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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

8 months

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Allen Kenney

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4 months

“Penix picked a bad time to have his worst game.” Um, Michigan picked it for him.

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Allen Kenney

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1 year

Not bad

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4 years

@missnemmanuel Jorah Mormont = simp

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2 years

The difference is that they will shut up about it

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2 years

If Bama loses this game, they'll know how Texas fans felt after the Colt McCoy injury... convinced the injury robbed them of a title they would have otherwise won.

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Rip Baker mayfield

$ingle Entry $wami

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6 years

I’m crying

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

Put a tracking device on its head coach

parker fleming

@statsowar

2 years

What's one thing your favorite team could've done differently that would've drastically changed its season?

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

7 months

Good news for USC is that they only owe Lincoln Riley something like $90M for 9 more years of this

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

6 months

If Bama has "the best win of any team," then doesn't Texas actually have the best win of any team?

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

6 years

Word to the wise: college football is better when you accept that winning a national championship isn’t the point

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

Having Bob Stoops acting as something like a chairman of OU’s football program is an enormous plus in these kinds of situations

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

3 years

@jasonkersey What if you just do one horn up instead of two?

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

Beamer is for real, man. OU missed him badly this season.

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

6 years

What the hell?

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

5 years

Quite possible no one has heard from breckyn hager since Saturday because he’s buried somewhere beneath the jerry’s world turf

Cole Cubelic

@colecubelic

5 years

This @OU_Football OL is fun to watch...

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

I’m assuming Kirk Herbstreit is going to cover Corral’s lost wages

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

4 years

Rattler was really good tonight. This one is definitely not on him.

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

3 years

Oh, so that’s what he meant

GA Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger

@GaSecofState

3 years

Respectfully, President Trump: What you're saying is not true. The truth will come out

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

3 years

Teams that allowed 31+ points to OU in the first half this year: Missouri State Texas Tech Kansas Florida

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

Going to go out on a limb and say OU’s assistants by and large didn’t like the old boss

Pete Thamel

@PeteThamel

2 years

Sources: LSU is hiring USC's Jamar Cain as the school's new defensive line coach and run game coordinator.

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

3 years

Listen, A&M, I’ve seen this play out multiple times. They make you No. 4, then you get killed by a team that would have killed every other potential no. 4 team. Then you get to hear forever about being a fraud. Trust me, it’s not that great.

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

3 years

I hope the next OU softball player who hits a home run cartwheels around the bases

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Allen Kenney

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4 years

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

7 months

Amazing the refs had time to review the lateral on OU’s kickoff return but not Ewers throwing a pass when he had passed the LOS

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

5 years

60% of big 12 coaches have made a final four (self, kruger, smart, weber, beard, huggins) and 80% have an elite 8 (drew, dixon)

Aaron Torres

@Aaron_Torres

5 years

So Buzz Williams to Texas A&M is official. Half of SEC coaches have now either made a Final Four (Calipari, Pearl, Barnes, Frank Martin, Howland) or an Elite 8 (Buzz Williams, Mike White). At this point, there is no doubt: The best coaching in college hoops is in the SEC

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

My recollection of how Urban Meyer’s tenure started in Jacksonville was a lot of people in CFB media being like, “This is a terrible idea.” Then a lot of NFL media types being like, “An NFL team hired him, so he must be ready for this, because the NFL doesn’t miss."

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

3 years

People driving the Trump SPAC stock up are investing in a company w/ no business purpose that has a merger agreement w/ an entity that has a theoretical product and is headed by an executive w/ a long track record of losing copious amounts of investor capital. Is that right?

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

If you compare how OU has fared from a roster standpoint during the coaching transition against other programs like Oregon, seems to speak to how important Bob Stoops’ involvement with the program has been.

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

5 years

Texas message boards complaining about how long OU QBs play in blowouts is the surest sign yet that Texas is back

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

Ah I found the story on Saban landing in Tuscaloosa for the first time: It includes this gem:

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

OU football has been good for like a century despite being located in a poor state that produces a fraction of the in-state talent that other elite programs enjoy. But, by all means, please explain to us what we’re doing wrong.

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

6 years

What the hell

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

5 months

What if a private equity firm looks at an athletic department and decides the most efficient capital allocation is cutting football spending to the bone and just taking the conference checks?

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

The story here is Manning and Riley need to get better at cheating

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

1 year

By my count, David Ugwoegbu is the 13th defensive player recruited by OU's previous coaching staff to enter the transfer portal in the last two years. So far, two have transferred to P5 programs (one of whom was a grad transfer to Stanford).

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

3 years

The good news for Texas is that all of the kowtowing to these generous benefactors has produced a football program that excels year in and year out on the gridiron

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

1 year

Ohio St playing UGA so close was about the worst thing that could have happened for TCU

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

I don’t get fired up about much of this stuff any more, but, man, this thing with Venables is really getting to me

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

3 years

@bomani_jones @RobertKlemko Lost all his money. Paid back *every nickel* he owed to anyone. On and on.

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

If I had to guess, OU is hiring Brent Venables tomorrow and retaining 5 or so assistants currently on the staff. I think the latter part is a big reason why Venables will be hired.

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

I believe a recruit might have just gotten Roy Manning fired

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

5 years

By the way, no will want to hear it, but Ehlinger is a dog. He took a serious beating today and kept coming.

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

3 years

From 1995-97, Nebraska beat OU by a combined score in three games of 179-28. This request does not seem wholly unreasonable.

Message Board Geniuses

@BoardGeniuses

3 years

#Oklahoma fan pens heart-felt letter to Lincoln Riley respectfully requesting that he run up the score on #Nebraska . #BoomerSooner

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

Thibs got a ton of unwarranted shade while at OU. I hope he kills it at SMU.

Pete Thamel

@PeteThamel

2 years

Source: Calvin Thibodeaux will be the new defensive line coach at SMU. He's been at Oklahoma since 2016.

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

If there is one thing that we all know by now, it is that Texas’ expertise on coaching hires is top-notch

Dean Blevins

@DeanBlevins

2 years

FWIW - I’m hearing Texas would absolutely love OU to hire one of the ppl in the convo to replace Riley. @NEWS9 #sooners

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

5 years

A male scam artist pretended to be the online girlfriend of a heisman trophy candidate at one of cfb’s most prestigious programs prior to faking the death of the fictional persona in a story that was given the tom rinaldi treatment by espn gameday

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

3 years

OU is the first 9-0 team in the first nine weeks of the season since 2010

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

It seems like OU is recruiting pretty well at the moment

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

3 years

Man, OU lost because Baylor is good and Caleb Williams threw two really bad interceptions. Feel free to get deeper into it, but there isn’t much more to it than that.

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

4 years

Man, I thought OU’s defense actually played really well yesterday.

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

1 year

Them, a week ago: Well, looks like USC will be in the market for a new defensive coordinator, haha Lincoln Riley:

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

1 year

This is like every OU-Iowa State game played between 2017 and 2021

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

Bob Stoops coaching in a game against Oregon, you say?

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

6 months

Texas played 11 of 13 games this season inside its own home state. That is wild.

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

3 years

Let’s see… -Kids are going back to school and getting infected -Hospitals are being swamped -The economy is softening because of the virus -We’ve been doing this sh*t for almost 2 years But, yeah, he’s setting a trap for the GOP.

Ryan Grim

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3 years

Yes, I think this is a big part of the announcement, Biden is baiting Republicans to go full anti-vaxx and get crushed in the suburbs.

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

Caleb W gets to play for the coach he wanted to play for and presumably ran some USC boosters’ pockets. He and his camp played it perfectly. Sorry, OU fans, but it’s life.

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

I think the hires Lincoln Riley is making suggest USC really has given him full control of that program. I’m not in the business of helping them, but I’d suggest more oversight is needed.

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

8 months

After many years of OU winning 56-48, that was very refreshing

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

8 days

Projected regular season wins of SEC teams' conf opponents in 2024 (using MGM win totals): OU - 70 UF - 68.5 Ark - 67 Miss. St. - 66.5 Vandy - 66 S. Car - 62 Bama - 61.5 UGA - 61 UK - 60.5 Auburn - 57.5 A&M - 57 Ole Miss - 54.5 LSU - 54 Tenn - 50.5 Mizzou - 50 Texas - 48.5

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

3 years

Quick PSA: I have a breakthrough Covid infection. I’m fine, but this is an enormous pain in the ass. I don’t recommend it. If you haven’t already, please get vaccinated to protect yourself and help reduce the transmission of this virus.

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

1 year

This sounds familiar

Daniel Jeremiah

@MoveTheSticks

1 year

Everyone is killing Grinch but USC has players in position to make plays they just can’t tackle. They need better dudes.

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

19 days

Players who signed with OU out of high school and were selected in this draft: Caleb Williams Spencer Rattler That’s the list.

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

6 years

joey galloway: "we talked about the big 12 being wide open - keep an eye on kansas” swear I’m not making that up

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

The Browns lighting Mayfield up before they actually had a deal for Watson was very on brand

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

Notable absence in that video tribute to Mayfield

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

3 years

Like... I can’t be the only one who remembers that Sark got fired for cause at USC, right?

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

4 years

I believe this is Texas’ fifth consecutive preseason Big 12 championship from Chip

Chip Brown

@ChipBrown247

4 years

Here's why the #Texas #Longhorns end #OU 's reign atop the #Big12 in 2020.

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

This episode hints at a serious rift forming between players and coaches at OU last year

The Podcast On The Prairie

@theprairiepod

2 years

It's only March, but if you want to get excited about next season tune in to today's episode with @_TheoWeaseJr ... 🍿⚡️😴 Apple: Spotify: YouTube:

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

6 years

In my day, we called them imperial storm troopers

FOX 5 San Diego

@fox5sandiego

6 years

Dubai Police start training on flying motorbikes

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

Brady with Caleb Williams for two years - I mean...

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Allen Kenney

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6 years

Nicholls avoids the upset

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

“12th man, huh? Well, I’ve seen 12 men cross home plate today…"

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

Baker Mayfield and the star of “Stone Cold”

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

1 year

I feel bad for Alex Grinch in all this. He didn’t want to go to USC in the first place, but he couldn’t stay at OU thanks to Riley. Now this season set his career back even more.

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

I’m honestly surprised by how many people seem to think Arch Manning committed to Texas without realizing Quinn Ewers also plays there.

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

1 year

You've seen the heartwarming "walk-on-gets-a-scholarship" viral video. Now, from the visionary mind of Deion Sanders, comes "Get Lost, You Bums."

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

Re: Lebby, I don’t like it. If your reaction to criticism of OU hiring him is some knee-jerk, defensive bullshit, take it somewhere else. I’d hope Castiglione is prepared to explain the vetting process in light of his background at Baylor.

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

8 months

USC had a 34-14 lead at halftime and threw the ball on 23 of its 30 plays in 2H - Grinch isn't the one making that choice

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

4 years

Doing some research for a project and just came upon this: the 1986 Oklahoma football team won its final 7 games of the season by a combined score of 288-28.

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

"Maximizing its potential..." For whom? Why should a fan of University X give a damn if "a national market" is consuming college football? This isn't some shareholders' meeting.

Joel Klatt

@joelklatt

2 years

Agreed! I think it is important to consider the potential CFB has as the clear #2 product in our country...Maximizing its potential hinges on the consumption from a national market rather than a regional one

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

4 years

I don’t quite understand the argument that college football is necessary to save local economies in college towns when attendance at games will be capped...

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

3 years

There is precedent here: Phog Allen coached the KU football team for a season in 1920 (Perry Ellis’ freshman year)

Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

3 years

Kansas could always punish Bill Self for the NCAA stuff by forcing him to coach the football team this fall

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

11 months

That actually explains a lot

The Hollywood Reporter

@THR

11 months

THR's TV Producer of the Year, Taylor Sheridan, says he can write episodes of hit TV shows in just 8-to-10 hours – and that Paramount never gives him notes. “Taylor writes scripts like you or I have a cup of coffee,” says his producing partner

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

5 months

Rumor mill heating up around OU

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

4 months

Bama is bleeding studs to the portal after hiring a coach who went 24-3 in the last 2 years, won a Pac-12 title and played for the national championship. Should be a sobering reality for everyone, not just Tide fans.

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

7 years

mcnair's language is getting the attention, but the sentiment behind what he's saying is the real issue

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

What a turn of events. OU defense deserves that after getting hung out to dry by Riley this half.

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

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Kinda wild that Lincoln Riley preferred Brock Vandagriff over Caleb Williams in high school

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

6 years

The long offseason is over for college football message board commenters, who made good on this year's goal of identifying the writers who “lost all credibility"

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

3 years

The media is getting worked on this Arizona audit. It had no legitimacy in the first place, but now the media is treating it like the conclusion matters. It’s not a grift - it’s a psy op.

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

4 years

When the concession stand at DKR runs out of Zima

Fifty Shades of Whey

@davenewworld_2

4 years

Anti-masker in Alaska gets kicked out of Walmart & has a public meltdown

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

FBI cracking open Trump's safe to find nothing but McDonald's Monopoly stickers

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

I do appreciate that Riley can now sell in recruiting that he passed on $96M from LSU to stay at OU. That must be the SEC camaraderie I’ve heard so much about.

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

3 years

Cc: @DougJBalloon

Thomas L. Friedman

@tomfriedman

3 years

My column: Do Democrats Have the Courage of Liz Cheney?

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

Riley took one in the shorts in recruiting last week and realized he needs a PR bump. He could have called up any of a number of local columnists to talk, but he used a forum where he couldn’t be challenged. Crisis Management 101.

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

3 years

Oklahoma Sooners running back Bijan Robinson

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

3 years

Today has probably been the best day of college football in history

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

Unbelievable comment and highly unprofessional

Adam Schefter

@AdamSchefter

2 years

This is why Deshaun Watson, from the beginning, welcomed a police investigation: He felt he knew that the truth would come out. And today, a grand jury did not charge him on any of the criminal complaints.

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

2 years

@MJRosenbergDad @NateSilver538 @NickRiccardi The PPP callouts resonate because they betray a sense of entitlement. Rich people who could have afforded to keep their businesses afloat using their own wealth still took the PPP $ because they could. They don’t get to dog people getting relief for debt used to pay for education

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

6 years

Don’t take your eye off the ball: even if Herman tipped off mcmurphy, it doesn’t change anything

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Allen Kenney

@BlatantHomerism

6 years

What happened at Maryland seems like the umpteenth example of why cfb players need a union

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