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5 months

CA liberals are completely unaware that Spainiards are not Mexicans that happen to live in Europe. I'm not even joking, they assume all Spanish speaking people are effectively the same.

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Jon Tron: happily married. Destiny: "wife" was rented around town until leaving him for some BPD twink. Proving once and for all that winning/losing a gay internet debate is meaningless in the course of life.

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@Bolverk15 There's also a sex percent category, it would seem

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Holy shit. They knew the answer 70 years ago. Everything they've done since then has been to make everyone fat and miserable. It must have been done on purpose, at least by many at the top.

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You'd think this headline would spell it out for people, and yet none of those who don't already understand will get it.

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@MinOfPropIndoc @kissmyass683 @QuestionMThings There's a line in the beginning and end that show why Bill: "I'm not saying that [one race neighborhoods] were good ..." (proceeds to list everything that was lost) Joe: "Yeah I don't know which is better" They're incapable of accepting the premise no matter what reality shows

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People say Twitter dying, but this website is the best content on the web. Someone spazzes out on soviet ice cream as appealing as cold cardboard over an essay chain thread and some random German tells him to shove some more oreos into his fat American face. Just gold.

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amerikaner wenn das eis keine metrische tonne reeses peanut butter cups karamellsirus schokochips regenbogenstreusel und oreo crunshies enthält

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@MarmotRespecter Everyone is trying to manipulate SEO which leads to the search engines changing what registers top hits to prevent abuse, which leads to further SEO manipulating. Creates a cycle we're 15 years into and now the engines operate on data weights that make no logical sense.

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@no_salv Yeah that's the thing. Winning a debate does not mean proving one side of the argument correct. It's why debating with bad faith actors is pointless or harmful. It's never just an honest discussion to figure something out.

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1 year

Tagging #1 Korra fan @EsemicolonR Just in time to add to your Christmas wish list.

Tēng Tsa̍p-Chê

@SachinTeng

1 year

My cover art for The Legend of Korra: Patterns in Time for @DarkHorseComics which just released. So go check it out if you're a TLOK fan. Big thank you to Bryan Konietzko and Michael Dante DiMartino, it was a joy to finally work together!

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@gunbangs She pretty cute don't lie

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1 year

Fedboy psyop confirmed. "Oh hey look at this event that happened, gosh guys I think we have to eliminate all your privacy or we just can't prevent this ever again"

NBC News

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1 year

EXCLUSIVE: The Biden administration is looking at expanding how it monitors social media sites and chatrooms after U.S. intelligence failed to realize classified Pentagon documents circulated online for weeks, officials briefed on the matter say.

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@UpperLowerClass They look okay if you're got a tapered waist that shows off the hips. 90%+ of women cannot pull off the look. And even the ones who can need a top that compliments the aesthetic. The top is good in this image, but the pants are sub-par for sure.

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@Bolverk15 I blame the success of borderlands 2. People would not shut up about how funny the diamond pony bit was. In that same time, two and a half men was about to hand the "most watched" title to big bang theory, and my absolute and undying hatred for normies was born.

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@ReviewsPossum Why is the owner of the dog who is being killed not scooping out the pit pitbulls eye with his thumb?

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I feel like this was a test to see if he was spineless and self loathing in a way that was useful, and he "passed" the test.

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Nikki Haley renamed her husband

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2 years

How are normies not alarmed that every part of modern economics can be shut off at the individual level, overnight, by a seemingly unilateral force, which has no method of appeal? It's like watching a nuke explode on the horizon and your only thought is "Glad I don't live there"

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@Mayitzin There's a stereotypical look for every demographic. You can very often identify someone's liniage from their looks, sometimes down to the precise sub region. Also, they're all born wearing Sombreros and Ponchos.

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@AuronMacintyre >believes in multiple dimensions >believes in dark matter >believes the universe is both infinite and expanding >believes literal nothing caused a chain reaction, with no provocation, that formed the universe "Okay, but where's your photo of Heaven? Checkmate!"

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Liberate nerddom from normies. Seriously, kick every bandwagonning fuck out. It's easy, make forums difficult to access, make them anon only, or make the site unusable on mobile. 3d6 in order or GTFO. Call a spade a spade and a fake gamer girl a fake fucking gamer girl.

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2 years

It clearly says "equipment cover" and if you zoom in you can see a suffocation warning. Unbelievable how contagious insanity is. Don't go anywhere near a hospital if you can avoid it

Aaron Siri

@AaronSiriSG

2 years

My firm was sent the below image. After formal request, the hospital confirmed that “All [suspected] and COVID positive patients must wear an isolation drape for all transports outside of their room” and a “surgical mask.” COVID-19 + plastic bag over head + mask = safe?

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"Only those who disobeyed survived." @RAZ0RFIST has a video on this phenomenon. It's a lesson you should learn if you haven't already.

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According to a report by AP, the only road out of Lahaina was barricaded. Only those who disobeyed survived.

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The "do not repost!" Art crowd bothers me. That's not how the world works. If it's online it's fair game. Mark your art so people can find you. No effort, all the reward. Or attempt to police people you have zero control over and stress about things you can't control. Dumb.

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@DejaRu22 33 year old cat moms filled with a mediocre career and regrets. Telling women to enter the workforce at 18 and focus on family "later" (never) was one of the most disastrous things prev generation did. It's an epidemic.

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3 years

@JaegerPony Theyre not interested in doing what they like. They're interested in forcing you to do what they like.

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3 years

This is compounded and further encouraged by corporations who very much value employees being interchangeable. Firing Don Bluth? Your animation style will change. Introduces risk. Firing any lead animator on any modern project? Anyone on the team can fill that slot.

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@DozaiLam @QuarantinedCoof Terra/Luna crashed and is headed to 0. It was started by a man who was previously subpoenaed by the SEC for his role in financial scams, and his response was to flee the US and never return. This was public information and people still bet the farm on his coin. Just greed.

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@xjippyx They're my people, I'm allowed to generalize them. Born and raised in Los Angeles, former Disney employee. Helps that the accuracy of my generalization is more likely to be correct than theirs.

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@MarmotRespecter "I don't even know what my own country's flag looks like, and that makes you look bad." I'm starting to understand how these people let themselves be disarmed.

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3 years

@TheQuQu Even beyond that, Cawthorne's roots as a Christian game dev were well known from the start. He had the heart, lacked the artistic talent. They made fun of his models, saying they looked like creepy animatronics. He made the world's biggest batch of lemonade with those lemons.

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2 years

Remember, if you send a discord message even joking about organizing something like this, you will be arrested for terrorism. Stop believing the rule of law exists for every one, because you're the sub-human class.

Election Wizard

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2 years

BREAKING: A crowd of angry pro-abortionists have marched to a house believed to belong to a sitting U.S. Supreme Court Justice, according to @DouglasKBlair .

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@lordvictor Interesting. Is this because the sub listens for engines? Or can't sonar ping the wood hull? Have zero nautical knowledge.

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9 months

Judy Garland is one of the best examples of children abused and destroyed by the rich and powerful. Zoomers, ignorant of everything, want to attack her and not the elite who controlled her because they have no historical understanding, only surface level observations.

Twi. 🇭🇹

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two movies. a year apart. same bitch. shoutout to Gen Z for teaching me this.

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"I need long term data." Moron: Look how many people have taken it! "Okay, and, what was the average result after 10 years? What were the outliers after 10 years and at what rate did those occur?" Moron: ... you just like horse dewormer

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@moeguns_derrick "Two graze wounds?" Is he reta- *remembers what just saw him do in the video* Oh right, that question was already answered.

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@ZackTaylorFA 100% glowie. They weren't subtle about it. His "manifesto" just says he was trained to shoot by roblox and read posts on 4chan that radicalized him.

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1 year

McConnel accidentally admitting their priorities are overlapped 100% with dems and 0% with their own voters.

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McConnell: "I'm pretty proud of the fact that with a Democratic president, Democratic House, and Democratic Senate, we were able to achieve through this Omnibus spending bill essentially all of our priorities."

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@tariqnasheed @OakParkDistrict Is it though? They released pictures with the names, notice you forgot to mention that. Gotcha covered friend.

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1 year

The absurd nature of fiat vs real currency. The whole point of real currency is the coin is it's own value. A paper dollar is worth X ounce of gold/silver. A coin contains copper/gold/silver. With fiat, a piece of copper becomes half its value and paper has no back to it.

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The Mint has since announced it would stop penny production in 2023. "The pennies' unit cost rose by 19.3%, costing the Mint 2.1 cents to produce each one-cent coin"

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@0x49fa98 *walking through a FEMA checkpoint* Zero: *sweating* they're checking my Twitter, oh God I'm done for Guard; He's fine, let him through. Zero: WHAT, AM I A JOKE TO YOU

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@OrwellNGoode So is being deficient in Vitamin D. So is being depressed from your body not making vitamin D. There are studies of people who have prolonged avoidance of sunlight, and the results are pretty horrible.

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@irujuudazzo In addition: They added in fact-check as a term for double-click like that's something normal people do. I can visualize the bloated Npc who wrote this. I hate localizers so much it's unreal.

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@mikexnichols @TheQuQu Goblins have nothing to do with real world bankers. Goblins encouraged sound money, protected customer assets, and did not attempt to undermine the Wizard nation. They also did not recoil when called a goblin.

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"Why would you need more than 10 rounds?" asks the politician with 12 bodyguards, each with 14+1 in their CC.

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3 years

Either the Korean word for hamster is similar to the word for human, or I am missing critical context here.

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@Bolverk15 I don't know what you're talking about, this is a terrible development. Some of their players are still alive.

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Locked RT

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@CountCagliostr1 @CobraDagger @greentexts_bot "No tree in sight" First, incoorect. Second, California/Texas, where this style of suburb is popular, are mostly desert. See how flat the terrain is over many miles? That's desert biome. The trees were brought in recently and are young. There would be none in the are normally.

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He's delusional. No character got nuance, the terrible writing is the main critique He had more screen time and more agency than anyone besides the protagonist and the antagonist It thrust him into fame, made him tens of millions And he's complaining they didn't give him more

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@DOITYOUCOWARDS @JHookOfficial @PokemonGems You could win 9 of those and still get an L for the game in the tournament too. It was maddening.

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@Harrybear5543 @MatMvB @Bolverk15 Most of that is actor delivery. Jack VA didn't ham it up, Jack takes himself seriously and so the VA delivered it from that perspective. Which is part of what makes writing games hard. You need a VA who can deliver, or ideally improve what you had in mind for dialogue like this.

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In today's "Highly Alarming but Not Surprising" news: US Agriculture seized bees that were resistant to roundup, and killed them. Forged evidence, illegal seizure, all done without the owner and without warrant. Almost certainly at Monsanto's request.

Illinois Ag. Department Illegally Seizes Privately Owned Bees Resistant to GMO Poison

The Illinois Agricultural Department recently seized Terrence Ingram's privately-owned bees resistant to Monsanto's GMO pesticides.

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Spotting AI art and the old rules for spotting a skin walker fae are the same. If something feels off, count the fingers, the knuckles, the teeth. That last one is the best example. If you don't get an uncanny valley vibe, you're missing something.

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Midjourney is getting crazy powerful—none of these are real photos, and none of the people in them exist.

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@DejaRu22 Most men have it just as bad, but they have limitless distractions and ignore it for the moment. See Marvel fans with massive funk pop collections for examples. And the rest have decided to take back what they can (get fit, make money) to set right. Women can't get younger.

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Iroh is seriously perfect. Maybe if Aaron Ehauz is involved in something in the future he might not be ruined too (he never appeared in Korra. That was an evil spirit trying to ruin his good name)

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Gee whiz, sure am loving how every inherently monstrous psychopath needs redemption these days....

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@TheHinduDindu @EtheriumApex First insult these types of women turn to are incel or virgin. The projection is absolute.

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@EsemicolonR Don't worry E;R, there's still the nextflix version to retcon this for them. Once you understand that ruining what you love is all they have hope for in their own life you almost feel sorry for them.

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We're sliding from "Piracy is a moral good" to "Buying the official digital release is unethical" At record speeds.

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4 years

@MrPumpkinFace1 We've been donating billions a year Africa and some dude in a hut just invented the wheelbarrow, completely changing the life of his entire tribe. Like where the fuck is that money going? $1500 at home depot will advance them like 3 ages, but billions didn't get past stone age?

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2 years

Giving someone who just committed second degree murder a ticket and walking away to own the conservatives.

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Cash bail is set to be abolished in Illinois beginning January 1. Conservatives are foaming at the mouth.

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@EsemicolonR >sell plush >make millions >buy rights to Steins Gate so Netflix can't I'll add to the warchest. Hope you're close!

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@Bolverk15 Anyone who says shadowheart is ugly is jealous. There are no exceptions to this rule.

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1 year

They almost explicitly state that the goal is to make it more expensive for those in good standing so the banks have a higher margin to offset bad loans (which they take in the first place because of government incentives funded by the taxes of said good standing taxpayers)

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"I want equal pay to the male executives, and also a man who makes 3x my income who will marry me and tour Europe every summer until I get bored and take half his shit with me." Ma'am, you're trying to spend Disney bucks at a Little Ceasars. What you're offering is no good here.

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Reminder, ALL tech that lets someone read thoughts needs to be banned. "Oh but we can catch criminals, control computer with mind, etc etc." No. It's all banned. There's no scenario where humanity doesn't do unthinkable evil with power on that level. Zero tolerance.

🇯🇵 Colonel Otaku Gatekeeper 🇯🇵

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As If Banning Porn didn't go far enough, China is now creating Technology where THINKING about Porn can be Successfully Tracked & get you arrested. The AI is even so Advanced it can track what kind of Porn you're thinking of! 💀

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3 years

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA No.

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1 year

Vanderbilt's story is always one of my favorite to tell, and it was a pleasure hearing @RAZ0RFIST tell it better than I ever could. Give the video a watch.

The Myth of Monopolies (And How to End Them) - Razör Rants

It was forged in the fires of Mount Regulation... only there can it be unmade.Rumble:https://rumble.com/c/RazorFistBitchute:https://www.bitchute.com/razorfis...

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Why is this shite promoted on my TL? >GoG >Origin >Epic >BattleNet Multiple major competitors, Steam does not run exclusive deals like Epic, and they don't bar other services from OS. This is like saying McDonalds has a monopoly on Fast Food. Fuck this ambulance chaser.

Will Bucher

@MrGameandLaw

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Use Steam? You could be entitled to hundreds or even thousands in compensation for Valve's illegal monopoly. It takes just minutes to find out if you are eligible to file a claim. Attorney Advertisement by Bucher Law PLLC. Prior results do not guarantee a similar outcome.

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@Bolverk15 Yep. "When I last left you, I was but the learner" except for that time 10 years ago, haha remember that? In addition, I think narratively it just makes so much more sense to have the face-to-face happen in 4. Also, how is the entire Organa family not in prison? Just a mess.

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I spoke to @TheQuQu about why this meme is so pleasant the other day. Largely because it's pure, nearly wholesome in nature, and thus impractical to wield as a bludgeon. These guys can't see value in something that isn't ego pumping or putting others down.

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@lordvictor He need to repeal and replace his fries with the fucking side salad

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2 years

Let's post "villains" who were actually the good guy

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2 years

Paul Krugman and Jim Cramer are incredible in that I don't think they've ever had a correct prediction in their life, but they claim to be experts in the field.

Paul Krugman

@paulkrugman

2 years

But back to sterling. I'm supposed to know something about currency crises — I did invent the academic field! And as far as I know there are two ways a country with a floating exchange rate can have a currency crisis, neither of which seems to apply to the UK 3/

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@EsemicolonR Pewdiepie may have brought some more eyes to it, but he didn't catapult you anywhere you weren't going already. Single handedly the funniest edit on Ep 8

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It became cool to marginalize and persecute people based on their nationality overnight. Remember how fast this slide happened and understand it'll happen to you the moment they decide you're next.

NEXTA

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YouTube has turned off all features in #Russia that allowed YouTube channel creators to earn money

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@Saradin1337 @0x49fa98 Hell is real and this is but the tiniest glimpses into that world. I love the days we joke about living in Hell or descending into it because while there is a nugget of truth, it's mostly laughing it off. With shit like this I don't even think I can joke about it.

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@realism_fan @MrBCWalker Don't take the stairs to nowhere in the forest.

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20* year old game. It really do be like that though

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1 year

But my personal favorite is Chaos Orb accidentally living up to its name. Flip it onto the table and whatever it touches is destroyed. Then one player at a tournament realized it didn't have to be intact. So he tore up his orb, sprinkled it over the field, board wiped opponent.

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@lordvictor Normies think body armor blocks an infinite amount of bullets. And the wearer can just tank it as if they were nerf darts. "And silencers make gunshots whisper quiet, and 45 acp ammo can blow the door off a humvee, and fully-semi-auto rifles fire 500 rounds a second, and..."

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@DrunkKobold

2 years

Watching Chinese propaganda announce that it defeated the virus in March 2020 and tell the West to give up freedom for the "greater good" is almost hilarious.

Michael P Senger

@michaelpsenger

2 years

CGTN Anchor, March 19 2020: “Now, people have come to terms with the new norm: Lockdown…we traded a little of our freedom for the greater good…By doing that, it flattened the curve…This is exactly what Europe and America should know.” Pretty much the fraud in a nutshell.

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Dr. Drunken Kobold, Esq.

@DrunkKobold

7 months

I regret to inform you that a cinematic is not relevant to gameplay, monetization, or undelivered promises.

Hoshi

@HoshizoraOW

7 months

The forced ow hate is tired at this point… this was their most recent cinematic btw

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Dr. Drunken Kobold, Esq.

@DrunkKobold

3 years

@KavaScott @JohnNada2020 The point is this is not to fight a hostile power. This is to fight civilians. Running forward with a baton, wailing on an opponent and shouting "get back, get back!" Is not something done in war, it's done in crowd control. A prison guard, not a soldier.

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Dr. Drunken Kobold, Esq.

@DrunkKobold

4 months

We're pretending extremely basic features often found on cartoon animals are plagerism? Every image here predates this version of Meowth, so isn't Pokémon guilty of plagiarizing then?

VGC

@VGC_News

4 months

Steam’s newest hit, Palworld, has been accused of plagiarising designs from Pokémon, as social media users negatively highlight its creator’s history with generative AI tools.

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Dr. Drunken Kobold, Esq.

@DrunkKobold

3 years

@TheQuQu Why is every slippery slope a fucking cliff these past 5-7 years?

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Dr. Drunken Kobold, Esq.

@DrunkKobold

3 years

Signs people have been in lockdown too long

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Dr. Drunken Kobold, Esq.

@DrunkKobold

2 years

@TiMichel85 @RobertHelpmann1 You talking to a mirror? The guy he's talking to broke the story on dirt cookies, as he called them.

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Dr. Drunken Kobold, Esq.

@DrunkKobold

1 year

He failed basic arithmetic, reading comprehension spanning only a single paragraph, and other grade school remedial logic problems. Then they put him in fire control. Okay. That's gonna go well.

U.S. Army Recruiting

@usarec

1 year

Pvt. Jhared Collins spent the past two years attempting to join the @USArmy . He was able to meet the physical requirement, but, after multiple attempts at the ASVAB, his score was in the low 30s, making him eligible to participate in the Future Soldier Prep Course.

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Dr. Drunken Kobold, Esq.

@DrunkKobold

1 year

@elranno I mean, ADHD meds are usually low-grade meth. So yeah, it will have that effect.

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Dr. Drunken Kobold, Esq.

@DrunkKobold

3 years

@RykarMcCoy @juukuchi The short term is bad. It's not fun. It feels terrible. Long term this will work out well for him. He has his family, his wealth, and he will keep customers that respect him and make no demands of him personally.

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Dr. Drunken Kobold, Esq.

@DrunkKobold

1 year

63% of Americans support drilling more holes in hull of ship to combat sinking.

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Dr. Drunken Kobold, Esq.

@DrunkKobold

4 years

Nate Silver released his fursona. This is not a joke. This is where we stand in the year of our Lord 2020. I would ask what is happening, but I'm afraid I will get an answer.

Rolling Stone

@RollingStone

4 years

We all deal with election-related stress in different ways — some are eroticizing Fivey, the vulpine mascot of Nate Silver's wonk blog, FiveThirtyEight

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Dr. Drunken Kobold, Esq.

@DrunkKobold

2 years

Man made 2 million dollars and still gets up for work in the morning. I hope I find a career I love half as much as Stonetoss loves making people angry at the truth.

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Dr. Drunken Kobold, Esq.

@DrunkKobold

2 years

@EsemicolonR @nsamesen No one would have known about this main-line marvel movie if you hadn't retweeted this E;R Not even the actors in the movie.

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Dr. Drunken Kobold, Esq.

@DrunkKobold

3 years

I honestly believe this greentext is a real story

Interro 🏺🔧♨️🏔🔳

@Interrobang_2

3 years

sound advice

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Dr. Drunken Kobold, Esq.

@DrunkKobold

6 months

The Irish are going full mask-off with their “anti-hate” speech bill. It erodes all due process and makes the defendant have the burden of proof, which means they have to prove *their* innocence instead of the gov having to prove their guilt. Simple possession is a crime.

Free Speech Ireland

@FreeSpeechIre

1 year

Amendment from by @pb4p to include the UN Convention on Human Rights protections on Free Speech within the Hate Speech bill, has been defeated. As well as one to excise the section allowing for the prosecution of individuals possessing offensive material without communicating it

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Dr. Drunken Kobold, Esq.

@DrunkKobold

1 year

If you think you're buying "real" gun equipment for $40, you're too dumb to argue with. "This stuff isn't harmless!!" It is. It's a polyester vest with pockets. It's the textbook definition of harmless.

K-12 School Shooting Database

@K12ssdb

1 year

Here is the vest the Texas mall shooter was wearing. Lots of "real" firearms products are sold on Amazon under the guise of being airsoft toys. This is not harmless stuff. A key component of being a mass shooter is the tactical gear to carry the weapon and extra magazines.

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Dr. Drunken Kobold, Esq.

@DrunkKobold

2 years

If you haven't had Mexican food from a hole in the wall place with exactly this set up as it's aesthetic, you haven't had good Mexican food.

Isaac

@GalaxyPeaBrain

2 years

This is more sincere and culturally impactful for latinos than anything Disney has put out

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Dr. Drunken Kobold, Esq.

@DrunkKobold

4 years

Why did we stop building permanent structures out of stone? It seems so much more efficient in terms of maintenance and longevity. Not to mention the aesthetic is strictly superior.

Tudor for architecture🇬🇧

@ArchitectureTud

4 years

Bath, England 🇬🇧 🌹

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