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UPDATE: First three pages of The God Touched are lettered! Have a look at the prologue 😁🎉 Story by: @CertifiedFool_ (Me lol) Cover art by: @RominaJones Art by: Alejandro Radio Colors by: @CertifiedFool_ Letters by: Boknoykatok

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Disney used to work them kids to the bone! 😫

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Skskdjdhd these folks are really so homophobic that they’re questioning colors in an art room. Whew 😭

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They actually have episodes to watch

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The top streamed shows are almost all old. Why?

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Nah the real tea is Kourtney saying that she chooses to be a mother to her 3 kids; not to do photo shoots all day. WHEW.

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IM TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT DONALD TRUMP AND HIS FUCK ASS ADMINISTRATION BUT I NEED TO STAY AWARE OF WHATS HAPPENING

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The real villains were actually the government officials and scientists who greenlit a program to make clones in order to control the citizens and left them underground when it failed???????

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The movie villain. The real villain.

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Law don’t play about Zendaya at all

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how is he not humiliated

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Cardi B built an Instagram fan base that propelled her to Love and Hip-Hop which she then used as an opportunity to become a Grammy nominated artist co-hosting the Tonight Show while her peers are still “in the studio” and people get on here and act like she’s dumb. Wow

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How deep is your love???

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Not trying to be dramatic here, but there’s something sinister about Tik Tok turning every basic action into a life aesthetic or personality trait lmao

𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛.

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Soft black man trend lmaooooo

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4 years

So last night we lost one of our friends on the way to a party. Then I get on Twitter and see this...

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@CatchGifUCan

4 years

Been out in the streets since noon. My friends just hailed a cab so we could go to the next spot. There are five of us, so I volunteered to catch a separate cab and I would meet them there. I was able to hail one right after them. I’m going home.

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Someone said Tamera moved her hair out of the way to see if she really did look like a muppet and I have never been the same.

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I think about this often because if Bonnie had any chance or surviving, Annalise made sure she didn’t; all that shaking 😭😭

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Kamala really ate this up. Oh my god

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4 years

The real problem is that they’re out here charging $1200 for a $500 apartment.

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@javenemani

4 years

problem is I want a $1200 apartment for $500🙂

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2 years

It’s common practice to eat out on the day you do grocery shopping, right?

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4 years

Niggas give me jinkies!

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4 years

Zac Efron is Fred Amanda Seyfried is Daphne Gina Rodriguez is Velma Will Forte is Shaggy #SCOOB 5.15.2020

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my pronouns are

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MOTHER. #SheHulk

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7 years

"Lindsay Lohan open to sit with Trump and talk about her experience in Turkey; show him how America can help Syrian refugees." Fixed it.

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Lindsay Lohan on Working With Donald Trump: 'If You Can't Beat Him, Join Him' (VIDEO)

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@CertifiedFool_

5 months

Posting someone’s video with an intentionally misleading caption and then telling THEM to be careful what they post online is batshit levels of crazy

🌴 Josh Lekach 🌴

@JoshLekach

5 months

I DELETED THE POST ABOUT THE CORNELL UNIVERSITY KID AT HIS REQUEST

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Get Drake out of here and give this feature to DaBaby

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She’s an icon, I fear

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Hotlanta, what’s uuuuuup. It’s your girl Helen.

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5 years

Ikan apa ni ??? Mesti kuat membawang dalam laut 🤣

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@CertifiedFool_

2 years

If the leader of your friend group goes on a $200 date but brings nothing to the table, would you go to dinner with Jay-Z or be submissive to your man and go 50/50 on the rent. Keep in mind, his girl sits in the back seat when his mother is in the car.

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People are saying she needs to make up her mind, but idk. I like that she just does whatever she wants. Making music should be fun

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@ChloeBailey

1 month

boy bye 🙄

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3 years

Now why is Mulatto already using her powers for evil? smh

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6 years

Shit, Brazil might have to run through me...

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6 years

I might have to run through Brazil right quick ✈️

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2 years

Do straight men cover the man when they watch porn? Close one eye? How does that work?

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6 years

Me practicing my presentation vs. me actually presenting

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White House dinners 😍

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Sis is a genderless pronoun.

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Wendy Williams will straight up be like “So Jane Doe was out last night *turns to photo* Gorgeous legs but I’m not loving the outfit. Clap if you like it. Yeah yeah. On her way home the car swerved and she died. Yeah aww. Usher was also at that club with a mystery lady on his arm

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A Black man in a hoodie that says MASA. Are you not embarrassed?

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5 years

“Please drag me. I’m desperate for attention.”

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3 years

She posted a video on social media that falsely accused Chinese people of purposefully spreading the coronavirus to the public and now she wanna act like she’s Angela Davis. Pleaseeeee 😭

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@billboard

3 years

"I do think it’s kind of weird that if I show my ass or post a half-naked picture, it’s totally fine. But if I want to speak on systematic racism, religion or politics, then it’s like, “Wait a minute, you’re doing too much.” - @IAMSUMMERWALKER . Read more:

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5 years

Randomly came across this today. I’m very glad Orlando Brown is doing much better in life.

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2 years

Edible hit.

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KELENDRIA ROWLAND

@KELLYROWLAND

3 years

Above anything, love prevails! HAPPY #PRIDE MONTH!

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4 years

I also went on a date with a Que who cut me off mid sentence to bark at his line brothers and then told them I was his cousin when they walked over...

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When you’re being bullied by the Cat in the Hat

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3 years

No more bills.

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5 years

I had the spicy chicken sandwich from Popeyes for dinner last night and let me tell y’all...

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5 years

Nigga said retweet like there’s a serial killer on the loose 💀

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4 years

Cinematic Parallels.

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6 years

My friend called me crying because he found his boyfriend on Jack’d. I asked him why he himself was still on Jack’d and he got mad at me and hung up.

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Blue Ivy when she meets Hottie

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And she ate.

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Korra would be in an entire ocean fighting and she fucking chooses firebending.

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5 years

I’ll say this. That Dwight Howard thread managed to shame bottoms, out a trans woman minding her business, and shade Magic Johnson for having HIV when all that had to be said was “I’m being harassed and my life is being threatened”.

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6 months

Coincidentally, he says the craziest thing 37 seconds into this video 😭

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8 years

Bey: What's that mean? Jay: If Serena gets the next point she wins. Bey: GO BITCH. GET THE POINT!!

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2 years

“They made him a joke” and it’s a God who turned into rays of sunshine to have sex with a woman and turned his mistress into a cow to hide her from his wife. Zeus is the most unserious man lmao

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SnyderVerse Zeus vs MCU Zeus. They legit made him a joke 😭 #ThorLoveAndThunder

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Cardi B

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Just got my laser, pssy smooth like a dolphin 🐱 🐬

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@CertifiedFool_

6 years

The stripper hoe that never got cold is now front row at fashion shows kikiing with Anna Wintour and the respectability politics community is seething. I’m living for every minute of it.

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2 months

Ah yes, Korra. Famously known for *checks notes* having no hands

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@MJ_ken28

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@CertifiedFool_ Korra had the bending capability, she just couldn’t fight! She lacks hands! She’s that gurl that’s lowkey big for nothing

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1 year

Charles Xavier and Jean Grey. Exactly

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8 months

Hulu is increasing to $18 in October. Unsubscribing as we speak.

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4 years

This is like asking to normalize heterosexuality again. Monogamy has literally gone nowhere. A few poly couples pop up in the public eye and it’s the end of the world all of the sudden 😭😭

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Can we normalize monogamous relationship again.

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@CertifiedFool_

4 years

We don’t care. We’re done with people’s empty apologies given 5 minutes after they say some stupid shit. You stood on your hill, now die on it. We’ve got work to do out here.

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@aVeryRichBish

4 years

Do y'all accept Trina's apology?

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8 years

"According to the bible..."

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5 years

RuPaul when an application from a person of color crosses his desk.

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2 months

Charles Xavier has the best PR agent in the world

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Magneto vs Professor X

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Pegasus was 24 years old giving the girls a nasty read 😭

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4 years

They’d have ‘em doing shows, DCO movies, summer game events, running around Disney world doing interviews, “you’re watching Disney channel” clips, tours. Like... did these children ever sleep????

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3 years

Lynn Whitfield reading a script about a main character who has a loving mother

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@CertifiedFool_

1 year

No because why did she clear her like that? Just a nasty, evil woman lmaoooo

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7 years

This woman was about to miss the train so she threw her bag to stop the doors from closing. Her bag is on the train. She is not.

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@CertifiedFool_

4 years

A bunch of millionaires arguing if people deserve to make $15 an hour for work that keeps this country running. Spare me.

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I’ve noticed some of the traveling gurlz have been laying low lately. Clermont twins got the block hot.

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4 years

“Where’s the educational shit?” ...it’s an art classroom.

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1 year

“Soft life of a Black man” and he’s just reading a book LMAOOOOOOO

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@CertifiedFool_

8 years

Y'all mad about Beyonce having all black dancers like "Friends" didn't pretend black people didn't exist in New York or wherever the fuck.

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4 years

Crazy how people are protesting to be out during a pandemic instead of challenging the government to just give us more money while this passes. Oh well.

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@CertifiedFool_

7 years

Instead of the Mahi-Mahi, can I just get the one Mahi because I'm not that hungry?

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@CertifiedFool_

4 years

This has me screaming because the number of steps it takes to retweet a tweet has not changed 😭

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@defffkapp

4 years

me after a retweet now

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A real team. In a real universe.

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2 years

Church Girl.

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3 years

I ordered the 3 tender combo??????

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8 months

This was so… skskskdjd

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2 months

@h91667482 @arakkosuperstar Like what am I supposed to do with this?

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@TonyTh3King Me. FLOORED. He pushed me in the taxi and closed the door and everything

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@CertifiedFool_

1 year

So my daughter can’t shake her butt in the privacy of our home but putting the video of her shaking her butt online for strangers to save on their phone and post on Twitter to other strangers is perfectly logical…

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5 years

Blue Ivy at the 2011 VMAs when Beyonce started performing Love on Top.

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@CertifiedFool_

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Y’all be on here starting height and nose threads but now they have to “have a point” all of the sudden 😭😭

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@KiingKardashian

5 months

enough time has passed, what was the point of that HIV thread?

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@CertifiedFool_

4 years

@Of_Noble_Mien Don’t you mean the key to the Gay Agenda Codex? 😭

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@CertifiedFool_

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@LyriaSylvain THIS!! I miss filler so much. Like yes, I would actually like to see these characters just go to the mall and hijinks ensue. Christmas dinner episodes, anything! 😭

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CNN

@CNN

4 years

An asteroid believed to be worth $10,000 quadrillion is observed through the Hubble Telescope in a new study

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@CertifiedFool_

7 years

“I don’t get how y’all can eat ass.”

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@CertifiedFool_

1 year

Back in my day, we just went online and clicked checkout. What happened to that?

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@CertifiedFool_

4 years

@chulito_jotito You’d be 7 years old and a writer, director, main cast member, stunt double, scene extra, and soundtrack composer all on the same show 💀

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@CertifiedFool_

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@akperdue 😭😭😭

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@CertifiedFool_

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I love being quiet when I don’t know things

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@CertifiedFool_

8 years

Beyonce can't have all black dancers but y'all can just cast the entirety of Egypt with white people and see no problem. Fuck y'all.

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@CertifiedFool_

5 years

We gotta kill this “they were 18” narrative. Men 35+ pursued my 18 year old self. I “dated” a 36 year old who had a 17 year old son. I had a false sense of adulthood and they used that. Told me to not “waste time with the lil boys on campus”. It’s creepy and it needs to end.

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@CertifiedFool_

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If you turn to Proverbs chapter 6, verse 17 you will see that lying is an abomination, yet y'all on here lying about y'all dusty lives daily

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