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2 years

@iam_johnw I’m stealing this whole damn tweet format for my own evil purposes.

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@LisaMcCray This is basically an unboxing video. Let's see the long-term review 12 years from now when the baby weighs 150 pounds and is eating everything in sight! LOL!

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@_DrunkWaitress @katiemaryrich Never understood the Flo hate. I get liking her and I get indifference. But even dislike seems a bit much.

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@8wariorlittle @sqiouyilu She's a real one! My little boy is twelve now, but Backyardigans was the first show to make me resent my own son! I would watch it with him and think, "You are one lucky son-of-a-gun!" My favorite was Samurai Pie! I still hope he grows up and gets him a Uniqua! Great show!

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@Ryan_Ken_Acts And how many of those people recognize anger--the most common emotion among the "logical"--as an emotion, at all?

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@GeriPerna @RepMattGaetz @RepMTG @RepAndyBiggsAZ And she deserves every second of it. Saying that she just “broke a window” is like saying that your nephew just “tied a knot”.

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@girlsreallyrule I don't think Trump is coming back. He won't risk being in the courtroom and publicly corrected again. So now we have our solution. Every time he violates a gag order, make him appear in court, in person. And if he's found culpable, correct him publicly. On the spot.

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@briantylercohen Why aren't trump supporters bothered by being deceived like this? Why do they like being lied to?

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@lawofruby Beautiful. Trump’s entire defense depends on delay.

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@BubbleMagi @surlybassey Or, now drunk with power...

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@abc7newsbayarea This went on for twenty minutes. Why not just have security verify the guy? Or call the cops--did he call the cops? He ended up "protecting THEIR place" by knocking a different neighbor to the ground. Wild stuff.

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@MMaskedone @sm_kaylor I'm a male wondering what the fuck you are talking about. So...what?

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@Kyla_Lacey I'm glad they were there for you. This all reminds me of something I think about a good bit. You don't really want neighbors that "mind their business". You show me a neighborhood where everyone "minds their business" and I'll show you a shit neighborhood, every time.

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@KariLakeWarRoom @KariLake @katiehobbs Because @katiehobbs has a job. @KariLake doesn't.

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@Initra_Marilyn @KekePalmer I beg to differ. I keep telling y'all that a LOT of men really do blame their daughters/wives/etc. It's heartbreaking, but true.

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@megstalter I'm already married, but some women make you wish you were two men.

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@Ryan_Ken_Acts "You are supposed to bend to access the institution but you see how that same institution bends to meet them." This is deepness and I've seen it, too.

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@buckshotmonster @ReallyAmerican1 It's a gesture that I, a veteran and outdoorsman, appreciate! But we thank you for thinking of us!

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@Cleavon_MD @SusanSchutte2 Doesn't matter how he saw it. As the old joke goes, "How many legs does an elephant have if you count the trunk?" Still four. Your counting the trunk as a leg doesn't make it one.

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@MrJonCee I love this! They really got in his ass! And they are right—the shit is weird!

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@RepBrianMast @JacksonLeeTX18 It looks like they're moving it (badly) to another location/office, right?

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@RealTeaWithTia Why do you think all of these people were out to get Tory? Not just Meg, but the cops, the doctors, the prosecutors, the judge, etc.? What did he do to make them so mad? Was he about to buy NBC?😂

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@ProjectLincoln The real loser last night was the U.S. Constitution. Oh, and Tim Scott's "girlfriend"--who I hope gets paid thru the end of the week.

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@PopularLiberal Trump keeps claiming the judge refuses to respect the appeals court decision. If that’s true, why isn’t he appealing to the Appeals court? Because it’s nonsense. But it sounds good to the rubes.

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@parlertakes Reminds me of when a friend went to buy a very used car from a dealership. He thought the car seemed ok and asked if he could take it to a mechanic. "Why?" the salesman asked. "He's just going to tell you that something is wrong with it."

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@KariLakeWarRoom @katiehobbs I think the real problem for the Kari Lake campaign is that Kari Lake campaigned. And people really got to know her. And they didn't like her. If it's true--as Lake claims--that both the Democrats AND the GOP were against her, what chance did she have of winning?

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@DanielleNicki Flats. And it's not even close. I never knew Buffalo Wild Wings used to let you order all flats for free! I found out the day they added a surcharge and it was still, after the birth of my firstborn son, one of the happiest days of my life! (It hasn't been a great life...)

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@sandysnake57 @AtlBlerd @Tarryn_Lea @Aleggs5 @Ryan_Ken_Acts This is what "and I turned out fine" looks like.

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@ElieNYC ROFL! Bruh! I spent years angry at my mother's parentorial(?) incompetence as she raised six kids by herself. These days it is me and my wife versus one kid and most days he wins.

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@ALIPAC @wectnews This is one dumbass comment! LOL!

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@GLOEstick @RepBrianMast @JacksonLeeTX18 I agree. Still not proper, but the pearl-clutching is a bit much.

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@JSeachris @CJLawrenceEsq He ain't gon' beat it! LOL!

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@mcrane_12 I love this! My wife has set up a little library in our home, complete with a date stamp! Your tattoo is like a receipt from my childhood!

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@thegallowboob This is amazing. Who do these people think they are? Tarzan? Paul Bunyan? And some of the animals are out of order. I'd rather fight three king cobras than a chimp. No human could beat the chimp. They are twice as strong as humans, have opposable thumbs, and they bite.

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@RealVinnieJames LOL! “Trump’s attorney” is the start of a 1000 punch lines. Trump has had dozens of attorneys, all of them worthless at everything that wasn’t financial crimes. I like to think of them all as “future witnesses”! Lol!

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@Sky_Patrol_24 @ExtrFreeBurner @_Chalantless It’s easy to be calm when you’ve got power. She just didn’t think he would use it on her.

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@UniversallyCAPE @Ready_I_Rock @RISHELE No, it completely does. Her point is that folks online are doing house math without factoring in relevant data. You needing to add data to make the numbers work proves her point.

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@GodlessLiz "In the world, but not of the world." And it summed up my church perfectly as life was seen primarily as a waiting room for heaven, one full of temptations. Enjoying your life was not even a goal. Your goal was to stay pure long enough to find pleasure in heaven.

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@TheDixonWhite Damn, sir. Bravo. Also: "They can see white Jesus in the snow, but..." ROFL!

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@jimfrenchlab @ABC I think "altar" really captures it.

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@AnthonyDav1986 @thecarrollfam7 @cctvidiots Why in the hell would I have my employees work with that guy? Why would I allow him around my customers?

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@Kyla_Lacey I know a married couple that exchanged names. He's now John Smith-Jones. She's now Sue Jones-Smith. Or maybe they both became Smith-Jones. Something. When my highly-independent wife and I married 20 years ago, she surprised me by changing her name. Cuz ain't no way.

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@JSeachris @CJLawrenceEsq Yep. Witnesses. Tweets got his fingerprints all over 'em. He had means and motive. In the picture, it looks like his father is cooking somebody on AOL! Roasting their asses on dial up!😆

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@rgay The axe forgets, but the tree remembers. --Zimbabwean proverb

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@therealmrsbandy @fangirljolie Lol! Here we go again. I thought this was settled: you can leave, but you can't take the State with you!

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@_AbolishPolice_ @gilroy_stanley @nowthisnews I don’t think it’s worth it. I live in Illinois where we abolished it after multiple exonerations of Death Row inmates.

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@THEPATRlARCHY @baxie71 @J_Martin_Film @FrankFigliuzzi1 @TheBeatWithAri The alleged crimes are laughing back. Get Giuliani to explain them to you--he used the RICO laws to great effect as a prosecutor. I'm sure he'll make a worthy opponent as a defendant! LOL!

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@Clarknt67 @fencheeks This is true.

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@AnsaEdim @broadwaytail @Tinder I need this kind of honesty in my writing because they couldn't have gotten this out of me on The First 48. Following.

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@KariLake Imagine how much more potent this would be if it were signed, "Kari Lake, Governor of Arizona". Instead, it's from "failed gubernatorial candidate turned desperate senate race hopeful, Kari Lake, whose Governor is Katie Hobbs". Oh, what might have been!

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@amrschar @LisaMcCray You're right, of course. And I'm generally satisfied with the product. I just wish the "trash disposal" feature worked with less prompting. It's fiddly. I sometimes have to put in the request several times and even then there's a lot of whining from the unit.

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@ThatJunkman @AP I've seen your TL. You give not a damn about the homeless, the innocent, or the dying. Blow it out your fleshlight.

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@LloydPMacKay1 @ABC Good! Stay home!

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@iSaidddd @JamilahLemieux @VanityFair I’m a black man and I don’t think it does anything like that. Where do you see that? I don’t even think the things Chapelle says are “crazy—if that implies they are outside of the norm. Do you think “some” black men don’t talk that way? Do you know any?

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@HanoyShan @PegLulu2 No ex-President has done more after leaving office to secure his his place in history than Jimmy Carter.

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@LloydPMacKay1 @ABC "Hey, everyone! Cancel Christmas! Lloyd P MacKay isn't coming because we took down the free statue!" 😂 There are things more important than money, Lloyd.

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@jeremycarl4 @BlueandGray1864 @OilfieldRando It's not a celebration of reconciliation, but of Lost Cause nonsense. I look forward to its removal. Racists and traitors will have lost another round.

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@MatthewJshow @AP These attacks on Statue-Americans must end!

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@ChicoMendez20 @TG22110 Drop the last two lines of this story and it has so much Christmas Spirit!

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@keonnahamlett @meghanncuniff LOL! At BEST, God is using Lanez to show how his strongest warriors can stack time for years in prison for shooting a black woman and still come out on the other side—only to be deported! LOL!

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@CassyWearsHeels And we Democrats are quite pleased.

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@otfLastKing300 @meghanncuniff @theestallion I was just talking to God. He said he doesn't forgive Tory and is glad he's going to jail. He also said that you should listen to Meg's music again.

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@meiselasb He’s been swearing that he’s ahead in the polls by 50 points for a year. If he doesn’t win Iowa by 40/50 points, he “loses”. And I don’t think he will. Trump will not be the GOP nominee. You’ll see.

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@Mykeydrive @CassandraRules No. He's not. He's grifting. "I used to be the world's greatest liberal, with a heart set on justice and equality! But now I realize that liberals are demons in human form! Please send me money so that I can exorcise them!"

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@njbritton @kaitlancollins His popularity going up among people with whom he is already popular doesn’t do anything. You may love him more with each new embarrassment but that still only nets him one vote. Trump didn’t have enough votes in 2020. And he’s going to have less votes this time.

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@feelmyhelpcomin Yep. Lanez problem was that taking credit for shooting a black woman HELPED him. It got him attention, street cred, record sales. Scumbags rewarded him for the drama. He really did win in the Court of Public Opinion. But he lost in the Court of Law, so he's going to jail.

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@Honeybadger4USA @KariLake Oh, my goodness Wisconsin was beautiful! She trounced him! The system isn't broken just because you lose.

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@jake_tweet @caitiedelaney Dude, this is the meme I didn't know I needed! Got a guy on Medium constantly talking about the unfairness of Cancel Culture. I'm like, you mean how people aren't getting away with sh-t?

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@runninhatchet @LisaDH15 @julie_kelly2 I agree with Lisa. Only I'm not seething, I'm celebrating.

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@Kyla_Lacey If they'd just say, "I pay for ass. But I can't afford the high US prices, so I go overseas," I'd be cool. But it's always, "Overseas, I'm a king! Why can't US women see my alpha worth?" Sir, why can't you see that it's not your worth that has gone up, but the exchange rate?

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@Summer_Reignzz @Lesdoggg She was fantastic.

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@AnniePNJ Thanks for this. Now, I'm willing to bet that either Nestor or Matt has been using this "son" status for legal purposes. Financial Aid? Taxes? Immigration? We'll see.

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@RISHELE There are a LOT of house-poor folks out there. And a lot of people wondering why others can "afford" such houses when they can't seem to make the math work. Kudos for helping people think this through.

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@Kyla_Lacey Dudes get so mad when I say that some of them just don't like women. "I'm not saying you're gay," I must hasten to add before the fight starts. "You like having sex with women." "But you don't LIKE women." Blank stare. "I mean, do you?" Blank stare.

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@Kyla_Lacey I'm 52 years old. I had no idea that I would still be fucking up at this age. I tweeted this and a 70-year-guy said, "Have I got news for you..."

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@LibertyLayne01 Some folks would rather climb a tree and tell a lie than stand on the ground and tell the truth.

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@BehizyTweets Their plan is to argue Trump won and demand documents that they probably won’t get because the issue is settled. His alternative argument is that he made a “mistake“ in thinking that the election was stolen. But he won’t be able to prove that was reasonable and will go to jail.

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@Reuters These are fundamental differences. What would be the basis for continuing such a friendship? And while you can't choose family, you can damn well choose whether or not to spend time with them.

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@flightofsand Is the editor Robert M. Price, the New Testament scholar?!

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@J6patriotnews Isn't this the runner? He was on the lam for a while, right?

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@RobertBlue422 @meghanncuniff It's the same justice system that it has always been, except that the rich and connected may be *slightly* more likely to see justice than before. You don't have to like it, but it isn't new.

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@keithboykin "She goes to another school."

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@GrandOlPatriots The election was not stolen. Nothing happened in Detroit and Fulton County on election night in 2020 except that Trump lost. Trump is not even going to be the GOP nominee. And he's going to prison. A beautiful prison. A perfect prison.

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@MaxGlobetrotter @PopularLiberal Oh, I think he wants it, if for no other reason than he thinks it makes him untouchable. And he knows there are so many reasons for the law to want to touch him...

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@cooper_jaheim @meghanncuniff It’s because we don’t put any qualifiers on it. “Protect black women”. PERIOD. Even—and I know this sounds crazy—when it’s from black men. See? It all adds up—you just don’t like what it adds up to.

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@lawofruby You never want to need a legal "team". People commit whole murders and never have a legal "team"...

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@AnsaEdim Can I ask why you didn't start dating until you were 28? I normally wouldn't, but after this confession, we don't need to have any secrets between us!

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@WiseSquirrel_ I do. Where there is Trump—there is crime.

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