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Who even has time to read these things?..... #TeamArsenal tho. Business page @mexapparels , follow us on Instagram also.

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@Em3kaKalu
Emeka
3 years
@OgbeniDipo We're still in the business of making you look good. Hit us up for your traditional, corporate and casual attires. Instagram: @mexapparels . Send us a DM, call or whatsapp: 08139387020
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I know its cute and all but can we please keep kids off the protest grounds? Its not safe for them please
@iamEnyene
enyene ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ vincent ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿฆ #endsars
4 years
This fine leader joined our #UyoProtest today. She will be a great leader in future! RT till this gets to Aso Rock! #EndSARS #EndSWAT #EndPoliceBrutalityinNigeria โœŠ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌโœŠ๐Ÿฟ
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@Caramel_Lima Women in tech
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@Em3kaKalu
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This clown is a PDP member, a party that ruled the state for 24yrs and is coming to post bad roads in a bid to drag a governor who has been in office for 6months. When i say PDP boys don't have sense, Because if this one had sense, he'd know this is an indictment on his party
@omobabaijebu101
Iyanuoluwa Igbeyinadun
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more motorable and good roads in Aba, Abia state Otti is working
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@Em3kaKalu
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6 years
Can someone get into Dominos' database and delete all our numbers?
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@Em3kaKalu
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2 years
Atiku is a former APC member
@emmaikumeh
Emma ik Umeh (Tcee )๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ
2 years
Itโ€™s important to note, that both Peter Obi and Dr Yusuf Datti Ahmed are both former @OfficialPDPNig members.
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@Em3kaKalu
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1 year
Atiku sending Okowa to go beg GEJ instead of going by himself is very disrespectful, it doesnt matter how you look at it.
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@Em3kaKalu
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3 years
@yinkadek Lol he should find another bride. Which one is refund?
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@Em3kaKalu
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7 months
We had the DSS investigating a child for forging jamb results while protecting man with complete questionable identity
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@Em3kaKalu
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1 year
My problem with people like Soludo and Chidoka is they had absolutely no reason to say the things they said, Ngige that should even have bad blood with PO based on what happened in the past declined speaking about Him. Those other ones decided to have running mouths
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@Em3kaKalu
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2 years
@Everdiva1 Do you understand how it is that he wants to buy dress for his beloved wife and you keep posting dresses that wont fit her? Nne fix up immediately
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@Em3kaKalu
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4 years
See guys, i know we're in a time where criticizing Christianity is like the cool thing. I also know alot of you have been hurt by the church But i have to let you know there's nothing as good, calming, reassuring and beautiful as experiencing the love God has for you
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@Em3kaKalu
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4 years
CSP James Nwafor must not escape sha, he has to be arrested and made to answer for his numerous crimes. Someone like that needs to be tried at the Hague sef
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@Em3kaKalu
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2 years
@nattybanx In your mind you've done one serious fact checking. He said 120billion and your supposed fact check came up at 118.7billion and you're excited you've done something serious.
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@Em3kaKalu
Emeka
2 years
Wike really just woke up and banned delivery bikes sha, just grounded people's businesses like that without remorse. Thats the kind of person that wants to be president
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@Em3kaKalu
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3 years
Omo the testimonies on NSPPD yesterday and today ehn. See, God can be trusted abeg.
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@Em3kaKalu
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1 year
@DamilareOlaley4 @RealAdeshina If that post up there is part of the things getting you confused about what to believe, then that actually says alot about you
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@Em3kaKalu
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5 years
A man of God brought out 650m to fix a road that should have been fixed by the government and some of y'all are saying its not a big deal and its because it leads to his church. Alot of you are inherently stupid
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Emeka
2 years
@for_lifetil Lol see this rubbish with Nigerians where they give you small money and believe they own you.
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@Em3kaKalu
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4 years
@jashuawonder I know there are alot of people giving so many negative replies to this, i just want you never to give up on preaching the gospel. It was never going to be easy, so keep your head high and keep doing the work of He that has called you
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1 year
@categoryiscunt_ Like his cows, the people in his polling unit remain the same number every year
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3 years
@officiallyk10 @Cchharm Lol i honestly bent my head just by looking at the picture
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@Em3kaKalu
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4 years
Jack Ma is in Nigeria? First Zuckerberg, then Jack and now Jack Ma? Whats going on in Nigeria?
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4 years
@ladyvoldemort__ Lets pretend women haven't been doing this since the beginning of time
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@Em3kaKalu
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5 months
@KwamiAdadevoh Then Funsho should write his own and you can read it
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@Em3kaKalu
Emeka
2 years
When Tinubu supporters tell you who did he bring up? These are the people. People doing well in different works of life. But they wont understand because they believe bringing people up only involves getting them into politics and being their godfather
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Fada Chidi Mmaduekwe
2 years
I met with His Excellency, Mr. @PeterObi at the Vatican today for the Papal Consistory. By the grace of God, I am one of the 160 First Class Graduates in Anambra who received 1 million naira in 2014 when he was the governor of Anambra State. I thanked him and wished him well.
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5 years
@kcnaija Apparently he needs that bill more
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4 years
So they said its my birthday today. Not been a bad 365 days at all. Here's to a far better 365
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@Em3kaKalu
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3 years
@JemimaofCanada 30k is minimum wage on paper. In reality, its still 18k
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@Em3kaKalu
Emeka
2 years
@temi_jon @Osemeahon12 @royalties_pc @DrightSauce Lol Where's the comfort? Paying half of your annual salary to live in a shoebox isnt paying for comfort, its plain stupid
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@Em3kaKalu
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2 years
A child died at a Crรจche and you people are attacking the mother for dropping her child at a crรจche? Alot of you are very mad and dont have anyone to tell you
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@Em3kaKalu
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1 year
Its not hard to know when someone the people want wins. E no dey hide
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@Em3kaKalu
Emeka
2 years
Forget what you see on twitter, there's a real hunger for God among our generation, like tons of young people are being sold out for God, going in very hard in seeking God. There's a serious wave of revival sweeping across Nigeria
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@Em3kaKalu
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1 year
You educated lagosians should vote this guy and take your state back from Tinubu and his cohorts. You have the numbers to get it done
@GRVDaily
DARK GRV Daily ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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โ€œLagos was a trade port way before any colonial governmentโ€
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@Em3kaKalu
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3 years
@YESVS @TobiAnnam Now think about those who sell mannequins. Just like that, they're out of business
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@Em3kaKalu
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4 years
@josh2funny Lol its myself i blame. I knew you were going to say something very foolish and i still opened the video
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2 years
@greatdebbie @Gbaja_Adeoluwa Lol who are you to decide what is and isnt evangelism?
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@Em3kaKalu
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4 years
Lets not forget we almost lost Xhaka few months ago because of Emery's atrocities and occultic behaviour
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5 years
@theofficialFEMI See, Obasanjo wasn't the best president to ever walk the earth but he made sure we were always respected, man had his way with the international community, knew how and when to throw his weight around, not what we have now
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@Em3kaKalu
Emeka
2 years
Lynxx and Jocelyn Dumas have always had serious chemistry right from the Fine Lady video
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@Em3kaKalu
Emeka
1 year
From my polling unit HOR PDP-66 APC-1 LP-148 Senate PDP-19 APC-2 ADC-1 LP-192 Presidency PDP-2 APC-5 LP-216
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@Em3kaKalu
Emeka
2 years
Igbo people been doing affiliate marketing since kemgbe
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@Em3kaKalu
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4 years
@Realchuka Nna leave this thing, divorce is extreme but the Husband should be buying a car for his pregnant wife first before buting for his mother.
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@Em3kaKalu
Emeka
4 years
Again, protesters were peaceful for two whole weeks but the government unleashed soldiers who shot at protesters who were sitting on the floor singing the national anthem, killing and injuring tens of protesters
@Saint_K12
Twelve๐Ÿ‘โ€๐Ÿ—จ
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@Codename___V This was Lekki tollgate before the massacre
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@Em3kaKalu
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3 years
Cuppy looks amazing in that picture
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@Em3kaKalu
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5 years
Let it be known that despite high number of registered voters and pvc collection in abia state, alot of people couldn't vote because inec refused to conduct elections in alot of polling units
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Emeka
1 year
@channelstv He should keep joking with his own election
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3 years
My change has come. What God cannot do, does not exist!!!
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@Em3kaKalu
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2 years
@LANREWAJU_ Forgive? As far as I'm concerned, Auba did nothing that requires any forgiving from me. People turning against him are just zombies who dont know exactly why they're turning against him
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@Em3kaKalu
Emeka
5 years
@The_MOD_factor @BillAchusim How did you read that thread and the first thing that came to your mind was wikipedia?
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1 year
@Basseyworld Yes, Georgina Rodriguez will come take marital and relationship advice from Bassey Ikpi from twitter
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@Em3kaKalu
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7 months
@Mochievous Abeg abeg abeg. You people act like we're all robots
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@Em3kaKalu
Emeka
3 years
@GiftedAsia @Ehstha Not this again. Come if you want simply means your coming wasn't in my initial plans but since you asked, I'm willing to alter my plans to accommodate you. If I didn't want you to, I'll simply come up with an excuse. Jeez
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@Em3kaKalu
Emeka
3 years
Since this tweet is doing numbers, if you need a someone to make your clothes or your own wedding suits, I'm your guy. Contact us via DM or call/whatsapp 08139387020
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@Em3kaKalu
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@SaddickAdams @Folarinfotos So he made money, left her to marry someone else, the person ruined him, got broke, then came back to marry her. And she agreed?
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@Em3kaKalu
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3 years
@9japinnoco @jessicalevii There's always that one person
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@Em3kaKalu
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@Seyi__ Atleast e get schoolmates
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@Em3kaKalu
Emeka
3 years
The fact Yahaya Bello thinks he has a shot at being president is upsetting me. The fact he's even considering contesting is annoying me. You people voted Buhari in as president so now every clown thinks they have a shot at being president
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@Em3kaKalu
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4 years
@ladytiffs_ @Oli_Ekun This angle is fraudulent
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@Em3kaKalu
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5 years
I especially loved how Obi stepped in when Atiku was becoming pissed because of Kadaria's personal attacks, held things calmly till Atiku calmed down, then handed the reins back to him. Perfect tag team
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@Em3kaKalu
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6 years
A Donald Duke- Peter Obi ticket would really be amazing. But with the way Nigeria is set up, they'll never win
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5 years
@AnaLaughh I read the caption was expecting to see an elaborate breakfast when i opened the picture. Don't piss me off plis
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5 years
So my sisters got me a cake.
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@Emeneks Because he thought like every other story or scandal in Nigeria, it was going to die off in two weeks, but this one don over am
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@Em3kaKalu
Emeka
2 years
Really wish PDP will give their ticket to either Peter Obi or Monye then throw their whole weight behind them. Lets see something
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@Em3kaKalu
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7 months
@_mrsmalaprop We've really done and seen so much rubbish in this country
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@Em3kaKalu
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2 years
@asemota A presidential election, one person is going round, telling you what he'll do, presenting himself to be questioned and interviewed while the other two are quiet and speaking through proxies. Yet we have young people in 2022, supporting them.
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1 year
To think PDP actually scored only 9,962 votes in Obingwa and these clowns inflated it to 108,000. I've never seen this level of madness
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4 years
He's very foolish
@PhilipObin
Philip Obin
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#COVID ใƒผ19: A corps member, Mr Hodo Bassey, has donated his one month Allawi of N33,000 to the Cross River State government through the Commissioner for Health, Dr Betta Edu in the fight against the pandemic. This is commendable, a worthy sacrifice indeed.
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Some of us will be in our forties by the time the next admin is done, others in their thirties, a few others will be in their fifties. This is what you people are joking with
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@AhmvdMahm00d If you want to condemn, condemn it. Stop using that as an excuse to ask people to keep quiet when a grown adult wants to marry a child or when you people decide to behead someone because of your religion
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Lol so instead of you people's president to go down to lagos, Sanwo had to fly all the way to abuja to show him pictures. And you people will still defend him
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@Em3kaKalu
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3 years
Why this issue of igbo people building big houses in their villages always pains you people is something I'll never understand. House is their own, village their own, money their own. How exactly is any of it your problem?
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@Em3kaKalu
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@AyoBankole Na wa o. Small knife fight and you came with M16, armed APC and Rocket launcher. Somebody cannot even play with you
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4 years
Since the nigerian police can actually go on strike for over a week. Now might be the time to scrap the whole thing and conduct a fresh comprehensive recruitment and training
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2 years
@Tiutoye Peter Obi never owed salaries or borrowed a dime, neither is Sanwolu contesting for presidency, so i dont understand this your analogy
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4 years
I don't even understand. Whats the salad cream for?
@dragonfaya
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Chef Mbamalu
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5 years
All these senators coming on twitter to condemn the act. Reconvene and fucking do the job you're paid for
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1 year
The thing with Mr M and the revelations is that you can always expect the same energy all the time. The same energy they gave this morning at the experience is the exact same energy they'll bring in umuahia this evening.
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3 years
I am unstoppable. What God cannot do does not exist!!
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@Em3kaKalu
Emeka
3 years
Arsenal fans keep saying ร–zil is lazy, he does not work hard. So why is hardwork not winning you people games now?
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2 years
@Omini_Smoochey @GabrielAObot1 Bet you've been looking for a way to get this rubbish off your chest since. Even after correcting you, you're still saying the same thing. Its people like you that conclude everyone that isnt yoruba or hausa is igbo
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@Em3kaKalu
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10 months
The regions with 287, 289 and 46 ar3 more worried about the region with 24๐ŸŒš
@Urchilla01
KWEKU THE HUSTLER, COMMANDER OF THE HEADLESS MOB
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As seen on @channelstv NIGERIA'S SECURITY REPORT JUST IN: REGIONAL ABDUCTIONS Q2, 2023
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I am swimming in the overflow of heaven's abundance because What God cannot do does not exist!!!
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Warri people kept on doing our land, our land, till people left their land for them and their land became a ghost town. You people should continue
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Emeka
4 years
But that Awkuzu station is a sars station and sars has been disbanded. So who are thr people shooting?
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3 years
@NewNigeriaMedia They should go and sleep, if he sends another request now they'll be falling over themselves to grant it. And why did he keep repeating he wasn't calling for impeachment?
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@Uzrdinma @_Sleekie You don dey turn banger boy
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@Ugomma__ @Favourfavier @Haruna__Shehu If any was gon start in Nigeria, it'd have started because of rice
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2 years
@DemolaRewaju @Chxta So as governor, you were fascinated not by his acts in leadership, but by his articles. Interesting
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5 years
That Teni girl gets called out all the time but she's yall's fave so she won't get dragged
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4 years
But Innoson said he was ready to start producing ventilators. What have our government done about it?
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@Em3kaKalu
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5 years
Christian twitter go read Isaiah 43 : 19 - 21 from the message translation. You're welcome
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2 years
@Girl_isBlessed Since they dont give their money to the church, might as well contribute that money they're not giving to th3 church and do those things they complain the church isnt doing instead of complaining. Very simple solution
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@aboujamal01 @NaijaPidgin_ How exactly did you conclude he was driving under the influence? What informed this tweet?
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@ogbuefitoks Lol eskiz me sah, eez like God is speaking to you to buy me shoe of 30k. Please do not harden your heart, hearken to the voice
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