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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

3 years

Msee amehack account yangu na akachange logins

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Dant 

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2 years

Everyone in this country is looking for a break through. All the best

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

2 years

Huyu jamaa huwa anago through alot, he has to wear that helmet for people to recognize him. Waah success isn't that easy

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Dant 

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2 years

Hii upuzi mpeleke huko Facebook.

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Dant 

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9 months

Friday unaingia uchi?

Wachira.

@Thee_mavERIC

9 months

Iron for the week successfully beaten 🤩

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Dant 

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2 years

How do you deal with your neighbours wakikuambia uwaekee WiFi password yet hawataki cost sharing?

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

5 months

Mwende Frey

@mwendefrey

5 months

Anyway, I woke up like this...courtesy of my man's products and organic skin care. Good morning ❤️

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5 months

Which snake is this? Imeuma mbuzi tatu bana, I hope no risk of them dying. Ama?

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

2 years

Wueeh marrying a celeb not for the weak. Nameless anaonaga hizi anafaint. I ain't doing it.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

5 months

The remaining 3 goats have shown some signs of improvement though tweeps wanasema they will eventually die. Maybe ziliumwa kama Venom imeisha kwa mwili. Anyway shares ways how we can avoid snakes at our homesteads. I hope this will be helpful to many. Wacha nirudi Nairobi.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

2 years

Kitu moja that sustains Homeboyzs Radio at top is because they don't have female presenters

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

5 months

Hahaha what is this? Unaficha sura badala ya ball?

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@derroh_

5 months

Today was a good day ✌️

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

3 years

KENYAN LADIES (THREAD) 1. TAITA - Great face, great ass, great legs, good manners, great cooks, maji maji rebellion, no brains.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

2 years

Dem mko in a relationship but hata ukikaa 3 days, no communication bado ako sawa.....but why?

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

1 year

There are people making Ksh 10,000 in a day? Wtf kwani nafanyaga nini hii Nairobi bana.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

2 years

Let's say uko na dem, na umemjulisha uko msick, she doesn't even make commitment to come and pay a visit, hio inamaanisha nini wasee?

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

5 months

Final send off.

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Dant 

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3 years

Hi, I'm a BEE.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

2 years

Be aware! Kuna circulation of fake notes in Nairobi, jana nilipewa ya 500.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

5 months

Number 2 is dead. Total number of goats is 5, no more updates till the final tally. I hope all shall be well.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

19 days

Married men, huwa mnapata freedom ya kuambia your wife akuongezee food incase hujashiba? It looks so shameful in my books

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

1 year

Nimecome kuNotice wanaume wengi hii Nairobi hawavaagi underwears.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

1 year

Hahaha dem hajaoga for the 3rd day. Ni kama nakuaga na mkosi ya kupata dirty chics

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

6 months

Nilicome kuNotice kuna group of tweeps huwa wanajifanya hii TL ni kama yao. Wanaonanga opinion zao ndo za maana. In real life hakuna kitu mnatushinda nayo please. Ukisikia hii post imekuuma jua unafaa kuacha umatako.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

15 days

It is only great when you are higher levels than him. Tuache kudanganyana na kujifanya Saints.

BRAVIN YURI

@BravinYuri

15 days

Hakuna kitu fiti kama kuona boyz wako akimake it. There is no greater feeling than that.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

11 months

Kuna jamaa beste yangu ameshindwa kutoa manboobs kabisaa. Suggest what he should do or diet.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

1 year

Tuache kudanganyana, kama Kenyan Music Artists wataendelea kuimba kwa Kiswahili, our music will never go international. Hivo tu

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

1 year

Lmaoooo unaenda National Park ka umevaa thong aje? Haha some ladies huwa wanafikiria kukuliwa kila saa.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

1 year

Ok jana Crazy Kennar alirelease a new comedy video and tbh, comedy industry need to be creative and more serious. That was all about sex, who said sex is the only content that can attract mass? No No No bana.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

1 year

Nilicome kuNotice huyu jamaa hukuwa useless sana. Small dribblings na akiwa marked hajui tactics za kuhepa. United wanaendelea kuwa exposed.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

5 months

So far one is dead. The other one is in a very critical condition.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

2 years

Wueeh. Huyo mzungu alikuliwa na hio jeshi yote? Hahaha hamnaga huruma, although she seemed to enjoy. Lmaoooo 😂

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

3 years

Liver cirrhosis. Effects of VODKA

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

3 years

@akreana_ #KeaDrive

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

3 years

Pastor Nganga is right. You need to listen this

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

2 years

Niko na mgeni ameOver stay kwangu sana bana. I didn't expect neither was the agreement. Ni ule wa wifi, doesn't show signings of leaving. Best way nimshow aje? It's almost 2 months

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

2 years

Democracy gani hio mnasemaga Raila alileta? Mnataka kutudanganya tena kama our ancestors na tuko alive?

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

5 months

Hakuna kitu mbaya kama unaletewa nyama kama hii unapigwa picha halafu inarudishwa bila kuonja. Izah bro.

Masta

@abuyamasta

5 months

2kgs of Roasted goat meat, sliced tomatoes and chilli for supper

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

3 years

6. LUO - great legs, marvelous ass, great brains, great voice, great boobs, poor cooks,very dirty, no face, no face no face no face no face no face no face no face.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

2 years

Na si wezi. Niliweka 81bob since last year and I regularly check my balance. Iko hivo hivo tu

J.N ©

@nellieafc

2 years

KCB ni kama ndo popular bank haikuangi na complains mob

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

2 years

Hahahaha lakini this one is funny from Omondi. Lol guy is trying really hard to fit it. 😁

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

1 year

Onyesha waiter hii tweet.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

2 years

Kenya is a big joke. Ndo maana hakuna sector itawai prosper coz we award nonsense. This doesn't deserve such

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

3 years

Hapa Kibaki alikuwa amekabwa koo na Lucy. Power of a woman. 😅😅 This gender is always a no go zone 😅

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

1 year

Wueeh. Huku ocha hapana

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

2 years

Lmaoooo kumbe huyo dem huwa mnashinda mkipigania huku TL ni solid 2. Anakaa freedom fighter bana.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

3 years

Jkuat and KU students are the best online writers you can work with

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

2 years

Hahaha kumbe mnakuaga wasee wa diploma hizi streets. Lmao

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

2 years

Very soon ntaanzisha campaign ya "don't Retweet any business tweet. Especially hizo pinned." let them RT their lets kwa their circles venye wanapeana kazi. Mnatubeba ufala sana.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

1 year

Men who say can't physically fight after kukuliwa mnakuaga so weak. Don't be disrespected by your fellow man.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

2 years

Before you engage a lady ready to marry her, chunguza kama in their family lineage they do sustain marriages or wote ni single mothers. She will follow same traits coz yeye si angel.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

3 years

Dem akikuambia "Nipee time nikafikirie" anamaanisha nini?

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

3 years

Sijui ni nini nzuri Pep alionaga kwa Sterling. Ama ni haga?

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

3 years

@akreana_ #KeaDrive

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

2 years

Tbh lyrics za akina E-sir zilikuwa za kitoto na upuzi sana. He even doesn't deserve the hype.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

11 months

Ukidress your woman poa sana atakaa attractive to other men na utakuliwa. Wacha bibi akae mtu personal.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

1 year

You can Tsavocate me dear.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

7 months

LMAAO halafu upate umedinyiwa na msee anakaa hivi, unajimaliza tu. Madem wanaweza kuwa na madharau sometimes.

Sir-Rap-A-Lot

@Osama_otero

7 months

Quagmire Wekesa bana 😂😂😂

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

2 years

I hate it. Dem anagawia hadi your closest friends lakini ikifikia your turn anakataa bana. To an extent unasikia kumuambia wasee wamempitia. Lakini ladies hukuwa na funny characters

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

3 years

8. KALENJIN - No face, no white teeth, no boobs, no ass, NO HAIR, no legs, no figure, sometimes no clit, no brains, bad voice, BUT very good ''wife materials'' and mothers.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

11 months

Hapo kwa Rice Arteta aligongwa. Mtaona next season jamaa akitoka season with less than 10 assists.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

3 years

@akreana_ #KeaDrive

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

2 years

Unaweza kubali kupelekwa date na dem, kukula nyama choma and some drinks yenye hata you don't contribute anything? For me is a NO.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

3 years

7. SOMALI: great face, great figure very dirty, very dirty, very dirty, very dirty very dirty very dirty very dirty very dirty. NKT.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

10 months

Ukitaka fake news visit this account, zinakuaga verified fake news.

Gabriel Oguda

@gabrieloguda

10 months

KITHURE KINDIKI ON SUNDAY: "There will be no protests on Wednesday. Mark my words, they will know who I am." KITHURE KINDIKI ON MONDAY: "It will be business as usual on Wednesday. Anyone intending to go to the streets on Wednesday will know who I am." KITHURE KINDIKI ON

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

3 years

Ukiwa kwa matt dem/chali yako akupigie simu then akushow, "I love you" how will you respond back?

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

3 years

So lesbians in a relationship still experience Domestic Violence!! Unachapwa aje na mwanamke mwenzako?

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

3 months

Tbh sijui shida ni mimi ama, sioni kitu funny hapa.

Billy The GOAT

@_CrazyNairobian

3 months

Hii part 😂😂😂

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@DantizerCFC

3 years

3. KIKUYU - great face, great business minds, good brains, no ass, poor teeth, maji maji rebellion, no manners, pathetic in bed, poor cooks.

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@DantizerCFC

30 days

Kuna dem natakanga kumkatia, ile siku nimejitolea tuongee naanzisha story za kawaida bila kumshow chenye nataka. Nimekuwa fala bana, nimeshindwa first word to approach her.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

1 year

Lmaoooo keep these pics in your gallery.

Eric Njiru

@EricNjiiru

1 year

Hello @VirgilvDijk 🇳🇱 👋🏾. #FIFAWorldCup #LFC

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

5 months

Hahaha Nairobi nimeona mambo. Unapatanga msee hataki kuzaa another kid juu ya Tight Budget, but wife anaenda kukuletea mtoto wa sister yake alizalia kwao uishi na yeye. My neighbour huwa namhurumia sana.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

3 years

Kimuzi is a clear evidence that we evolved from monkeys 😅

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

1 year

Naonaga huyo dem lazima amekuliwa na so many TL men and she is always upto something, mostly likely spreading HIV

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

1 year

LMAAAAAAO United wako after that top 4 spot so bad. Full squad and it's only against Everton. Lol

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

6 months

Hahaha finally nilikula tweep. I hope she will be mature enough and behave.

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@DantizerCFC

3 years

4. KAMBA - great face, overnyegezealous, PERIOD.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

7 months

LMAOOOO kuna tweeps wanaishi ushagoo in 2023? Lol

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

1 year

Lakini Men, kuzalisha mwanamke na unamtoka after giving birth be one stupid act I wouldn't wish to an innocent lady. Upuzi sana

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

2 years

Mnatuitaga marafiki lakini furaha yenu ni mkifanya 20 gigs a week sisi tukichezea zero? Hata hamnaga huruma bana. Learn how to share.

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@DantizerCFC

3 years

2. MAASAI - Great figure, wonderful face, enough ass, enough boobs, great home managers, no clit, no nyege, no brains.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

5 months

Anaweza sema hata alikuwa anadinywa na Rama kitambo

TL Elder

@mwabilimwagodi

5 months

Kairo saa hii amekaa mahali anashindwa atajiingiza aje kwa hiyo story.

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Dant 

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1 year

Hakuna kitu mbaya kama kuwa na iPhone na unatumia public means, unakula kwa kibandask na unaongea kiswahili.

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@DantizerCFC

3 years

@akreana_ .

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@DantizerCFC

3 years

Hakuna sauti inakuaga Loud and Annoying kama kuangusha kifuniko ya sufuria ukiiba nyama☹️

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@DantizerCFC

1 year

I don't find him funny. Sijui mimi ndo huwa na expect alot from these guys ama.

Njuguna

@Coolkid__8

1 year

Prime Kennar akiwa hii tiplo na akivaa hii shati alikuwa hatariii 😂😂😂😂😂

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

3 years

10. MERU; unnecessary high voice, poor cooks, great face, great boobs, DANGEROUS temper DANGEROUS temper DANGEROUS TEMPER!!!

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

8 months

Hahaha mko na wivu juu MJ anakuaga hot and beautiful? Lol

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

3 years

5: LUHYA - great legs, great ass, good cooks, great teeth, good manners, average boobs, average nyege 6/10.

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

2 months

Mnisaidie na dawa ya mende please. Mende ziko hadi kwa kitanda? Ama ni uchawi?

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

3 years

What is this from Eric Omondi.!

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

1 year

What's funny kwa hii tweet? Nasoma comments naona ni upuzi

KOT Socha 🇰🇪

@Kotsocha_ke

1 year

Jumped and landed safely from parachute

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@DantizerCFC

5 months

It is sad to announce that all my 5 goats succumbed to this Puff udder poison. It is a call I have received from the counties, but there is always next time to fight harder. Guys please get rid of this evil creature from your homestead as early as possible. Thread!

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

2 years

Ule dem huwa mnashinda kukosana kila saa, she is the one.

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@DantizerCFC

3 years

Your worst highschool punishment .....

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@DantizerCFC

3 years

@akreana_ #KeaDrive

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@DantizerCFC

11 months

Can Aids kill someone in a span of 2 years?

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Dant 

@DantizerCFC

1 year

Huyu dem hukuwa na simcards nne bana. Nikimcall lazima nijaribu zote hadi nipate yenye iko on. Kidogo kidogo ametoa unarudia same process

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@DantizerCFC

3 years

9. KISII - Extra large ass, extra necessary boobs, extra pitched voice, poor mouth breath, no face, no hair, no manners, great cooks and NO CLIT.BAFF!! No nyege no nyege no nyege no nyege no nyege.

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