Actor in Asheville, NC. Narrator of
@nightvaleradio
and
@randomhorror9
Neo-Futurist. Accept no substitutes or government-created clones. Gay/Queer (he/him)
I met the horniest old woman in my knitting class yesterday, and I think I'm in love. We talked about how we both wanna bang a park ranger before we die. 😏
Just telling someone you are healthy and living with
#HIV
is a revolutionary act. It's why I came out as HIV+ on social media; we can all be heroes and end the epidemic in our lifetime.
#EndHIVstigma
#WorldAIDSDay
Here's to all my strong, beautiful trans boys and trans girls out there who are fighting everyday for love and acceptance... you are not alone, and I am committed to being your
#ally
, your
#friend
and
#brother
. Xoxo
#TransDayOfVisibility
#WithTheT
4 hours into Stardew
#Valley
, and I'm an all-black-clad hipster named Carl (and his cat, The Professor), who does nothing but grow blueberries and ignore people in town.
For the last 6 years people have been telling me that my voice has been their touchstone when faced with anxiety, depression, alienation, hard times.
I cannot be my own touchstone.
#butiampagliacci
Hey fans of a thing.... if you jump onto stage during a
@NightValeRadio
live show, I will personally curse you and your family for seven generations. So don't that, ok? Unless you (and your kids and your kid's kids) really like uncomfortable bowel movements.
#stageetiquitte
I just got a text from an old fuck-buddy accusing me of perpetrating some sort of crime or conspiracy against him over the course of 3 years. And I'm like, I dont even have the energy to open my mail most days , so an epic slow burn revenge scheme seems like a stretch. Yikes.
Uh oh, I think I have an actual date this weekend.... like a wash-your-balls-trim-the-nose-hair-and-meet-at-a-restaurant-in-nice-clothes kinda first date.
Twitter Person: Here's a thing I MUST have read in your voice! GOTTA HAVE IT!
Me: Cool-- here's my going rate for voice over projects..."
TP: Oh, I thought you'd do it for free cause I think it would be funny.
Me: 🙄
#freelanceproblems
For the fans of night vale in Boulder who didn't scream things at me on stage all night or jump up and harass our musicians-- thank you for being awesome!
My neighbor just held their cat out over their balcony, sang the first few notes of The Lion King at full voice, then went back inside... and I'm fascinated.
Muttered "Sweet!" under my breath at the grocery store today, upon finding canned soup on sale.
Verdict: officially old.
(But it *was* a really good deal)