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Daniel The Bard

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@Rothmus Those stairs are probably at least up to code. Government was a mistake.

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@Rothmus There are some things that are worse than being single, bro....

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@xuolly @worstdeleted

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@aheze0 @wildtiktokss They were asking if she was Indian (Hindi) or Arab.

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@appalachiafrog @lporiginalg Fire isn’t hot. Your belief that fire is hot is deeply problematic and doesn’t account for….. something, something…. socioeconomic factors.

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@Rothmus Then there’s me who doesn’t care for either side lol….

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@tragicbirdapp Actually, Dora was an explorer.

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@weirddalle The girl in question:

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@ArtsyMarx1st The same mechanism that makes vaccines work is what makes repeated infections by the same pathogen less likely/severe. Some pathogens can lie dormant and resurface, but the concept of natural immunity is legitimate.

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@SuspectFed Poor Malaysian bro just wants to be an American.

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@laugh_69 @wildtiktokss It's a well-known joke/trope that convenience stores are usually owned/operated by Indian people. That's the 7/11 part. 9/11 is alluding to the fact that Arabs were implicated in the September 11, 2001 terrorist attack on the World Trade Center.

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@wildtiktokss Lizzo

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@LibertyCappy Don't expect logical consistency from a feminist.

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@thechosenberg I thought women shamed men for busting this easily... So these comments are a tad confusing lol.

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@Alphafox78 Not to be that guy, but.... We have liftoff. 😂

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@BBCWorld

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@wildtiktokss @soogz1

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@czarofstuff Muscle.

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@crim_tweets_ All of their phone chargers, except one.

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@mushycrouton Nah, homosexual marriage is more like this.

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@Jaiydanimate @SakiKojiro Anita Sarkeesian and her ilk have been doing that to major titles, yes. There are very few AAA titles I'm even willing to consider playing these days.

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@stclairashley I switched out the outlets in my apartment with ones that have both a Type A and Type C port. I use both, and replacing an outlet isn't as difficult as one might think...

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@SimplyInsulting The only time a man utters the phrase "nice boobs" is when he's roasting his fat friend.

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@marionumber4 What actually happens in commie workplaces is someone eventually accuses me of toxic masculinity and reports me to HR. I don't need higher wages; I need peace.

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@JennyBwood That reads like an alien trying to describe a marriage....

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@DelusionPosting I’d argue that one is legally and morally a crime, and the other one is not even morally a crime.

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@SameeraKhan The "feminine" American women are more likely to believe that gender is a social construct, so I'd rather have a pro-2a country girl tbh.

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@Rothmus No, I have zero desire for this… Why is it that people who spout the weirdest fringe takes so often try to claim they speak for everyone?

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@DelusionPosting What if I’m a man who has situational awareness?

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@InternetH0F Yes, spiders are resilient, but you're comparing apples and oranges here. Hit a spider with a chunk of steel the size of a shampoo bottle and it'd definitely die and your bathroom tile would be shattered.

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@LibertyCappy Selling cringe commies blank dice to save on production costs is peak capitalism lol.

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@IanJaeger29 She represents rural Coloradans’ interests during a time when Denverite transplants are trying to turn my state into Commiefornia. She needs to be a bit more respectable in public, but she plays a vital role in protecting Colorado from Denver.

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@lporiginalg The lighter your skin, the more East Asians will like you. I thought everyone knew this lol.

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@GigaBasedDad Tard wife sounds way more fun lmao.

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@DickSaban1 @reddit_lies

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@realgirl_fieri @Katrina636 No, it's more to point out the fact that unless you're personally willing to stack up, stop trying to force someone else to do your dirty work for you.

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@francisxwolf If you destroy the economy and make home-ownership an impossibility for the youth, they’re less likely to care about property taxes. It’s a self-fulfilling prophecy, but I get why most of the youth aren’t trending conservative as they grow. I’d rather dismantle a system that…

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@LibertyCappy Women who hate communists are wifey material.

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@psychosiself I’m afraid to venture into these comments lol.

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@KirkMcCall68 Quantum physics. All of it.

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@WomenPostingLs This was written by a man. Even if a woman was aware of some of these terms, she'd never be this self-critical.

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@shoe0nhead Brilliant idea. Get rid of the only public park in Manhattan. I’m sure that’ll go over really well with the city’s inhabitants…..

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@ClownWorld_

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@mishacide This filth is allowed on TikTok but I got banned huh....

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@GarbageHuman23 That’s a good way to push an edgy teenager towards full-blown hatred….

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@SophiaNarwitz Women being objectified by men: bad. AI preventing women from objectifying themselves? Also bad. 😂

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@abbythelibb_ Because abstinence is only "empowering" when it's used to exert control over men.

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@HillaryTaylorVI @BBCWorld

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@dom_lucre Anyone remember the mad lads who did this? 😂👌

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@9mm_smg This dude’s mom…..

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@WomenPostingLs She's not a tradwife if she doesn't respect the sanctity of marriage.

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@wildtiktokss @INTERNETWAlFU I bet that kid gets roasted daily.

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@kagril_ @ShitpostRock It’s just sad.

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@RepLorenaGarcia At least be honest. Doing a bit of quick math will show that it passed by a margin of roughly 3%. Given that the house is 46(D) to 19(R), this is definitely NOT a popular bill, even among Democrats.

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@ChristianPunsOG "You'll love our new pastor; she......."

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@GoodReddit When a community’s primary goal is to be as nontraditional as possible, they can tend to be a bit obnoxious to hang out with. So I get it. Not everyone who technically could be part of a group will feel like associating with said group.

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@CentrisChrist @Kenworthdiesel @reddit_lies If you think it’s fake, you are blissfully unaware of how common it is for women to boink their dogs.

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@iluminatibot You’re basically a fortune cookie with a Twitter account.

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@highbrow_nobrow No, not really. More like the Republicans know it’s a boat and want it to stay a boat, but the Democrats think it’d be better if the boat was a submarine.

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@BallinKy_ @ElonMuskAOC

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@vvisoe The absolute state of education.

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@LisaToddSutton @RebeccaCPayton2 RIP Ashli Babbitt

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@saelols Jesus

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@ShitpostGate Truth. But I want this one.

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@WomenPostingLs She might be an unmarriageable harlot, but at least she's up-front about it. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@HazelAppleyard_ In a just world, this guy would have been labeled a child sex offender for the stuff he's been doing on TikTok.

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@ecanderson242 @TheOnlyJugo @ShitpostGate Nah, he carried the whole thing. I stopped caring after S1, because it was already obvious that the director/producer was wanting to make Geralt a side character in his own story.

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@kylenabecker Teachers deserve a competitive free market whereby they’re incentivized to do a good job and not turn your kids against your values.

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@Azrael330 @SuspectFed Nah, you're thinking of Singapore. Malaysia is like Thailand but more Muslim.

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@DelusionPosting Oh look, someone who's honest about how they hate men enough that they're willing to destroy the family and biology itself if it means getting revenge on "daddy."

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@DelusionPosting She implying that both parents need to climax at the same time in order for the child to have a soul? The heck kind of "healing crystals, horoscopes, and new-age bullsh*t" kinda person believes that?

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@TRScott0148 @Rothmus Reminds me of Solomon dividing the baby. Two women gave birth at the same time, and one woman’s baby died in the night, so she took the other woman’s baby. The issue was brought before king Solomon, and he proposed that the baby be divided in two and one half given to each. As…

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@sireniaplays @wildtiktokss Divorce can be traumatizing though. Had a childhood friend whose parents got divorced. Took it so hard she decided to identify as asexual. Her Tumblr posts are depressing as hell too.

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@caramelgodessss @thechosenberg That's good to hear. I feel a little less embarrassed that I've gotten a stiffy from a hug now lol.

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@AleMartnezR1 As a Christian scientist, I can assure you that the problems with modern "science" and how it's practically the antithesis of what the scientific method represents..... Are too numerous to condense into a tweet lol.

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@Rawmilkhoneyy Reminds me of those Nazi experiments where they raised an infant without touching them with anything except metal utensils to feed and change their diapers. I don't remember exactly how long the child survived, but it eventually died due to lack of human touch.

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@aizawaswifeyy @wildtiktokss Was my tweet juvenile? Yeah. Was it "crossing the line" with regard to being a good Christian? Debatable. Is anyone except Christ flawless? No. Is the level of offensiveness of my tweet dependent upon how the reader chooses to interpret it? Absolutely.

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@adxmp_21 @thechosenberg Better to ask embarrassing questions on Twitter than to be made a fool irl lol.

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@OldMemeClown What a bad day to know how to read…🤢

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@ywomendeservles Who’s paying for these human dumpster fires’ services? Have some dignity, men.

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@https_solipsism Jordan Peterson isn't a bad dude, sorry.

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@ThoRCol @michaeljknowles Inconceivable

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@MLostit @KirkMcCall68 Analog audio makes more sense than digital audio. How does every sound device have a little DAC in it that can turn 1s and 0s into something approximating a sound wave?

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@DelusionPosting This trans stuff is satanic and you can't change my mind.

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@BadMedicalTakes I don't have a panocha so I have no idea if this is accurate. How would one even clean a panocha?

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@GunloverClub1 Probably one of these tbh.

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@bunny_butters @13mohitm @wildtiktokss

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@EspanolEstoy @CollinRugg @carolinecwilder That sums up most once-honorable fields these days these days…

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@Memill71 @funder He destroyed the economy, causing lots of people to take on multiple jobs. Ergo, he's now claiming that he "created jobs." It's all about disingenuously framing the argument with these people....

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@InsaneCope I still identify as an attack helicopter. I'm nothing if not consistent. 🫡

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@PoliticusSarah @elonmusk You are clearly too far removed from the average rural/conservative voter to accurately describe their beliefs, because you missed the mark by a country mile. This tweet exemplifies the perception gap and contributes towards political polarization.

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@assliken @shoe0nhead