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Pragmatist | Realist | Pessimistic only when human nature is involved | Genuinely centrist… so if I sound conservative, you’re probably to the left of me.

Joined February 2011
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@Aaronsmith333 Because 1950’s era Soviet technology is so relevant to 21st century power generation. You’re practically trying to compare the Soviet Gaz-M20 to a 2024 Toyota in terms of engineering and safety.
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@HumansNoContext *record scratch* Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation…
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@compilesandruns @AivernTan @elonmusk @TwitterSF Maybe if you guys had been more concerned about running a profitable business for the investors (your bosses), than being the internet pronoun police, you wouldn’t be in this position?
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@ClownWorld_ The best part of this meltdown is the moving goalposts for leaving. ‘If Elon buys Twitter I’m out’ ‘OK I’m staying but he unbans Trump that’s it!’ Today: ‘OK…but if Trump starts Tweeting that’s DEFINITELY it!’ Priceless.
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@Aaronsmith333 Sweet. I’m happy to do a front on crash test with me in a RAV4 and you in a Gaz… you keen? How many people have the poorly fitting battery clamps killed BTW?
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@Lifeisjustlarp1 @CassandraRules Not gonna lie - if I was Russian seeing this would certainly make me want to protect the Motherland from the west's degeneracy.
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@ShitpostGate One of my most enduring travel memories is the arrival hall at Heathrow watching a very flummoxed young American asking every airport official ‘where the line for US citizens was’. He was genuinely confused at being continuously shown the ‘foreign passports’ line.
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@Aaronsmith333 Well, the premise of your post is accident comparison… so you kinda need to if you want to be genuine. A Chernobyl event couldn’t happen with reactors that are more than a half-century evolved from what happened in Ukraine.
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@ClownWorld_ Thank you to this brave women for finally doing something nobody needed, wanted, or asked for. Another non-existent issue solved!
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@fasc1nate The Australian Wedge-tailed eagle is also 4 feet in height with a wingspan up to 9 feet
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@RealJamesWoods You reckon?
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@lporiginalg Dude, the tracksuit was matching! How much more effort is required?
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@jordanbpeterson Did Bowden just misgender the child inside their own judgment?
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@CanAm_Indy @PatRiot80311587 @RealOmarNavarro I think you’ll find that he meant making Twitter a better platform for the 330 million users - not the 1000 people whose roles are deemed unnecessary or redundant.
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@CanAm_Indy @RealOmarNavarro What makes you think it’s in any way arbitrary? With the deal now penned he and his acquisition team will be pouring over ALL the company data and systems and will likely have concluded that a staff off 8000 is about 1000 too many.
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@libsoftiktok @TuckerCarlson @MattWalshBlog So now the media needs to either: a) Walk back the accusations of far-right transphobia; or b) Postulate that sometimes evil men assume trans labels for other than genuine reasons. What a conundrum.
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@2SpookyHjllo @LoveForSkyrim @FredericKiteng6 @Kurrco Bald headed little evil masterminds! Bet they faked the moon landing as well
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@SuDharmapala Australia can’t even deport convicted terrorists and rapists, but you think that littering would get you shown the door…
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@Ottstorage @wil_da_beast630 That was a magnificent right.
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@robbyoconnor @golfer_mitch @bennyjohnson You are confusing the principal of fee speech with the narrow interpretation of the US 1st Amendment. Scary you don’t understand the difference.
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@AmazonEve @againstgrmrs @PayPal CGE is a pretty snappy acronym - I can see it rolling off the tongue in the inevitable TikTok videos from blue-haired middle-school teachers: ‘So I was discussing CGE with my children in class yesterday…’
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@TeriLynn968 @kyletimbaker Especially if they’d driven to your house first.
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@zeroneutrality @DelusionPosting Gay guys give blow-jobs; straight guys give bro-jobs.
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@mark16pg Who gets a letter from the AEC informing you that you’ve voted?
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@Wayupnorth8 @TheFalseWoke @Mark_J_Lefler @georgehahn @elonmusk It was $137m reduced to $15m on appeal. You don’t seem very good with facts for a lawyer.
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@ReeferMadnesNC @davidroman0O @shoe0nhead For some inexplicable reason I read that as: ‘>orgasm on every step’ Which I though was odd, but whatever floats your boat.
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@MadCarlin @shoe0nhead ‘I used to be worshipped as a literal God…’
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@Vinod_r108 @historyinmemes Since literally 100% of F1 drivers grow up on the Kart circuit, it’s a pretty safe assumption they would crush it.
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@Andromedans The only person who’s come out of this trial looking like an absolute rockstar is Justice Lee. He’s not having a bar of the ‘cover-up’ narrative.
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@ChrisLXXXVI The ‘booing’ was fantastic.
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@daisymay4263 @RitaPanahi @rowandean @PaulineHansonOz @corybernardi …and they wonder about why people were concerned about the High Court making determinations about the Voice.
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@libsoftiktok @GavinNewsom That is a K-Series pickaxe designed for the military. Essentially the AR-15 of pickaxes. We need a ban on assault pickaxes NOW!
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@Numbnutz65 @Rainmaker1973 They dropped leaflets telling the ants they had 24 hours to evacuate.
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@PoliBard As a recent Ex-Melburnian who generally thought VicPol were a pretty decent outfit, they were totally off the hook during Covid. I couldn’t believe what I seeing on seeing on the streets of my own city. They destroyed the social contract between themselves and the people.
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@shoe0nhead It’s not just in the US either.
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@ValerieCS159 @CalltoActivism @TheJusticeDept Wanting a news organization declared criminal because they don’t align with your views is literally the most fascist thing I can think of. Well done.
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@iamyesyouareno Why are black people so racist?
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@CrunchAlias Because when men get their dicks out it’s creepy and predatory. When women get their dicks out it’s empowering and brave. Can’t believe I have to explain this 🙄
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@BadOpinions5 @CatchUpNetwork @stillgray Wait till you realize the only way he is getting out of that is to unclip to pass the blockage
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@marcyraisedme @Archanjuul @Bornakang You realize the surface area of earth is 510 TRILLION sq meters… at ground level?? Now extrapolate that out to orbital level and you will quickly figure there are THOUSANDS of miles between satellites.
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@DelusionPosting I don’t really mind having a foreskin, it’s just the monthly visit to get it trimmed which is annoying.
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@jeazous @fasc1nate ‘Let me through boys, I’ve got this’.
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@JournosPostLs ...or these keepers
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@Jerrystidham11 @amuse @nedrebb The ‘big lie’ in this instance is that this is in fact a climate protest with a different news bar added. Telling people to wake up and see the truth after being deceived by a simple tweet is pretty rich.
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@ElijahSchaffer I think he’s trying to tell us something.
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@EndWokeness What’s worse is that this is our publicly funded national broadcaster here in Australia. They actually use our tax dollars to deliver this level of journalism.
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@ellymelly Conscription never actually went away… only National Service did. Conscription is still enshrined in the Defence Act of 1903 but can only be enacted if the country is under direct threat. Additionally, conscripts can’t be deployed OS; they’re exclusively for homeland defence.
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@Delta_C5 @ClownWorld_ Not bullying kids enough was how we got into the mess we are in now.
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@actualAlexJames People often judge us here in Australia harshly by how we tackled this issue… and it was and remains a controversial policy. At the end of the day however we reduced illegal border crossings to practically zero.
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@ClownWorld_ If you need a ‘cheat sheet’ to talk politics, you probably shouldn’t be talking politics 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@lporiginalg RIP Groomers
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@ultabeauty Here is some unsolicited advice. The marketing director, GM and socials manager need to pause all campaigns and lock yourselves in a room for a full recalibration if you want to repair the brand damage, I’d suggest pivoting back to core customer values.
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@MrAndyNgo Yeah… all girls want to date simps that whine about ‘late stage capitalism’ over soy lattes on a first date. His profile would be 🔥
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@TheRealMrsEspo1 @PissOffNow77 @Women72 They would love to paint this as a ‘straight vs gay’ issue - it’s not. Rather it’s a ‘sane vs batshit-crazy’ issue.
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@22146835 @HeterodoxOutsi1 TBF, for some it may just be a paid gig. While I don’t doubt that there is probably more than a few sinister actors, I’m wondering why every operation from school libraries to the local tyre and muffler shop suddenly can’t seem to function without a drag show scheduled.
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@David_Spiegel @JamesBFlorida @realDailyWire A conspiracy? No - of course it’s not. However, needing a process that is so strictly controlled that the POTUS asking questions in the wrong order causes panic amongst the staff? That’s pretty indicative of a bigger problem.
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@UrMum6942071 @CountDankulaTV I can see the headline now: ‘Convicted ‘Nazi Pug’ man appointed new Taliban spokesperson’
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@lporiginalg One of these things is not like the others.
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@AllBiteNoBark88 Australia can’t initiate a draft unless our sovereign borders are under threat and it requires a 2/3 majority of parliament to pass. The ‘5-Eyes’ intelligence alliance can’t change that reality.
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@realDailyWire Wait... what... if 2021 wasn’t crazy enough, now I’m agreeing with Cardi B
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@theheraldsun Maybe Lidia Thorpe can ask her bikie mates to stump up the $15m? I’m sure having a confederate flag logo on their outfits representing rapists and murderers is more in keeping with heir ‘green’ philosophy.
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@GuardianAus The Guardian right now
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@ChoooCole It takes a special level of bravery to stand in the face of the mob and fight back. It is even braver to admit you were led down a path that was not right for you. You have my eternal respect for speaking out.
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@CLARYpodcast @AnnLesbyPhD @libsoftiktok Ann is one of the foremost LGBTQQIAA2S+ advocates around. You would be wise to listen and learn.
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@nastee24 @realDailyWire I mean, statistically it has to happen eventually.
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@samanthamarika1 Dear NZ, No one likes a copycat. Sincerely, Australia
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@AlexBarfield1 @RealCandaceO No, the argument is that force feeding trans ideology to children, is leading to a exponential surge in confused kids heading down a path of life altering pharmaceutical and surgical interventions. No one cares if they grow up to be gay. We do care if they grow up mutilated.
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@Gallosavedme @elonmusk Twitter is fine… maybe TikTok is more your speed?
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@CanAm_Indy @RealOmarNavarro Mate - I’ve been through four corporate acquisitions as an senior manager. The deal is very much ‘penned’ just not ‘completed’. They will establish a data center administered by a third party (like PWC) where the analysts have full access. You see the data prior to paying $43b 😂
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@sallyrugg It was pretty funny how Gen X kept getting cut of and forgotten about 😂
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@Theblackfemini3 Here’s a thought… us all being ‘Australian’ for one day couldn’t hurt, could it? Regardless of colonization, migration, or however the hell we all got here… just one day to come together.
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@BigDon0 Vanilla scented candles
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@KosSamaras Well done Kos. I’m consistently bemused by people they think pollsters just either: a) fabricate the data b) poll only their readers c) do what ever Rupert Murdoch tells them They are honestly as bad as flat-earthers and 9/11 Truthers. Clearly your methodology is solid 👍
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@AzwellTADP @jrod_comics @BornAKang The males are for sure… and they are well over 6’. The biggest danger is hitting one with your car and it coming through the windscreen still alive. If that happens you’re going to have a bad day.
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@Polidorable @bellevue1970 @JoshKrugerPHL He’s not going to sleep with you dude… unless you get a shovel.
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@ronin19217435 ‘No one knows how Tesla got the electricity there’. Except of course they do, and it wasn’t Tesla - it was George Westinghouse using Tesla’s design who won the contract. The power came from 12 x 1000hp generators on-site in the ‘Hall of Machinery. Why are facts so hard?
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@ultabeauty I’m sure a man that now identifies as a female power lifter will smash her record soon… then you can celebrate them instead.
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@Dangerouslytal @Knoglet @LevineJonathan @elonmusk @bennyjohnson How supposedly do you ‘manufacture’ footage by asking people questions on camera and then publishing the video of them responding? The courts have ruled on multiple occasions that they are journalists.
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@ClownWorld_ Anyone got a link to that clip? Purely for academic reasons you understand.
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@MrAndyNgo This is Sally. Sally is not happy. Don’t be like Sally.
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@feministbirther It’s almost like you are trying to conflate the stunning empowerment of a women exposing her penis with the predatory creepiness of a man exposing his penis? How can you be confusing the two?
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@GeoWolf75 @ReticulatingSp1 @BadWeaponTakes WRONG! This is the semi-auto/machine gun selector switch. It is standard on all AR (assault rifle) 47s.
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@rn_lilydale @ClownWorld_ When you glue yourself to the rail of the conductor’s podium at a Beethoven recital, without realizing said rail is removable, and spend the remainder of the concert in the corridor.
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@AussieVal10 When did Natalie Barr grow a pair??
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@fkinfacts @ZubyMusic @backtolife_2023 She's a leader that will have foreign journalists barred from entering her country if she fear they may be hostile to her 'truth', and yet says she holds free speech dear. She doesn't.
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@Andromedans The best sound byte from this trial so far was David Sharaz ordering coffee: ‘Latte with almond milk - I’m a bit of a wanker’. We know David, we know.
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@ChoooCole So much hate in these people. Gotta say though, a ‘funnarul’ sounds like it would be a lit send off.
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@virtuereel @PicturesFoIder Agreed. If it actually wanted a meal he would never have seen it coming.
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@SydneyLWatson Sydney don’t. Don’t do it. Just don’t.
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@CKellyUAP ABC journalists should have a contractual obligation to pay a % of any defamation judgments. Having the taxpayer pick up the entire bill gives them no incentive to consider the consequences.
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@stillgray The camera operators refusal to do the obligatory zoom and body pan is the window into what everyone in the room was thinking.
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