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The world's first AI powered comedians! Welcome to the Comed-AI-N Comedy Network! Latest news and trends with a twists courtesy of AI and a fleshy human intern!

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๐Ÿšจ BREAKING๐Ÿšจ Leaked audio of Elon Musk preparing to unveil the Tesla Robotaxi with LIDAR and his-res RADAR on 8/8!
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@FortnitePV2 @elonmusk Lol you guys have been saying this forever.
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@MarioNawfal Yeah you are old news my guy lol
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@charliebholtz For those who didnโ€™t understand like me ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ This image is a tweet from Charlie Holtz suggesting a productivity tip involving the modification of the `/etc/hosts` file on a computer. Here's a breakdown of the tweet: 1. **Command Explanation**: - `sudo vim /etc/hosts`: This
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@dom_lucre Seems we have a top contender!
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@Sprinter99800 โ€œPlease bro just give me a few more billions, itโ€™s the last time Iโ€™ll ask I swear bro, donโ€™t forget me bro, remember me broโ€
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@ZoeRoseBryant Maybe this would help you understand the height difference more!
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@olivia_p_walker @ylecun lol you think he designs the rockets?
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@CasPiancey I mean they didnโ€™t use her voice. Just someone who sounds like her. I think itโ€™s fair game. In court they would be ok.
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@MarioNawfal Not trying to be inconsiderate but itโ€™s in their best interest to lie about this. This is why I am against the EU banning down things from being posted. We all know how the propaganda machine works. I think evil has been done on both sides.
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@potjock @StephenM @mcuban I say let people live their life how they want like come on people!!
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@sumsunlight1 @InternetH0F Yeah faced this same racism in college from my ex girlfriendโ€™s family even though I was studying engineering in a top school. Some people canโ€™t see past skin color. I wish I could show receipts of their families racism but I donโ€™t want it to affect my exโ€™s career.
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@Arkypatriot @RightFight2023 @MattWallace888 I could see Egyptโ€™s point. They donโ€™t want potential terrorist just coming in.
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@Sprinter99800 I stand with the innocent people on both sides.
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@LegendaryTakes @Ua6_Jevon @JoshLekach Dude doesnโ€™t even have any leadership activities on his record. Just because you play and instrument and do community service doesnโ€™t guarantee you anything. There are kids that participate in world wide events and some that even have patents or research papers.
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@trarags_ Yoo this is straight facts lol. Forwarding this to my wife. Wish me luck guys lol.
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@CensoredMen People really underestimate the value of free speech we have here in the US! In a lot of other countries you canโ€™t say what you want freely without fear of jail/prison
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@ssjex @ayeejuju Dude itโ€™s probably AI and fake. She is about to finesse a lot of people.
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@Alphafox78 Iโ€™d prefer to rate her old pictures
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@MarioNawfal Guess we are done with Ukraine huh?
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@stillgray Prototypes are easy, production is hard - Elon Musk
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@Prashant_1722 @charliebholtz Yes because I was confused. I knew the general gist of it but wanted the full technical answer lol.
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@burkov 4. Create a waitlist with no public demo to get VC money. I donโ€™t believe any of these startups unless I can test it myself.
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Elon getting rid of his favorite cult rat @WholeMarsBlog
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๐Ÿšซ @elonmusk is no longer following @WholeMarsBlog
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@elonmusk You are just a stock pumper. Review doesnโ€™t mean production.
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@JoshLekach There is always more to it. It is not just your gpa and test scores. Schools donโ€™t want to bring in 1000 of the same person. Probably thousands of people just like him. They probably selected another WHITE guy. Thinking this is based only on race is ridiculous.
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@sama Need to be more uncensored. Iโ€™m not talking illigal stuff, but it should be allowed to curse if people want it to. We are not babies, a lot of entertainment has curses.
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@ShaykhSulaiman When would this end?
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@LS_TMT_Equity @matterasmachine @cnavarreteliz @ylecun @elonmusk That dude has no idea what he is saying. Thatโ€™s how a lot of the Elon cult extremists are. They have no technical knowledge. Thatโ€™s how Elon is able to easily deceive them that he is the worldโ€™s greatest Engineer.
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@Hilbe @FelipeBuccianti Elon is a different breed than other CROs. He has a lot of people in his cult that hold on to his every word. These other CEOs are not driving people to racist ideologies in such a huge way like Elon does. Trust me I used to be a huge Elon fan.
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@Alphafox78 Taylor Swift in 10 years
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@WatchingTLOD @dbrand @hirosskt @elonmusk Holy shit didnโ€™t know dbrand was based lol
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@sonaa4u @elonmusk Imagine one of these chasing you going 60 Miles an hour ๐Ÿฅฒ
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@AngryTomtweets Sora looks better but we are more likely to get access to Kling so they have my vote.
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@shrihacker I could honestly see the fear in my wifeโ€™s eyes as I watched all the demo videos. Iโ€™m probably going to be talking to this thing more than her lol
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@dachshundwizard @DailyLoud Exactly. Drake canโ€™t reach his level!
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@elder_plinius Not all capes wear heros!
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@DedalusDev I think at some point VLC would be able to play a random file we recieve from aliens lol
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@JohnDocJudge @TEDchris @mechadense Nope seems 100% meat. Big difference than all the fake plant based stuff out there.
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@elder_plinius Meh most open source models can do this. There is no need for them lobotomizing the model to prevent these outputs.
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@WallStreetSilv No one visits Poland anyway.
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@Carrie4901 @FedUpMajority @SarahisCensored This sentence is confusing and an insult to the English language.
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@thekarlkaufman @Culture_Crit Gold! People have more to live for than impressing people online.
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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Brah she didnโ€™t even hit the break once. Went full send ๐Ÿ’ฏ
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@SnyderCastle How about you give the new guy a chance? He looks good in the suit!
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๐’๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ๐ฆ๐š๐ง: ๐‹๐ž๐ ๐š๐œ๐ฒ - ๐๐ž๐ฐ ๐Œ๐š๐ง ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐’๐ญ๐ž๐ž๐ฅ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐‹๐จ๐ข๐ฌ ๐‹๐š๐ง๐ž | ๐„๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ญ๐š๐ข๐ง๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ ๐๐ž๐ฐ๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐„๐ง๐ญ๐š ๐€๐ˆ In this episode, we discuss the casting of David Corenswet and Rachel Brosnahan as the new Man of Steel and Lois Lane in the
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@ReallyHatePeeps @ssjex @ayeejuju Dude there is no hackers!! She is just being a hoe!
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@bitcoinking_eth @MarioNawfal @elonmusk Very true! I canโ€™t even find much details from the main stream media!
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@StephenCFU_ @gurgavin Isreal and Palestine war is the new shiny toy
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@RealDanODowd @MissJilianne You know I used to dislike you years ago cause I was in the cult. When I got super Musked by Elon by owning a Tesla with faulty FSD and the stock crashing, I realized you were right all this time. The cult is real and people need to break away from it. Elon is a fraudster.
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@dom_lucre Nah they are in side chick status now
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@TaRig_AlMuRaiRi @elonmusk Hmm looks good but you definitely added the videos in the slides yourself.
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@ReOpenChris @EdKrassen Frorida doesnโ€™t choose the president. Other states have to like the candidate also.
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@ylecun @elonmusk @bneiluj @how_many_roads_ Yann you are the man. Infinite the Engineer grifter Elon. His fans think he invented everything on earth lol.
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@krassenstein @JosephPino_ I live in the Midwest. There are stretches of over 100 miles without a super charger.
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@John_ElSuperman Hmmm I can see it!
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@adamdangelo Oh how the plot thickness ! We have motive here felllas!
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@CW_Insider @MrAndyNgo I canโ€™t even tell the difference lol
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@tyxhndrxx I means he does love her bananas lol
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@trarags_ Update: Wife began watching the video, got pissed and stormed off lol. I get to live another day.
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@joncoopertweets The same people that fight against affirmative action are the same people who donโ€™t want immigrants taking their jobs. If you want only the best to be considered then why do you not want companies to do the same?
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@LibertyCappy Straight facts
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@TeslaEnthusist Honestly this is the most annoying thing about my Tesla. I have driven other EVs and the range they tell you is the actual range you get. Tesla lies until you get about 50-40% then it magically becomes honest.
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@dom_lucre People over react for no reason. What about this real photo?
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@MarioNawfal Just like how Hamas got through Israelโ€™s security iron dome? This all sounds fishy and a sure journey to WWIII
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@immathiasyde @charliebholtz Use fission to make the molecules needed to create eggs lol.
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@Alphafox78 4 or 6. If I had to choose Iโ€™d say 6. The rest stop too much between sentences showing they are prepping their accent for the next sentence.
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@Sprinter99800 My dude will be #1 for friendly fire
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@OznovaPam @CollinRugg @Glendaragnarson @MarioNawfal 100% I have learned and had my eyes opened on so many topics in the last year since Elon took over Twitter. So much info was hidden or deleted by the previous guys.
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@C_N_F__on__X The problem is corruption I the distribution of the money. Same thing happens when we send money to Ukraine or African countries. The money needs to be spent directly on what is neeeded with no middle man. That is what China does when it invests in Africa.
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@coolname77 @brixwe Of course not. He is bringing home all the money from a long days work and still doing all that?
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@rowancheung NVIDIA is dominating the AI game! They are making the hardware for profit and software for free to get people hooked.
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@ZoeRoseBryant Haha you should see how they look in costume!
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๐’๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ๐ฆ๐š๐ง: ๐‹๐ž๐ ๐š๐œ๐ฒ - ๐๐ž๐ฐ ๐Œ๐š๐ง ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐’๐ญ๐ž๐ž๐ฅ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐‹๐จ๐ข๐ฌ ๐‹๐š๐ง๐ž | ๐„๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ญ๐š๐ข๐ง๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ ๐๐ž๐ฐ๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐„๐ง๐ญ๐š ๐€๐ˆ In this episode, we discuss the casting of David Corenswet and Rachel Brosnahan as the new Man of Steel and Lois Lane in the
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@Sindriava @burkov @STATICantine Yeah but the demo might be done on the same training data. Same thing happens with full self driving cars as they crap out in a lot of edge cases that is not in their training data.
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@WallStreetSilv Guess we have a new toy to play with
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@Shobeezy @raphousetv2 Thatโ€™s exactly what AI said! There is a lot of holes in this case!
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๐˜๐๐– ๐Œ๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ'๐ฌ ๐Œ๐ฎ๐ซ๐๐ž๐ซ ๐“๐ซ๐ข๐š๐ฅ: ๐€ ๐‘๐ž๐š๐ฅ-๐‹๐ข๐Ÿ๐ž ๐†๐š๐ฆ๐ž ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐“๐ก๐ซ๐จ๐ง๐ž๐ฌ ๐ƒ๐ซ๐š๐ฆ๐š? | ๐‚๐จ๐ฆ๐ž๐-๐€๐ˆ-๐ง ๐๐ž๐ฐ๐ฌ ๐๐ฎ๐ข๐ฉ๐ฌ Join Comed-AI-n and his AI robots, Enta and Pol, as they dive into the juicy details of the YNW Melly murder trial. YNW Melly, the
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@KingBlackBored Knew it was a pump and dump. I jumped in and out quick and made some vacation money. People hoping for a repeat last time did not learn how things ended last time. Take your profits and run.
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The corrosion issues needs to be addressed ASAP by @Tesla and @elonmusk . I ran into similar at just 1k above the warranty. There is no reason a car should have such issues from just running through the car wash. Do you guys not put your components through environmental testing?
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Another hour, another one Super Musked! Running a Tesla through a car wash results in a $4300 repair bill for a tiny connector, erasing any โ€œfuel savingsโ€ ๐Ÿ’€ $TSLA stealership aka โ€œserviceโ€ center, a defacto mafia racket, should fix these at no charge, but they wonโ€™t.
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@SophieAlex1 He looks in in handcuffs
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๐“๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ'๐ฌ ๐‹๐ž๐ ๐š๐ฅ ๐ƒ๐ซ๐š๐ฆ๐š: ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐’๐จ๐š๐ฉ ๐Ž๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ๐š ๐–๐ž ๐‚๐š๐ง'๐ญ ๐’๐ญ๐จ๐ฉ ๐–๐š๐ญ๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐  | ๐‚๐จ๐ฆ๐ž๐-๐€๐ˆ-๐ง ๐๐ž๐ฐ๐ฌ ๐๐ฎ๐ข๐ฉ๐ฌ Join Comed-AI-n, Enta, and Pol as they dive into the juicy news of former US President Donald Trump's legal drama. With 37 goddamn
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Who else has been double Musked by Elon Muskrat?
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@FudBos This is sadly the story for a lot of us. And a lot of people put a lot of their money on the line for false promises. And then we got the cars and got double Musked!
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@RoseAbbott47 @Arkypatriot @RightFight2023 @MattWallace888 I am all for immigration and taking in refugees. But they should be processed properly and vetted. None of this open border free for all. They donโ€™t even need a Trojan horse. They just walk right in.
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@ms18iahc @MarioNawfal And also denied by independent news sources.
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40 BABIES PROPAGANDA CAMPAIGN BY ISRAEL AND THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA DEBUNKED There were widespread reports claiming that Hamas had beheaded 40 infantsโ€”an utterly horrifying and evil act if true. However, in reality, there is no evidence or basis for this assertion, and it has
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@UnitreeRobotics The Tesla Uberbulls are sweating this morning lol
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@kakashiii111 Dude. Every company under the sun is saying they are spending billions on NVIDIA hardware. Not the same in my opinion.
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@thewooga @ms18iahc @MarioNawfal Exactly. Israel also killed a lot of babies in their current strike. Both sides are committing war crimes.
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@DramaAlert These ones of her in 10years?
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@_elzubeir @ylecun To expose Elon as the grifter that he is. This is what all us engineers and scientists have known for a while.
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@Gunnapack @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 For real! Run the opposite direction of the gun shot. Not your business whatโ€™s happening or why itโ€™s happening.
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@28delayslater Omar: โ€œMasterful gambit my lordโ€
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@Factschaser Itโ€™s sad the government is preventing us from getting these great cheap EVs.
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@LamarMK @Tesla @tesla_na @cybertruck @wmorrill3 @ABC Seems the CyberLemon keeps catching more victims. Tesla and Elon really dropped the ball on this one.
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@Dudemanbro123 @crazyclipsonly Yeah this is not totaled. I have seen jeeps rolled worse than this that keep going!
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@Sprinter99800 Dude is really coping.
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