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1 year

Normally not bothered by nerds pissing their pants over cannon stuff, but in the case of LoTR you have actual white supremacists latching onto the story as an "ideal" white myth Interpreting LoTR w/ POC is not just for representation, it's also a clear "Nazi punks fuck off"

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Bad idea. If you stifle the fetch you won't be able to search for a land, and you need lands to cast future spells

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Stifling a fetch land? Good idea or bad idea?

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4 years

The dance goes on at #PTPhoenix ! @ZBexx

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8 months

coolest hair ive ever seen 😍

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2 years

Some of y'all were asking what the token looked like, so @wizards_magic delivered 👀 #freepreview #MTGNeon

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2 years

I got a preview card unlike anything I've gotten before... Mechtitan Core! Such abilities! Featuring art from the legendary @victoradameart and alt art from master of mechs, @naochika0110 . Kinda reminds me of Westvale Abbey. Less free, but a cool build-around. #freepreview

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4 years

Uh I got thanked for "not showing off my muscles or talking about politics" on stream recently and I didn't have any muscles to show off but it got me talking about bernie for like twenty minutes. #feelthebern

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4 years

Caleb Durward, homeowner :D

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1 year

If @TCGplayer is going to union bust then I'll be ordering cards elsewhere. Seems easy enough. Feel free to shout out some good alternatives

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2 years

New Rhinos list just dropped

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8 months

@VoidOfRoses old school Republicans also hated LGBT folks (see the Reagan administration) I think Trump's difference is more cultural. Living in NY, being in show business, not actually being conservative his whole life, so on

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2 years

tbh I'm a little worried that between environmental catastrophe, famine, and the threat of global war, the supply of magic the gathering cards might be effected

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11 months

MTG seller makes a bigoted comment, realizes "oh shit this could impact my bottom line," makes a fake ass apology, then likes all the bigoted replies despite likes being public on twitter worst L of an apology ever. Somehow tops "I'm sorry you were offended"

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2 years

I got a preview card unlike anything I've gotten before... Mechtitan Core! Such abilities! Featuring art from the legendary @victoradameart and alt art from master of mechs, @naochika0110 . Kinda reminds me of Westvale Abbey. Less free, but a cool build-around. #freepreview

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2 years

What a nightmare. Three decades ago, Ukraine gave up its nuclear weapons in exchange for not being invaded, with US/UK/Russia signing the agreement. Now, what's the incentive for future countries to disarm? Apparently Putin does what he wants, and the US/UK can't protect you

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3 years

I used to run the same "want help?" joke every time my opp tanked in sbing Then, in r4 of a modern ptq in the 3-1 bracket, my opp said "yes please" and handed his cards over I helped him SB (I knew the matchup well), explained my reasoning, and never made that joke again

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5 years

Bam! Playable hate in Standard and a much needed reprint for older formats. They knocked it out of the GY with this one. Thanks Wizards! #freespoiler

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4 years

After long and careful consideration I've decided that I only lose to luck and when I win it's because I'm smart and deserving. Anyone else experience this?

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1 year

Jegantha is nice because instead of flooding out and losing you can instead lose with a 5/5

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2 years

Hmm lotta neat options in the theater these days. Should I see an F tier marvel movie starring the worst person in Hollywood, a dogshit wizard movie written by the face of the anti trans movement, or the one everyone is saying is one of the best movies ever?

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5 years

I have eaten the professor's heart and stolen his power

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4 years

Early mistakes/lessons on commentary: -shut up at the match conclusion and let the play by play hype it up -add more of an inflection on the end of comments so my co-caster knows I'm done -holy crap don't mention hidden info (in this case sb #) on stream -move on when it's time

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5 years

Trigger warning: Rape. Recently, someone did something terrible to someone I love, and while it's dark and difficult to talk about I thought it was important to share. We need to de-stigmatize talking about sexual assault:

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4 years

Doing your first stream ever for 350k+ viewers while you learn a new game sounds like the most nerve wracking, overwhelming shit ever, but @AOC is crushing it. Mad props

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1 year

Deer pizza hut employee who unlocked the door for me in the snowstorm and sold me hot wings 15m before close, you are a god amongst mortals and I hope you live a charmed life

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3 years

Got this message from Brezno, one of the bands we listened to on stream last night. I asked them how much an album costs to produce in Slovenia. If it's less than what I've spent on a piece of MTG art Imma clear some wall space and start a record label XD

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2 years

Midnight fireworks are so inconsiderate. Some of us have magic the gathering to play tomorrow

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11 months

People putting bounties on the one ring are trying to get it below whatever it'd sell for at auction Make them bid.

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3 years

tonight I shaved off my hair and beard on stream and all I got for it was TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS WTF love my weird streamer life and community! especially big thanks for @Mana_Traders and juzamtutor for the huge donations

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4 years

I HATH SPOILERED MY SPOILER AND IT IS GREAT Thanks Wizards!

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3 years

PSA: if I don't fucking know you and you want to link your content in my chat, don't. If I then time you out, don't @ me passive aggressively. And once I block you on twitter, don't message me a novel on FB about how I'm the worst thing that ever happened to you.

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1 year

A viewer had me sign a card labeled "cubecon champ 22," then put it in this box and gave it to me, and insisted I open it up later He walked away giggling

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5 years

We cracked 18k, some 724% higher than what I thought was a reasonable goal of 2.5k. This is damn incredible. Futures Without Violence is a fantastic charity and I'm super impressed with the way the community turned up for a good cause

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3 years

Keep seeing the "how can you care about NFT waste if you use cars?" argument floating around. ... News flash: you can both care about the environment and still operate in society, it's not some "you must either live 100% sustainably or burn down the rainforest for fun"

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3 years

"racist old man doesn't like twitch or comic books" is the least interesting story ever why do people give a shit about bill maher in 2021?

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3 years

Steps to folding a fitted sheet: 1-just fucking give up

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1 year

Elrond: Cast it into the fire! Isildur: I don't have a red Elrond: Destroy it! Isildur: half my deck and not a single... man fuck this game

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1 year

Someone complimented my Swamp Thing tattoo and I mentioned it references a psychedelic sex scene and now we're getting coffee tomorrow

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2 years

@ZiderTheZid @sw39ro @ky4theshoe @withlove00001 @MrPrinceSan @KhammyNeche @McDonaldsXBT @depression2019 No it's the lines

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2 years

So I've had... kind of a rough year But it could've been so much worse, and I'm particularly grateful for everyone on here/twitch who made life a bit more fun and positive. <3 y'all

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4 years

Got approved for financing, found a house we're probably making an offer on, and finished the Return of the King extended edition. Productive day!

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1 year

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5 years

Left the MTG party early to spend time with my beautiful wife. Busted out of the invitational but feeling good about life and looking forward to more PAX. Much <3 everyone

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2 years

Literal fucking dystopia

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9 months

UB meaning Universes Beyond in magic twitter and not blue/black is fucking with my head

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10 months

I cracked the worm question. just lean into it

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4 years

Our offer got accepted!!! :D Not officially homeowners yet but still stoked.

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1 year

So it's a weird one to go full BUT THE LORE about. 😬 If you're hell bent on preserving Tolkien's legacy, kindly remember two things: 1- Tolkien was fine with transformative works so long as they were suitably profitable 2- Every adaptation involves interpretation

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11 months

People DRASTICALLY overestimate the amount of damage the one ring deals you Like you fog their attack and draw a billion cards and any new ring resets it what are you afraid of

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2 years

If my opponent was agonizing over sideboarding I used to jokingly ask "want help?" (I'm very funny, you see) Until one day an opponent in a ptq, visibly frustrated, said "yes!" and shoved his deck and sideboard towards me

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4 years

apparently if you get enough nyxblooms mana stops working entirely XD

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2 years

My Amazon package was ripped open like someone was considering jacking my shit and then they saw it was a bunch of black and white film collections and left it

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1 year

MTG collector tip of the day: don't sleep on dual lands! This could damage them and lower their value

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1 year

Tolkien himself was wrestling with the racial stereotypes within his own work, and there's evidence he changed the depiction of dwarves to use fewer anti semitic stereotypes over the course of the novels: Who knows what he'd want today

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4 years

24 hours, 51 matches, 17 cube drafts, 72.5% win rate, 6 trophies. Night all!

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2 years

Overall I feel good about the modo switch but I think even with all the reminders some folks probably missed the transfer of cards request deadline and that'll be pretty feel bad Prob no other way to do it though 😔

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5 years

LOL

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3 years

High roll! You generate an extra lotus petal on your shitty five mana thing Mtg players: wtf this is bullshit Hymn your only two lands Mtg players: this is good and normal

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3 years

"cops are like a box of chocolates. they'll kill your dog"

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1 year

@EPM106 the instant kill spell is ILLEGAL Max. And illegal = bad. That's why as a good guy I always transmog my enemies into a giant leech and waterboard them with brine

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2 years

Some six years in and still can't believe "let's get fucked up and draft some weird cube decks" is something I can do for a living No matter what else goes wrong, that's a damn good thing to have going right <3 you all

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5 years

FORMAT SOLVED

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2 years

I get that discussing lines is a big part of streaming, and no one wants a dead chat, but... Do not bark commands at me like I'm a dog. I do not like it, and it's not sharing anything interesting. It's just backseating

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2 years

was just called "the streamer equivalent of chinese food" 😂 happy holidays yall

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2 years

ebay says this taiga is authentic but something seems off to me. can I get a second opinion?

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2 years

I've told the story of my first ptq win on stream before but not on twitter I don't think, so buckle up y'all are in for a ride The tale begins, as most good tales do, after a night of grinding pauper delver on modo and drinking malt liquor

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@PleasantKenobi Ultimately that decision rests with your local lord or clergy. Common punishments range from a small donation of your yearly harvest to a day in the stocks

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1 year

it finally happened... after all these years happy bday stream to me 🥳

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1 year

Date went well! 🙂 We had drinks and walked in the cold for a bit and looked at some modern art They're very Madison, which I like. Not deep on nerd stuff but they also dig Neil Gaimon and Alan Moore and they sounded excited to check out my art collection

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1 year

Someone complimented my Swamp Thing tattoo and I mentioned it references a psychedelic sex scene and now we're getting coffee tomorrow

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3 years

idk why people have trouble with this but if you don't like someone's content please kindly fuck off and watch something else :) getting more liberal with the block button in my old age

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2 years

First time playing d&d with a digital map, kinda sweet

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2 years

Anyway I won the match (thank you hurkyl's recall) but I never made that stupid joke again, so the real winner was all my future opponents

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3 years

if only I wasn't sarcastic. I could finally be popular 😢

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1 year

If you possess any of these vibes dm me immediately

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3 years

Today my special facemasks designed for large beards arrived 🤦‍♂️

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1 year

No I have not, childhood friend I played magic with

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2 years

If I want to collab or call you a hottie then imma use dms like a normal person

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3 years

It's important to remember that it's not about winning the trophy race. Rather, it's about having fun, drafting sweet decks, and ending ahead of @NumotTheNummy

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2 years

I have survived another year around the sun 🥳

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5 years

I wanted a tat that showed the more psychedelic and colorful aspects of Swamp Thing. Stoked with how it turned out! Wes did a great job. Going to grab some grub

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1 year

A top 50 vintage cube list from someone that likes the blue cards roughly in order top down left right

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2 years

Finished early and had time for a team selfie :D @Aspiringspike and @A22en still in action

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4 years

You know what? It's time someone said it. I don't like this coronavirus

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8 months

banks being able to sell your loan should be fucking illegal. no I made a deal with you asshole, I don't know this other place

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3 years

I just learned an old friend passed away. We had lost touch over the years, but he was key in helping me grow as a gamer: -dm'd my first tabletop games -drove us 2 hours to play legacy fnm -lent a bunch of idiot kids duals and shit You were good people Ed. I'm glad I knew you😢

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4 years

Fire the teacher, fire the cops, sue the shit out of everything.

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A teacher saw a 12-year-old Black kid play with a Nerf gun at home on Zoom, videorecorded him, showed cops. Cops went to his home. He was suspended, his disciplinary record says he took "a fascimile of a firearm to school" & he now has a criminal record with the sheriff's office.

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Mtg nerd: "if wrenn and six is so good why isn't there a wrenn and seven lol" Wrenn stan working at wizards: "😡 I'll show them 😡"

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4 years

Final tally! We raised a whopping $24,203 for the Southern Center for Human Rights! And this is just through the donation page, there's another 14k pledged from word of mouth and donations through work to get matching funds. The 14k number includes the matches. @southerncenter

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3 years

Thinking about having a mid life crisis. Any ideas?

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8 months

lol is this anti bowmaster tech?

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3 years

No twitch for me today. Marginalized streamers of all sizes are getting hate raids, some daily. Targeted harassment has always been a problem on twitch, but it looks like it's only gotten worse lately. Twitch's inaction is worth protesting. #TwitchDoBetter

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2 years

If you're ever on a losing streak and getting frustrated, try to avoid thinking about how your opponents are laughing at you and how much time you wasted tying your self worth to this game you suck at and how your dog likes your neighbor Jeff better and wishes he was his dog inst

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2 months

A chaotic incident. An unfortunate event. An IDF-involved whoopsie doodle. Yo @CNN the term is "mass murder."

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At least 100 killed and 700 injured in chaotic incident where IDF opened fire as people waited for food in Gaza, Palestinian officials say

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11 months

Good news everyone! I've been chosen as a #MTGAmbassador ! What does this mean? More sponsored MTGArena Content (especially around new sets), more polish, and more shwag. Overall exciting stuff! Also, here is a photo of me enjoying a taco:

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11 months

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2 years

I got to spend the rest of the day exploring the city and still ended up making $ Opp being honorable turned a frustrating round into one of the best tournament experiences ever Love that guy. Excellent guy

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3 years

Reminder that the banned series is in the past. Old content. Don't expect me to return to it, especially not Wednesday at 2pm cst, testing several twin lists vs a modern gauntlet w/ @Aspiringspike

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@mpepp9 @SaffronOlive Cheating is a bad way to start a marriage!

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4 years

We talked a little bit about police corruption on stream earlier and left me wondering why "acab" gets such a pushback but saying "I hate lawyers" or "all politicians suck" just gets a "yeah for real."

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