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John Sleepa

1 year

Blessed to see 30 years on this earth! I would appreciate if all my supporters copped my first comedy special! Special can be purchased here ..

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John Sleepa

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1 month

One gon bite the shit out you. One gon bite the fuck out you

Nature is Amazing ☘️

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1 month

You know the difference?

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2 years

Boy said yabadabadoo no 4 door baby

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3 years

Nigga bout to hit a lìque

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5 months

You can’t even get a stray cat with that

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5 months

Credit score 215 , yall think i can get a hell cat ?

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1 year

Mind you I’m talking about Rubi Rose and ddg

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3 months

I let a mf in blaze pizza talk me into getting gator sausage on my pizza. That shit was so good i almost walked to a swamp with a knife and fork

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@creoletee

3 months

Gator sausage is so damn good!

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1 year

What kinda freaky ass mechanic

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2 years

S/o to whatever nigga Luther Vandross used to be singing about. Cause them songs go crazy

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@ComedianSleepy

5 months

Barber sat you in the chair, spun you around one time and said you good

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5 months

Gotta fresh cut now I’m looking for the freaks.

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10 months

Nigga the starting receiver for Popeyes

The Anonymous Nobody

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10 months

These uniforms were terrible then and they’re terrible now

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4 years

😂😂😂😭😭

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1 year

Ain’t no probably

❤︎

@realmfpretty

1 year

i don’t suck dick that’s probably why i get cheated on

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4 years

Didn’t y’all kill Alton Sterling?

Baton Rouge Police

@BRPD

4 years

#OneTeam #BRStrong

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2 years

Lmao mf making a Covid Arnold Palmer

Fox News

@FoxNews

2 years

Mixing Pfizer and Moderna vaccines gives a better immune system response against COVID-19, study finds

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1 year

If I’m in the club and H to the Izzo come on, I’m walking out

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3 years

Niggas be done ate 5 pounds by the time she open one crawfish

yaya 🩷

@ayannamakayla

3 years

Icy Lesson : How to eat crawfish 101 w/ @Saweetie ✨😂

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5 years

How tf did Niggas get caught cheating in the 70’s? Wasn’t no social media, no camera phones none of that shit. You basically had to walk in the house with the hoe to get busted

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3 years

Lmao this shit got me joked. Nigga stole Summer Walker phone in high school 😂😂

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4 months

Then we ain’t dating. You my la brudda

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@bigpeezyyy_

4 months

Dating does not require sex

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8 months

Nigga look like a Dungeness crab

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@SexyyRed314_

8 months

😭😭😭😭

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2 years

Anthony Davis watching Eli Apple become the most hated man in New Orleans

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5 years

When she got good pussy, a stable job, morals and she don’t tweet her business

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2 years

It was so packed in treehouse i never actually saw Glorilla lol. I just heard her voice 😂😂 coulda been DMX for all I knew

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5 years

Literally nobody: Uptown niggas:

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4 years

The mumps? Fuck this is 1987

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4 years

LSU confirms five students have mumps

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4 years

New Orleans women are some of the funniest mf’s on the planet. I witnessed a chick tell her son “you really a miserable la baby dawg” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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3 years

Dude cracked a Westbank joke and didn’t care if nobody caught it 😭😭😭😭

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3 years

"Sorry Drew Brees, you're old news. ... I'm talking about the Spelling Bee champ." @AnthonyMackie salutes New Orleans legend Zaila Avant-garde ❤️

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3 years

Literally nobody: Me talking to white people at work:

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4 years

When your younger sibling rat on you to moms

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@UNC_81 Man I’m so lost 😂 wtf

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@MILLENIALDIVA

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2 years

“I came here with my dick in my hand” was some shit mystikal really said on a song. The signs were all there lmao

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2 years

Boy look like a sassy Neno lmao

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@DJRTistic

2 years

Lmfaooo Jacquees look like a ghetto Christmas ornament

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New Orleans is in a really bad place right now. And I’m the most pro New Orleans nigga ever but the crime is insane. You supposed to raise your kids here with all this going on?

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4 years

Homeless people after mayor Cantrell moved them into hotels

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10 months

@GhostFreeOr1056 Nigga that’s his actual son lol

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9 months

Nigga walk in Walgreens that bitch gon say “front door”

⚜️👩🏽‍🍳 Chef RaiMichelle 🥋⚜️

@RaiiMichelle

9 months

Why New Orleans? Whyy?

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5 years

Lmfaoooooooo man she hit the fuck out that Beenie weenie 😭

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3 years

Louisiana residents after finding out we can’t come to Arkansas

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8 months

Nigga turned Rob into a video honey 😂😂😂

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8 months

Lola Brooke drops her new single “You” featuring Bryson Tiller sampling Foxy Brown’s “Get Me Home.”

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2 years

Big bird on that dog food. I ain’t lying

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@Pistoll005 That shit sound amazing lmao

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3 years

Bob breck said leave. Bitch I’m out like 2 titties on bourbon

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3 months

@vsjamo Bad news, they don’t anymore lol. They got rid of it for some reason. And i haven’t been back since

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2 years

Son no fuckin way 😭😭😭😭😭

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4 years

Only Wayne could do some shit like this

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3 years

Support the Pelicans the same way you support the Saints. That’s still the hometown team, don’t matter if they winning or not. Niggas from New Orleans talking bout they Celtics fan. Bitch can’t even point Massachusetts out on a map

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1 year

They bout to play degrassi reruns on a projector lmfaoooooo

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1 year

Got the Drake tickets for $75 🙏🏾😭

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3 years

Cantrell want a nigga to sit inside and do nothing while she out making griddy videos

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4 years

Name that movie lol

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2 years

They been sneaking out the mansion and going to the melph

Smooth.

@ShaadSmooth

2 years

Nah, I know his kids giving him a run for his money LMAO

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@Th3yCallMeSliM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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2 years

Your gas tank:

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Putting $5 in the tank in bidens america is some funny shit

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I know Meg backshots sound like southern at bayou classic

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@davonteburse Dawg said it was a misunderstanding lol. It’s squashed, but gon get they laughs off this shit 😂😂

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4 years

Wow these bitches look like you’ll get diabetes soon as you bite into them, all that fuckin sugar. I’ll take a dozen

Cobuckn™️

@iEnjoyThoak_DMG

4 years

Best donuts in Amerikkka argue with ya dead granny

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3 years

Bro it’s really killing me to see all these people on Twitter pleading for help

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4 years

New Orleans too small and too wild. When somebody die you just gotta pray it’s nobody you fuck with

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1 year

“Why did you taunt Caitlyn Clark and Iowa?” Angel Reese:

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@KnicksMuse @TheDunkCentral @PompeyOnSixers Lmao like he was on the ground “yeah this 500 block of 3rd street”

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3 years

Nigga said coop look like Neno Calvin 😭

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2 years

@Johnnyfutbol21 @i69maryjane @SRTerrio_ 😂😂😂😂 had i known that’s how this was gon go i wouldn’t have said shit

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1 year

@UNC_81 Lmao it’s good. No hard feelings son

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5 years

You could tell when a Nigga salty he lost his bitch. “She fuckin with lames now” bitch shut up you don’t even know that man lmfaoooo

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4 years

Truer words have never been spoken. Rest In Peace dawg

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@ComedianSleepy

2 years

Having your own and not being worried about Josephine >

Rod Walker

@RodWalkerNola

2 years

#Saints fans are just different. This is in London, not a club in New Orleans.

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3 years

@jaynyc__ Lmao dude said

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@ComedianSleepy

1 year

This is Kevin Gates levels of lying

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@mworthofgame

1 year

Rob49 had to go to three hospitals before getting treatment for his gunshot wound Full interview Sunday at 7:30 PM EST

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3 years

@Drssy_ @privatepardi Lmao “it’s the heart stopping for me “ 😂😂😂

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@ComedianSleepy

1 year

The music industry love New Orleans culture lol

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11 months

No I’m from New Orleans. All the women drink like grown men

Lover Girl Snow 🫶🏾

@Courtney2tall

11 months

Men, do you judge women for what they drink on the first date? Like henny straight VS a martini?

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5 years

Me eating Manchu knowing it’s fried rat

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5 months

That bitch crooked as Jefferson parish police

NBACentral

@TheDunkCentral

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Zion’s new tat 👀 (h/t @2Cool2Blog )

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4 years

If Kobe kids wasn’t on the helicopter whoever reported that shit needs to be fired today!!

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@ComedianSleepy

11 months

This…in front a black owned business

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@Tricey_J_

11 months

What exactly are people supposed to do today? Lol

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@__glennyyy Lmao that bih gon say unhand me broke nigga

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4 years

Nigga could never say New Orleans don’t got baddies. They might have deep voices, they might curse you out and/or get you robbed but them mf’s be cole lol

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2 years

Me in shamrock parking lot: i ain’t gon be here long. No way niggas gon bust my window that fast Niggas:

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5 years

Me applying for food stamps knowing i make too much money

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7 months

😂😂😂😂😂

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4 months

Some nigga i met at shamrock. Said he can get me 50k back

L.Snowton 🐐

@LSnowton

4 months

who doing yall taxes?

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11 months

The plural of moose is not fuckin Meese

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2 years

Davante Adams: you really gon sue me for 32 million dollars over a push? Me:

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@ComedianSleepy

3 years

This how they work out at the planet fitness on crowder

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Thieves training at gym

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3 years

We spend 17 years together ain’t no breaking up. Bitch I’ll see you in the morning

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Miguel and Nazanin Mandi Separate After 17 Years Together: We 'Wish Each Other Well'

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5 years

@_honestlyivana They used to be on them rotary phones running it huh lmao

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@ComedianSleepy

11 months

Had no idea this was only a New Orleans thing lol

NOLA.com

@NOLAnews

11 months

Why do we pin money to people’s clothes on their birthdays in New Orleans?

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@ComedianSleepy

2 years

I feel like Tyler Perry created the madea character to be able to live out his fantasy of cross dressing in peace

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2 years

😭😭😭😭😭 MADEA ON HER BEYONCÉ .. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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3 years

A category 5 hitting New Orleans on the anniversary of Katrina just don’t sit right with me

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@ComedianSleepy

3 months

@kendricksLowEnd It didn’t when i had it on the pizza, but im not gon lie i had gator somewhere else and it did. So i would assume it all depends on how you clean it

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@RetiredLikeWade