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@DaveinSinCity_

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Sports enthusiast. Sci-Fi geek. Sarcastic AF. Yeah I got jokes even if they don't always hit. 🌊💙🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

A big valley in the desert
Joined December 2022
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When Trump says immigrants poison the blood of our nation, here's something to consider. His current wife is an immigrant. His first wife. Was an immigrant. His mother. Was an immigrant. His grandparents. Both immigrants. That's a lot of tainted blood.
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Has Tom Selleck been able to discuss the advantages of a Reverse Mortgage with Trump yet?
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Al Franken would like to have a word.
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No matter what they did, the Democrat party would never expel one of their own.
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@TXRightToLife G O F U C K Y O U R S E L V E S
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You know who wasn't afraid to testify? The email lady.
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@LynnSharig8 Remember when Hunter Biden received 2 billion dollars from the Saudis? No? Wait, that was Jared Kushner.
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Those stockpiling guns to fight against a tyrannical government are also the ones voting for tyrants.
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"New Yorkers to Trump right now. "You can't afford it. You can't afford it."
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Republicans all over this platform are demonstrating why it's important for the government to sink more money into public education.
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@DaveinSinCity_
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Trump wasn't referring to the auto industry when using the term bloodbath. It was a dog whistle, meant to incite the weekend warriors who hang on his every word. He wants chaos if he loses and knows the simpletons he's using that worship him will obey their Master obediently.
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@theliamnissan You've been on a roll with Greg the last couple days.
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President Biden should just get it over with, put on a tan suit and really melt their brains into oblivion.
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There was a time when this type of talk put someone behind bars.
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When you're declaring victory against the cartoon avatars of mass produced chocolate candies, it may be time to rethink your life's decisions.
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@4TiffanyJustice I wasn't surprised to see your picture next to the definition of Hypocrisy.
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His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
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If you're not paying attention to what's happening in TX right now (and everyone should be) it should make you both angry and scare the shit out of you. 1/2
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@thedesertginger Is that in dog years?
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@DaveinSinCity_
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😎😎😎
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@DaveinSinCity_
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I do miss the days when groomed primates who push conspiracy theories weren't elected to public office.
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Lara Trump has past experience stealing from children's charities, so ripping off the biggest one in America should be a piece of cake for her.
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We live in a country where one side is obsessed with what literature our children read but could give two shits if said children are recklessly mowed down. Let that sink in.
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@anthonyzenkus He resigned with dignity without putting on the clown show we all watched with Santos.
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It's pretty obvious that Alina Habba graduated MAGA Cum Lousy from Trump University.
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One day, we'll be telling our grandchildren stories about the great Auto Civil War of 2025.
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@laurenboebert Showing your junk to teenage girls isn't something normal people do either so what's up with your old man?
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Apparently Mike Pence's balls just dropped. Better late than never?
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@stenson_douglas Try inserting one time Republicans, Trump included have put forth or passed any comprehensive immigration reform that would make a difference whenever they've controlled the Government rather than using it as a racist dog whistle anytime an election is nearing.
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You have two choices come November. Get out and vote to preserve Democracy or... Do nothing and find out what it really means to live in a theocracy. That shouldn't be a difficult decision at all.
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I guess the real question now is which hand picked Putin puppet will be filling McConnell's shoes come November.
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It's pathetic to watch weak men simp for a guy who's even weaker than they are.
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National day of hate huh? Ok, sounds good. #PunchANazi
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Pussy Ass Bitch says what?
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@laurenboebert You're not completely wrong. 🤪
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Doing something stupid should officially be considered "Pulling a Boebert."
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@RonFilipkowski These are the same people who would be turned away at the gates if they tried to enter said golf course.
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It won't be much longer before Trump slaps his name on a bottle of air and sells it to the rubes for 60 bucks.
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Any attempt to arrest Putin would be an act of War - Dmitry Medvedev Also known that potential death & destruction in such a false charge could be catastrophic for our Country - Donald Trump See the difference? Neither do I.
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Has the "Ain't taking my guns" crowd ever stopped to ask themselves why the Pro NRA party of the Second Amendment never allows firearms at any of their big events? They haven't which shows how completely brainwashed these imbeciles are.
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Imagine actually believing that the President with 215 indictments coming out of his administration is pure as the driven snow, while the two who've had zero during theirs are the most corrupt men in America.
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If you think Donald Trump is the second coming of Christ then I hate to break it to you but... ...you're in a fucking cult.
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Recent history has proven time and again that it's always a Democratic President who consistently has to clean up his Republican predecessor's mess. Something to consider this President's Day.
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@KariLake Doing your best to keep daddy happy, eh Princess?
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If you can't understand how completely insane it is to believe one man is right while everyone else is wrong, I encourage you to reach out to a Jonestown or Mt. Carmel survivor.
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Ted Nugent says he'll leave the country if President Biden is reelected. To which 95% of Americans replied... "Who the hell is Ted Nugent?"
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@DaveinSinCity_
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That Chinese Spy Balloon went down faster than Bobo at CPAC.
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Break the law. Get arrested. It's that simple.
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@DaveinSinCity_
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Does anyone remember that passage from the Bible that spoke of Jesus and his disciples as they stood idlely by on a river bank? Blocking the path while they watched as a helpless family drown in the water ahead of them? Me either.
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Good morning self righteous hypocrites on the right. I'd like you to do something for me today. Take your thoughts...and your prayers. And shove them straight up a certain spot. Thank you.
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Since certain people aren't being held to the same level of accountability as the rest of us would be, can we stop pretending all men are created equal?
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Mick Jagger and Kieth Richards will both be 80 years old when they tour the country next year. And I'll still be voting for Joe Biden.
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28% of the country says they want to start a war with the rest of us. If they actually have the cajones to try, it's important to know your enemy.
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Remember when the Kennedy name used to be well respected? How far we've fallen.
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@Spawn_03 It was a sad day when a percentage of the trees voted for an ax just because it had a wooden handle.
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Look for Gym Jordan to ignore today's revelation of Russian disinformation the way he has sexual assault and a suopena.
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Ok. Who did this? 🤣🤣🤣
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@DaveinSinCity_
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Trump's bullshit in Texas is spreading quicker than the wildfires.
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@DaveinSinCity_
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Today's Republican shitshow was brought to you by your own tax dollars.
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Now seems like a reasonable time to remind everyone that Tucker Carlson hosts an opinion show which roots itself in fiction moreso than it ever will actual journalism.
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Speaking of blatant ignorance. What are young girls wearing when they get raped? What about men, because it happens too. How about all the young boys who are assaulted by Catholic priests? Pretty sure none of them are dressed that provocatively at the time, so STFU already.
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@RonFilipkowski Wait until she finds out what he has planned for her Social Security.
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If Trump is the chosen one, prophesied in scripture, why is he not mentioned by name in the Bible?
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@DaveinSinCity_
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Triple vaxxed and idk...I've not been feeling myself since. Something seems...off. 🤷
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@DaveinSinCity_
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But are you THIS old?
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But are you THIS old?
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@catturd2 Officially a simpleton.
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I love watching idiots on the right use pronouns to complain about how much they hate....pronouns.
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With all these classified documents being discovered, it can only be a matter of time before highly sensitive stone tablets are discovered in Chuck Grassley's cave.
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Leticia James is about to show Trump what a real bloodbath looks like.
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I haven't shared a dick pic with you guys in a while. This one is huge, but don't be intimidated by it.
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Republican lawmakers are the leading cause of gun violence in America.
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It's funny how you never hear about straight people, gay people, trans people or any people for that matter committing mass murders with firearms in other countries. If you don't understand why then you're part of the problem.
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Democrats have been coming for your guns for over 60 years. Why is it they haven't taken them yet?
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@BlisterPearl @1Lilnurse We don't have to start anything. We can just wait for them to get winded as they're running towards us.
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There are days when I find myself rooting for the Asteroid. 💥
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When herpes would be afraid to catch an outbreak Bannon.
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I typically don't watch all of the Academy Awards and I'm not one to make predictions, but if George Santos doesn't run away with the Oscar for "Best Actor" I'll be shocked.
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@GamingDrudge Don Jr being the recipient of that attack would have made this video a thousand times better.
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Your right to bear arms isn't more significant than another person's right to live.
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8 months of agony until we find out if we’re doomed to a Christian Nationalist hellscape.
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Feels like it's been Groundhog Day every day since that siq fvck rode down the escalator.
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Charles Manson, Jim Jones, David Koresh, and Marshall Applewhites' followers didn't believe they were in a cult either. And where are they now?
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Be weary of the most lethal gators telling you they want to drain the swamp.
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@RudyGiuliani You're broke AF 🤣🤣🤣
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I woke up this morning grateful that Katie Britt wasn't in my kitchen.
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Nick Adams After Dark
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I'm not big on posting dick pics, so don't be offended if I post two in one night. 😉
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@Janabw81 How were Pat McCrotch or Heywood Jablome not included in this? 🤣
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So let me get this straight. A couple of misplaced, 8 year out of date, classified documents accidentally left behind should get someone jailed for life but 26 boxes of highly classified documents willfully hidden in a basement are no big deal? Fuckin Republican logic. 🙄🤪
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If he's going to flood the platform with foreign bots could he at least program a little originality into them?
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Is this innocence, or desperation? Anyone with half a brain knows the answer.
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Asks the party that spent two years of Trump's presidency blaming Obama for everything.
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@7Veritas4 I challenge him to actually walk one of his courses next time he plays a round of 18.
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Republican tweets about MLK are just as meaningless as their Bible verses.
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If a diverse Mermaid seen during the Oscars is triggering, the problem might be you. Change the f*cking channel if you don't like it.
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Trump loves China so much, all his clothing lines and a majority of his bank accounts reside there.
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Democrats really love China.
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Have a drink on me.
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@uknowitso To keep from being expelled. But you knew that.
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Are they fucking serious???
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