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A kinder, gentler ball - founding father Philadelphia Hoagie commission - positive ain’t where I live - find the Derb find yourself

Joined December 2021
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@CorkballOne
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Who wants to meet up at Karakung and grab some Busch pounders
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Jason Kelce
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Apparently, if you can see a panda, you're left-brained, and if you can see two turtles swimming, you're right-brained. What do you see?
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Melania,if you’re out there, HBD from my sex trial
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Trump claims he would be with Melania for her birthday but he has to be in court
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For ppl who are scared of big cities like Philadelphia- I walked all the way from my house to the pizza place and did not get shot, raped or murdered
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Well kids it’s been real but gotta go
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I just high fived my wife and we haven’t touched in seven years #phillies
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Grizzlies trying to clean up Morants soul after Embiid block
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Somebody start a Jalen Hurts tracker like he’s Santa Clause so I can see where he is
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Player of the game is Tobias Harris MRI technician
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Nets quit to honor Ben Simmons
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@_piccone I love how the announcer was immediately 1-0 Philadelphia
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@cd_hooks @OnlyPhanatics This assumes she can see or process information
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Comcast - “Phillies do you want to get in on this project we are never doing to make Josh Harris look bad” Phillies - “yes”
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@KevinCooney @templeoftheblog It’s weird because you could just not watch it or comment on it
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One time when I about 14 a kid caught a foul ball and held it up and a man ran by on the concourse and stole it and another guy punched the thief in the face and gave the kid the ball back
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Veterans Stadium in Philadelphia was home of the @Phillies from 1971 thru the 2003 season. In 1980 the Phillies won their 1st World Series title in that ballpark! What are your memories of the stadium?
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Quez drops phone in toilet
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Quez Watkins says Jalen Hurts texted him “When that phone rings, be ready to answer.” Quez says he texted him back, “Shit, I been ready.” Quez: “That’s our mindset. He’s got trust in me to go make plays. And imma go do that.” #Eagles
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@MySportsUpdate Ask him if he thinks a TE can block Haason Reddick
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@JTLawrence Dumb bitch, I was a social worker in this city , where you live?
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When your @Fanatics shirt arrives
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I also grew up in a house where we didn’t say “anti-vax” we used words like “stupid” and “idiot” or “selfish”
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Because he's not fully vaccinated, Matisse Thybulle won't be available for the Sixers' playoff games in Toronto. He explained his situation and vaccine stance Sunday night:
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If Embiid does a dunk and then rips his face mask off because it is bothering him and hits Glenn Rivers in the face, the sports complex will implode
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My daughter is 27 and just got engaged - her mom and I weren’t even married the last time the Cowboys won a Super Bowl
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Josh Hawley has received $1.4m in NRA money
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Thank you to @kcpolice for their quick and courageous action this afternoon at the Chiefs parade. The criminals who did this must be brought swiftly to justice
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If the Phillies lose the first one and win the second we are all like 97% more excited and calm - this is a lesson we cannot learn
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@steph_turkey @JeffMcDev It’s the best encapsulation of actually being there I’ve ever heard, especially until he rounds third base
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@ScottAdamsSays Women don’t “want” abortions they want the ability to make decisions about their own healthcare - why is this so hard to understand?
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@mhdksafa @Himbodelphia Never forget - it costs more to gatekeep who qualifies than to just give everyone free food
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@mommajessiec @anniemal Bring a book to read at the emergency room
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Most hated man in Philadelphia 1) Tr*mp 2) the guy they didn’t catch from the Roxborough shooting 3) Any of the unsolved drivers from hit and runs this year 111) Pass Rush Limbaugh
@WerderEdESPN
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Micah Parsons described himself as probably the most hated man in Philly. Explained he did not intend to insult Jalen Hurts. “Obviously they took small clips and just took one line of what was really talked about…no disrespect to Hurts. I think he's doing a great job this year.”
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My daughter got engaged today - now my life has ended
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Run the electoral college on that baby
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A map of states for who they’re rooting for in #SuperBowl
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Bradley Cooper looks terrible
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Watch Lady Gaga react to Bradley Cooper calling her "our greatest actress"
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I would pay $50 to watch Odubel take the Wunderlich on live TV
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@jordanawinkler It’s 29 degrees outside with a 30 mph wind on a Sunday - what’s your point?
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@TomPelissero Should fine the refs
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McCarthy is a good announcer, baseball isn’t his best sport, but holy shyte but carrying the Schmidt Davis booth is a work
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Aaron Rodgers doesn’t even slow down
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Omg Jordan Love helping my niece out of a snow drift…what can’t he do? That’s my qb 💚🥹
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No one will ever convince me Lurie didn’t finally say - go up and get him now
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Just like it's meant to be @TrotterJr54 | #FlyEaglesFly
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@ZBerm I think it was Hey look they have a new coach and Jameis Winston is their QB Don’t need a computer for that
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@XfinityLive You guys should be embarrassed, shameful
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@LynnHen84846933 @AShihipar It’s probably the PPP loans that weren’t paid back not PBJ sandwiches to poor kids but go off
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It would be funny if Frank Reich just started standing in front of the Novacare Complex
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This just happened on Action News and Biden should burn Houston to the ground
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@BLCity5 My favorite part is how he faked having a mental illness, what’s your favorite part?
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@Flepodcast1 You showed that 17 year old
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@mr_saltz Probably a bogus story Also, for parents out there, teach your children to go find the nearest woman if they are in distress
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@Nick_Vinson @TitansTherapy Dudes got 30 followers in 12 years and afraid to come to Philly
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Here’s a video of me making an error in the playoffs (excuses listed below) and my dad picking me up
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One of my kids is babysitting a four year old tonight and this happened “was showing me her room and there’s a picture of Joel embiid and she introduced me to all her toys and then went and that’s Joel “
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@JimmyKempski He’s elite at touching Kelce
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My house in Ridley right now, go birds?
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What does this have to do with infrastructure? A giant boat hit the supports of the bridge
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The Baltimore bridge collapse will have ripple effects for months; likely years. The entryway to a major American port will be frozen for quite some time. And the video of the collapse will be seared into everyone's brains. Infrastructure will be top of mind again.
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@danprimack @Matt_Levine_1 I’m sure you very much care about janitors
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@RealMamaEagle I want to play the rookie QB
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For all the ppl who hated this place - they lost their business license !
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@SuperTwoSports @B_McL_again Stop 👏listening👏to👏sports👏radio
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@MisterMercury96 @CoinersTakingLs He donated the money to charity
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Go Birds
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I was at home on January 6th because I was able to complete high school, understand how elections work, and not an imbecile
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That’s like one week of daycare
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Man covers his new born baby with hundreds 😳
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@Donjuliothe4th @Truency609 @VikingNations Vikings have never won a Super Bowl, no one on earth has ever experienced a Vikings Super Bowl victory, yet the Eagles won a Super Bowl at your stadium
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I’m going to wear a bow tie of Ken hugging Joe
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Firing Joe Girardi wouldn’t fix Phillies’ problems. Column:
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A lot of old white reporters forget what it’s like to be a young 22 year old black kid
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@JTLawrence You scared scared - liar don’t be here
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Robert Quinn sounds and looks like some dude who’s going to drop forty on you at the Y with mostly hook and bank shots
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"Add whatever I can to help make this team better." - Robert Quinn #FlyEaglesFly
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@NCStateGolfer @SportsCenter Yes, that’s why she has such a difficult time recruiting elite players, you nailed it
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The Phillies have 160 games left, everyone needs to chill
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@RealJRQ @DailyLoud At some point in the 1970s, Philadelphia coined the all-encompassing noun “jawn.” The word has remained a treasure in the city's black lexicon and natives have long stamped it as an integral part of their vocabulary.
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CBP was electric tonight - good job everyone - there is nothing so great as looking across the stadium and just seeing thousands of ppl waving their red towels
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Me hoping a car is going to hit me
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Joe Girardi’s message to Phillies fans on espn telecast: “it’s gonna turn.”
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@doyouwantphilly You’re a loser
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@WakeMBB Have some security for a start - an embarrassment for the university, the current students and alumni
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My hoagie is safe because I eat it immediately
@FatKidDeals
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SubSafe Sandwich Container for $24.99, retail $35!
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@CoconnellFox29 @loctastic It’s 70 degrees out
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@zlind76 He does it to honor his father who passed away from cancer as his father was very straight laced and the juxtaposition of Brandon’s hair brought them some joy Go play out of tune in the desert somewhere
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This is so cool, from the kids
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This is 27 years kids
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@RealMamaEagle White and white?
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@KariLakeWarRoom @katiehobbs She was convicted of racist?
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@KetuAlbrecht Philadelphia is the only World Heritage City in America, you should probably read a newspaper or a book
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@swagweegee Rams haven’t had a first round pick since 2016, we had two this year You dum
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Dude at this bar is eating popcorn with a fork - vibes are so off
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Cleaning out the old desk - it’s like a circuit city blew up
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@ZBerm Jordan Davis about to learn about Ponzi
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My wife just ranked her Philly sports teams 1) Phillies 2) Eagles 3) The Soccer Team* 4) The Sixers 5) The Flyers * when pressed, didn’t know name
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Why not ask Turner or Harper as opposed to some dolt who thinks wildfire smoke is in your head?
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SPORTSRADIO 94WIP
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"I look at Juan Soto like Harden. I don't think that act is going to fit in the Phillies' clubhouse. There's a reason this team as good as it is, because they love each other...I don't get that vibe when I watch Juan Soto play." — @bendavisnbcs on Tuesday's @WIPMorningShow
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Yeah boy
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@dougmastriano Congrats on having eight dollars
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It looks like their mom dropped them off
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Getting Rowdy out here. Come thru support the team
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