Davy Jones @DeadMansSquid Twitter profile

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Davy Jones

9 months

Sorry I haven't been around much, it hasn't been because of anything I just really REALLY hate coming on here bc of what this app has become. Anyway, I got bluesky

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@BigPutruck "I want my funny little man"

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@thejstoobs which is sad because the original promotional poster was fire

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@TheRightCant Those third and fourth frames are fucking horrifying, imagine drawing someone being forced to give birth and raise a family without their choice in the matter while framing it as a good thing

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@thejstoobs mmmmm yeah no I'd give it to this

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@TheRightCant Socialism is bad because *provides example of capitalism*

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@SuperiorArtemis @ScoutTheTrooper Live slug interaction

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@TheRightCant "I miss when all boys talked about was sexual harassment, now they're all just supporting each other through personal changes instead"

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@tyIerito Twitter users stop sexualizing real people challenge

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@ImPyxs @epichippy My uncle spent $8 a month on an arbitrary check mark once

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@0abee1 Had a guy a while back on here tell me "misandry drives men to commit violence against women" like no dude that's misogyny. That is misogyny you are talking about

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@TakesAppalling "STOP SEXUALIZING US WE'RE LITERAL CHILDREN" "LOL you're a minor you can't tell me what to do" Make it make sense

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@RiseFallNickBck In all seriousness though I love how while she's dumbfounded that he didn't come to the realization sooner, she doesn't pick on him for it and continues to allow her friend to vent his feelings out

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@xaviersonline One of the biggest problems with modern vegan activism is how they tend to target the individual for their choice of food when meat is usually a lot cheaper than other food items, instead of the industry that throws actual, living animals onto assembly lines from birth

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@lookabee83 @reaghhan

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@cons_owned @babyschockett A conservative using biology as an argument while fundamentally misunderstanding how it actually works? Consider me shocked lmao

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@iamnyc67 @Lubchansky @NYPDTransit @ShiningBojack @NYPDnews @NYPDChiefOfDept @NYCMayor @NYPDPC @NYCMayorsOffice Probably because the police department is building literal robots to help them harass poor people

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@BadWritingTakes Ohh it was written by a conservative, that's legitimately a good explanation for why they sexualize 15 year olds throughout the whole thing

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1 year

As much as I fucking hate this image, I'll contribute to this one just because it needs saying: Autism is NEVER an excuse for harassment. Sometimes people with autism can struggle with boundaries, I know I do, but if someone tells you to stop doing something then you STOP.

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1 year

What opinion about the #ActuallyAutistic community has you like this?

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@NaufalHamem @ZoieNolan @Schaffrillas Guess that means you won

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@TheRightCant the one on the bottom is fiercely independent while the two on the top slowly became defined by their relationships with men over time

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2 years

@tawogclips No no, he has a point

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@dessbian Me using my man powers to halt a fucking volcano

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@polyknighte @JohnBoyega Your fate is sealed

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@ninaturner These people really will just admit with their full chest "I want to make poor people's lives as miserable as possible" and think they're the good guys

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@belllmonts His love for her definitely did end up destroying him, tragically

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1 year

Seen a lot of people talking about ABA on here, and it's mostly been autistic people who have gone through it, myself included, talking about how horrible it was and getting met with "uhm ackshually you're wrong and stupid and aba helps you, you just don't know it". My response:

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@Ovirtuous_ @rambllz Kids having crushes on older people is normal. The reverse, however, is definitely not.

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@Stone_tossers @tragicbirdapp Every comic Stonetoss makes is just him making up a situation then pretending like it's common

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@Dok845 Original definition of Mary Sue: a character placed into the story who faces no challenges and everything goes right for them Modern definition of Mary sue: woman character I don't like

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If the people that your system of therapy was theoretically DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY TO HELP collectively says that it doesn't work and only makes things worse, you don't get to tell them that their lived experiences are invalid. You sit down, you shut the fuck up, and you LISTEN.

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@eddiehuide They display such a fundamental misunderstanding of the topics they're trying to make fun of and not in the usual way, it's like he wants to make fun of it but has no idea how so he just keeps throwing shit at the wall and hoping it sticks

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@idaszynski @gayest_tone @FrncisFukyomama @dunksdeux My brother in christ you are playing a Bethesda game

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@EpicMasterChief @poisonjr Oh my god you have 343 followers

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4 months

She's talked about the experience multiple times before and only gave a name recently you fucking dumbass

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4 months

I would wait to chuggaconroy makes a response because there isn’t really that much evidence and discord DM’s can be easily faked. This isn’t the first time someone faked this type of shit towards a famous content creator.

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@antdude92 to say game journalists are out of touch with the medium would be misleading because that would imply they were ever in touch with it to begin with

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@CaveJohnson @Happidapp This is the one account I can forgive subscribing to twitter blue if only bc it feels like something Johnson would actually do irl

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@Cartoonbrains @babyschockett not to mention his entrance "As long as that sign stands, we have hope!" *sign gets violently shot down by a barrage of bullets*

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@vansunshin3 Okay but like when visiting the US it is a pretty important thing to do since that's where most of their pay comes from most of the time

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@fyridk Twitter users when they see someone being happy with themselves

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@KhanStopMe I was gonna ask how heartless someone would have to be to separate that many dogs from their homes but then I remembered this is Matt Walsh and that breaking up families is like his favorite hobby

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@tawogclips Most satisfying end to the series would be orange lady getting shot

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@Conshred @lord__smeg @FOUL_FLESHPIT @NathanA13164634 @TheLexodex @ASMRisweird @DynamoSuperX are you guys projecting something here or

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@SimpleSCOTUS All of the people calling this "based" know absolutely nothing about the red scare

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@albertcamslut I love the idea that conservative men are literally completely incapable of telling anything other than those jokes and any time they try to think of new material they just short circuit and keep saying the same lines

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Gumball really just hits the audience with incredibly profound statements as jokes sometimes and just moves past it like nothing happened and I think that's amazing

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@ballsimpsons @mhdksafa That doesn't really help your point

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@ImagesDeltarune This is because Ralsei is both underage and an animal

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@CuckSwarm @AverageXArtist_ @OrwellNGoode I absolutely hate how both of you have a point

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@SyPoNecroCDi @selectwario To be fair, sometimes people can make it very difficult lmao

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@drainprofessor @ConSelfOwns define "behind"

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@EndOfRematch @SexWithDracula Evil twin

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@Supergoron2 @Philthy_1987 @Explosm This implies investing in them was ever a good idea in the first place

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@spaceodditey @trixiemattel Probably because he doesn't want any potential competition lmao

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@incelReplies Please be fake please be fake please be fake

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@ancienthead I am a cis man so um. Thanks?

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@Trey_Explainer I mean, sound travels through air, right? If the air was sucked out of the room, that means that soldiers saw an entire battalion of their allies charge into a room and immediately went silent. I wouldn't go in there after them either

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@Jester_O_A @DatChaosGuy Average trip to the store in London

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@cons_owned @babyschockett they never know when to stop digging their own graves until they hit the earth's mantle

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@TheRightCant Also nobody talks about diaper kinks in locker rooms who tf made this lmao

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@ThisToxicX Like this is a show where the funny goat intern turned out to be a Russian agent planted to literally steal an entire public park using rockets to put it on Russian soil and blow it up, just let people headcanon the bird lady as trans lmao

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1 year

@ThisToxicX People in the comments arguing with this like this isn't the EXACT kinda things the creators of the show would intentionally canonize

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2 years

@EpicMasterChief @poisonjr That's completely unrelated to the topic I just thought that was funny given your profile is the master chief

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@JumpiestHen4646 Stezuki, obviously. Smh

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@MyPoetryHurts @farmereva_ Zionists do not speak for the Jewish majority, and Jewish people are not inherently evil. You're just an antisemite using this situation as an excuse to spread hate

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@ohtheiron_e @JeremyTheLee I was gonna say he did publicly admit online that he's never turned his wife on lmao

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@ballslover32 replies be like "but I thought you loved balls :(" mf you ever thought about women WITH balls? that's some cool shit right there

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@shellshooked Hey now, criticize rise of Skywalker all you want but detective Pikachu was a lot of fun smh

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@izzywdaglizz @graveyardpussy_ This interaction is so sweet oml

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@xaviersonline The meat industry is so fucking unethical but it's only ever brought up when people are trying to shame others for eating meat rather than calling for people to unite against such inhumane treatment of the animals involved, or at least that's what I've seen

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@ElNiShu @fayemikah TIRM

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@FoxTheMedic @incelReplies "I'm afraid, in your anger, you found yourself on @incelReplies "

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@chalkdotstick @Schaffrillas Live Tamatoa reaction

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@JeremyAintHeere @MelachonicMoth @himefujojo @YouGottaCryBaby @souhiyaoi Takes one to know one, right?

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@SimpleSCOTUS Either that or they do and they just don't care about acting like horrible people

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@BIS3XUALISM Made this a while back and reposted it a few times, feel this is a good time to post it again

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@nescartridges She's also like, objectively incorrect

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@ConSelfOwns "Oh so now I'M the bad guy after you debunked all of my incredibly flawed logic with basic research?"

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@Fl0weyTheFlower It's so refreshing to have such a self-aware villain that isn't like super complicated or anything, they just love to be vicious

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@notyourwaif @babyschockett God imagine if Don Bluth had made an animated Dracula movie with that style, casting Christopher Lee as the count himself

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@TheRightCant They didn't use the format correctly at all lmao

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1 year

@_nyancrimew You really took the phrase "be gay, do crimes" to heart

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@tawogclips Equally as funny with and without context

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Gumball holds his male friends accountable. Be like Gumball

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@eggshellfriend The worst part is that, knowing how these AI programs work, these are all spliced up and edited together photos from real people. This is an invasion of privacy

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2 years

@anon110521 @agastya2609 @ThoughtLarceny @brittscapes @nbcsnl Maybe so but that doesn't mean people get to use an actual domestic abuse trial as a punchline

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1 year

Wizards of the coast after almost destroying the longest running, most iconic, and arguably most beloved tabletop rpg franchise of all time for some extra cash

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The official D&D Beyond response includes the words "however, it’s clear from the reaction that we rolled a 1." Cringe. There's a time and a place for hahaha funny nerd D&D joek. This was not the time and this was not the place.

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@After_214 @db_witch Kill them

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@kuhvonx @lizzymoth Love the way he asks how they're doing before he immediately tells them all to kill themselves, that is some serious king shit right there

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@ToonHive @tarastrong @cartoonnetwork Recast

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1 year

@MaceAhWindu Seeing some people being like "I hope they're lying about the chip" but like... that would undo the impact that he CHOSE this for himself. He'd always been cold and detached, so while it was a shocking moment, him willingly joining the empire to "continue the mission" is perfect

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2 years

@witch_mote I'm in this tweet and I don't like it

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1 year

"Bi men are passive and don't obsess over needing validation" yeah because every fucking time I've talked about it online before I either got ignored or shit on. Bi men deserve love too

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@Veddjii @tawogclips That's really funny bc the point of this clip isn't "wow you have to be so politically correct nowadays," rather Carmen points out that gumball learned all that stuff to hurt her and offered to use those skills with compassion instead. Something conservatives lack, lmao

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@AeroViro The "we can always tell" gang has a reputation for, in fact, never actually being "able to tell"

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2 years

@bbquinn__ @babyschockett It's literally the point of his character too, people will turn anything cutesy nowadays

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2 years

@tawogclips You forgot to include the bit after where he draws the crime chart going straight down. Completes the bit so well

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@Somid33 @danulmao Or, get this: they could just be acknowledging that those people exist? The whole "pandering" argument is meaningless because making white male protagonists is already "pandering" to that demographic.

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1 year

@vancouver_Chimp @ComicLoverMari Being a chubby black girl does not make her puppychan. That's like theorizing any skinny white dude is actually the onceler

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