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Eelam Musk

@CatizenKane

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Old chunk of coal. Cat Hoarder. Newcastle United for life.

Joined January 2020
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@CatizenKane
Eelam Musk
1 month
On January 6th, a friend texted me. He'd found an injured dog by a garbage dump in Bangalore. It couldn't walk, it couldn't even stand. Most of its fur was gone, it was covered in sores. He didn't have the time to help it but sent me this picture. ๐Ÿงต๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ
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While we love him to bits and wish we could keep him, we need to make room for other rescues. And though it breaks our hearts to give him up, Bruno needs a forever home. If you or anyone you know can give him the home he deserves, DM me. He will change your life.
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Bruno's legs have healed fully. Incredibly, despite all the suffering, he is gentle and loving to a fault. He does not bark at other dogs, is comfortable and gentle around cats, and only raises his voice at humans when he can't contain his excitement around meal times.
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Bruno had other ideas. It took 2 hours of fluids + being covered in damp towels to breathe some life into him. He was covered in ticks and fleas, which meant I was covered in the same. But then he raised his head for the first time, and none of that mattered.
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We introduced him to our other rescues, who loved him almost instantly. That's the thing with Bruno. He loves unconditionally and sparks love in everyone around him as well. Here's Bruno with his fellow rescues, Yeti and Mizu. Oh, and the remnants of what was once a mattress.
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A few days and a bath later, Bruno finally began to show glimpses of what he actually looked like. With his floppy ears, his short tail, his white-gold fur, and a booming bark, he appeared to be a labrador. Our best guess is he was a breeder discard. On that note, f #ck breeders.
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Back to the dog. It took me about 15 minutes to reach him, and when I did, I almost wished I could turn away. He was more miserable in person than any picture could convey. But despite the obvious horror he'd been through, he still wagged his tail when I called out to him.
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He must have been lying there for days because one side of him was covered in open sores. He offered no fight when I picked him up. He feebly tried to lick my face, but he didn't have the strength for that. This is him at the vet. The vets, of course, held out little hope.
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@CatizenKane
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1 month
As it turns out, it wasn't neurological. What the doctors didn't realise at the time--and I don't blame them given how much was wrong with him--was that both of his legs had been broken. This was no accident. Someone had broken Bruno's front legs and left him to die.
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They asked me for a name, and without thinking, I said Bruno. Yes, it is a stupid name for anything, let alone a dog. In my defence, he wasn't expected to live long enough to hold it against me. His body temperature was 106ยฐC. Any higher, his organs fail. I expected the worst.
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1 month
Maybe there was life left in this dog after all. Once he was slightly more lucid, the doctors put him on the ground to see if he could now stand or walk. Bad move. His legs gave out the second he tried to sit up. His head bounced off the floor. "Must be neurological," they said.
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1 month
At the time, we already had two rescued pups and about 8 cats, two of which were neonatals. Here's a picture of them (not as neonates). It's not relevant to the story, but you will need that cuteness to carry you through some of the next few tweets.
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@CatizenKane
Eelam Musk
1 month
Didn't expect this post to blow up. We've got so many promising leads. For those asking to donate, consider giving to Voice of Stray Dogs (), Second Chance Sanctuary (), or CARE () or even your local shelter โค๏ธ
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@schversiyyiv Thanks for offering. While we don't accept donations, I've added a tweet to the thread listing some local organisations that do great work with animals and need donations far more than we do. Outside of that, consider donating to your local shelter. โค๏ธ
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@CatizenKane
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2 years
@_kjs1874 @olivercam2005 @NyallB_MFC @realKfiros Scousers also struggle with geography, so there's that...
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@shneor_zalman @SobiaAhmed0108 @birdhonks @Ruth_Mensch @MusDanz No, but it does control who it abducts and tortures.
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1 year
@OfficialVizeh Imagine Kun instead of Lauraro
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3 years
@MMARoasted Team unvaccinated just keep pulling out of fights after catching Covid
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1 year
@LudisCharta @arielhelwani God save "the future of UFC journalism". Trash ass opinion trying to stooge for Helwani.
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7 months
@FrancisChipp @LukaRyder Franklin, is it true that Bruno Guimaraes was spotted getting an elaborate tattoo of the schematics of the prison Tonali is being sent to?
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@CatizenKane
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4 months
@shneor_zalman @SobiaAhmed0108 @birdhonks @Ruth_Mensch @MusDanz I mean yes, in the sense that it is a cancer, but that's neither here nor there.
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@CatizenKane
Eelam Musk
3 years
@ShirtShanks My bad, perfectly fine with gay rakshaks. It's the gau ones we can do without.
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@CatizenKane
Eelam Musk
3 years
@LeeEdward_ @mma_kings @fightoracle Didn't say nothing about them eyepokes though.
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@CatizenKane
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6 months
@LeslieBarandky @kthalps Oh, have they started bombing your neighbourhood?
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@CatizenKane
Eelam Musk
3 years
@nonGMOhoe @KvnRaptor @tiredgenerally This has nothing to do with Ayurveda. Please don't make us brown people bear the burden of white rich studpidity.
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@CatizenKane
Eelam Musk
2 years
@CFCLiam_2 @IsaacHayden65 @NUFC Must be talking about your fans seeing as the club's getting sold to Mike Ashley
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3 years
@ShirtShanks I certainly hope more Sanghis take this to heart. More vaccines for the rest of us, and fewer gay rakshaks as well.
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3 years
@nonGMOhoe @KvnRaptor @tiredgenerally Mountainfall goat milk? Please save the white knighting for actual oppression of minorities.
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1 year
@ramachandranesk I just want to meet the people who sign up to win teeth aligners on Cred.
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2 years
@DamColOG @stankymma It's the antidote.
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Eelam Musk
3 years
@lukeyhudson @HLTCO Who needs them when you have Gayle, Carroll, and Joelinton scoring a combined 3 goals a season
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@ryangrim *Congressional vigil for continued AIPAC funding.
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@CatizenKane
Eelam Musk
3 years
@zderavko @TitaniaMcGrath Cancel these horses
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@CatizenKane
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6 months
@sarayupani She's always been a rank opportunist, it's just funny that it took this long for the mask to slip. At the end of the day, bowing to authority is a choice.
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2 years
@TinosFurCoat @NerdNufc @NUFC360 With Gomis' aim, he was probably trying to click on something else...
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6 months
@akxnksha Probably cheaper to just buy an extra two kilos of luggage allowance.
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Eelam Musk
3 years
@biju_mohan @gauravsabnis I disagree. Since I installed 12 fountains in my 1BK apartment I now have a thriving aquaculture business and have become an excellent swimmer. If this isn't proof, what is?
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@TheBombayBombil @pratsd Yes, it's amazing how good they are at farming when they aren't committing genocide.
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@CatizenKane
Eelam Musk
3 years
@MancWorldUK @LiamJKennedy23 All these managers heartbroken because the one numpty they could take six points off every season is now gone.
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@CatizenKane
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2 years
@alastair10 @CraigHope_DM I'd count Tindall before I'd count Bruce
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Eelam Musk
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1/n On January 6th, a friend texted me. He'd found an injured dog by a garbage dump in Bangalore. It couldn't walk, it couldn't even stand. Most of its fur was gone, it was covered in sores. He didn't have the time to help it but sent me this picture.
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@CatizenKane
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@tjbrown___ @mrjakehumphrey But if he was a minor someone from the Sunderland team might...
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@pod_great @Mauro0090 @TWooodley Only people TWood's putting to sleep these days are the fans...
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@CatizenKane
Eelam Musk
2 years
Hear @TheKenWeb is putting out a certified banger tomorrow ๐Ÿ‘€
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@CatizenKane
Eelam Musk
3 years
@BreakingUfc @aladdin214 @DarkSkinJesus__ @cfbbetz2 @mmamania Word. Man was working at a paint factory until a few months ago, wasn't fighting in his natural weight class, and has a chin of steel. He can definitely improve the 125 roster.
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@CatizenKane
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@rich_goldberg Striking back? They struck first.
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@CatizenKane
Eelam Musk
2 years
After four wild years, it's finally time to say goodbye to @TheKenWeb . Exceptionally grateful to and for all the colleagues who helped tell some incredible stories over the years. Maybe I'll finally read the damn stories on the website instead of GDocs
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6 months
@Mattytargett You do know that every game you play is a United game, Matty. Love you still.
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@CatizenKane
Eelam Musk
3 years
@CitizenF_93 @GeorgeCaulkin Wait till you read about the history of the UK...
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Eelam Musk
3 years
@dondatta13 @thekickofftg This must be the world's first no-talent agency
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3 years
@BhasadBhayankar @ShaikhAaftabInd @iamAKHTER @UshaNirmala You work for two bucks a tweet, son. Sit down.
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@CatizenKane
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@yearof_rudra @upawastaken @Sisy61546901 By definition, that isn't first priority...
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3 years
@krishnakant_75 @PinjraTod You must be fun at parties.
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3 years
@ChronicleNUFC At this point I'd take Gnarls Barkley and Ross Geller.
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Eelam Musk
2 years
@Dave_Jee @Chris_Leigh_UK @jonoonbass @RSPCA_official Dave, in your day to day, how often do you reckon people run over a family of ducks, take pictures of the corpses, then upload those photos on Twitter along with another one of their mortal enemy's van, hoping the internet will eventually exact vengeance on their behalf...
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@CatizenKane
Eelam Musk
3 years
Anyone who says ASM is MOTM is crazy. Has to go to @mumba88 for turning the telly off for the second half.
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@CatizenKane
Eelam Musk
2 years
@EvilSashPioneer @WhoScored @DeBruyneKev @gabrieljesus9 @JackGrealish @_nelsonsemedo_ @brunoog97 @wilfriedzaha @sbk Zaha asked the same question about Almiron before he smashed one into the top corner. I'm guessing you don't know much about top-half teams.
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@traceyw85679426 @ryangrim Yeah, I love hearing photos...
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I'm a Newcastle fan and I'm astonished Longstaff's goal wasnt disallowed. Seemed a clear handball from Gordon, intentional or not.
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2 years
@prazy @Nivivacious Could've stopped at barred and been equally right.
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@nicola_cookson @sophiejenx No chance any light getting into your house again with wor Joe on the job
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3 months
@LookAtMyMeat1 @ParticularTime Honestly, she was so forgettable. Tagomi, on the other hand, owned every scene he was in.
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2 years
@LadsAlex He's definitely your ticket outta the Championship. You should have been more specific about which direction you wanted to go though
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@VS_LoneWolf @SageOfSixMatts @ConSelfOwns Wait, you mean what was said before more information came to light isn't the whole truth? You're telling me information can evolve? Get out of here...
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Deepinder Goyal must be kicking himself for wasting the name Hyperpure on his B2B business.
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1 year
@sleepyhead148 Cycling should be the defacto option for all journeys under 5km. It's genuinely quicker in Bangalore conditions. That being said, Bangalore drivers are awful to cyclists and the infrastructure is awful.
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1 year
@nufcsanjay Robbed of an assist of the year candidate.
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@prasannakbc @MahuaMoitra I believe a spine is needed to stand up and walk out.
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3 years
Bad optics: Damaging a bus Law and order: Shooting someone in broad daylight Bad optics: Hoisting a flag Good governance: Tear gassing farmers after 140 of them have already died protesting your shitty laws and lack of democratic process
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3 years
This sycophant still can't bring himself to admit the problem is Kohli
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Old person: In my days, we were tougher. Had better immunity. Not like these soft millennials. Covid19: Okay boomer #Corona
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@suhasbaliga @hamzamlakdawala Bottom lineโ€”is she paying? The answer is no. The lawyer's intentions are immaterial, the original post cast aspersions on Ravi. Don't miss the point in your need to prove your understanding of the obvious to perfect strangers
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@thfcxdaniel @StoolFootball If we're counting imaginary goals, let me tell you about my golden boot winning season...
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@YonatanMandelba @a_ali14180 @jeremyscahill And how old were they when they were first kidnapped by Israel?
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@Mazza6069 @RealScottRitter @naftalibennett So you can offer him citizenship?
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@nonGMOhoe @KvnRaptor @tiredgenerally You can be polite and clueless. Being polite while being ignorant does not undo the ignorance.
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You'd think after taking an extra *checks notes* five months to do this storyโ€” @thecaptableco broke it in Juneโ€”Express would at least come up with their own headline...
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๐Ÿšจ @IndianExpress investigation into fraud loan apps, Part 2: For Rs 300, fake govt IDs, SMS folder, contact lists & photo galleries are being sold online to get loans from fake apps. Scamming the scammers: A stunning role reversal โ€” this time, shady loan apps are the 'victims'
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@geebet89 @patsy_lindsay @janderson_news Never realised there was an appropriate place and time to be a pedophile.
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Eelam Musk
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@BlaugranaPhotos Will absolutely update the post when that happens.
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Eelam Musk
2 years
Hike in 2016: Hike Messenger will be the next big thing Hike in 2018: Hike Sticker Chat will be the next big thing Hike in 2020: Trust us, HikeLand will be the next best thing Hike in 2021: Our bad, Vibe and Rush Hike in 2022: Just Rush?
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@CatizenKane
Eelam Musk
3 years
@i_am_sangacious @illuminantsj @deepakshenoy @sumedhbhagwat @learning_pt @joybhattacharj @ninadb You should look up the definitions of the words "vast" and "majority". Your grasp on reality is as tenuous as your understanding of language, science, and math.
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@CatizenKane
Eelam Musk
2 years
@RohanV Tbf, if someone earns a punishment posting, odds are they're very competent.
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At this point, #RCB would improve and also win over fans if they just held a lucky draw and let 5 fans bowl instead of these absolute no-hopers being paid to wear the jersey.
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@CatizenKane
Eelam Musk
10 months
@RanjithRanj4 @ashu1603 @WazBLR @bengalurufc Says the one person in this conversation focused on religion.
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2 years
@Umatron @FunsoBanlow @fesshole Probably be mentioned on the restraining order...
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Eelam Musk
3 years
@santheepnair @prajwalmanipal @NatureLover1359 Why are you retweeting yourself? Extra Rs 2?
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3 years
Oh, shit. Is it that time of the year when buses are more important than human lives again? Banana Republic Day, what a time to be alive!
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2 years
@FDJUTD_ @OfficialVizeh There's no way he'd last six...
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2 years
@Ventilation46 @BBCSport Sex offender for a profile pic, some moral high ground that...
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1 year
@AFC_Akagami98 @premierleague @budfootball Yeah, pity that a rapist hasn't won something.
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@CatizenKane
Eelam Musk
2 years
Blockchains may be the future, but blockchain-based gaming, certainly in its present form, feels prehistoric. Greta piece on why Polygon is pouring so much money into GameFi by the lovely @kalrajs23
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