At a burial ceremony:
Guy: Please what's the WiFi password??
Me: Why don't you have some respect for the dead?
Guy: Okay thanks. All in uppercase??
Me:
@xxtega
At a burial ceremony:
*Stranger detects WiFi*
Stranger: Please what's the password for the WiFi?
Me: Can't you have some respect for the dead??
Stranger: Okay, thanks. All in uppercase???
Me:
@ObongRoviel
The painful part be say you go see your friend 11am, before 3pm they don post 'welcome to a new dispensation' wearing black cardigan for airport 😭
@_onyebuchii
@rutie_xx
For real…I don’t know how you’re comfortable being the shadow of another man. Come up with your own content. You’re not Daniel Regha.
Think of something on your own. Be the first to start something. Oloshi
Now a quick question, you're leading praise and worship in your church and from the altar, you see someone unplugging your phone. Please be honest, what's going to be your next line of action???
SS3 student:
Wow! I’m writing my jamb this year and I’ll enter university next year and by 2026, I’ll do my NYSC and before I clock 23, I should get married and by 29, I’m done giving birth…..
ASUU:
A thread of 10 pictures that will definitely mess with your mind. 👇🏽👇🏽
1. Which of these orange circles is bigger?
I don't know how to make you understand but the two orange circles are of the same size...💁🏽♂