Mrs. van Dijk @Ceennamon_ Twitter profile

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

8 months

Remember the “Why”.

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

4 years

This them new Covid 19s 😭

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

2 years

Anyting Zimi seh

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

1 year

My body still fire but this pic goes hard

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@saveannah

3 years

quote this tweet with a picture of when you just KNEW your body was FIRE 🔥👀

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

5 months

I have this bad habit of messaging somebody when they cross my mind and then not responding or following up with the convo 😭

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

1 year

Knowing when to leave is also maturity.

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

2 years

Good times & tan lines.

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

1 year

Republic beach babe

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

2 years

Dear Yohan, Despite not qualifying for the finals, you’ve done your country proud 🇯🇲

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

5 years

Guyyyyssss, I passed my bar exams. I’m gonna be a whole lawyer 😭. Nobody but GOD! 🙏🏽

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

2 years

Ntn nuh bun me like when me spend money pon taste bad food.

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

1 year

This week, a hot new bombshell enters the villa:

Usain St. Leo Bolt

@usainbolt

1 year

Hublot Loves Summer @Hublot 🏝️😎🌊

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

5 years

“Only whores and prostitutes wear anklets”

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

1 year

Tomorrow is Monday again

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

2 years

I’ve stopped saying “I saw that already” when someone shares content with me that I’ve already seen. I just give the same reaction I had when I first saw it.

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

4 years

This whole “soup on Saturdays” tradition will DEFINITELY end with me. No waaaaay I’m subjecting my children to that. 🗣SOUP CYAA FULL NOBODY BELLY

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

4 months

Eastsyde chop off a head widdi choppa. Sixteen choppa, long like waka

Nature is Amazing ☘️

@AMAZlNGNATURE

4 months

2 raccoons trying to open a door

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

2 years

Ok, but let’s say the storm came. WAH UNNUH DID AGO DO WID TEN BREAD ANYWAY?!?!?!

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

2 years

Me digging up Mr. Wacky to save us:

The Tropixs

@Tropixsofficial

2 years

New Dance alert 🚨 “ELBOW”

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

2 years

Sizzla and his followers reminding us why it’s important to have people of substance around us.

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

5 years

Currently in need of a big hug from God.

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

1 year

You know the sleep was good. Look how him crush up 😭

Romeo

@Romeoohhh

1 year

A bear emerging from hibernation (credit to whiterockbearsanctuary)

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

7 months

Anyway, who’s hiring? Cuz me just shout afta my boss 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

5 years

Call me Candrick Lamar, cuz I got bars #AttorneyInWaiting ✨

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

2 years

Your parents name you ‘Ronaldinho’ and a Schools’ Challenge Quiz you gone play?!

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

3 years

If Kimberly Megan & Shenseea had a baby:

Kennedy Cymone

@simplykennedy_

6 years

Mannn I'd hate me too 🤷🏽‍♀️

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

4 years

Andrew: JPS is not necessarily classified as essential... JPS:

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

3 years

Life’s good.

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

3 months

Tomorrow is Election Day and nobody nuh try buy my vote yet. A wah?? Me look incorruptible????

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

3 years

Lotus Flower Bomb was such a bangerrrrr

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

2 years

Rio de Jamaica

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

3 years

The bad blood between Shelly and Elaine cuda park likkle for this event. Nah lie

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

3 years

Golden hour ✨

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

7 months

It’s always “You appeared in 8 searches this week” and never “Here are 8 job offers.”

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

5 years

5’6, 153lbs

💸𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓱 𝓐𝓾𝓷𝓣𝓪𝓮 🥂✨

@TaeTaeRebel

5 years

I'm 5'6, 115.2 lbs😊 hbu?

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

3 years

Covid

Chris Malachi.

@ChrisMalachi

3 years

Lol why dem block out "finger lickin"?

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

5 years

When you’re in a relationship, you cyaaa give anybody any ammunition fi come feel like dem waan style your significant other. Nuh entertain certain things or certain people. Respect your partner. Respect the relationship. Respect yourself.

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

11 months

So you can’t do this after going to parties? I’m confused lol

Invis🧜‍♀️

@invis4yo

11 months

better than going to parties.

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

1 year

𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

1 year

Define “Peak mobile phone game”

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

2 years

Lightning by Mortimer will forever be THAT song

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

5 years

-From Portland, with love💙

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

2 years

Kill every client dead, dem a your only client.

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

10 months

Bellevue Hospital Jamaica

@BVHofficialja

10 months

Hey. You OK?

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

2 years

Zimi seh beach

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

10 months

A Jamaican parenting cause that enuh. Imagine you come first and vex 😭

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

2 years

Me scrolling thru the TL:

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

1 year

Not a khaki shirt boy a beg me for a minute of my time 😭

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

1 year

Whoever planning Burna concert nuh ready yet! Dem a release the information backwards & they’ve created ultra VIP (which is not even on the ticket website) & totally screwed over VIP patrons. They’ve also recently made the distinction between general bleachers and grandstand…

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

2 years

Can we stop with this “Tier” BS for parties??! Please! Let’s just go back to pre-sold and gate price. Please!

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

5 years

I am woman ♀️

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

10 months

Bolt ran 9.58 and the 19.19 at the same championship 🥱

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

10 months

Jamaica Gleaner

@JamaicaGleaner

10 months

#BudaQuest : Antonio Watson sets a new personal best, clocking 44.13 seconds to clinch victory in the first semi-final of the 400m at the 2023 World Athletics Championships in Budapest, Hungary. #GLNRSports 📸 @taylor2nd

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

3 years

I know a lawyer who is selling sex toys on their IG. Say what you wanna say.

cdw ❅

@ChadWynter_

3 years

bwoi sometimes I wish I could speak freely on this platform

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

3 years

OUR FIRST OLYMPIC GOLD FROM A MAN. THANK YOU PARCHMENTTT🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

4 years

And on this day, December 10, 2019, I entered my name on the Roll of Attorneys licensed to practise in the island of Jamaica. Officially an Attorney-at-Law🙏🏽👩🏽‍⚖️

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

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Dom

@Dom_mcc

6 months

Good food 🤝🏾

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

1 year

A Jamaican parent: So wahppen to the other three? Why didn’t you score in all of them, Marcus??!

B/R Football

@brfootball

1 year

Marcus Rashford has played 16 games since returning from the World Cup. He's scored in 13 of them 👉😤

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

1 year

Do it matter?

@TreforTre

1 year

lemme see y’all in pink right now 😡

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

1 year

11:11 a fully remote (work from anywhere) position that pays in USD ✨

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

11 months

I’ll be down by the riverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

11 months

Why couldn’t you just zoom in on her face ONLY? We only want to see her face! This is disgusting 😭

1caribbean🦋🇹🇹

@1caribbean_

11 months

God bless Caribbean women 😅🥰🔥

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

3 months

Ok but Jai Fraiis ask Bailey if him have more pickney out deh and Bailey cardiac nearly arrest him 😭😭🤐🤐

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

7 months

My brain always mix up Old Harbour and Harbour View 🤔

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

1 year

Sugar and spice cake.

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

1 year

IIIIIIIIII, I WILL NEVER MISS A NEXT CARNIVAAAL AGAAAAAIIIN 🎶 #Yardmas #carnival2023 P.S. I did my own hair and makeup.

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

6 months

I really love sleeping. I wish I could get paid to sleep.

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

4 years

Don’t mind if I do 💅🏽✨

Dat Gal💋

@neshuhb

4 years

Show yourself off.💋

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

9 months

I’m so used to being a passenger princess that I just walked to the car, opened it and sat in the passenger seat. Mind you, a me a drive 😭

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

5 years

Me stop vouch and swear for people. I put nothing past anybody. Get fi realize seh people different round other people and most times, you only see the sides of them that they want you to see.

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

2 months

I ❤️ Shona, I mean Soca. @shhonalee

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

6 months

If I invite you to a games night, just know these are the kind of games we playinnnn

🍬 K Luxx ™😉

@_duchessk

6 months

What you doing ?

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

2 years

Bere history me live fi see enuh

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

4 months

Anyway, a suh ooman must have batty and know how fi move it!

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

1 year

Drinking out of a cooler you contributed nothing towards is crazy to me

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

2 years

So a wife is supposed to pay half rent, half utilities and pay for half the groceries and still do all the house work and cooking while working a 9-5??? Mental illness.

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

3 years

“That’s how you qualify, unlike her compatriot Shericka Jackson from the previous heat” Me dead yffff 💀💀💀

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

10 months

Absolutely nothing good comes from me sitting down and thinking too long.

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

11 months

Tami teaching Wayne how fi Drift and tell the man seh “If it feels natural to you, its probably wrong” 😭😭😭😭😭😭💀

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

2 years

All of unnuh wrong. Ketchup nuffi go pon fries at all 😷

_TOMOTV

@_TomoTV

2 years

How do you eat your fries? 🍟

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

1 year

Spending money on taste bad food is honestly the worst.

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

4 years

2015 vs 2020

charlie 🪼

@Ouch_Charlieeee

4 years

Can I get a 2015 vs 2020 thread 😂 let me see how y’all was looking 5 years ago 👀

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

11 months

Kmt. I thought this was gonna be porn 🍅🍅🍅

C H E F O M R

@itsowayne

11 months

Adults Only, open this when you're alone.

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

5 years

Staying in a r/ship just because it’s been a long lasting one and you’re afraid that leaving will mean you wasted your time isn’t a good enough reason to stay. If you’re not happy and staying, you’re only wasting more time.

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

2 years

I wish twitter’s block/mute feature allowed us to upload images of someone and the system uses facial recognition to make sure we never see that person on our TL again…

Khalil Underwood

@RealKhalilU

2 years

She make me not like pizza no more

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

11 months

I want this cake for my next birthday 😂

The Petite Cook♡😎

@ClaireZDuri

11 months

Goodbye 26✌🏻

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

5 years

Avoid Marcus Garvey Drive guys!

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

11 months

If tacbar ever decides to change their waitress uniform…

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@itsloriharvey

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

1 year

Portmore needs a sushi bar and an Indian food spot. We also need a proper Chinese food spot aaannnddd we need a nice likkle restaurant where we can have a nice dining experience and eat good food.

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

1 year

We’re at that age where our grandparents are getting ready to pass on and I am not ready at all.

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

1 year

Btw, I stopped at a wholesale in Mountain View yesterday and bought: - 6 eggs - 3 cinnamon rolls - 1 wheat crackers - 1 hair brush - 1 tail comb I gave the lady $1000 and got back change 🥲

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

4 months

Idc how cold it is. I am sleeping with the fan ON.

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

9 months

I act like I’m ok, but deep down I wanna be in Portland at a river🥲

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Mrs. van Dijk

@Ceennamon_

1 year

Please tell me how as a policeman you’re going to use your resources and put these stones on a COMMUNITY FOOTBALL FIELD and say you don’t want the young men playing ball because the dust blowing in your yard. BFFR. @FitzJacksonpnp1 @JamaicaConstab