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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

5 months

While the whole team @DDOTDC is sad to see the Wizards/Capitals move across the river, as transportation professionals we were excited to see these updated renderings of the arena and surrounding infrastructure from @VaDOTNOVA @GovernorVA :

DCist

@DCist

5 months

In a major blow to the District, Monumental Sports and Virginia officials announced the Wizards and Caps are moving Alexandria, leaving D.C's Capital One Arena.

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

7 months

The team @DDOTDC shares in the Mayor's priority in bringing the Commanders back to DC. Our team is hard at work to achieve this goal and today we want to share our first rendering of the future transportation infrastructure around the RFK site:

Alainapitt.bsky.social

@alaina_pitt

7 months

DC's new Deputy Mayor of Planning & Economic Development puts housing below the Commanders on her priority list: "Her second priority, Albert said, is enticing the Washington Commanders back to D.C., and third is housing."

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

7 months

I heard some members of my team were concerned about "improper" use of a logo. I went ahead and took care of it for them. Here at DDOT, I am involved at all levels. Whether it is fixing logos or ensuring Maryland drivers can speed through our streets more easily. I am on it.

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

7 months

I am glad my team has their priorities straight. This is the no. 1 issue facing transportation in our city!!!

DDOT DC

@DDOTDC

7 months

This account is not and does not represent the District Department of Transportation in any shape or form. This account is fake and is not affiliated with DDOT and our logo should not be portrayed in the profile. This account has been reported and asked for removal.

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

6 months

NEW UPDATE: Bus lane enforcement is now indefinitely delayed until @DDOTDC staff can personally flag down drivers and offer them an apology, free coffee, and educational materials to increase their awareness of bright red lanes with the words "BUS LANE" in them.

Adam Tuss

@AdamTuss

7 months

NEW: @DDOTDC says it will start issuing automated $100 fines to drivers who are parked or stopped in a bus zone November 15. A “bus zone” is more or less the area around a bus stop. In January, $100 fines start for drivers traveling in a bus lane. #wmata @nbcwashington

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

5 months

Thank you for flagging this, I am looking into it Councilmember @trayonwhite DDOT is so big that unfortunately sometimes rogue staff mistakenly worry about things like traffic safety or bus riders when designing our roads. Don’t worry, we will correct their mistakes!

Trayon White

@trayonwhite

5 months

@DC_Chander @ddot is destroying the fabric of DC streets . Everything is moving to one lane, and we are on our 4th Director in 7 years. It’s terrible .

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

7 months

🚨For Immediate Release🚨: @DDOTDC and Mayor Bowser announce new 40x24 Protected Bike Lane Initiative and the hiring of Nicholas "Nick" DelleDonne as DC's new "Bike Lane Czar." Full release below and highlights in 🧵

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

5 months

I wholeheartedly understand Councilmember and I am working tirelessly to change @DDOTDC . Regarding MLK Ave, we received your personal design suggestion from your team and are working to divert money from the bike lane budget to make it happen. Call my office and we can discuss.

Trayon White

@trayonwhite

5 months

@DDOTDCDirector I will believe it when I see. We just had a whole debate over MLK ave being horrible condition yet again going into another street. @DDOTDC has an agenda with no real community input going full steam ahead without listening to those in the communities we serve.

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

7 months

🚨For Immediate Release🚨: Today @DDOTDC is announcing a $2.5 billion grant application and improved designs for the project formerly known as the K Street Transitway. #BeDowntown Full release below along with an initial rendering of the project design. More details in the 🧵

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

7 months

@DDOTDC With an additional 140 lanes and 100,000 spot parking garages at the low low cost of $20 billion, we are sure visitors to the stadium will no longer deal with the hectic traffic they are used to at FedEx field.

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

4 months

Following the example of my DHS colleague @ZLauraJeanne , I am sharing the following statement I sent to the Council about the delay in the Conn. Ave street safety project. As I said in the email, the decision to delay was mine alone, and definitely definitely not the Mayor’s.

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

6 months

The team @DDOTDC agrees with you and every day we work to make commuting work for drivers! That is why out of 4,346 lane miles of roads - we are only giving bus lanes and bike lanes 0.8% of them. DDOT has drivers back!

Sheena Berry

@SheenaBerry4ANC

6 months

@saulehforanc There are not too many lanes on Conn Ave. There is parking on each side & 2 lanes in each direction for drivers. Why are accidents weaponized for bike& bus lanes? DC needs to make commuting work for all of its residents, not just those who ride bikes & use public transportation.

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

6 months

That is correct. As this chart clearly shows, bus riders are overwhelmingly from wealthy households:

Ike Brannon

@coachbuckethead

6 months

@DDOTDCDirector @DDOTDC It's so unfair that we're going to penalize poor car owners in DC solely to benefit the wealthy who ride on buses. Do I have the income breakdown right?

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

7 months

If you and are attending this meeting in Kingman Park tonight, please ask the Mayor about the transportation plan the team @DDOTDC put together! We anticipate no added traffic on local roads as the plan would require demolishing the neighborhood, including the local roads.

Kingman Park Kaleidoscope

@KingmanPark

7 months

Tonight, 7pm: Friends of #KingmanPark is hosting an in-person meeting with Mayor Bowser at 320 21st St NE to discuss the future of the RFK Campus. Seats are limited, so pls arrive early.

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

4 months

Join the whole @DDOTDC team tomorrow with @MayorBowser to #BeDowntown and launch the Gallery Place/Chinatown Task Force. A reminder that all Metro lines to Gallery Place to get to the event so be sure to ride Metro🔴🟠🟡🟢🔵⚪️ We will see you there!

Mayor Muriel Bowser

@MayorBowser

4 months

Tomorrow! We’re launching the Gallery Place/Chinatown Task Force and we want you to #BeDowntown with us to celebrate: ⏰12:30PM 📍610 F St NW (Floor 2)

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

7 months

Congrats to my new boss!! Glad he landed in this role as a part of the recurring game of musical chairs in the Mayor’s cabinet. Keep up the good work!

DMOIDC

@DMOIDC

7 months

Earlier today, @MayorBowser made several personnel announcements, including DC Government veteran Keith Anderson as DMOI's new Deputy Mayor. Welcome to #TeamDMOI Deputy Mayor Anderson!

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

6 months

You heard it here first: Fully protected bike lanes coming summer 2024! Please contact @DDOTDC ’s bike czar Nicholas DelleDonne at Nicholas.delledonne @dc .gov for more updates and details.

Janell Pagats

@Janell105Janell

6 months

@DDOTDC @DDOTDCDirector can we get an update on the plans for the Connecticut Ave low stress thoroughfare soon?

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

5 months

As we ring in the New Year 🥳🥂, the team @DDOTDC wants to hear your favorite moments of 2023 for #DDOTWrapped2023 . Where did we best "steer" it back to the motorist experience this year? Which project did we best "pump the brakes"? Share below👇and we will poll to find a winner

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

6 months

FACT CHECK: These sites were not hacked! Due to budget constraints, @DDOTDC is actually running online Indonesian casino websites to make extra cash on the side to pay for the new RFK stadium. Fun fact: It brought in more revenue than DC's sports betting last year.

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@ANCJonah

6 months

I was reminded that @DDOTDC has lost control of several domains it used to share transportation safety proposals with the communities. Sadly, DDOT still links to these sites on their domains possibly sending DC gov computers and residents to harmful sites

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

5 months

I checked in with project manager Nick Delledonne and he said it’s actually looking like it will 2038 (sorry!). We spent the project budget on dropping a bucket of $100 dollar bills on Ted Leonsis’ mansion last night to try and save Capital One arena so it’s going to take longer.

Tucker Jones (tuckerjones.bsky.social)

@tuckcomatus

5 months

It took ~2,500 days from Kennedy's "We Choose to Go to the Moon" speech to Apollo 11's moon landing. It will take 3,300+ days from first Connecticut Ave safety study to completion of construction in late 2028 - now further delayed due to Mayor Bowser's DDOT. DC deserves better.

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

7 months

“Our number one priority is the rapid implementation of the Mayor’s 40x24 projects, 40 miles of new protected bike lanes across the District by the end of 2024. We are starting with Connecticut Avenue, and by the end of 2024 the whole protected bike lane will be complete.”

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

5 months

The winner gets a $50 Ft. Myer Construction gift card and this custom art piece made out of run over flexposts

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

7 months

“I previously was a mean and angry opponent of bike lanes, but after going to intensive anger management therapy and trying one of those Capital Bikeshare e-bikes, I saw the light." said DelleDonne

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

7 months

“There used to be a lot of silly stuff in the design like bus lanes and bike lanes, but who wants to waste money on that” said DDOT's Chief Highway Engineer Robert Moses IV. “Traffic engineering tells us that by adding more lanes, we will solve traffic once and for all"

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

5 months

The $6 billion Route. 1 expansion with 60 new lanes through residential areas to accommodate game traffic will pay for itself in "economic impact" from the stadium.

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

6 months

I talked to the team and our made up fiscal impact for this bill is $1 billion so we can't do it. Sorry 🤷‍♀️

Charles Allen

@charlesallen

6 months

Reason given for two-tiered timing is the fines don't match. Fine, then to simplify + speed up Clear Lanes enforcement, I'm moving a bill Tuesday to set all fines at $100 (down from $200). We've invested in bus lanes & better service but it won't matter if the lanes are blocked.

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

6 months

Mayor Bowser and the team at DDOT are aware that bus lanes could could easily be mistaken for BUSiness LANE and every lane is a drivers business

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

7 months

@CleanMlk @DDOTDC Hint: I basically work for Ft Myers and I ❤️ highway widening - who could I be?

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

7 months

After taking extensive feedback from downtown stakeholders, DDOT came up with this transformative proposal to support Mayor Muriel Bowser's initiative to #BeDowntown by making it a destination by improving the motorist experience.

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

7 months

The new project, re-named the "K Street Highway and Mega-Interchange" will feature eight lanes in each direction on K Street, 16 total, with six added elevated highway segments at the Mega-Interchange on the site formerly known as Farragut Square Park.

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

7 months

Czar DelleDonne's non-profit community groups the "DC Coalition on DDOT Bike Plans" and "Save Connecticut Avenue" will be folded into DDOT's community relations team to build further support for bike lane infrastructure across the District.

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

5 months

It's time folks to choose your favorite moments of @DDOTDC in 2023 for #DDOTWrapped2023 👇 Vote below and remember the winning submission gets a prize on behalf of @MayorBowser and all of us at DDOT!

CM T. White Supporting Us

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Nuking the K St Bike Lane

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Ignoring W5 Road Safety

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Conn. Av. Bike Lanes (jk)

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

4 months

Happy to announce that #DDOTWrapped2023 is a tie between the strong support we received from @trayonwhite and our last minute 180 to eliminate the K Street bike lanes. Excited for all of the great work we can do this year! As always please let us know your ideas below👇

DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

5 months

It's time folks to choose your favorite moments of @DDOTDC in 2023 for #DDOTWrapped2023 👇 Vote below and remember the winning submission gets a prize on behalf of @MayorBowser and all of us at DDOT!

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

7 months

Great idea! I brought it back to the team and they think we can probably use the bike lane budget, so $5 billion total, to cover part of it. We will have to work to close the additional funding gap but rest assured we are on it!

Pat Pugliese

@GatorArcangelo

7 months

@DDOTDCDirector @DDOTDC Maybe she can find the money for that in the bike lane budget lord knows that’s a huge waste!!! @MurielBowser

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

7 months

@alpert This conveniently connects to the planned "Commanders highway", parking lot, and interchange at the RFK site. We anticipate it will only take an hour and fifteen minutes to get from the mega-interchange to the new RFK stadium.

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

5 months

@DornJab @DDOTDC @VaDOTNOVA @GovernorVA Interestingly we've been told that is a possibility. Apparently Governor Youngkin is offering UMD a $4 billion incentive package to move the school to Virginia.

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

7 months

@CleanMlk @DDOTDC Why not have some fun! I would’ve given the handle back if they just asked but here we are…

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

5 months

@WMATASoldier @DDOTDC @VaDOTNOVA @GovernorVA Absolutely. The station will become an offramp to the new arena.

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

5 months

@saulehforanc Correct. This account is the same as the official DDOT account.

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

7 months

More details on DDOT's stadium transportation package here👇

DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

7 months

The team @DDOTDC shares in the Mayor's priority in bringing the Commanders back to DC. Our team is hard at work to achieve this goal and today we want to share our first rendering of the future transportation infrastructure around the RFK site:

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

7 months

@MrWedekind @DDOTDC He is the project lead!

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

5 months

@andrewdefrank It's missing the abandoned highway interchange!

DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

5 months

While the whole team @DDOTDC is sad to see the Wizards/Capitals move across the river, as transportation professionals we were excited to see these updated renderings of the arena and surrounding infrastructure from @VaDOTNOVA @GovernorVA :

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

5 months

CC: @tomroussey7news @AlexandriaNow @AdamTuss @ARLnowDOTcom

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

7 months

@Jakopchek Will take it back to the team and follow up with you. Thank you for your suggestion👍

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

7 months

Welcome to the team boss! I am so excited to work together!

DMOIDC

@DMOIDC

7 months

. #HappyFriday ! Our new Deputy Mayor Keith Anderson would love for you to follow him on X, at @kandersonDMOI !

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

6 months

@FixCircle 80% of our bus riders paid at least $500,000 in capital gains taxes. Normal bus rider stuff.

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

5 months

@DDOTDC Poll is now live! DDOT wants to hear from you so go vote

DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

5 months

It's time folks to choose your favorite moments of @DDOTDC in 2023 for #DDOTWrapped2023 👇 Vote below and remember the winning submission gets a prize on behalf of @MayorBowser and all of us at DDOT!

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DDOT Director (Parody)

@DDOTDCDirector

6 months

@ScottRobertsDC @councilofdc Could it be me?