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Cecil Baldwin

@CecilBaldwinIII

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Actor in Asheville, NC. Narrator of @nightvaleradio and @randomhorror9 Neo-Futurist. Accept no substitutes or government-created clones. Gay/Queer (he/him)

Asheville, NC
Joined January 2014
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@CecilBaldwinIII
Cecil Baldwin
7 years
A Confereate flag is to the U.S. what the swastika is to Germany, an embarrassment to history. Your #MAGA hats are no different.
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@CecilBaldwinIII
Cecil Baldwin
1 year
I met the horniest old woman in my knitting class yesterday, and I think I'm in love. We talked about how we both wanna bang a park ranger before we die. 😏
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@CecilBaldwinIII
Cecil Baldwin
8 years
Dear Matt Bomer, You're great, but you're neither strong nor brave playing a trans character. You're just taking a role from a trans actor.
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Cecil Baldwin
8 years
I am a skinny, hairy HIV+ gay man who smokes pot and battles with anxiety... And I love my queerness! #queerselflove @dylanmarron
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@CecilBaldwinIII
Cecil Baldwin
3 years
My career has peaked! #jeopardy ! #WelcometoNightVale
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Cecil Baldwin
6 years
Did someone say #LGBTQTwiter ????
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Cecil Baldwin
6 years
Just telling someone you are healthy and living with #HIV is a revolutionary act. It's why I came out as HIV+ on social media; we can all be heroes and end the epidemic in our lifetime. #EndHIVstigma #WorldAIDSDay
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@denverpost
The Denver Post
4 years
BREAKING: After 21 years, the Pepsi Center will be renamed Ball Arena
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@CecilBaldwinIII
Cecil Baldwin
7 years
Guess who just got a muthafuckin grant from the muthafuckin U-S-of-A to teach storytelling/theatre & lecture on HIV in muthafuckin Portugal!
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@CecilBaldwinIII
Cecil Baldwin
4 years
Fuck your Disney World vacation
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Cecil Baldwin
10 years
We understand the lights above the Arby's. Indianapolis, 2014. @dylanmarron @NightValeRadio photo by @sockmuppetshow http://t.co/oLJk5KjkHB
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Cecil Baldwin
6 years
If you can learn the Greek alphabet in time for pledge week, you can learn someone's pronouns 😉
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@CecilBaldwinIII
Cecil Baldwin
7 years
I'm a Jewish faggot from east Tennessee. Grew up with "heritage not hate." Didn't believe it then and certainly don't now.
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Cecil Baldwin
6 years
Imagine being so fragile that the Starbucks winter cup design is your number one issue with the world right now.
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Cecil Baldwin
4 years
I love getting residual checks from Disney and using them to buy drugs and cigarettes.
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Cecil Baldwin
7 years
"The Party told you to reject all evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." -George Orwell, 1984
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Cecil Baldwin
7 years
I was 10 when first called a kike. 15 when first called faggot. 17 when I took my first punch for being queer. #HateSpeechIsNotFreeSpeech
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Cecil Baldwin
7 years
I'll play! #LGBTBabes
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Cecil Baldwin
7 years
I ain't no model... But I'll gladly take a stand on #WorldAIDSDay2016 to fight HIV+ stigma! @GMFA_UK @FSmagazineUK #endthestigma
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6 years
#nycpride 🏳️‍🌈
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Cecil Baldwin
5 years
Here's to all my strong, beautiful trans boys and trans girls out there who are fighting everyday for love and acceptance... you are not alone, and I am committed to being your #ally , your #friend and #brother . Xoxo #TransDayOfVisibility #WithTheT
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Cecil Baldwin
9 years
By ratio of population, the death of one lion is equal to the deaths of roughly 2,000,000 people. #CecilTheLion
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Cecil Baldwin
6 years
4 hours into Stardew #Valley , and I'm an all-black-clad hipster named Carl (and his cat, The Professor), who does nothing but grow blueberries and ignore people in town.
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Cecil Baldwin
3 years
Excited to buy a bedside reading lamp-- this is what middle-aged homosexuality looks like.
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Cecil Baldwin
4 years
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Cecil Baldwin
7 years
Dear Pride gods, Just once I'd like to sit next to the (single) handsome gay millionaire on an intercontinental flight. Amen.
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Cecil Baldwin
6 years
Amending Xmas list after seeing #TheLastJedi : --Porg family pet (duh) --Rebel Alliance ring --Adam Driver on top of me
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Cecil Baldwin
4 years
Xmas day activities include: -not putting on pants -baking -getting baked
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Cecil Baldwin
4 years
For the last 6 years people have been telling me that my voice has been their touchstone when faced with anxiety, depression, alienation, hard times. I cannot be my own touchstone. #butiampagliacci
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Cecil Baldwin
4 years
I'm this close to starting a FansOnly account of me in a jockstrap reading the complete works of Franz Kafka. Would subscribe? Y/N
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Cecil Baldwin
6 years
All I've ever wanted to be is gay Vincent Price.
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Cecil Baldwin
2 years
Whenever someone shows romantic or sexual interest in me, I immediately question their taste.
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Cecil Baldwin
9 years
Happy Halloween from Cecilos.... Don't give up the ship! @dylanmarron @LadyBash
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Cecil Baldwin
5 years
Once had someone lip sync Celine Dion's My Heart Will Go On into my dick like a karaoke microphone while giving me a bj. I thought I was being Punk'd
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Cecil Baldwin
3 years
Smoking weed and watching hi-def earth science documentaries is my new boyfriend.
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Cecil Baldwin
5 years
Hey fans of a thing.... if you jump onto stage during a @NightValeRadio live show, I will personally curse you and your family for seven generations. So don't that, ok? Unless you (and your kids and your kid's kids) really like uncomfortable bowel movements. #stageetiquitte
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Cecil Baldwin
2 years
I just got a text from an old fuck-buddy accusing me of perpetrating some sort of crime or conspiracy against him over the course of 3 years. And I'm like, I dont even have the energy to open my mail most days , so an epic slow burn revenge scheme seems like a stretch. Yikes.
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Cecil Baldwin
2 years
Uh oh, I think I have an actual date this weekend.... like a wash-your-balls-trim-the-nose-hair-and-meet-at-a-restaurant-in-nice-clothes kinda first date.
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Cecil Baldwin
8 years
Check out my @GayTimesMag interview about touring with @NightValeRadio ! Photo by (the debonair) @cleverprime
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Cecil Baldwin
2 years
I'm so tired of men.
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Cecil Baldwin
3 years
Ummm why did no one tell me Elliot Page is ripped and hot af?!
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Cecil Baldwin
4 years
I just want a hug
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Cecil Baldwin
4 years
Sunday plans: coffee, no pants, Legend of Korra. All mf day.
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Cecil Baldwin
6 years
What have I gotten myself into?!? #helloeverybirdie #hatofulboyfriend
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Cecil Baldwin
6 years
Twitter Person: Here's a thing I MUST have read in your voice! GOTTA HAVE IT! Me: Cool-- here's my going rate for voice over projects..." TP: Oh, I thought you'd do it for free cause I think it would be funny. Me: 🙄 #freelanceproblems
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Cecil Baldwin
6 years
They say you should do one thing a day that that scares you.... Tonight I'm reading beat poetry at a Brooklyn sex party, so there you go.
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Cecil Baldwin
3 years
I know absolutely nothing about Pokemon.... should I watch Detective Pikachu?
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Cecil Baldwin
4 years
Name a Jewish Disney cartoon character... I'll wait.
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Cecil Baldwin
4 years
Thought about downloading HP: Wizards Unite, then I was like "Naw, that TERF has enough money"
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Cecil Baldwin
2 years
Fuck, I did it again. Stoned and grocery shopping, came home with an entire sundae bar.
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Cecil Baldwin
4 years
I'm imagining the history textbooks 100 yrs from now with lengthy footnotes explaining the political significance of K-pop
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Cecil Baldwin
9 years
Taking myself out to dinner and a movie date night... a "masterdate," if you will
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Cecil Baldwin
3 years
Someone made flirty-eyes at me in the coffeeshop today.... as a middle-aged gay man, it was a nice reminder that Daddy's still got it.
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Cecil Baldwin
8 years
Transgender access to bathrooms worldwide... Come on y'all, it's 2016. We can handle this!
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Cecil Baldwin
8 years
Koala-friend loves my dad jokes... You wouldn't get it.
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Cecil Baldwin
7 years
Someone just told me I sound like Smaug when I wake up from a nap... And I'm like, "That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me."
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Cecil Baldwin
7 years
It's my birthday... Send nudes. 😉
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Cecil Baldwin
8 years
Really the only reason I play Neko Atsume is to name kitties after my friends, and then take pictures of their butts. 🍑😻
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Cecil Baldwin
7 years
Hello nachos, my old friend. I've come to dine on you again...
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Cecil Baldwin
3 years
Today I am 21 twice-again.
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Cecil Baldwin
7 years
...AND I AM STILL NOT IMPRESSED OR AFRAID.
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Cecil Baldwin
6 years
Welcome to Night Vale//Sailor Moon Midnight Zero radio crossover plz
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Cecil Baldwin
3 years
Isn't it (way past time) our country bans flying the Confederate flag in public?
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Cecil Baldwin
7 years
Honestly the only Christmas eve plans I have are: 1) Make pot butter (for cookies) 2) Buy a dildo 3) Watch Black Christmas (1974)
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Cecil Baldwin
6 years
I have only two lewks this tour: High Goth and Rockabilly Faggot.
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Cecil Baldwin
6 years
If I were to unfollow all the thirst trap muscle gays of Instagram that I've fallen for, what would be left? What would be left, Cecil, what indeed?
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Cecil Baldwin
3 years
Now the real work begins, bit like, Monday ok?
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Cecil Baldwin
6 years
I did yoga yesterday... where's my 2018 beach body already?!?
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Cecil Baldwin
7 years
Everyday I live the "evil" gay agenda. #yeshomo
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Cecil Baldwin
4 years
Fucking Fire Nation.... amirite?!
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Cecil Baldwin
4 years
If you ever use the term "scamdemic" to my face, I will punch you. And immediately go wash my hands.
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Cecil Baldwin
4 years
Godzilla is my boyfriend now
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Cecil Baldwin
5 years
For the fans of night vale in Boulder who didn't scream things at me on stage all night or jump up and harass our musicians-- thank you for being awesome!
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Cecil Baldwin
3 years
My neighbor just held their cat out over their balcony, sang the first few notes of The Lion King at full voice, then went back inside... and I'm fascinated.
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Cecil Baldwin
4 years
Opinions are like assholes-- if you don't relax, it'll just hurt more when I'm fucking you.
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Cecil Baldwin
7 years
Trans people are not a disruption! Rethinking our failing systems of treatment for U.S. vets post-combat with PTSD and/or depression is.
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Cecil Baldwin
4 years
FUCK My health insurance is going to be over $1000 a month. I can't afford to live in this county for much longer.
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Cecil Baldwin
4 years
How does that saying go... When God closes a door, he usually locks it and sets the house on fire? Something like that...
@NightValeRadio
Night Vale podcast
4 years
Some big news about our 2020 World Tour from @CecilBaldwinIII ! Get tickets:
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Cecil Baldwin
2 years
He's a 10, but out of 100.
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Cecil Baldwin
2 years
Throwback to 2018 (btw, wasn't the first time, wasn't the last)
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Cecil Baldwin
8 years
Tips for enjoying a Night Vale show... Don't be basic and shut the fuck up. Keep it cute.
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Cecil Baldwin
7 years
Can no one explain to me why the candlestick was the only one with a French accent?
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Cecil Baldwin
6 years
Muttered "Sweet!" under my breath at the grocery store today, upon finding canned soup on sale. Verdict: officially old. (But it *was* a really good deal)
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Cecil Baldwin
6 years
Moving out of the "long baths listening to Lana Del Ray and Adele" phase of the breakup... so that's progress.
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Cecil Baldwin
2 years
Today might be the day I go on hunger strike outside Gilead until my HIV meds cost less than $1,500/month (after insurance). #universalhealthcarenow
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Cecil Baldwin
7 years
I am *this close* to being able to sing along with the #FullMetalAlchemist theme song in Japanese... I'm in deep y'all! #AnimeWeek
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Cecil Baldwin
6 years
#LGBTQtwitter (redux) 4 images and a typo cannot withstand my queerness... I CONTAIN MULTITUDES!
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Cecil Baldwin
4 years
Have a heart, leave a heart. Need a heart, take a heart. Official @NightValeRadio VDay swag from @topatoco
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Cecil Baldwin
4 years
Bad news: today I've got some serious apartment cleaning to do Good news: I'm starting with my costume trunk!
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Cecil Baldwin
4 years
Aaaaand my life has found competition. Thank you, Jeffrey 🙏
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jeffrey cranor
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Cecil Baldwin
6 years
Current lovelife: You look like a nice young man...shall we mutually destroy one another?
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Cecil Baldwin
2 years
You better believe I dress cute to go to Whole Foods EVERY TIME in case I meet my next husband there.
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Cecil Baldwin
6 years
Comfy shoes, slutty underwear, lube... yup, all packed for London vacation!
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Cecil Baldwin
7 years
Feeling very autumnal today 🍁🍂🍁
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Cecil Baldwin
7 years
Note to self: Don't go grocery shopping when hungry... or high.
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Cecil Baldwin
7 years
Everyday @realDonaldTrump proves his fragile ego is more important than the wellbeing of the people he was elected to serve #NotMyPresident
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Cecil Baldwin
4 years
Oooooh I got called a fascist by a Twitter bot! How exciting!
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Cecil Baldwin
4 years
Today's single & gay quarantine level of depravity: dm'ing ex-boyfriends with heart eyes emoji
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