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David Feldman

1 year

There is absolutely no room in the Republican Party for white supremacists or anti-Semitism. Literally. All the seats are taken, it's standing room only and somebody's going to call the fire marshall.

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6 years

Roseanne just got hundreds of people fired. She really is a Trump supporter.

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David Feldman

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5 years

Nancy Pelosi didn't want to impeach, but once Trump crossed the Rubicon by trying to make it hard for the children of Democratic leadership to earn 600 grand lobbying for a foreign government it became personal.

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David Feldman

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If ISIS really wants kill Americans it should just donate to the Republican Party.

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David Feldman

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4 years

Sanders won in New Hampshire, but keep in mind he did have the unfair advantage of being the only candidate who isn't completely full of shit.

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David Feldman

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7 years

Every football player who took a knee yesterday pays more taxes than @realDonaldTrump . Patriotism is more than singing a song.

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12 years

Any woman who votes Romney ought to get her head examined. But first get your vagina examined, because he’s defunding Planned Parenthood.

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David Feldman

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8 years

Kevin Meaney trained several generations of San Francisco and Boston comedians that the performer dictates what's funny. Not the audience.

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David Feldman

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3 years

Dave Chappelle said he won't 'bend to demands' of 'Transgender community' over 'Closer' controversy. I for one think it's the height of artistic prowess when a comedian refuses to get bullied by the most marginalized people in America.

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David Feldman

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6 years

I’m old enough to remember Reagan’s massive tax cut which the GOP calls the gold standard of tax reform. One year later,1987, stock market crashed. Biggest crash since 1929. Ignorant bigots destroy life for the rest of us. America is lied to because we have no collective memory.

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David Feldman

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7 years

Joe Biden is in shape because unlike morbidly obese @realDonaldTrump he lifts instead of appoints dumb bells.

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David Feldman

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5 years

As per his request, Billionaire David Koch will be cremated along with the rest of Planet Earth.

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David Feldman

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7 years

I guess @VP Pence would have stayed for the game if the players had only grabbed the national anthem by the pussy.

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David Feldman

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6 years

Prof Ford's family had to be moved out of their home as death threats continue, her email has been hacked and she is being impersonated online. Yup. Orrin Hatch is totally right. She’s just starved for attention.

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David Feldman

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4 years

Stephen Miller’s happy because having Covid means more white blood cells

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David Feldman

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4 years

Latest from Iowa Caucus: Too Bernie To Call

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David Feldman

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8 years

Banning Muslims? Yeah right. Like if Donald Trump is elected president the problem is going to be people wanting to move here.

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David Feldman

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4 years

Congratulations @BernieSanders !!! Of 180,000 votes cast in Iowa for eight candidates, you beat the second place finisher by a healthy six thousand votes. That is a clear and decisive victory!

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David Feldman

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4 years

I can't believe @BernieSanders ' victory speech included not one single apology to @HillaryClinton . How dare he gloat this way. It's divisive and it's why nobody likes him and why he can't win except in Iowa, New Hampshire and all the other primaries to come.

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David Feldman

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6 years

Doug Jones seems to be doing quite well in the “It’s Wrong To Fuck Underaged Girls” demographic.

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David Feldman

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5 years

I’m sorry to see @BetoORourke leave the stage. He brought something special to the debates and that special something was a brief but necessary window for me to go take a leak while he slapped together a string of meaningless words.

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David Feldman

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3 years

BREAKING NEWS: Rumsfeld and Saddam Hussain to meet once again.

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David Feldman

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4 years

To anyone under the age of 40: Don't let anyone tell you what is possible and what is impossible. The Baby Boomers are the worst generation in American history. Fuck them. And that includes me. We not only bought the lies we sold them.

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David Feldman

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6 years

There are more members of the @DollarShaveClub than there are members of the @NRA . The @NRA doesn’t have dues paying members. Those numbers are fake. That’s why @NRA refuses to release those stats. @NRA is like @Scientology . Small but rich and influential membership.

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David Feldman

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4 years

Just because Bernie won it doesn't give him the right 2 interrupt @PeteButtigieg 's victory speech with his own victory speech. It's not good enough for Bernie to win, now he has to rob Mayor Pete of his victory speech. Very greedy. Very mean, divisive and insensitive. Disavow!

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David Feldman

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6 years

We should take a deep breath before demonizing Saudi Arabia just because they killed an American journalist, commit genocide in Yemen and brought down the Twin Towers.

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David Feldman

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4 years

Now is not the time to politicize Trump's handling of the Coronavirus. Now is the time for all of us to criminalize it.

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David Feldman

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6 years

To prove he’s not an anti Semite Roy Moore celebrated Hanukkah by lighting an entire menorah on an African American’s lawn.

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David Feldman

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6 years

Imagine what the Supreme Court would look like if we had a Supreme Court that insisted ALL Americans be able to vote.

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David Feldman

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7 years

Did @stevenmnuchin1 's Rabbi teach him to stand silently behind a president defending Nazis? Who taught him this?

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David Feldman

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8 years

Wait. Bill Clinton sexually harassed President Obama's half brother?

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David Feldman

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4 years

Since our wise and stable genius of a president @realDonaldTrump did such a heroic job stopping the spread of the pandemic, in his honor I support changing the name of Covid 19 to The Donald J. Trump Virus.

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David Feldman

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4 years

Something tells me there would be less property destroyed and fewer casualties if the curfew also applied to the police.

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David Feldman

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6 years

Hey @MikePenceVP , I’m ten times the Christian you’ll ever be and I’m a Jew.

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David Feldman

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6 years

Today head of @jpmorgan Jamie Dimon ripped Trump: “by the way, this wealthy New Yorker actually earned his money; it wasn’t a — it wasn’t a gift from daddy.” No asshole. It was a gift from taxpayers in the form of a bail out after you shit the bed.

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David Feldman

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3 years

In minutes Derek Chauvin finds out whether he's going to prison or a host a show on Fox News.

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David Feldman

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6 years

I just called the police on a white person standing outside my window talking about her junior year abroad.

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David Feldman

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7 years

How do we get United Airlines to make Neil Gorsuch give up his seat?

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David Feldman

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4 years

Nobody loses better than @PeteButtigieg .

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David Feldman

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4 years

Liberal Logic: If you're not voting for @BernieSanders because he went on Joe Rogan & Joe said something stupid about gay people then you can't support the impeachment of Donald Trump because Nancy Pelosi was on Bill Maher's show last week and he says stupid thing about Muslims.

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David Feldman

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7 years

Trump is a liar:

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David Feldman

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4 years

Dear @WalterIsaacson , why did you delete this tweet? You're a historian, isn't it your job to preserve the past? @harveyjkaye @_michaelbrooks @NOBookFest @Tulane @MSNBC @maddow @CNN

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@WalterIsaacson @MikeBloomberg

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David Feldman

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6 years

I am addicted to @SamSeder on the @majorityfm . He and @_michaelbrooks are fearless. I'm telling you, watch them on You Tube or subscribe as a podcast.

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David Feldman

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7 years

The wrong insult act named Don died.

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David Feldman

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11 years

Ted Nugent just told Fox he hates government. You'd hate government too if it kept making you pay child support to all ur illegitimate kids.

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David Feldman

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6 years

I just read that @realDonaldTrump ’s preferred dinner is two McDonald's Big Macs, two Filet-o-Fish sandwiches and a chocolate milkshake. So basically this is a president whose mantra is Life’s what happens in between monstrous bouts of diarrhea.

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David Feldman

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8 years

Instead of using my time machine to kill Baby Hitler I'm trying to talk Baby Trump's mother into breastfeeding Baby Trump.

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David Feldman

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6 years

According to @AP Texas now has Baby Jails. Baby Jails.

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David Feldman

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8 years

If you're under the age of 40 you can't possibly fathom how low the GOP has sunk. This is a disgrace.

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David Feldman

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4 years

This is pure genius, I don't know who did this but he is a great American:

Champagne Sloshy

@JoshyBeSloshy

4 years

Dude Asking Random Cops The Same Questions They Ask Citizens 😂😭😭

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David Feldman

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12 years

Abortions and Gay Sex for Everyone!!!!

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David Feldman

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6 years

We now know that the @NRA is funded by Putin who is a genius. He's actually figured out to kill 50,000 Americans a year without even having to invade.

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David Feldman

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7 years

If Trump really wanted to destroy ISIS he'd become their president.

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11 years

This isn't about guns. It's about mental health. Anybody who supports the NRA is mentally ill.

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David Feldman

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7 years

Trump waited 14 days to mention the Niger attack because that's how long it takes a racist to pronounce it right.

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David Feldman

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6 years

Calls for Trump and The Pope to resign. Tough week for real estate tycoons.

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David Feldman

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4 years

BREAKING NEWS: Bernie drops out in order to give Democrats enough time to figure out how to blame him for Joe Biden's November defeat.

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David Feldman

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6 years

I call on @realDonaldTrump and @SpeakerRyan to PRAY HARDER for an end to senseless gun violence in America. It is obvious to me that the solution to these school shootings is more and better prayer. And if we can't get our politicians to PRAY BETTER they have to go.

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David Feldman

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12 years

Right now 9 judges with guaranteed government healthcare are deciding whether "it's constitutional" for the rest of us to have it.

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David Feldman

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7 years

And now the piece of human excrement who killed 3 million Iraqis weighs in:

Bill Kristol

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What @POTUS should say: "To racists and anti-Semites who claim to support me, know this: I denounce your bigotry and reject your support."

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David Feldman

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6 years

Now that Al Franken is stepping down I worry future comedians who led reckless lives with no legislative background or history of government service will be discouraged from running for senate.

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David Feldman

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5 years

Twitter has destroyed so many careers in comedy I can't believe it's not managing me.

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David Feldman

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4 years

I'm voting for @PeteButtigieg because he wants the same things Bernie and Warren want, but he will get us there safely. I say this not only as a Democrat, I say this as a father, husband and ignorant fucking asshole who doesn't give a shit about anything other than myself.

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David Feldman

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4 years

How dare any of you demand that I provide actual proof that Bernie is racist, sexist and homophobic!!! It's something that I feel. That should be good enough. And none of you have the right to tell me how I should and shouldn't feel. I'm sick of being bullied!

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David Feldman

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4 years

Now @ewarren is attacking @BernieSanders supporters. Every revolution has its fair share of zealots. What Liz never grasped is that this election was always about the 99 percent v. the 1 percent. If she thinks Bernie Bros r toxic she needs 2 take a closer look at Koch Bros.

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David Feldman

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1 year

Republican @mercedesschlapp wife of Republican @mschlapp head of @CPAC says she's keeping her gas stove. Probably because it's the only thing in her home she turns on.

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David Feldman

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5 years

Sorry to hear about Jeffrey Epstein. Depression is a serious problem, and law enforcement needs to do a better job at recognizing the warning signs. I've been saying this ever since Lee Harvey Oswald's suicide.

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David Feldman

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7 years

What Bill Maher's Nazi guest did to Leslie Jones is unforgivable. So is normalizing him.

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David Feldman

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8 years

It's unfair to judge the GOP leadership by what they say, do or believe.

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David Feldman

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5 years

In America there are stricter standards to hosting the Oscars than sitting on the Supreme Court.

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David Feldman

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3 years

Watching the Rittenhouse trial I'm starting to think Judge Bruce Schroeder has another robe that's white.

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David Feldman

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4 years

Mike Bloomberg should stop and frisk his debate prep team.

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David Feldman

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1 year

Donald Trump’s jet is being forced to land at Laguardia in NYC after his pilot couldn’t get clearance from air traffic controllers working Moscow International airport.

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David Feldman

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7 years

Truly sorry to hear of Zsa Zsa Gabor's passing. Which of course means @realDonaldTrump has to find someone else to chair the Federal Reserve

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David Feldman

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6 years

There are now only 36 hours until Dennis Miller unleashes his nasty Michelle Wolfe jokes.

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David Feldman

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4 years

All my life I've wanted to be one of the thousands of happy men and women working tirelessly over at @Aetna denying chemo to three-year-old children. But now @BernieSanders wants to eliminate that job? No way. I'm voting for @PeteButtigieg .

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David Feldman

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5 years

Dear @chucktodd , stop covering what Trump says, and cover what he's doing. Report. Be a journalist, REPORT. Gather facts, be objective, and REPORT. Stop being a White House propaganda arm. Instead of asking Trump to defend his record, go to the border, and REPORT on his record.

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David Feldman

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7 years

Betsy Devos from @Amway to become education Secretary. Can't wait for No Pyramid Scheme Left Behind.

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David Feldman

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Besides being a piece of shit member of the Klan, Fred Trump was also lead singer in the R & B group The Liver Spots.

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David Feldman

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6 years

Amazing! Nobody can get security clearance because of all the wife beating @realDonaldTrump can’t even solve the mental health crises in his own White House.

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David Feldman

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2 years

How do we get more AR-15s into the hands of highly emotional virgins like Kyle Rittenhouse?

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David Feldman

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5 years

Dear @realDonaldTrump , I’d like to go back to the country I came from but you won’t resign.

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David Feldman

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5 years

What @JoeBiden fails to understand is that every American does NOT deserve affordable healthcare. Every American deserves FREE healthcare.

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David Feldman

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4 years

@joelockhart @davidfrum Hey @joelockhart how much did you make this year as a lobbyist for health insurance companies? That’s who you are. A lobbyist. You’re not a Democrat. You’re a lobbyist who poses as a pundit on @CNNPolitics

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David Feldman

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4 years

The only way to stop Covid-19 is Medicare For All. People will not go to the hospital because of stories like these.

She Survived the Coronavirus. Then She Got a $400,000 Medical Bill. (Published 2020)

Patients who were treated for the virus are largely supposed to be exempt from receiving large bills. One hospital erroneously sent one.

www.nytimes.com

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David Feldman

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5 years

Dear @stevenmnuchin1 please tell your wife to go back where she came from

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David Feldman

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7 years

Is Papa John's Pizza any good? I can't eat there because I'm allergic to dengue fever.

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David Feldman

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8 years

It's really depressing to be reminded once again today that the War On Women in America actually includes guns. #StandWithPP

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11 years

Maybe the white smoke means the Vatican has a new meth lab.

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David Feldman

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4 years

Is it asking too much to get our television news from journalists? Why is @MSNBC @maddow not identifying @davidplouffe as a K Street lobbyist who works for @Uber and @Facebook ???

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David Feldman

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4 years

I love how the Democrats opposed to Medicare For All care more about Bernie's health than ours.

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David Feldman

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5 years

I missed tonight's Emmys. Did anyone mention the striking auto workers in Detroit? Did any of the liberals show solidarity with the men and women on the front lines actually doing something about equal pay? Or is that too real?

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David Feldman

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5 years

So I'm guessing @ChrisChristie turned down the offer of White House chief of staff because he already has a full plate.

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David Feldman

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7 years

One of the greatest moments of my life was getting to meet @repjohnlewis because he knows the fight is never over.

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David Feldman

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4 years

Pete & Amy quit before Super Tuesday, because that's how centrists always confront big challenges like Medicare 4 All, The Green New Deal & Free Tuition. Give up before you give it a chance. They're not adults. They're not pragmatic. They not realistic. Just self serving cowards.

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David Feldman

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4 years

I really think michael Bloomberg’s 30 million dollar advertising buy could be spent on much better things like go fucking himself.

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David Feldman

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2 years

Trump just said he “went decades, decades without a war.” I guess by decades he means dodging the Vietnam draft.

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David Feldman

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7 years

Why would we expect @stevenmnuchin1 to do the right thing and resign when he just married a pathological liar:

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Chris Christie is a super spreader, especially when it comes to cream cheese.

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Bloomberg to campaign manager: Kill it.

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