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Sci-Fi Nerd. Pro Choice/Pro Science/Pro Privacy Liberal. 🏳️‍🌈 Bisexual. #Bluecrew 🌊 #SwiftieOver50 . Threads: Ellis_Crane50

Seattle, WA
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Here's a 1989 photo of Donald Trump with Jeffrey Epstein and John Casablancas. Casablancas was also known to be fond of young girls. Despite knowing this, Trump handed over 13 year old Ivanka to be a model at his agency. Casablancas died in 2013.
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The GOP will never get the Trump stink off. #TrumpIsDone
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@mmpadellan They must have some hellacious blackmail material on Lindsey Graham.
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Hey! Its my 51st birthday today! Yay me!
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I wonder if the gentlemen in the Blacks for Trump shirts behind him know that non-whites were required to leave the casino floor when he and Ivana walked through his properties.
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Trump says white people are being discriminated against on covid treatment: “If you’re white, you don’t get the vaccine or if you’re white you don’t get therapeutics .. In NY state, if you’re white, you go to the back of the line if you want help.”
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Candace Owens attacking Cardi B to get publicity for her new talk show that conveniently premieres this week.
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@TomiLahren I had to remove myself from Nevada registration when I moved to Washington State and registered to vote. That’s called adulting.
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I love that Fox News tells Taylor Swift to stay out of politics while having Jon Voight and Chachi as guests debating... politics.
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Fear of Taylor Swift is the funniest shit ever
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@joncoopertweets $50,000 would make my life better. Donald Trump in prison would make everyone’s lives better. I’m all for the greater good.
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Just remember that somewhere Susan Collins is troubled. Deeply troubled.
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@Acyn So Marjorie Taylor-Greene's soon to be ex-husband has evidence that the 2020 election was "stolen", yet has withheld said evidence from all authorities and allowed Trump to lose 62 lawsuits? Is she on drugs? I think she's on drugs.
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The GOP chairwoman actually believes 82% of Americans earn $400K or more a year? No wonder the GOP is so out of touch with real American workers. #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica
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Just because President Obama is trending. I think this is part of the reason Trump is so jealous of Obama. Michelle leans into her husband with pure love and affection. Melania has been filmed slapping Donald's hand away on multiple occasions.
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@GregAbbott_TX @TxDPS Bring your business to Texas! Your kids will potentially get shot while at school, but don't worry! With our draconian laws regarding women's bodies, we figure you can just make replacements.
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@Acyn There were no documents, then the documents were planted, then Trump actually took documents but they were generic and nothing important, then ok, they are important, but he declassified them after he left office. What's the excuse tomorrow? Everyone publishes nuclear secrets?
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Donald Trump picked the most unflattering picture of Heidi Cruz specifically to be abusive. What did Ted Cruz do? Not a damn thing. What kind of message did that send to their daughters? #TedCruzHasNoBalls
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Senator Graham, you are a high ranking US Senator and you just called for the assassination of a world leader. Your words could be interpreted by hostile forces as speaking for the US government. Resign Now.
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Is there a Brutus in Russia? Is there a more successful Colonel Stauffenberg in the Russian military? The only way this ends is for somebody in Russia to take this guy out. You would be doing your country - and the world - a great service.
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Donald Trump is not one of you. Unless you’re a trust fund child. #MAGAMoron
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@RaleighBowman I would vote for a toaster if it ran under the Democratic ticket. Republicans are trying to take us back 60 years in time. No rights. No education. No freedom of religion. Screw that. We won't go back.
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Want to know what a genuine Christian is? Look no further than Dolly Parton.
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I love you as you are.
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@pawpatrol Kayleigh McEnany is standing on stage spreading fake news that Paw Patrol, a show about cartoon puppies, is cancelled. Not 140,000 dead Americans and 4.17 million confirmed COVID-19 cases. Not Russian bounties on our troops. Cartoon puppies. Let that sink in.
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I'm sure Devin Nunes wished he had just mooved back to suing imaginary cows on Twitter.
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Blacks for Trump has this same vibe.
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@Yamiche Donald Trump is not even attempting to hide his racism any more. He knows who his core group of supporters are. We don't need four more years of this garbage.
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He admitted it too. The smirk in the mugshot says it all. Disgusting and #NotADragQueen
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Oklahoma grandfather, Lyndell Marrs, has been arrested for raping his own granddaughter on a family vacation in Missouri.
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Republicans are criticizing Joe Biden for going to Delaware for the weekend. He's going to the funeral of his daughter-in-law's mother. If he didn't go to the funeral, Republicans would criticize him. Golf for 307 days spending $145M in taxpayer funds? That's fine.
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@ProjectLincoln Remember what is was like having a president who could form a coherent sentence on national TV? Here's a reminder:
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@thegoodgodabove The platypus. Because well, just look at it!
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@TheMostHated89 They're predicting a 21% potential jump in egg prices because of avian disease. Eggs average $2.05 currently. A 21% jump does NOT equal $12. That's called MATH. Don't share unverified information like this with no source link.
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@GeorgeTakei We are now in 1930s Germany. The White Nationalism. Trying to silence dissenting viewpoints. Creating an "us against them" narrative. Sowing distrust in the free press. We are allowing the past to be repeated. Don't ever say it can't happen, because it can.
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This is pure cringe. She’s literally testifying on behalf of an international airline pilots organization. #GOPClownShowContinues
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Dogs know good, kind people. Dogs love Joe Biden. #VoteJoeBiden2020 #ONEV1
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I hope the judge sues the ever loving fuck out of Brian Kilmeade and Fox News.
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Brian Kilmeade, filling in for Tucker Carlson tonight, shared a clearly fake, photoshopped image of the judge involved in approving the Mar-a-Lago warrant
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@maddow The Trump Administration should be held civilly liable for all these unnecessary COVID-19 deaths.
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@SnoopDogg I would actually donate so Snoop Dogg could buy Twitter. Because I want this GIF to automatically show up on every blatant lie from the GOP. #WhenSnoopBuysTwitter
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@itsJeffTiedrich Still haven't forgiven Melania Trump for this White Witch of Narnia Christmas horror show in the White House.
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Rand Paul keeps reminding people he's a doctor. He's an ophthalmologist. We don't need glasses to see he's full of shit. #PandemicPaul
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@inqdragon2 Betty White, who will be 100 years old on January 17, 2022, should have been Time's Person of the Year. Actress. Producer. Groundbreaker. Human rights activist. Animal rights activist. Absolute bad ass.
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@1RachaelStorm Okay, whose God? Yours? Jehovah? Allah? The Flying Spaghetti Monster? Freedom of Religion means you don't get to decide whose God people pray to.
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The difference between Twitter and Threads. Matt Gaetz’s post on Threads has been up 22 hours and has less than 200 likes (and he’s been ratioed into the dirt). Why? No inflated likes from bots. These are real numbers. The GOP has gone off the rails and voters are sick of it.
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@DanRather After the release of these tapes, any member of the GOP who stands up for Trump tomorrow should be arrested. This is treason.
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@Dr_Heavenly The second the Muslim kids brought out their prayer rugs you'd be losing your minds.
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@mmpadellan Remember, Coca-Cola also owns Sprite, Fanta, Schweppes, Minute Maid, Vitaminwater, Smartwater, Innocent beverages, Simply beverages, Fuze Tea, Honest Tea, Powerade, Fresca, Gold Leaf, Fairlife, Barqs root beer and Peace Tea, among others. Know where your dollar goes!
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@Anna_hildebrant @semonious True. They grow in the Philippines. They're carnivorous plants (they're a form of pitcher plant). They're also rare and endangered, thanks to people picking them to get photos on social media. This is is why can't have nice things. Like penis-shaped plants.
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@funder I'll just leave this here. #TrumpResignNow
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@thisisrilk @ethanjsacks @elonmusk How about learning what the First Amendment to the US Constitution actually says?
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@thegoodgodabove Carl Sagan. One of the most brilliant human beings who has ever lived and a marijuana advocate.
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The Russian bot farms were busy at 3 am. #LiberalismIsAMentalDisease
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@indiemama8467 @Michell22588142 @ask_aubry I'm liking this post without even a modicum of guilt.
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@joncoopertweets Not only that, but if Trump is convicted of treason against the United States, any loyalists in Congress should be reviewed as national potential security threats. Especially Rand Paul.
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@perlmutations But Dershowitz swears he kept his underwear on while receiving a "massage" from an underaged girl. Now if you'll excuse me, I just rolled my eyes so hard typing that I think I pulled something.
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@NoLieWithBTC @thedailybeast The police need to put their mug shots online. Show the world their names and faces. Let them face the consequences of hate.
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@ACTBrigitte You mean Michelle Obama, the First Lady who genuinely is happy to be with her husband versus Melania Trump, who was filmed slapping away her husband's hand when he tried to hold hers on multiple occasions?
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@weijia So Trump is going golfing. Again. Not a word about John Lewis' passing.
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Mike Pompeo just deleted this tweet. This is why Twitter should never have an edit button. Screenshots live forever. #RepublicansAreTheProblem
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@mikepompeo Did you just delete this?
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@realDonaldTrump That's approximately 15,000. Not "hundreds of thousands" and certainly not a "million". Trump and the GOP seem to have a serious problem with basic math.
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Congratulations Scott! You just helped put the final nail in the coffin of Ronald Reagan's legacy. The GOP is officially dead.
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I’m proud to say I’m a Liberal. Are you?
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Just leaving this here. #studentloanforgiveness
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@_SJPeace_ All I kept thinking of was, "but the last guy left his sweatshirt..."
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Good thing Melania renegotiated her prenup. There's not going to be anything left. #TrumpIsBroke
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Dear Brian: Women will wear whatever they want and post whatever they want.
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Who made Maggie Smith trend the day after Betty White died? Can't take the stress!
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@NoLieWithBTC Narrator: But everyone knew that Republicans’ hearts had shriveled and died long ago.
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@trschmidt85 @KARMAHEARDU Your kids' school superintendent cares enough to stand up for the students entrusted in his care. That is amazing.
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@JeffSharlet The gentleman from the Bronx is going to own Fox News by the time the lawsuit is done. Every attorney in NYC is salivating right now.
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@MysterySolvent How to tear your rotator cuff in 5 minutes or less.
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There has been no chain of custody for the mystery laptop for over 6 years. From someone who has prepared chain of custody documents, they are very specific and used to prevent evidence tampering. Without them, the evidence is inadmissible. Seen it happen. #HunterBidensLaptop
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@JoeBiden Joe Biden fostered and adopted this beautiful rescue dog Major. Every dog Joe meets adores him. Dogs know kind people. Dogs love Joe Biden.
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@Raistlin68 @ethanclynne Judging from your other replies, you're a tradesman (plumber/HVAC). You don't work in an office. I work for a law firm and our productivity has gone up WFH due to the lack of distractions. I see one of my attorneys about once every 3 months. She works her ass off at home.
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@MikeLoychik So why isn't the 14th amendment's due process clause which gives a fundamental right to privacy (the basis of HIPAA, medical rights and abortion rights) not absolute though?
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The irony of decorating the tree with Support Our Troops ribbons when your husband doesn't give a damn about bounties on their heads. #MelaniasChristmasTips
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@realTuckFrumper Its cute how Steve Mnuchin thinks he'll still have a job when Trump loses.
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@thomaskaine5 DeSantis just passed a law requiring students and professors to report their political views to the state. There are going to be badges coming. Don't say it can't happen. They said that in 1930s Germany, too.
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@TheReal_Jaime We have to stop babies from being born at 9 months? What are they expecting us to do, cross our legs and hold the baby in? Cause that's not going to work.
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This is a beautiful thing at the darkest time.
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Ok #Resistance - I've been seeing way too many "what's the point" tweets in the past couple days. We cannot give up. Trump is following the dictatorship playbook to the letter. We are Americans. #LiveFreeOrDie isn't just a state motto. Long live the fighters.
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@ProjectLincoln @JeffKasky And tossed Jeff's ego into the dumpster.
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I’m voting for Joe Biden because I’m an American and I believe in our Constitution, freedom and equality. #ImVotingForBiden #ONEV1
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@JoshuaPotash @GovofCO Govenor Polis - would you like to explain why police in your state thought it was necessary to pepper gas people watching musicians play violin at a memorial service?
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@noturtlesoup17 Yeah, it's been done.
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@MysterySolvent I hope Reverend Warnock sues Kayleigh McEnany into the *bleeping* ground.
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@DianeKnud7 Diane, I am so sorry for your tragic loss. Take as long as you need to grieve. I know @LSD122070 runs a support group for grieving parents.
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@mmpadellan Trump promises a dictatorship on day one. He will never let go of power again. #VoteBlueToSaveDemocracy
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@lindyli She did. Repeatedly. So did John McCain.
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@VoteMarsha Oh Marsha, this tweet didn't go as you planned. Jimmy Carter is a Nobel prize winner, a humanitarian, a devout Christian who still respects the beliefs of others and a genuinely kind human being. Everything you are not.
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@ksorbs You think a mask is uncomfortable? Try a ventilator.
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John Casablancas would make 14-15 year old models dance for him, Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump on private yachts. If they refused, they were out of the competition, worth $150k and a contract. And there are so many witnesses.
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@gtconway3d Because we have sense.
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#BlueMAGA is a made up Twitter term to try and rile up Biden supporting Democrats. It doesn't actually exist and the people using it are trolls. Don't bother engaging. It's not worth the time nor the oxygen.
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I got free tickets to see Donny Osmond in Las Vegas. I dragged my friend along, thinking we'd watch a bit and leave. The show was amazing. He's incredibly talented and very, very funny. I'd go see him again in a heartbeat.
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@BMeiselas James Woods is going to learn very quickly from his lawyers that posting revenge porn (ie, a nude picture of someone without consent) is illegal.
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@SloughR @messedupfoods It's pepperoni with a natural or collagen-based casing. It causes the edges to curl (called cupping pepperoni, which you'll see on menus). The edges get crunchy and they're really good.
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@realDonaldTrump Clippy says otherwise.
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@chrislhayes @AOC At age 6, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was apparently making policy in a state she didn't live in. Her mother must be a super-duper ultra Tiger Mom.
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@itsJeffTiedrich Every time I think we have hit absolute bottom, Donald Trump breaks out a shovel.
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