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Entrepreneur, movie buff, Chelsea fan, and music lover. Building businesses and enjoying life, one goal at a time. 🚀🎬💙

Joined February 2021
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Drake every 1 hr: “You’re not a pedophile and you don’t have a daughter.”
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Ghanaians right now: Ancle, I have seffered todey #TeamNigeria
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I stopped taking life seriously when I heard Elon Musk made Dangote's whole net worth in just 24hrs. Na everybody just dey chop oppression 😭😩💔
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@harrisonJNIOR Who killed it more?😂 Like for Amos Kito Retweet for Desmond Elliot
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Please let's forget about #shedibalabala for now. Who edited this video???😭😭😭😂😂😂 I'm deaddddd🤣💔😭
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@layiwasabi Layi go be like “When I go this location” 😹
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2 years
Though Okoye couldn’t keep a clean sheet today, his shirt was clean 🤝 #TeamNigeria
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@MrBlackOG Bro ate a whole map just to stay alive.😭
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2 years
@SystemSunday Is tenet a joke to y’all?
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I can’t believe Ada Ameh is dead 😭 This life is indeed short. Omg💔 Rest In Peace to you Mrs Johnson 🕊
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@dammiedammie35 Person wey dey think of the bars wey he go drop for his next skit 😹
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2 years
Make we no lie o, e sweet to enter Twitter without Vpn 🥺 #TwitterBan
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@drpenking If you think deeply, you’ll know that having money without fame saves you a whole lot of stress.
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@layiwasabi Resuming after asuu strike be like: “See as you fresh boss🙇🏽” “Na you fresh pass chairman🙌🏽”
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Please don’t ever trend Jackie Chan again🙏🏽
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3 years
@Reddishwine3 Cardi B Cardigan
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3 years
Nobody: Absolutely nobody: High school bullies in American movies:
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@kazmarijeni @Dukeofbanter_ Stop hating, she's just a chatacter. The character:
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@instablog9ja Asthma kicked in……
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@OGBdeyforyou @davido As comedy no pay you, at least make Elon pay you 😹 I respect the hustle gee 😹💔
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@dammiedammie35 You can place a pot on the table.. I guess that makes it pot-table 🤔
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3 years
English: Option C is still the answer. Pidgin: The answer.....
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*Willfred Ndidi, Kelechi Iheanacho and Asisat Oshoala lifting a trophy this month* Samuel Chukwueze: Chelsea 4-0
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@instablog9ja I thought I saw Mike Tyson for a second 😭
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@Nsukka_okpa Here you are 😊
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@djyobams They go con post this video 😹😹
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@layiwasabi From the sky, I don sabi say this no be Nigeria 😭
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@AdewaleGbadegun No lie, you don drunk small 😹
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@harrisonJNIOR I'll follow everyone who likes this tweet asap! Rush me before I turn celeb😊
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@Olumide00713379 @Morris_Monye Your own wan dey disguise
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@instablog9ja Man said:
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@King_Chris_Jr_ The same way you'll cry after the match.... Chelsea is winning today💙
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@dammiedammie35 She don talk had it been like 1 million times already 😭 She sha wan make we know say na she get am 😹😹
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When showing off in front of your crush and the devil wants to steal the show but you're like 'devil, not today' 😂💔 Sansa,Judaism, Dr Anu
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Man drew a tattoo and suddenly has no shirts again😹 Shank mapami nah
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@kusssman Na James brown inspo be this 😭😹
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Who else snaps 20 pictures and deletes 19 and then decide to post the last one but stares at it till it also becomes ugly?? 😩😩💔
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@Stfutimi He get like 4 of that cloth, na why 😹
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@Graaffiti Madara:
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@layiwasabi Invigilator trying to reshuffle students in the exam hall.. The guy who didn’t read to the exam:
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@Ochetheking_ @IamDannyben Yes, they are drillers, but calling them rappers too ain’t that wrong man
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Please, whatever you do, don't you ever spell 'Part' backwards... It's a trap!!!
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I can’t believe I almost had an heart attack when I saw Jackie Chan trending. I hope this man doesn’t die any time soon fr.
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@Dhavidote Scenes when you wanna transfer 50k to someone and you see MTN congratulating you:
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@xxtega Nobody: Absolutely nobody: That blind kid:
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@Alex_Houseof308 When you perceive your food burning but the music has blocked your sense of smelling.
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At a burial ceremony: Guy: Please what's the WiFi password?? Me: Why don't you have some respect for the dead? Guy: Okay thanks. All in uppercase?? Me:
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@TheCinesthetic No one’s touching the Joker 🙌🏽 He’s clear!
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@vidsthatgohard Breaking Bad has to stay. Game of Thrones ending ruined it.
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@TheCinesthetic The deaths in the mist ending still gives me the chills to this day. 💔
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@_modap_ @emehinolataiwo @Dhavidote When I’m not your dad🥲
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@instablog9ja The barber to his client:
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"I will judge Thomas Tuchel after Spurs, Liverpool, United, Leeds and Atletico games" Panel of judges, where are you?? #UCLdraw
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@AlexTudun We all made that sound in our head 😹
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@jamiu_BIN_ladin Nobody: Absolutely nobody: The blind kid:
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@anthonystilldey The Nigerian Police Force under this tweet:
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@bod_republic Na this part make me sabi say na Jason Derulo. ✅
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@Alex_Houseof308 Where I went to today, this man said 'We will just have one or two prayer points today' Brethren, baba give us 8 prayer points😭
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@_modap_ @emehinolataiwo @Dhavidote Na why your family members dey your avi😹💔
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@xxtega At a burial ceremony: *Stranger detects WiFi* Stranger: Please what's the password for the WiFi? Me: Can't you have some respect for the dead?? Stranger: Okay, thanks. All in uppercase??? Me:
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@MalikGCFR @thesheddyking Ahhhh! Kilode ti iwo na fi lo gba soja leti?
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@_modap_ @emehinolataiwo @Dhavidote Pele..midnight photographer 😹🙌🏽
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@Ojbromax @koko__blaq1 @Mayowathefirst Lol..you should have followed your username‘e advice 😹
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*After reading for 30 mins Me: I don read small. Make I press phone for 15 mins before I resume reading...💆🏽‍♂ Twitter:
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@_Gowel Thank God this wasn’t your last tweet
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@itzbasito E get how sapa go hit you, you go discover yourself asap
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@_oluwaseun9 I can even feel murderous intent from these pictures fr
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@Mirexshotz And we have those that will lie down like logs of wood making it look like you’re r @ping them🤦🏽‍♂️
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@ify_ndubesti @m_onyiinye @taiwoalabiho2 Actually, if you understand her English well…you’ll know she doesn’t support what the man was saying
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@MOluwabusa81041 @Itzpelumi @AjeboDanny Bro, the environment doesn't change genetic composition.
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@Olamide0fficial Me wey no dey remember the cloth wey I wear 2 days ago na ein I wan dey remember wetin wan celebrity don wear before 🚶🏽‍♂️
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This is why I will never ask a girl out again😩😭💔
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@NameisMayang @HayQuee @anietie_emah @Mc_Phils On a gathering storm comes a tall handsome man In a dusty black coat with a red right hand.......
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@_modap_ @emehinolataiwo @Dhavidote Oya sev is too much…Ibadan is bigger than Ghana
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@Nsukka_okpa Buy one, get one free 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾
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@ObongRoviel The painful part be say you go see your friend 11am, before 3pm they don post 'welcome to a new dispensation' wearing black cardigan for airport 😭
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@_onyebuchii @rutie_xx For real…I don’t know how you’re comfortable being the shadow of another man. Come up with your own content. You’re not Daniel Regha. Think of something on your own. Be the first to start something. Oloshi
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@peter_pentane You’re a rich kid, richn’t you??
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@jamiu_XXIV Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve decided to choose this area as my place of abode. Now we wait!
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Now a quick question, you're leading praise and worship in your church and from the altar, you see someone unplugging your phone. Please be honest, what's going to be your next line of action???
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SS3 student: Wow! I’m writing my jamb this year and I’ll enter university next year and by 2026, I’ll do my NYSC and before I clock 23, I should get married and by 29, I’m done giving birth….. ASUU:
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A thread of 10 pictures that will definitely mess with your mind. 👇🏽👇🏽 1. Which of these orange circles is bigger? I don't know how to make you understand but the two orange circles are of the same size...💁🏽‍♂
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@ferdboyotm Start in my heart, End in my soul, Everything dey alright, I dey kampe......................
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I took this with my iPhone 7 camera💙🔥 Flawless🥰
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@andrudoh @FatherOfTen_ So antelope na domestic animal
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@mkhybrid_ART @BlaqBonez To born girl dey fear me
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@timiPR E sure me say bante still dey under that your coat
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*After trying so hard to sneeze and the sneeze disappears the fifth time* Me to the sneeze:
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The greatest name to ever exist! #Jesus
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@meme_celebrity1 @bidemitweets I'm sure your favourite channel is Neckelodeon 😂
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@NastyBlaq I know it's weird cause he didn't tell you guys but Nasty married last week... He married Juana (marijuana)
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@Naija_PR This game any day, anytime ❤️🔥
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