, mugging to the camera, and nothing makes him happier than when a Tory criticises Keir Starmer

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@AyoCaesar You absolute whopping disaster

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7 houses and all of them have got mortgages so big that the interest rates increase outweigh the rent That wasn't very prudent investment was it

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‘I’ve got seven properties I’m losing money on month by month’ This landlord tells Newsnight that the upcoming abolition of no fault evictions has caused some landlords to issue them now amid rising mortgage rates

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Why would we arm the PLO Owen

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3 years

It's still hilarious that Corbyn hasn't been a Labour MP for 6 months, entirely of his own making.

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Completely baffled about Owen Jones talking to people in Batley about how bad Labour is on Palestine when the alternatives are a) the Tories and b) racist George Galloway It's like a collective madness everyone is indulging

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Owen Jones, ridiculous character and odious hypocrite

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No Owen, grown men don't need to masturbate at work to help them do a better job Masturbating while watching porn work is not "procrastination" Such a bizarre goblin

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"In this essay, I..." But Kathy why

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Thought this was funny, so often you get such a perfect example of "fuck off its allowed when we do it".

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@RosieisaHolt @rickburin He had a pen with him Where was science man's pen, I ask you?! I know who I am trusting

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@PeterTatchell @CCriadoPerez @lynne_segal Pros and cons though eh Peter

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Staggered to hear @LucyMPowell on @mattforde ask why did voters think Corbyn was an IRA sympathiser and it must be due to dark web targeted ads. Diane Abbott was on tv admitting she previously wanted the IRA to win. McDonnell has apologised for "the bombs and bullets".

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3 years

Novara is a crank website full of trashy people who supported antisemites like Chris Williamson. It's a clown show.

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The people who care what Novara think are the same ones being neglected by Labour right now - mostly young but a fair number of older people too, who feel their needs have been marginalised in favour of socially conservative homeowners who'll never vote Labour again.

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Owen the leader of your party went to Tunisia to LAY A WREATH for people who had murdered and castrated Jewish athletes at the Olympics. He then lied about it.

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No Owen you backed Salma because if someone identifies as on “the Left” you give them a massive pass. Because you have hideous politics, zero self awareness and a massive sense of superiority and entitlement.

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@terrelljstarr Sorry mate I'm a bit confused

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My favourite thing about the defeat of Corbynism was all his grotty cranks screaming for a General Election while Tonty Blair warned them it was a really bad idea

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Winner of the Owen Jones witty satire award

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@GaryLineker Gary maybe you could just google Ukraine and nuclear weapons before spouting bollocks

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@izzycsss @Keir_Starmer @UKLabour You're not supposed to be scum online

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I genuinely want to know why Diane Abbott drinking a mojito on the train caused more outrage than Diane Abbott meeting with and praising genocide deniers not once but twice in 2021.

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I genuinely want to know why Diane Abbott drinking a mojito on the train caused more outrage than Matt Hancock’s sister receiving £300k of public money or Boris Johnson’s mistress receiving £100k of public money, like do people actually think that was worse or?

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Johnson just now in Parliament: "And he asks about Iran! A man who has taken £20,000 from Press TV." Corbyn looks faintly irritated. Well, you would, wouldn't you?

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Christ I've now seen three Labour tweets saying about shitting on the floor "I'm sure this stuff happens across society" It fucking doesn't lads. Socialism, just a great big pass isn't it, so you can feel completely sure that you and your mates are absolute legends.

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What Boris Johnson didn't do Ash was go and lay a wreath for people who castrate Jews at sports events. He didn't go to Doha to say someone who helped bomb Jewish kids was "electrifying". Get in the bin.

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Boris Johnson’s history of bigotry included calling black people “flag-waving piccaninnies” with “watermelon smiles”. Again, trying to assert the exceptionality of antisemitism is based on erasing antiblack, Islamophobic and anti-GRT racism!!

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The flaming hypocrisy of Owen Jones here. The absolute rotter.

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@RLong_Bailey @GavinWilliamson God I’m glad you lost.

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Can't help it, really enjoy this, the lad always delivers, it's like a little soap opera

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Once they put that little Scottish rapist in the women's prison that really is the end of any sensible conversation You can't tell people they are transphobes and creating a moral panic and that's the LAST thing that would happen and oh no whoops As if you'd trust anyone

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@JayCray73 @TryshaMajin @iamOctoPops @thatgirljack @Liara20061 @W5DMT @iowa_2a You are seriously just using paper plates and chucking them away each time you eat, absolutely bonkers. And you have to keep buying them from the store? Hahaha amazing

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@jeremycorbyn Oh mate can't wait is it a canoeing project

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Strange wording from someone who insists he supports Labour, votes Labour every time, loves Labour.

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Very pessimistic Labour can succeed when it's such a welcome home for absolute plonkers. A party that hates its own national flag, hates the only leader that wins elections, fantasises over some bizarre fantasy of socialism completely detached from people's lives.

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So we had two women win cases against their employers because they held perfectly reasonable views about sex and gender Two drs reprimanded for selling unlicensed drugs to kids Stonewall shown to be advising their own version of the law Tavistock Gender service being shut down

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Really enjoyed this, almost three years ago. Good moaning Nazis.

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There is a reason yes.

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Thinking of Bastani's tweet on how Labour shouldn't have made any political capital out of Partygate 🤣👌🤣

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For someone like RLB it *doesn't matter that Peake praised Ken Livingstone*. There is nothing that can puncture the Ken Loach, Tony Benn, Laura Pidcock, Maxine Peake myth of Socialism. Maxine is a socialist and therefore good. Critics are not socialists and therefore bad.

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If Grace Blakeley is waking up to Max Blumenthal being a racist crank scumbag, wait til she finds out about Jeremy Corbyn She's going to be fuming

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