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@ian_joo_korea @Rainmaker1973 Him too: And it hurt like hell, tbh.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 It would be nice but it doesn't work. Earth orbital period is still 365.25636 days, no matter how you slice the calendar. You still need to account for that pesky 1.25636 day left over by a 13x28 = 52x7 = 364 days-long calendar.

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@OliLondonTV Dylan Mulvaney is an actor performing what amounts to womanface in a minstrel show.

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@F_Desouche Ah, tiens, là, pas de remise en liberté, pour le coup. C’est marrant, ça. Quand c’est pour des collègues, tout d’un coup, les juges se souviennent que les lois existent et pas seulement pour cajoler les criminels.

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@MrJamesMay @NoContextBrits The newer ones? Just as awful as the old ones, completely exposed to wind and rain, zero privacy, smelled of pee, but 100% devoid of any charm as a bonus point. Wasn't this grand?

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@Rainmaker1973 Conclusion: Don't wear wigs. Afros are cool. Long. Short Cropped. Any way you want. But don't wear wigs.

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So, @TheBabylonBee , @SethDillon , what are you going to do to make this look even more ridiculous than it already is? Ah gotcha checkmate! You can't ! It's impossible! They've out-cringed you so hard you can't outdo them anymore! You've been bested !!!

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@WallStreetSilv As emergency landings go, that was close to perfection.

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@soyciologist Earlier this year ...

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@the_codedog @witchernetflix No, but it will be if you don't watch this season. So, please, don't watch this season.

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@DelusionPosting @Stone_tossers Well ... attempted murder, really. But, you know, this is the Internet, so, yeah.

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@JustStop_Oil @George_Osborne Congratulation, @JustStop_Oil . It takes a truly peculiar talent to manage to turn George Osborne into a sympathetic figure. Congratulation, really.

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@WallStreetSilv That kind of stuff can only work in civilized countries. You know, Singapore, Japan, Iceland, and Japan, and Iceland, and, yeah, Singapore. And ... well, that's it. Any other civilized country you can think of?

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@jacobin On this day, 141 years ago, Karl Max became a good communist.

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@teamveganfta You understand the very cute cat you're showing is an obligate carnivore, right?

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@visoredavenger @MCUPerfectGifs Does it know what Kang looks like?

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@amuse They know, we know they know, they know we know they know, and they laugh at us because there isn't a single thing we can do about it.

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@SamTarry Are you doing meth or something?

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@TeamYouTube @Reclipse_ Both? What do you mean "both"? Are you victim blaming?

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@metpoliceuk @PeterTatchell @PT_Foundation UK police is now seeking advice and support from a noncery apologist... Irony is not just dead; it has been butchered so badly that - good news - there just isn't enough left of it to require a funeral.

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@RafaelSereti Mais, qu'est ce qu'il va perdre son temps en Algérie ? Pourquoi ?

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@Katalandivine22 @MalesInDisguise No, because there is a whole industry eager to "affirm" his condition and turn him into a medical cash cow until he dies, generally very prematurely.

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@MrWinMarshall You know the answer: it's not about helping other Muslims, but about hating the Jews. The Palestinians are just the pretense, as also amply proven by how unwelcome they are in other Arab countries.

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@juwon_io @WMCActionNews5 Agree in principle but it takes a very special type of manure lagoon residue to go after the elderly.

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@Wickes Not a Brit, don't mind me, just here to enjoy the show.

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@stephenwhittle @blindinGC1 At the most fundamental level, what the professor is attempting here is incantatory magic, the idea that words can command to reality. The problem for the professor is that magic doesn't exist. This is something most people learn when they are about 5 years old...

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@maxberger The fact that Democrats have morphed into raging authoritarians, starting sometimes around 2012. So, uh, yeah, 10 years ago or so. You got the timeline about right. For the rest of the explanation, you need to look at a mirror.

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@Unreal_Hotties @Rainmaker1973 Shallow soil over a cohesive rock sub-base without many cracks to let roots dig in. Interestingly, it's a case of strength in numbers. If the trees were isolated, they would fall over immediately, while here, they literally hang on each other's roots.

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@Tendar The russians act as if they have an infinite, inexhaustible supply of men and materiel. There is no such thing, and it's already starting to show. They still have tanks and BMPs. But MT-LBs and those MRAPs we see have no business being anywhere near the front-lines. And yet, they…

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@Culture_Crit Not being from Somalia.

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@PinkNews Ok, so they did exactly what the 'transphobes' wanted them to do in the first place, which was to do whatever they well pleased as long they don't invade anyone else's spaces in the process, and, somehow, that owns the 'transphobes'. Ok ...

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@PStyle0ne1 Most are mercenaries who came for the money, not volunteers. So they are not POWs. So, once they’ve been judged, make them serve hard labor for the remainder of the war + a few more years afterward. You want to be harsh enough to deter potential candidates, but no so harsh the…

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@JebraFaushay Sad, grotesque, ugly, putrid.

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@clairlemon ... only eclipsed by Foucault, who was little more than a shallow self-obsessed bloviator with nasty daddy issues. That Butler and Foucault are the two most quoted "scholars" of all time tells a lot about the utter state of humanities.

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@TheCriticalDri2 It's always Jennifer Connelly 'o clock somewhere.

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@nypost Translation: "I'm very, very sorry I got caught. Please don't take away my wholly undeserved ultra-privileged do-nothing job at a prestigious institution I conned so hard my way into through many years of groveling sucking-up and brown-nosing of all the right people. Please."

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@wesyang Kimberly Chambers needs to go to jail for corruption of minor. The school board too.

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@GadSaad You are Nina Turner. I am Nina Turner. We are all Nina Turner.

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@TeeVeeMood @RealMattCouch Strangely, being 34 rather than 15 will do that to most people. 🤣

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@TheEconomist Without realising it? Really? Don't worry, the British realised a long time ago it was happening, that it was being done without them ever being consulted about it, and that each time they'd dare voice their concerns, they - the deplorables - would be told to know their place.

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@theyasminbenoit @stonewalluk @AttitudeMag This quest for victimhood is beyond cretinous.

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@libsoftiktok @Maybelline Lmao seeing that in their bio : " our initiative to raise awareness about mental health. " They sure are doing their absolute best at raising awareness of crazy people, so you can see them coming from as afar as possible, with their hi-vis face paintings 🤣

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@Versace Mais vous êtes des grands malades ! Vos mannequins ont des têtes de cadavres !!! C'est supposé être sexy, ou cool, ou quelque chose ? Il y'a un truc qui ne tourne pas rond dans vos petits têtes. Si vous croyez que ça, c'est valorisant pour votre marque, il faut vous soigner😵‍💫

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@TheBabylonBee For once, your competitor did better:

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@GMB Hailey Davidson is male. So it's "he", as in "he fears for his safety after winning a place on a US tour designed to provide 'growth opportunities' for female players."

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@Lukewearechange Experts worry. Experts say. Experts are a very busy lot.

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@TheCriticalDri2 Wait until you see the next one. It's just like Dr Who: it can always get worse.

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@ZareenaGrewal Thanks for confirming that it's not just Harvard which is a problem.

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@chrisdmowrey I always love how he points the camera up so he can look down on his viewers. Perfect for his "message" 🤣

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@OliLondonTV Well, maybe they should get a taste of their own medicine, don't you think? Shouldn't Twitter ban GLAAD and each and everyone of those signatories?

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@Wickes To get deeply ratio'ed between likes and replies is one thing. But when there are nearly as many replies as there are votes on your poll, that's when it gets to really hurt...

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@PStyle0ne1 It should work great for ambushes. Because the master drone flies high as a relay, the FPV link shouldn't suffer from ground shadow effect. So they can land the FPV near the target and shut off the motors, yet maintain control. Then restart the FPV only when ready to engage.…

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@wil_da_beast630 They look lovely. Best wishes to her and her wife. But she kinda left out something really important in the story:

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@bumbeanbannana @Channel4News He doesn't have lipstick.

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@DouglasKMurray @TheSun Because the UN and BBC hate the West.

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@Rainmaker1973 Well, you see, goats can't read. So they can't look up in books how this gravity thing is supposed to work. That's why.

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@innocent Yeah, that didn't go very well, did it? And, yes, let's blame it all on those nasty people who don't like to castrate bo ... sorry, fall in line with your respectful and inclusive values ... of castrating boys and butchering girls. We get it.

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@FBBlackler Je pense que cette autre video est encore plus révélatrice de l'état d'esprit de ces cinglés: une mère à l’hôpital qui explique qu'elle espère qu'un jour, son fils tuera des juifs pour devenir un shahid, un "martyr", un fils qui vient d'être soigné par des médecins israéliens.…

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@Kali__Yuga__ It's from Iran. I wouldn't take it very seriously.

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@LibertyCappy What happened? Well, you got the date wrong. For punks, it was 1975, not 1969.

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@F_Desouche Ouais, ça serait bien que quelqu'un les aide, parce que clairement, eux tout seuls, ils n'y arrivent pas. Donc quelqu'un, ça serait bien. Je ne sais pas qui, mais quelqu'un. Des volontaires? Quelqu'un? Y'a personne? Non, mais, sérieux, les gars... Non? Vous voulez pas? Ben zut...

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@LeighFolkArts I don't know who your other acts are, but they should think of pulling out of your festival for grave reputational arm. I wouldn't want to be associated with anyone who engages in this type of cult-like behavior.

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@Stone_tossers Ethan Klein.

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@F_Desouche C'est quand même un peu gonflé quand on sait qui va écoper de l'ardoise, une fois la fête finie.

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@RollingStone Gamergate? Seriously, @RollingStone ...

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@F_Desouche Et après, ils chouinent que l'AfD monte... Et pour ceux qui ont du mal avec les maths, ça veut dire que les immigrés ont un taux de criminalité violente 725% supérieur à celui des Allemands.

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@TerrifyingNatur Oh, those are the nice ones. Try the Alligator Snapping Turtle instead :

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@ini_hakim @Imamofpeace Nope. That's really the Italian flag (no fronds in the middle).

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@jk_rowling @joshuaddsilva So, today, we learned J.K. Rowling likes her burns on the toasty side of very crisp.

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@CPD1617Scanner Thank you so much, CPD 16th & 17th District. That was absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@JonathanTurley That's the very definition of "brazen". We know. They know we know. We know they know we know. And they don't care. They are brazen.

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@SpillTheMemes Weird how people's skin can impact voting ...

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@SwipeWright It's NOT the Disney board, but the board of the Florida special district that handles public functions for Disney World. That structure is the successor of the former Reedy Creek Improvement District that was in Disney's pocket since the 1960s and that DeSantis nuked last year.…

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@LawLiberty @nayibbukele @plynch1966 What ?!? What is being betrayed here? The previous institutional setup of systemic corruption, a completely failed state, generalized lawlessness and the rule of gangs? What are you even talking about ?

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@NoContextBrits The heel.

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@adilray No, you're not English. You hold a British passport. That's very different.

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@Tendar The drone had a bit of help, tbh.

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@region776 They really stored a mine on the roof of the BTR? 🤦‍♂️

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@thedailybeast 5,000 rounds? That's not a lot. That's not even a month's worth of supply for any competitive shooter who trains a bit seriously, 300 or 400 rounds, 4 days a week.

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@TypeForVictory This you bro?

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@ECDC_EU @EU_Health @EU_ECHA @EFSA_EU @EMA_News @EU_Commission @EUEnvironment @EP_PublicHealth @gavi @VaccinesToday @VaccinesEurope Most #Vaccines indeed protect everyone: children, adolescents, adults and the elderly, and are very safe in comparison to the risk they protect from. But there was this "little mistake" along the way called Covid "vaccines". And sorry, but you won't get away from addressing it.

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@usairforce Oh hi. How's the recruiting going?

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@Challenges Mon Dieu Jésus Marie Joseph ! Une rédaction qui ne serait pas entièrement contrôlée par l'extrême-gauche ?!? Quelle horreur !!! Que fait le Parlement ?!? Vite, une loi !!! Mais ça vous arrive de vous relire de temps à autre, les gauchistes ? 🤦‍♂️

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@Hebro_Steele @Stanford @joboaler That fine scholar is a self-serving fraud. She's ruining your kids' education for fame and profit. Her "expertise" is utter tosh, like that of pretty much all members of "education faculty". Those departments must be flatly shuttered. By the by, I don't want to brag, but I'm…

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@AldoSterone111 C'est une horreur. Et il absolument clair qu'elle ne rentre pas du tout dans le diagnostic - rare - de dysphorie d'identité sexuelle et que ses problèmes psychos sont d'une toute autre nature. Les psys et médecins qui l'ont encouragé dans cette voie sont des bouchers criminels.

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@shoe0nhead @AdamKinzinger @TuckerCarlson @RepMTG @RepThomasMassie @tedcruz I think it's their version of "We did it, you know we did it, we know you know we did it, and we don't care because there isn't a single thing you can do about it." They are rubbing it in everybody's face. They are bragging. There may also be ulterior motives.

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@NoContextBrits Weight matters a lot in a fight. So, that explains part of it.

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@witchernetflix Nah. I'm good.

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@PStyle0ne1 What many people don't realize is that the core age group for soldiers, men between 20 to 35, are only about 10% of the total population. So, just 13 killed is 2.6%, 1 man in 38 in the prime family forming group. It escalates quickly.

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@FerroEgo Google telling us their search results will be even more useless they already are.

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@academic_la @april_harding You mean the Supreme Court that didn't even accept to hear Texas v. Pennsylvania? Mighty power the Republicans have here...

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@PrisonPlanet Given how sharp the cut is, it's a power level change from full power climb to level flight cruise. Much less fuel consumed by the engines, much less water produced in the combustion, and a reduced airflow but nowhere near proportional to the power level. Overall, it lowers the…

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@DrAmeliaCussans How can someone with such poor judgement be allowed to practice?

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@LibertyCappy Didn't we buy Alaska from Russia? Makes sense, then.

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@ALeaument Raté ! Vous êtes un gros nul, Antoine Léaument. Le rouge au centre est bien une forme que la cocarde avait pendant la Révolution Française. Ça la fout mal pour un élu d'un parti qui passe son temps à se réclamer de Robespierre. Les cocardes auxquelles vous faites référence…

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@theblaze That's Julius Malema. And his party, the EFF, is openly a marxist-leninist organization. They are so racist and violent, even the actual South African Communist Party denounced them.

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Knowingly using your position on House Intel to push a lie that ripped apart our country, cost taxpayers millions of dollars, and authorized spying on a US President and then proceeding to double down on the lie within days of the Durham report coming out makes you unfit for…