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3 months

And here it is….Rinsing that new Sweet Disposition from @johnsummit x @SilverPandaOFC x The Temper Trap at my first headlining show What an absolute monster record

Weissman

@DJWeissman

3 months

So many amazing moments from my first headlining show last night - I can’t wait to get the actual footage but for now this will have to do The new Sweet Disposition @johnsummit x @SilverPandaOFC had me in my feels playing it

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4 months

@saxmanyabisa These have been around for years marketed towards men for suits and are usually very affordable - make sure you aren’t paying a pink tax on the latest iteration of these

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@EmpireStateBldg @iHeartRadio A new vaccine for what ?

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@newheightshow @JasonKelce @tkelce Jason:

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@JanuaryDoNoHarm Where’s the cliff for the conclusion you jumped to instead of just asking the nurse directly in the office why it was needed and policy ?

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@zillowgonewild What in the corporate fresh hell is this

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@MattPiperJenks @NjTank99 @FranktheTankpod @RealMikeyBets @DrinkBODYARMOR Fucking killing it man

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4 months

@sjsundeal @saxmanyabisa This is still way too expensive They are available for $35 on Amazon Search “garment bag carry on duffle”

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2 years

@GordoSZN No body tried to end you dude they wanted you to acknowledge that what you did was inconsiderate and you did even if it was a back handed way

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8 months

When you tell her you have Travis Kelce on your Fantasy Team

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1 year

@GorgonCity “Hey thanks so much for coming by and getting us set up, we will give you a call if we need anything else”

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1 year

Finally went to the dive across the street from my new apartment This 32oz beer is $9

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2 years

Girls be like “this is my best friend in the entire world” and then fuck that girl’s boyfriend

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10 months

@domdolla From “Miracle Maker” to “Please Give Me A Miracle My Maker”

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2 years

Sitting next to a girl on the plane who told me she does adult film - is it appropriate to ask her what her name is

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4 months

@AdamSchefter Does the failure of the physical have to be a result of activity on the field or can Ciara go Tanya Harding on him

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4 months

@sjsundeal @saxmanyabisa This person blocked me from seeing their tweets after I highlighted there were cheaper alternatives to the AD they posted in response to my comment. Don’t be that person - if you post an AD as a reply be prepared for the acknowledgment of cheaper and better alternatives

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8 months

@HOUSEPORN___ Where the hell do the stairs go

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2 years

Life is too short to be unhappy If you’re unhappy with your life you have to work to improve that situation. Ten years ago I was a college drop out working at a strip club in Baltimore and today I just closed my second business investment in New York Fucking City It’s worth it

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11 months

@GorgonCity @lufthansa @Lufthansa_USA I’m convinced Gorgon City vs. Airlines Losing Their Luggage Is Just A Bit At This Point But Gorgon City isn’t in on the joke The airlines are just doing it for the plot

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4 months

@bigcontentguy Looks like a high school defensive line coach that teaches shop class

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2 years

#HotD

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1 year

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2 years

God last year was crazy. People were coming to NYC for Spring Break These college girls were like “I love my boyfriend more than anything he is my rock, my one, and my forever.” And then get banged in the bathroom of an illegal underground bar in FiDi.

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@DJWeissman

2 years

Girls who wear necklaces with their name’s on it so I don’t forget it mid-convo >>>

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@DJWeissman

1 year

@SoundCloud @JSTJR I wonder if they are going to take this down because while it’s not a direct intentional copyright violation it does sample someone else’s original work and they don’t have permission to use it. Strike 1

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1 year

How can California know how to party if last call is at 1:45 am ?

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2 years

@Carl_Regolino You’d think the biggest giveaway was pic three but pic two says it all… SWEET HOME ALABAMA

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8 months

I challenge anyone to find a more consistent and universally loved dish than the Beef Wellington at Harry’s

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7 months

This is an absolutely wild thing to ask someone at 5am who you just met… Or am I wrong ?

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7 months

I waited in line to get into a club last night Didn’t name drop Didn’t text people asking for favors Just waited to see how long the process would take and was a good opportunity to sober up -1000000/10 Never doing that shit again

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2 years

You’re in her DMs, she’s trying to do her skin care routine with my 4 in 1 Body-wash, Facial Cleanser, Shampoo and Conditioner We are not the same

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@DJWeissman

1 year

Crazy Mintz got fired for doing what the children of Penn Executives are probably going to do this weekend when Mo Bamba or Dreams and Nightmares comes on at their local bar.

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1 year

@itsthewestend I too enjoy seeing the vascular system of everyone around me 😵‍💫

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6 months

I want physical menus I’m going to start telling bars and restaurants I don’t have a smart phone

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2 years

Girls will literally try to bang Diplo instead of going to therapy

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4 months

@delraiss2409 @DiscussingFilm

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10 months

@fullsendpodcast @johnsummit @KyleForgeard @nelkboys Every DJ in a relationship who has ever toured with Summit watching this

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1 year

@SnoopDogg @chrislake From Tech House to The Dogg House

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2 months

@dredelevingne @nojumper Fuck this was good

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@notsolittyditty

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1 year

@lucatimusic Record an audio track with input from splice bridge track to manipulate the sample in the DAW before you use a credit

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2 years

Reverse Cowgirl So I Can Braid Her Hair

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2 years

God I’m so close to 1,000 followers I can taste it.

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4 months

Pat McAfee has already won 2024 and it’s only the 1st of the year Naysayer Please

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Of course @ReceDavis 😂😂😂 #CollegeGameDay

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Weissman

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1 year

@jasonappledp @nikkiii_x0 @_alexamaro @justinkatzmedia Horrible Take

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2 months

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2 years

I saw a robbery at the Williamsburg hotel yesterday This little sexy peanut maybe 4’10, maybe, was grinding on a dude putting all her moves on him Then out of no where this 6ft Amazon walks over grabs the dudes face and starts making out with the guy while standing over her

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2 years

@AsherHBaron What you got her a pacemaker?

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2 years

@johnsummit @Chilis John - I think Chili’s needs a Tech House Rework of the “Chili’s Baby Back Ribs” song

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3 months

Know a girl who's switching from 'for the streets' to family life. Time to retire her IUD – like raising Bill Russell's jersey to the rafters. Both legendary on defense

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@DJWeissman

1 year

@johnsummif Took me way too long to realize this was a joke

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3 months

@johnsummit @johnsummif Baldie Rn:

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@DJWeissman

1 year

No YOU are having a panicking about deliverables you didn’t think through

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@DJWeissman

2 years

If Panda Express can be brave enough to have a location not in a shopping mall You can be brave enough to ask that girl out

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@DJWeissman

2 years

Has anyone else become an even bigger Johnny Depp fan because of this trial? He is manhandling these cross-examinations like they were Amber Heard in the lies she told about him.

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@DJWeissman

2 years

Dick Vitale just gave a huge speech about cancer and then the come back award winner, Klay Fucking Thompson, who torn his ACL, beat a fellow nominee Trey Mancini, who just beat stage 3 colon cancer. THIS LEAGUE

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@DJWeissman

2 years

Changing my height to 5’11 on Hinge today just to be an absolute menace.

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4 months

@sjsundeal @saxmanyabisa This is still way too expensive They are available for $35 on Amazon Search “garment bag carry on duffle”

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@DJWeissman

2 years

I for real thought this account was run by a skinny white dude named Clayton or something. GOOD LORD

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2 years

getting kind of tipsy and it’s making me want to flirt

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11 months

I don’t think wasting hundreds of thousands of dollars on bottle service is a flex especially during a recession. Let flexing culture die. Be fiscally responsible Buy a property Buy a business

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2 months

This might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever spent money on but I low key love it @johnsummif

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@DJWeissman

2 years

I’ve spent the last month living with some of my best friends in two different cities and countries and it’s the most fun I’ve had in a while. Something about New York made me hate people and I need to figure out what it was before I go back in two days. Because I don’t anymore

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11 months

When I said “I want my life to be a movie” I didn’t mean Blade Runner 2049

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@DJWeissman

2 years

Why are you as an employed person messing around on Twitter ?

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@DJWeissman

2 years

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@DJWeissman

2 years

Boys, call your Mom today, by 1pm at the latest. If your Mom is no longer with us, call your Dad and talk about her. Ask how they met, how they fell in love. If neither of your parents are with us, talk to a sibling or friend about her. Happy Mother’s Day to all the Moms.

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1 year

@br_betting I wonder if he’s going to bet on his brother getting found guilty or pleading guilty

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2 years

After 8 long years of searching…I have her

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1 year

From Hell’s Kitchen to Chef’s Kitchen

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1 year

Being nice to people pays dividends got offered a 21 person suite at MSG for Skrillex Fred Again Four Tet for less per person than the current resale of a nose ticket DON’T pull me out of this

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1 year

@lucatimusic If you think about it we are all in one giant b2b called life

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4 months

@YoungGiftedBlk @saxmanyabisa Fair point but given that an action was taken in a response that was my assumption However is also possible the bot has some automation logic that says If reply contains “Amazon” block user

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7 months

I should call her

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@DJWeissman

2 years

Girls getting upset that guys posted unedited photos of them on IG and now people can see how heavily they edit themselves is the best type of schadenfreude…

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@DJWeissman

2 years

Al Michaels doesn’t know how to read the word ORC @LOTRonPrime #DolphinsvsBengals

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@DJWeissman

1 year

“A man your age shouldn’t date women in their 20s, you just do it because you can’t handle a woman your age” Ab-so-lutely. You ever met a single woman in their 30s? They can’t even handle themselves, why would I want that?

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11 months

Story Time In Tulum January 2022, four months after I started DJing, I met this dude in a mask, we talked about music. At the end of the convo I jokingly said “Maybe next time I see you I’ll be on the other side DJing” And Oh My God It’s Happening

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1 year

In three weeks I’ll be hooping on a plane to play my first festival ever and I am so pumped

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@DJWeissman

1 year

I’ve got my first headlining show this Saturday and I’m going to have the distinct pleasure of it being a B2B with one of the most talented DJs I know personally

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@DJWeissman

1 year

This is a friendly reminder to go through your subscriptions via Apple ID and ask yourself, do you actually use that app I’ve been paying for the biking app Strava for three years I do not own a bike

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Weissman

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7 months

Playing somewhere I’ve been partying in one capacity or another since I moved to NYC Going just to play Milkshake 20, More Baby, and Atmosphere on repeat

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1 year

@domdolla Heard you told him you and @MarcKinchen were going to release Rhyme Dust no later than next Friday…

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4 months

@IHateYourJorts @saxmanyabisa Yes!

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@DJWeissman

2 years

@itsthewestend It’s like putting down an actual horse

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@DJWeissman

2 years

This adderall shortage in the US is incentivizing people to make fake pills filled with meth. Hey DEA get your shit together and increase the quantity allowed to be sold next year

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8 months

Don’t forget guys you aren’t allowed to use an umbrella today - even when in a torrential downpour because it gives girls the ICK

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1 year

The Chainsmokers: We aren’t Fuck Boy DJs Also The Chainsmokers:

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20 days

Someone I trust and respect asked me if this was a “mid life crisis trip” - and for a second I thought they might be right But then I sat back realized I hadn’t vacationed in five years and this was a reminder to “love myself and my life trip” So here’s a reminder to everyone…

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@DJWeissman

1 year

@AsherHBaron @emilykrella You don’t live in the suburbs 30 doesn’t mean a damn thing The best years of my life happens after 30 Don’t let your negativity about age become a self fulfilling prophecy Pay it Zero attention

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8 months

@propervillainy In fairness DJ twitter has an aneurism once every hour

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@DJWeissman

1 year

@apesgonewiild @Ke7inBurke Why is everyone being so mature today, we all know the real difference…

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1 year

God this makes me so happy…my restaurant is in the @nytimes Cc: @BrandonColon09

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4 months

@BarstoolBigCat Slow news cycle

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Weissman

@DJWeissman

2 years

I just want to find someone who will tear up at the climax of Interstellar with me

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@DJWeissman

2 years

I just got offered - unprompted to close for one of the biggest DJs in the world Saturday and I’m on the verge of tears - and speechless It has cured my hangover

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@DJWeissman

2 years

Yea sex is great but have you ever walked into your buildings completely empty gym after crushing your morning meeting?