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The Duke of Supernature. Commander of the Sinners for Christ. Founder of the Defamation League. 2014 Nobel Prize for Crime. If a machine can speak, kill it.

Nashville, TN
Joined November 2007
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@lordvictor
Lord Victor ⏸️
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My Political Views: Guns: ✅ Censorship: 🚫 Privacy: ✅ Large Corporations: 🚫 Social Engineering: 🚫 Nature: ✅ Interventionalism: 🚫 Israel: 🚫 Political Parties: 🚫 Books: ✅ Nuclear Power: ✅ Private Property: ✅ Generative AI: 🚫
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I'm not going to make fun of this. Some of you really do need to be told this.
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They probably could have saved $40,000 by just shooting an actual gun and filming it.
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@Jerryjosephsj @LoganPaul I have information that's gonna blow your mind. Open Google Chrome and type "ebay" into the little bar at the top, then time "Gameboy color" into the search bar there. You're welcome.
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@KKArts09 This is AI art why are they using this?
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I love how it insists on being dead on its back only
@gunsnrosesgirl3
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Hognose snake theatrically pretends to pass away, to avoid predation This behaviour is called Thanatosis 📹 Brody Trent/oasis_herping
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When I was in the Navy and we were bored on a 12 hour shift, we tried to think of a valid mission for Constitution other than acting as a museum. We realized that a submarine would have a very hard time detecting that she was operating in the area.
@vodk_anon
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@lordvictor
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You know what? The writers on strike deserve less pay, not more. Fuck them.
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Megan Thee Stallion joins the voice cast of ‘Big Mouth’ Season 7 as Megan Thee Hormone Monstress on October 20.
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@lordvictor
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Half of twitter right now is just this.
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@lordvictor
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Been thinking about this one a lot today:
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@dieworkwear @JustinWhang You're not the only one who thinks so.
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Why do women think all male friendships are actually gay relationships? I don't mean this as a joke or shitpost, I'm seriously asking.
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@lilclearpill In what way, lights? Lights are not advanced technology. We've had lights for like a billion years. Electric ones for like 150 years.
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@BirdRespecter @Jikankun The only window is in the bathroom, so there's no point to even being in there. You can only experience it through a computer screen.
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"You're just being racist" No bitch. She's just ugly. Not "unconventionally attractive" not "realistic". Just fuckin' gross. She *looks* smelly, as much as that's possible. She must be a self-insert of someone working on the show. No other excuse for this.
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fuck offffffffff
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@amalieskram @DustNFluff Our sweets in the late 90s were probably *more* artificial than modern ones. That was before the "organic" food movement.
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Thank you Community Notes.
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Computers have been able to transfer files since 1998
@yungcosawrld
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New Apple Update 17 fuck dem androids
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y'all don't remember the effigies of Trump throughout his whole presidency?
@RpsAgainstTrump
Republicans against Trump
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Attendees at a Kansas Republican Party event on Friday paid to punched and kicked an effigy of President Biden on Friday. This is not normal.
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@CalltoActivism Maybe they should have done something to prevent this, instead of standing around like cowards with their own rifles.
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Weird, it only took like 4 years to build in the first place, with 1970's technology.
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The Daily Sneed™
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Baltimore “Benjamin Schafer, a professor of civil and systems engineering at Johns Hopkins University, told USA Today it could take a decade or longer to reconstruct.”
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@HeyGen_Official @jonarotting This is horrifying and disgusting and deeply wrong and you should be ashamed of yourself for creating it and for wanting to create it in the first place.
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Ah, we're at the "It's real and it's good actually" phase of this operation.
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@karljobstgaming The scar is going to be fucking cool. Tell people you got it from a knife fight with Billy Mitchell.
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@lordvictor
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Imagine hacking someone else's account and still being afraid to type "nigga" on it.
@_JohnnyJones
JK Johnny
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Methinks Donald Trump Jr. got hacked. 🍿😆
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lmao that's not what those are but it's hilarious that people believe it.
@LaikenJordahl
Laiken Jordahl
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Texas Gov Abbott has installed circular saws between the Rio Grande border buoys to maim or kill anyone who attempts to climb over. Two bodies have already been found trapped in the floating barrier. He wants more migrants to die.
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Why bother? There's no food anyway.
@HoosierJackson
Hoosier Jackson 📕📗☭✝️☸️🕈🇨🇳🇷🇺🇮🇷🇰🇵🇮🇪
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What table y'all sitting at, comrades? Pick one.
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@stillgray They literally set churches on fire do you think they give a shit about optics? They're past any sense of decency.
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@ReviewsPossum I learned recently that a lot of people literally just don't comprehend that movies existed before CGI, when I was talking about firing blanks from firearms on screen.
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I joined the #SweetBabyInc Curation list. Usually I stay out of this kind of crap but actually fuck the state of video games the past 5-10 years.
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@muscular_thighs @ERAAAAYYYYYYYY1 This was my favourite one:
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@Cptn_Ahab_ @socialepidopta I mean, it technically probably has the correct number of triangles or whatever that a PS1 game would but it sure doesn't look or feel like one. Developers worked hard to maintain ambience.
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When her weight starts with 2
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They literally just don't get what people mean when they say "I don't want politics". They think Metal Gear's political overtones are the same thing as making the bad guy in your game look like Donald Trump.
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@DaggerAndBullet There's no such thing as "requisite training and permits". "requisite" is the adjective form of "required". You don't require anything to exercise a fundamental human right. And why were you afraid of your own gun killing someone?
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@TheFirstOkiro
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Punching Nazis is good But this is better
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@Comrade_Waluigi It's "addict".
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Grim reaper just sobbing and drinking after this one.
@thehill
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102-year-old woman who survived the 1918 Spanish Flu and cancer beats COVID-19 twice
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@53gaDr3amca5t Probably transitioning and running a breadtube fan account with 90 viewers on each video
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This meme makes me sad because the show on the right doesn't exist.
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@bennyjohnson "Get the fuck out of my shot"
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@TheSandwichYote Also I don't care if you're Jesse Ventura, if you shoot a 50AE the recoil is going to throw your hand a lot more than like 8 degrees up.
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Who would win in a fight, Paul Harrell with an M16A1 (with A2 handguard) and a Beretta M9, or GarandThumb with a Mk18 and M17?
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Mount some depth charge racks on her and bam, anti-submarine ship.
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This other TMNT cartoon had a black nerdy April too, and she's cute. Like what happened?
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@blogTO What's the difference between this and capitalism?
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Companies have a huge number of jobs posted right now that they never intend to actually fill, because it looks healthy for investors.
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@shidnugget3 Yeah good point movies didn't exist before CGI and there's no way to simulate gunfire.
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@hyperturbofox17 "Every AAA game in the past 10 years has used a service like that" Yeah, we know. We're tired of it.
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Yes, I know this isn't Constitution; I think it's some Italian training ship, but it reminded me of that conversation.
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@Pink12black @Jerryjosephsj @LoganPaul Where do you think Logan Paul got all those?
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@GrennokE @Jerryjosephsj @LoganPaul Fair point, I just didn't want to say "web browser" because this person clearly doesn't know what the internet is and I had to be as specific as possible.
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I can always tell when Tucker said something true because it gets #FireTuckerCarlson trending.
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People are saying Macaulay Culkin should play the dad in this or at least have a role. I disagree. he should just play as the kid left home alone again. Just like a 40-year-old man, with no explanation.
@DisneyPlusUK
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In one month, holiday hijinks arrive with the premiere of #HomeSweetHomeAlone , a Disney+ Original Movie. 🎄 Start streaming Disney+ Day, November 12 on #DisneyPlus .
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@CalltoActivism Like seriously what do you think those things they're holding are?
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@SophNar0747 Punk is when you follow the rules.
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@Shockingsocks Submarines don't have windows lol
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@legalZA0 Well you don't use actual bullets. You use blanks lol. And they can wear earplugs. Like, how do you think they filmed shootouts before CGI existed?
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@TommyTook Do 22 year old women have agency over their own lives, yes or no? That's literally the only question that needs to be asked here. If you believe no, then say it.
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My Political Summary: LGBTQ: ✅ Censorship: 🚫 Pointless Wars: 🚫 Abortion: ✅ Free Market: ✅ Nazis: 🚫 Bolsheviks: 🚫 Guns: ✅ War on Drugs: 🚫
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Want to know where this actually all started? When this space engineer went on TV to talk about an important space thing, but with a harmless shirt with pictures of sexy babes on it and they made him deliver a sobbing apology on TV.
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@IsaiahV1117
TheSteamLord
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Remember 7 years ago when people lost their minds because 1 man said he didn’t want to watch a movie he wasn’t interested in
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@SocDoneLeft Killing burglars is good, actually.
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I see. Now I understand why these people were equating orcs in fiction with real life poc, if this is how they see them.
@Lle_plus_a
Llesa.da 🍉 PEDIDOS ABERTOS
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How to draw POC features! | a >>necessary<< thread for the artists
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This is it. This is the entire US political discourse right now.
@bennyjohnson
Benny Johnson
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The Left and Right in 2020: (A perfect video) Which side are you on?
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@netanyahupress Based Yemen.
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I love when Kyle Rittenhouse is trending and all the tweets are like "Kyle Rittenhouse got away with murdering 2 people for literally no reason who were just peacefully standing around but this mother who killed her six kids gets prison? How is that justice?"
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@GMNGChristian In real life you have the option to flirt with males as well. Literally just don't pick that option if you or your character are straight.
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Why the fuck everything exploding?
@nypost
New York Post
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Explosion at Chinese chemical factory kills six people, injures four
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@libertysafeinc Why does Liberty Safe even retain access codes to people's safes?
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Don't forget the part where the KKK literally sided with the black guy because Frank was such a scumbag.
@SladeTheGuy
Slade (Blue Checkmark)
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This is a new side to ADL I didn't know
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People younger than Minecraft should not be on twitter.
@RyTheProtogen
Ry 🔜 TFF 2025
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Repost if you’re older than Minecraft!!!
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Eh... I'm not really comfortable with this growing attitude of "the symptoms of your mental illness are fun and cool actually".
@autismsupsoc
🌟Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ,
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Stimmy stim stim.
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@Bolverk15 The only high-quality part of this shot, in my opinion, is the way his lightsaber doesn't jump during the flashes.
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Unclear why it went through all this dancing and working up its courage just to do that. What a little idiot lol
@actionxander
𝕏ANDER | ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ɢʀᴀꜱꜱ🏕️
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Friendly reminder that coyotes are not nice. Also, don't be stupid.
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So cops in the UK can just... come in your house? What the fuck kind of shithole country?
@OdiliTime
🇺🇸 🖥 Retired🗽 ✝️
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Police smash residents door in to see if there was Party. It seems they are abusing powers and degrading the public.
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Who would win in a fist fight, Vaush or Markiplier?
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This flag basically says: "We hate rights!"
@CityBureaucrat
Second City Bureaucrat
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Hell yeah fight the power. Fight isolated and fringe libertarians.
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They will literally do anything to avoid using nuclear.
@ValuetainmentTV
Valuetainment Media
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This is how electricity is made.
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@WilliamPrice413 @stilloranged It won't just be the soundtrack. It will be the actors too. And the script. And yes it's what a lot of people want, though I can't understand why.
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@WMPolice Whew nice work. The literal rape gangs got away but at least you caught this little boy. The streets are safe again! Huzzah.
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99.9% of people who say "be gay do crime" are terrified of ever doing a crime or being perceived to have stepped out of line in any meaningful way.
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@dyingscribe @CptBwni Those are some busy dudes! It's probably more like... they are just much more likely to report it if a foreigner did it. Asian societies are weird like that.
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I love these videos we get every couple years of young people discovering that plants exist.
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Who knows what these weapons have in common?
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@NicoleRedness @Chico_des_Galos Still a little grumpus though
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@LittleKeegs0 @DaSkrubKing @e____e_e____e @bengrossbg Yes, that person has come into *my* space by force. Why do they deserve even 1/10th of 1% of the benefit of the doubt? Let alone 5-7%? They have 100% chance of survival if they don't come in here. They made the choice. Just call it suicide.
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Rittenhouse didn't even shoot any fucking black people
@MrAndyNgo
Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈
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Happening now: BLM protesters march at Western Kentucky University @wku to chant about their racial pride and to oppose Kyle Rittenhouse.
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@computertooth @peachlybeloved Laika, the patron saint of one way trips...
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@OTerrifying Startled manatees. That's how they swim when they get freaked out.
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