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Chaté 🐐

@Chatnovski

4 years

The rise to the top of this mountain has been biblical! #AnotherOneDown 🙏🏼📚🎓

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27 days

J. Cole apologized before Jadon Sancho 😭😭😭

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1 month

That social justice album is the most overrated album of my lifetime smh

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Cole really got half the TL openly slandering TPAB in unison. I’ve waited for this moment for YEARS.

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3 years

Our parents were not playing when they used to tell us relationships are for big people.

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1 month

Kendrick interviewed Tupac at the end of TPAB and you people pretended that wasn’t cringe 😔 I’ll never forget!!

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1 month

That social justice album is the most overrated album of my lifetime smh

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3 years

I’m single because after two arguments in a relationship I start to remind myself that I was born alone and this may not be necessary 🤔

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3 years

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3 years

Stop ferrying supporters when summoned by police-Inonge Wina

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6 years

That Fabregas and Sanchez moment. Deeper than all the twilight movies 💕💖

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2 years

I can even become Madalitso 🙏🏽

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2 years

If you want to be mad I can be madder

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4 years

Whoever made that avengers video of Zambian politics is a legend! 🔥😂

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9 months

Used a smaller lump of nshima as relish 😔

D A N N Y 🪂

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9 months

What is the brokest thing you’ve done?

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3 years

I hate when people post desperate things like “Anyone at Arcades?” Bro just go home 😂

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2 years

Festive🎅🎄

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3 years

Currently in my fourth year of being single. Dissertation will be ready in October 🙏🏽

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@Chatnovski

3 years

I guarantee you ECL didn’t think he was THIS unpopular. Surrounded by yes-men and detached from reality!

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2 years

Finally copped my certificate in Project Management 🙌🏽✅📚

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4 years

Don’t let all this Kanye West drama distract you from the fact that Bow Wow’s real name is Shadreck 😭😂

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@Chatnovski

3 years

Jay-Z’s so rich we’re all scared to comment on his hair 💀

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4 years

Someone told me Zambia probably only has COVID-12 because the government stole the other 7 😭

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6 months

You’re just thinking of football at break time and your classmate is telling you you’re not a real man 😫

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1 year

@NomahhTee Then look at the pressure a black teenage boy who’s still in Highschool has to deal with …

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2 years

When you live in Kalulushi and you go take a shower the whole house asks “You’re going to Kitwe?” 😭😭😭

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7 months

Then fact that HH won’t give us a long weekend around independence is proof that he used to write noise makers in class..

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2 years

Miracle Life is the Dacapo of churches 😂

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3 years

Zambia has been feeling like Pride Rock under Scar ever since certain dons won an election some years back..

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4 years

This app is becoming tinder. People just sliding everywhere like it’s adventure city 💀

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5 years

R&G placed Oktoberfest so close to Kalimba farm this year because they want you snakes to feel right at home 🐍💀

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2 years

Some of us don’t like being at home 🤷🏽‍♂️

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@Chatnovski

5 months

Apply for CDF

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6 months

Breakfast from the trenches😂

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2 years

G Day 🎈🥳🍻

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4 years

I want a long life, a legendary one 🙏🏽🌞

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5 years

Sometimes they aren't even his 💀

Sweetest Taboo ✨

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5 years

Again, your boyfriends friends are not your friends

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2 years

Playing the role of ‘male besty’ while secretly waiting for your chance is one of the WEAKEST things you can do as a man 😒

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2 years

You ask someone “what’s for Friday?” and they reply “Heyyyyy” on Saturday morning. Just focus on yourself.

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3 years

Just found out a girl I used to talk to a couple years ago is getting married instead of waiting for me to grow up. The nerve! 😒

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@Chatnovski

1 year

Level 4 is where Zesco comes to your home and blows out your candles

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@BuyoyaJonah

1 year

We're currently in Loadshedding Level 1. Level 1 (6 hours of loadshedding daily) Level 2 (9hours of loadshedding daily) Level 3 (12hours of loadshedding daily)

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4 years

Caught my boy texting his ex yesterday. Had to fwemba him by the belt like Zambian policemen 😩

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3 years

If I date you I’m gonna be calling you ‘boss’ and ‘chief’ quite a lot.

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4 years

This year everyone’s taking plates and I’m just here washing plates 😭

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2 years

As long as our grandmas think we’re handsome 🙏🏽

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5 years

He's not a good listener 😂

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5 years

asked him for a charger he brought me a phone guys😭😭😭😭 a FUCKING PHONE

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5 years

People will meet you in a bar and ask you why you're so drunk. You think I came here to play chess??

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4 years

“Problem when you laugh with oans they delela you!” - Abraham Lincoln

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3 years

Bally is in favour of relationships now I have to date 😭👎🏽

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3 years

HH’s twitter account congratulated me when I graduated a couple years ago and ever since then my dad has believed that he’s my friend 😫

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3 years

There’s a guy who posts the same selfie everytime there’s a ‘singles’ thread and I diiieee 😭😂

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3 years

ECL really left his babe 😭😭😭

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2 years

Ralf Rangnick and HH have the hardest jobs in the world.

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4 years

“I have a boyfriend.” The guy with a long nail on his pinky finger? 🤢

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@Chatnovski

4 years

Why do girls post Whatsapp stories like “Patricia you’re so crazy!” Just text Patricia boss don’t involve us 😒

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5 years

I'm 100% convinced UNZA students have a 'Riot' WhatsApp group where they plan this stuff overnight 😂

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3 years

If ECL wins next year we all need to find different countries to move to. He can govern himself 😒

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10 months

How long they choose to love you will never be your decision

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10 months

What’s the harshest truth you’ve learnt?

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3 years

Sometimes your mental health is fine. You just haven’t studied 💀

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4 years

The same bars that have already been open? Lol

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3 years

Haven’t felt this patriotic since we won AFCON back in 2012! 🔥

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4 years

Girls who’ve curved your DM’s have the nerve to come laugh at your funny tweets on the TL. Madam these jokes are for my friends okay? 😤😂

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18 days

People who still believe in ECL

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20 days

What is currently the greatest threat to international peace and security?

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3 years

Squid Games Zambia 💀

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3 years

I just want a masters without having to go back to school 😪

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2 years

Apple Music can remove a song from your region while you’re actually listening to it 😭😭😭

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2 years

The moment you hear one raindrop you have to start charging your phone 😫

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4 years

Arsenal think we haven’t noticed that it’s been 16 years since they won the league. 👀

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3 years

Zesco made me iron clothes before I slept and power still hasn’t gone 😂👏🏽 y’all won

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2 years

“Babe how come the keeper wears a different colour?” 😭😭😭

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2 years

Somebody’s son #MenInFinance #Lupiya

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4 months

Women really just like complaining. What’s wrong with me having a missed call from Power Tools at 3am?

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4 years

This is a typical Lusaka relationship 😩

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2 years

I can’t wait to get married and start liking dried fish like a typical Zambian man 😭😭😭

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3 years

People were so vocal about Prince Phillip’s death but can’t even name 5 of his songs 🙄😂

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2 years

I know everything that’s going on in Euphoria and I’ve never seen the show.

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4 years

Ain’t no view in the world that can make this chore fun 😂

THE MARATHON CONTINUES

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4 years

Imagine doing dishes with that view 💚

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3 years

PF

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3 years

Who struggles more with accountability? Men or women? 📝

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5 years

Nah first change your name to 'Burna Girl' so we know it's real.

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5 years

Congratulations to my baby on winning a BET award! 🏆👑 He the Best fr !

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2 years

Not everyday “be the bigger person”. I am not Goliath 🙅🏽‍♂️

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3 years

Marriage is the result of exaggerating your relationship 💀😂

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2 years

I hate clothes that try to be other clothes. Why does your vest have a hood? 😭

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3 years

The whole country just discovered twitter..

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4 years

Ready for the next chapter 👌🏽😌

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4 years

I promise you won’t die if you don’t get attention from people on this app 🤦🏽‍♂️

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3 years

A PF cadre will slap you for wearing a Man Utd Jersey because it’s red. Like brooo y’all don’t watch the Premier League? 😭😩

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5 years

Diplomatic Immunity 👌🏽📚👑✔

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2 years

Happy New Year guys, he is risen 🙏🏽

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4 years

Don’t come near me wearing an anklet & a nose ring cause I’ll just propose 😭

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7 months

Getting back with an ex seems hectic. All your friends hate her so you have to to start having dates in far places like Kalimba farm 😭😭😭

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4 years

The girl I like has a boyfriend but he’s really short. I wanna let him play games on my phone while I talk to her 😩💀

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4 months

It’s always been here, we just preferred black label..

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4 months

You guys are saying Corona is back? 😳

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2 years

I always clap when other people win but I’m ngl when niggas receive PS5’s as gifts I cross my arms. The jealousy is real 😭

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3 years

No music will ever come out of this relationship 💀

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3 years

Rihanna and ASAP Rocky in neon fur

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6 years

#NewProfilePic 🙏

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5 years

"Craving strokes and an e-wallet" You don't even realise how close you are to prostitution! 💀😂

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6 years

Sometimes your boyfriend posts pics of you just to upset his sidechick. Don't get flattered carelessly! 💀

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3 years

Big month for UPND and Manchester United 🙏🏽🔴

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2 years

I’ll never forget that someone tweeted “He is risen” on Christmas Day last year 😭😂

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4 years

Zambian NBA teams be like: Munali Heat Long Acres Lakers Bauleni Celtics Kabwe Bears Chelstone Bobcats Petauke Suns Ng’ombe State Warriors Olympia Thunder Mtendere Raptors Chicago’s Bulls Unza Jazz Mulungushi Bucks Lilayi Clippers cc @Cee_Thr33 😂😂😂

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4 years

I just don’t take enough pics but I promise I’m handsome 😭

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4 months

Being a woman is so easy. Just lying and drinking brutal fruit.

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3 years

“I started this fish farm with one bream” 😩😂

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8 months

Told my dawg I lost my birth certificate and he said the only solution is to be born again 😭😭😭

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3 years

How do you lose by a whole million 😭😭😭

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3 years

The fast and furious cast started as street racers & now all of a sudden they can kill military trained operatives 😭😭😭

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