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@redlianak You realize that there are more precise ways to handle hostage situations?

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R: We hereby nominate this poop-flinging monkey for President MONKEY: (flings poop) D: What a terrible candidate R: At least the poop-flinging monkey won’t kill babies & take away my guns D: But the Democrats don’t— MONKEY: (flings poop) R: TRIGGERED, LIBS?

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@realDonaldTrump So the second-place finisher was declared the winner? I didn’t know the Kentucky Derby even USED the Electoral College.

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@realDonaldTrump Nothing bears less weight than when a Trump supporter pretends to be outraged by rude and insulting language.

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R: PORTLAND BURNED TO THE GROUND DURING THE BLM RIOTS! D: I live in Portland; I assure you it did not R: But I saw it on Fox News D: That doesn’t make it true R: I also saw it on Facebook D: Again, not true R: You just say that because you’ve been brainwashed by the media

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@realDonaldTrump It’s probably worth noting that Samantha Bee actually was making a point about Ivanka’s complicity in the appalling & inhumane detention of immigrant children, whereas Roseanne was just calling Valerie Jarrett racist names for the nasty fun of it

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Welcome to life in 2019, where the lion’s share of what passes for political discourse consists of Explaining Extremely Obvious Things to People Who Refuse to Listen

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#TrumpSlogans See? I DID build a wall!

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- Donald Trump ran for President to be showered with adulation, make a killing from his properties, and build a big stupid wall to keep out the Mexicans. That’s really it. Do not be fooled into giving him credit for accomplishing anything else.

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@ZoeSchiffer MUSK: I, the richest man in the world, bought Twitter and wish to bend it to my will. Now, I’ve just fired half of your co-workers, but I expect the rest of you to work long hours and do exactly as I say. Are you with me? STAFF: No MUSK: Why is it so hard to find team players

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@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS BARBARA BUSH, ON TRUMP: "He doesn't give many answers to how he would solve problems. He sort of makes faces and says insulting things. He's said terrible things about women, terrible things about the military. I don't understand why people are for him, for that reason."

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@realDonaldTrump Gov. Whitmer doesn’t negotiate with terrorists.

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They insist that the racism of Democrats 60 years ago is more important than the racism of Republicans 10 minutes ago #SignsOfGaslighting

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If the FBI can raid the home of a twice-impeached former President with ties to the Kremlin who took boxes of classified data from the White House & led an insurrection to disrupt the certification of his duly elected successor, just imagine what kind of precedent that might set

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If you are caught cheating on an exam, just tell the teacher that Hillary Clinton cheated too #TrumpBackToSchoolTips

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Welcome to life in 2021, where the lion’s share of what passes for political discourse consists of Explaining Extremely Obvious Things to People Who Refuse to Listen

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OBAMA: If I had a son, he’d look like Trayvon GOP: That maniac is trying to start a race war TRUMP: LOOTERS & THUGS SHALL BLEED AT THE HAND OF MY SECRET SERVICE WITH THEIR VICIOUS DOGS & THEIR DEADLY WEAPONRY. PEW! PEW! PEW! GOP: Remember when Obama tried to start a race war

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@realDonaldTrump It never ceases to amaze me how many people are willing to trust the word of a pathologically lying and narcissistic con man over those of the New York Times, the Washington Post, the Guardian, CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, the Federal Department of Justice, & their own eyes and ears

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- Black Lives Matter addresses the lack of police accountability when unarmed black people are killed. It does not mean other lives do not matter. “But black-on-black crime” is irrelevant. - It is possible to be concerned about Palestinian human rights without being anti-Semitic

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- “Socialism” alone does not equate to Red Communism or Venezuelan dystopia, and is actually responsible for many good things - Voting third party in a Presidential election means you’re letting the rest of the people in your state decide something very important

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- Snopes is not a political opinion site. If you wish to discredit their conclusions, it will require some counterevidence. You can’t just say “Snopes is biased!” - An aside: one question I’ve never heard a Trump supporter answer is “Which fact-checking sites do you recommend?”

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CAMPAIGN SLOGANS 2022 GOP: We Are White Nationalists Who Are Taking Over the Country DEMOCRATS: It Doesn’t Seem Like Much, But We Assure You This Is the Very Best We Can Do Under the Circumstances

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- Calling Elizabeth Warren “Pocahontas” is an offensive racial slur, regardless of whether you believe she intentionally lied about her ethnic heritage - Support of Israel is not a shield against accusations of anti-Semitism. (For the matter, neither is having Jewish in-laws.)

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@realDonaldTrump I might be talking out of turn here, but I’m beginning to suspect that the single most incompetent, dishonest, petulant, and aggressively loathsome narcissist in the history of the American Presidency might have been a poor choice for stewardship of our nation #TrumpResign

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- If your gut-level response to civil-rights activism is “Those thugs need to pull up their pants and get a job; besides, they were paid by Al Sharpton and/or George Soros”, it’s time to drop any pretense that your Party represents the modern-day ideology of Martin Luther King

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@OhNoSheTwitnt What kind of lunatic would say that in the first place

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D: The GOP has nominated a candidate who literally does nothing but fling poop around all day R: What about that time in 1995 when Bill Clinton threw his poop at a Congressional staffer D: I am 98% certain that never happened R: I read it on Breitbart MONKEY: (flings poop)

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- The First Amendment means that the government cannot punish you for the things you say. It does not protect you from all consequences of the things you say. - If you’re sick & tired of people calling you a racist, it’s not merely because you have a “different opinion”.

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- The overwhelming majority of scientists who study climate have concluded that human behavior is having irreversible impact on the Earth’s climate - The overwhelming majority of people who deny climate change is a problem are motivated by financial, not scientific, concerns.

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DAY 212 NYT: We’re deep in the heart of Slidewhistle, Utah to speak with some voters. What do you think of President Poop-Flinging Monkey so far? R: Well, I’m happy he’s pissing off the liberals NYT: Really? why? R: They looked down on me for voting for a poop-flinging monkey

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@realDonaldTrump There is nothing “suspicious” about mail-in ballots overwhelmingly favoring Biden. Far more Democrats are taking COVID-19 seriously, so more of them voted by mail. But that’s how Trumpism works: the deceitful people lie about it, and the stupid people believe it.

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I’m just spitballing here, but maybe a sitting U.S. President should be held accountable for his crimes regardless of whether the Senate wants to protect him out of party loyalty #ShouldBeInTheConstitution

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- Obstruction of justice is a crime, regardless of the legality of the activity you are attempting to cover up - We can live in a republic and still favor a system where our representatives are distributed proportionally to the population, unlike our current Electoral College

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Scarcely an hour goes by when someone, somewhere is not doggedly explaining (to no avail) that: - It is far, far likelier that Donald Trump is lying about the mainstream media than the mainstream media is lying about him - racist southern conservatives are no longer Democrats

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- “Open Borders” is not a Democratic policy - Gun control does not equate to confiscation - “Innocent until proven guilty” does not render all evidence meaningless until a convinction is reached - We’re not building a goddamned border wall

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#HistoryWillRememberTrump As a man who was living proof that you really COULD fool some of the people all of the time

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@realDonaldTrump It never ceases to amaze me how many people are willing to trust the word of a pathologically lying and narcissistic con man over those of the New York Times, the Washington Post, the Guardian, CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, the Federal Department of Justice, & their own eyes and ears

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@realDonaldTrump Good morning! What crimes will the sitting President of the United States openly commit in full view of the American people today

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When you’re lying in a hospital bed hooked up to an oxygen tank, suddenly “triggering the libs” isn’t quite as much fun anymore #WhyRepublicansAreJumpingShip

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#YoMamasSoMAGA She thinks these people were Antifa

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- While the word “Nazi” is derived from “National Socialist”, it is a far-right nationalist ideology that has nothing to do with what socialists actually believe - The white nationalists of today overwhelmingly reject socialism and overwhelmingly support Trump h/t @FrankMArouet

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CNN: Despite tanking in the popular vote, the Electoral College has installed the Poop-Flinging Monkey as your President R: YAY! MONKEY: (flings poop) D: This is a disaster R: The economy’s doing better already! D: You are all deranged R: Or maybe *you’ve* got PFMDS

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CARLSON: We bring you the latest on the Terrifying Thing That Is Very Clearly Not Happening HANNITY: Are our children safe from the Terrifying Thing That Is Very Clearly Not Happening? INGRAHAM: Parents are outraged by the Terrifying Thing That Very Clearly Is Not Happening

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@realDonaldTrump After all these years, I find it absolutely astonishing that there are people who still believe everybody is lying to them EXCEPT Donald Trump.

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- There are ways to express racist sentiment that to not explicitly reference the N-word - The government does not pay for abortions at Planned Parenthood - The respect of transgender rights does not require cisgender people to be physically attracted to them

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"WE DIDN'T TRUMP THE FIRE" a Dreamweasel production

"We Didn't Trump the Fire"

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HIGH SCHOOL ME: Those college students seem so worldly & independent #HighSchoolMeVsAdultMe ADULT ME: Those snot-nosed little know-it-alls need to vacate my lawn immediately

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" #TrumpWon " is a hoax perpetuated by the Chinese.

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@ProjectLincoln @realDonaldTrump TRUMP: RIOTERS AND LOOTERS ARE RUNNING WILD IN THE STREETS! DEMOCRATS ARE LETTING IT HAPPEN! BLM THUGS AND ANTIFA ARE COMING TO DESTROY THE SUBURBS! I HAVE MANY OTHER DOG WHISTLES! WOODWARD: Why didn’t you warn us about the Coronavirus TRUMP: I didn’t want anybody to panic

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- I do not know if Bill Clinton had sex with underage girls. I do not know if Donald Trump had sex with underage girls. Nevertheless: If one is true, it does not mean the other gets a pass. - Just because it gets cold outside does not mean global warming is a myth.

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- A true narcissist, Trump will lunge at any excuse to pat himself on the back, regardless of how successful his efforts actually were. - Trump is also incapable of accepting criticism. He is eager to dismiss any reporting as “FAKE NEWS” if it does not flatter his self-image.

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The Democrats have not “trivialized” impeachment. A more correct statement is that the Republicans have trivialized the Presidency. #Impeached45

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#AcedTheCognitiveTestBy TRUMP: That’s a bunny, that’s a ducky, and that’s a chicken PROCTOR: Correct TRUMP: WHOO-HOO! NAILED IT! (marches around room) I’M NUMBER ONE! I’M NUMBER ONE! PROCTOR: Well, we’ve never seen anything quite like this TRUMP: Can I quote you?

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- There is no epidemic of transgender women harassing cis women in public restrooms, nor are they transitioning to gain a competitive edge in the money-generating machine that is professional women’s sports - Nobody is proposing punitive action for using the wrong pronouns

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INAUGURATION DAY CNN: An abysmally low turnout arrived in Washington for the inauguration of the Poop-Flinging Monkey as President R: Fake News! The crowd was huge! D: That’s not what the photos reveal R: That’s just what the media WANTS you to think! MONKEY: (flings poop)

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DAY 10 WP: So, how’s the transition going R: Couldn’t be better! Except for the Democrat pranksters who smeared poop all over the keyboards, walls, & bedsheets WP: Are you sure that didn’t happen AFTER the poop-flinging monkey arrived R: Again with you biased media liberals

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@realDonaldTrump One of my most consistent criticisms of Trump supporters is that they are gullible enough to believe anything he tells them. Curiously, it is the one criticism that they have made no real effort to refute.

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- Joe Biden won the 2020 election. Any “fraud” detected was minimal, & did not affect the outcome in any state. - Several states were not allowed to count mail-in ballots until the Election Day ballots were complete. They were not mysteriously “found” in the middle of the night.

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DAY 85 D: It was a terrible idea to leave a poop-flinging monkey in charge of the USA R: Why? D: Our infrastructure’s a disaster, the budget’s in shambles, & let’s not even get into the cleaning bill at the G8 R: You’re just bitter because we’re WINNING MONKEY: (flings poop)

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There are 3 things we know about Donald Trump: - He is actively deceitful - He is utterly devoid of empathy - He is deeply, deeply stupid And yes, anyone who continues to support Trump after the past 3 years embodies one or more of these qualities. #Trump2020CampaignSlogans

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DAY 561 WP: We have references for all 20,631 times President Poop-Flinging Monkey threw his poop while in office R: How do you know other Presidents didn’t throw their poop just as much? HUH? D: It would have made the headlines every night R: WHAT IF THE MEDIA COVERED IT UP

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Trump has lied over 15,000 times since taking office. That’s in the public record. Let me be blunt about this: If you still believe that Trump has the best interests of the country in mind, that is not a sign of his strength. It is a sign of your weakness. #LiesTrumpHasTold

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Donald Trump solicited Russia to dig up dirt on Hillary Clinton. Three years later, he covertly solicited Ukraine to dig up dirt on Joe Biden. This behavior is corrupt, anti-American, & 100% impeachable. Those who defend it are as corrupt & deceitful as Trump. #ImpeachmentEve

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DAY 933 - THE HEARING D1: I saw the Poop-Flinging Monkey flinging poop at Chancellor Merkel R: That’s just hearsay D2: I, too, saw the President flinging poop at Merkel R: Also hearsay MERKEL: Ich bin in kacke bedeckt R: Yeah, but you could have smeared it all over yourself

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- The tactic of “Whataboutism” presupposes that a successful accusation of hypocrisy is sufficient to discredit your opponent’s views. But hypocrisy is the lowest-hanging fruit in any political discussion; it is not the alpha & omega of political debate.

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- “Both Sides Do It” is a close relative of Whataboutism. It is intended to be fatalistic. The argument is rarely a proposition to fix the problem on both sides; far more often, it is simply to conclude “Nothing can be done.”

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DAY 874 D: The House of Representatives asserts that the President threw his poop at Chancellor Angela Merkel, which is an impeachable offense R: FAKE NEWS! The Deep State is spreading vicious lies to bring down our President! MONKEY: (flings poop) R: Plus, Merkel deserved it

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@JasonSCampbell “I have no argument for it” belongs on the Matt Walsh family crest

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- Most news outlets predicted Clinton would win the 2016 election. That is not an example of “Fake News”. That is a prediction they got wrong. - “Fake News” would be if they reported “Donald Trump lost the election” the next day.

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- Hillary Clinton was never a Birther. Curiously, the Birthers who insist Hillary Clinton WAS a Birther all voted for Trump. (Not ONE Hillary supporter said “You know what? I’m GLAD she had the guts to say Barry Soetoro faked his birth certificate! I’m voting for Hillary!”)

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#IStillDontUnderstand why so many people who are anti-abortion want to make birth control so much harder to obtain #IStandWithPP

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- Islam is not a race. However, Islamophobia resembles racism so very, very closely that this distinction feels like hair-splitting. - There are private contracts where all parties respect Sharia Law. Our existing laws prevent anyone from being forced into it against their will.

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- Democrats won the popular vote in 6 of our last 7 Presidential elections. That suggests more people favor their policies. - To contend that we need the EC to give the GOP a fairer shot is a very skewed perception of “fairness”. It’s like affirmative action for unpopular ideas.

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D: How can you be so glib in the face of irrefutable evidence that Donald Trump is a hostile interloper to the United States government who does not have the country’s best interest at heart? R: Because we’re the party of patriots!

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GOP: LOCK HER UP! BUILD THE WALL! STOP THE STEAL! RIGGED ELECTION! LET’S GO BRANDON! RIOTING AND LOOTING! GROOMERS GROOMERS GROOMERS! BIDEN: MAGA supporters are authoritarian extremists and their words could lead to violence GOP: Well, that’s just divisive

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@shadihamid “Ideological diversity” is a term that conservatives invented to imply that opponents of their ideology are bigots. The term exploits the language of tolerance to advocate for intolerant ideas.

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@realDonaldTrump We have a President who insists that he’s not a fascist, but he wants to criminalize an anti-fascist organization. That’s like having a President who insists that he’s not a vampire, but he wants to criminalize crucifixes and garlic.

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I genuinely cannot get inside the head of a person who believes that: 1. A “trophy wife” is a position to aspire to 2. Melania Trump is somehow the Queen of the Trophy Wives 3. Any woman would dream of being scooped up by a catch like Donald Trump

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DAY 1016 COOPER: We return live to the Poop-Flinging Monkey Rally, where the President is in his element MONKEY: (poop-flinging frenzy) LEMON: For obvious reasons, it’s very difficult to read the signs behind him COOPER: The Democrats have their work cut out for them in 2020

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- In the ‘80s & ‘90s, Donald Trump was known mainly as a wealthy & successful real-estate entrepeneur. His views on race & politics were not widely known at the time. - To say that black people admired him back then is hardly a refutation of the offensive things he says today.

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@ddale8 RUTH BADER GINSBURG, ON TRUMP: "He is a faker. He has no consistency about him. He says whatever comes into his head at the moment. He really has an ego. How has he gotten away with not turning over his tax returns?”

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DAY 1021 R: We have it on expertly-sourced authority that Hunter Biden threw poop at someone in Ukraine D: No, that’s been debunked. He TOOK a poop in Ukraine, but that’s it NYT: We need to hear from both sides of this controversy FOX: THE BIDEN “POOPERGATE” SCANDAL CONTINUES

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@ProjectLincoln ⭐️ BIDEN 2020 ⭐️ He Won’t Send Secret Military Police to Attack Peaceful Protesters in American Cities

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COOPER: Even as I watch this rally full of Republicans cheering on an angry monkey flinging poop everywhere, I sense they may be growing weary of the bread & circuses (Kanye West leads crowd in “POOPITY SCOOP!” chant) LEMON: Perhaps they will come to terms with his limitations

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- Expecting armed citizens to spring into action at a moment’s notice has not proven to be a terribly effective means of deterring public mass shootings. - As long as we have private property and privately-owned businesses, there will always be “gun-free zones”.

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If you are convinced that the New York Times, the Washington Post, CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC, and the Federal Department of Justice are lying to you, whereas only Donald Trump is telling the truth #YouMayHaveALowIQ

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- There was no valid evidence for fraud; just hearsay and viral rumors on the Internet. - Despite 60 attempts to prove fraudulent behavior, none of Trump’s evidence was considered legitimate in a court of law.

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@realDonaldTrump I think we can all pretty much guarantee that we will never see statues of our 45th president

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DAY 1029 MONKEY: (flings poop) D: This is ridiculous. How can you keep supporting this President? R: He’s just TROLLING you! 😂 And you silly liberals keep falling for it! MONKEY: (flings poop) D: Uh, does he do anything else R: SILLY, TRIGGERED LIBERALS!

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@TheRickWilson DePAPE: The Coronavirus was a hoax and colleges are becoming cults and the Jews are in control of our media and Nancy Pelosi deserves to die FOX: We will never truly understand the motivations of this troubled young man

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- There is no “War on Christmas”; nobody is trying to make Christmas illegal - Any secular liberals sincerely outraged by people wishing them a “Merry Christmas” are likely outnumbered by cultural conservatives sincerely outraged by people wishing them “Happy Holidays”

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- The Electoral College, as it stands, assigns priority to states disproportionate to their populations. - A “republic” simply means that votes are cast by elected representatives. It does not require the disproportionate distribution that we currently have.

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@Dreamweasel

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LEMON: For Democrats to develop a strategy, they must first understand Poop-Flinging Monkey voters. Are they happy with the Poop-Flinging Monkey, or disappointed? Did he deliver as expected? MONKEY: (flings poop) COOPER: Are they better off now than they were four years ago?

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@Dreamweasel

5 years

- Debate is not a gladiatorial contest. You can’t “win” when no minds are willing to be changed. - Online debates are better sourced & more thorough than debates in real time. Anyone who demands “Debate me in public!” knows this, because he is a dogmatist & not an intellectual.

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@Dreamweasel

3 years

- There were no Antifa interlopers at this rally; that is wishful thinking. Antifa is now a default GOP scapegoat. - The property damage that happened at BLM rallies is in no way comparable to the deliberate insurrection of the U.S. Congress to overturn a Presidential election.

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3 years

@LizMair Do you think the brief adrenaline rush of Twitter attention will be worth thousands of strangers identifying you as a cruel and abusive mother for the rest of your days

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@Dreamweasel

5 years

- “Focus on mental illness” is not, and has never been, a serious proposal for prevention of gun violence. Mass shooters are not necessarily mentally ill; only a small percentage of the ones we know about had previously been diagnosed as such.

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@Dreamweasel

3 years

Political campaigns should be no longer than 90 days #ShouldBeInTheConstitution

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@Dreamweasel

7 years

It's Hillary's Fault I Forgot Your Birthday #TrumpWritesHallmarkCards

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@Dreamweasel

3 years

@realDonaldTrump There is nothing “suspicious” about mail-in ballots overwhelmingly favoring Biden. Far more Democrats are taking COVID-19 seriously, so more of them voted by mail. But that’s how Trumpism works: the deceitful people lie about it, and the stupid people believe it.

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