Jen X @mcfreakshow Twitter profile

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Jen X

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Listen, don't push Gen X. We've had our Battle Song since 1987. The intro to "Welcome to the Jungle" is our DNA. Play it & see what happens.

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5 years

@MileyCyrus @PPFA @happyhippiefdn @marcjacobs The reality of this photo

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12 years

I pee in the shower but I consider it multitasking as it supposedly kills athletes foot which I don't have because I pee in the shower.

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12 years

Everything is an innuendo if you're perverted enough.

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12 years

Thinking 50 Shades of Grey is good erotica is like calling Taco Bell a Mexican restaurant.

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12 years

"You kiss your mother with that mouth?" "No, but I did eat out your sister once with it"

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12 years

Sexless marriages aren't marriages they're a roommate contract with a never ending unhappiness clause

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12 years

The older I get the more random body hairs cover me I'm beginning to realize I'm a late blooming werewolf

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12 years

5 reasons 2 fuck a Nerd 1. Very observational. 2. Result oriented 3. Years of in depth study. 4. Need to test hypothesis 5. They love pie

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12 years

I like to imagine random keys I find unlock magical doors leading to worlds where animals talk and wear pants.

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12 years

One of my pick up lines is "I have small hands so things look bigger in them"

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12 years

I'm picky with porn takes me 20 mins to search, but only 3 to finish.

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12 years

My inhaler bring all the boys to the yard...and they're like "breathing so hard"

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12 years

If ur avi is not a pic of u & u insult real women on twitter ....we all know u r a fat ugly lonely bitter ass loser with a yeasty vag

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12 years

"I have a big butt & cannon thighs. U other chubbers can't deny, when a bitch walks in with an itty bitty waist, she gets hung" my PMS song

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12 years

If you retweet me it's like saying "Tag you're it!!" & I will chase you down... cuz tag

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11 years

Hair was made to be pulled

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12 years

If you're flirting and you can make a man turn into a giggling boy....you're doing it right.

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12 years

Why is it people who don't own guns are the first to step on the "ban wagon"?

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12 years

Somedays I want longer arms to reach out into the world Others days I just want arms to reach me

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12 years

It's in-between all her contradictions that you might find her character

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7 months

Mom I gotta put you on hold the new corpse just dropped" ...💀 this is my feed ...too real @ryanlongcomedy

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12 years

Pretty things can be bought Pretty people shouldn't

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12 years

Ran outside in my PJ's when I came back in my 11yr old son started laughing. Pointing at my nipples he said "Are those Lady Boners mom?"

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Jen X

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8 months

EXTREME Myspace angle to show back fat is almost GONE! Belly fat is 75% gone. Now it’s weight lifting time. Ladies cut out the sugars! Artificial sugars too!

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Jen X

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8 months

STOP using female/woman to describe the difference between XX & XY chromosomes. I am XX born. Nothing I do can change that. No one can change their chromosomes. Language matters. Use it wisely.

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Jen X

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6 months

Most of us are counting pennies & stressed about the future. Most of us are lucky enough to share a meal with friends and family today. Think about the Bless ...not the stress.

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Jen X

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11 years

Unhappily married? Then FIX IT or BREAK IT ....and don't even think about using another person as your emotional band-aid in between.

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15 days

My step-father Claude passed away. He was the last man standing. Now I’m officially an adult orphan.

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10 months

What I’m harvesting this week and the contraption I made to get er done

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8 months

Eye avocadon’t care if you think Eye’m Guacward

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12 years

Somedays I need to be held other days I just need to hold it together

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11 years

I regret what I don't say more often than what I do.

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28 days

Bringing my man flowers cuz I can❤️

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9 months

How it started & how it’s going #

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9 months

When you harvest the top crown of broccoli leave the stem in the ground. It will make more smaller crowns.

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6 years

@davidhogg111 @NRA “Stop trying to make Fetch happen” Or Russian bots same same. #walkaway is real so deal

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6 months

“Wattle we do?” . #weightloss #Menopause #Old #GenX

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Jen X

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10 years

Buffaloes don't do well on cell plans, cuz roaming #BT140

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Jen X

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9 months

#Swallowtail #Caterpillar #osmeteria this is a glad that chemically deters #ants and other #insect predators. So happy to finally catch it on video. Even if I did freak out like a girl😆

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Jen X

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11 years

You are so Money that money is like "dude can I get a loan?"

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Jen X

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12 years

I used to have this sad & embarrassing infected sucking chest wound but then I got divorced.

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Jen X

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10 years

Somedays you just have to catch-up on the letdown http://t.co/LNzlx7UHby

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6 months

“Stop & smell the flowers” #amidoinitright ?

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Jen X

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9 months

What I’m doing tonight as it softly rains outside. #lavender #herbaltea #smudging #aromatic #potpourri #zen

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Jen X

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7 months

Bonus boat day. Worked early to play early.

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Jen X

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12 years

If I yawn and nobody sees it...am I still tired?

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Jen X

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10 years

Your life is what you do with it, not what was done to you.

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Jen X

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12 years

If u can't remember being a newbie & having less than 100 followers ....then u may now be excused from the Twitter Table Buh-bye

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Jen X

@mcfreakshow

8 months

1. Your mental illness doesn’t require my participation. 2. Your choice to wear a face diaper doesn’t require my participation. 3. Your choice to live in fear doesn’t require my participation. 4. Your choice to be an “ally” doesn’t require my participation. 5. Your choice to be…

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9 months

Harvested Carrots. Now pulling the leaves off stems. Carrot tops are very nutritious DON’T throw them away!

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6 months

Lavender & Artemisia absinthium Smudge. Burns continuously and smells great.

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Jen X

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12 years

Hey all you unhappy married bitches who hate sleeping with your husband, can I trade you one for this Snickers? It's King Sized!!

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8 months

Bumblebee pollinating goji berry and taking a bath in the morning dew. #bumblebee #pollinator #goji #berry

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7 months

It’s cold…engage hoodies & “yogurt pants”

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Jen X

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9 months

Standing in my jungle in a vintage Kool Town tee.

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9 months

Boooooyaaaaa hardscape done. Mulch & strawberries tomorrow.

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9 months

Birdy planted this beauty.

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Jen X

@mcfreakshow

11 years

"We're all crazy, some of us just wear it better"

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Jen X

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12 years

Explain Circus Peanuts. They don't taste like peanuts. They are orange but taste like gross bananas. What kinda black magic shit is that?!!

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Jen X

@mcfreakshow

11 years

Dude, your own mom told me you're not worth it.

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8 months

Yes I did save the videos and yes I am going to do face yoga cuz I’m fif-teee TWO!

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7 months

I support People. I don't support governments, armies, religion, or ideologies.

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Jen X

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12 years

Henceforth arms will called "grabber-stems" & legs will be called "shoe-sticks" ...cuz cooler

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Jen X

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12 years

Retweet a Horoscope again & I will stab u in the Dickhole

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10 months

Getting ready to make spring rolls

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Jen X

@mcfreakshow

10 months

Flirtation and seduction can all be done with a look. It’s in the eyes. Some men want to be seduced. They want to imagine what’s underneath a respectably covered woman. Going around 1/2 dressed, clapping your ass, or sending your tits will attract a man who wants to use you,…

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Jen X

@mcfreakshow

11 years

2013 I'm gunnin for ya http://t.co/Z8BuZYpN

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5 months

Me scrolling other social media platforms.

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Jen X

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9 months

Do you like Gardening? Do you want to be more self-sufficient? Do you want to farm? Do you love chickens? Yes? OMG let's be besties & I'll see/hear you in a week full of spaces! Follow @kirby_is_ELITE @KevinMNelsonUSA @Jossie_76 @resilient_mags @plantparadise7 @KissMyCarol