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Birduder344

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Joined Twitter in 2012 promoting 'Birduder 344', an irreverent account of 50 years' birdwatching. Retired now I'm doing a spot of writing about my dog, Banksy

Southampton

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Joined October 2011

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@Birduder344

Birduder344

4 years

My new book describing what it is really like having a puppy is now out - if you are thinking of getting a dog, it is essential reading! If you already have a dog, then it'll be a great trip down memory lane.

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Banxie: A dog from scratch, literally

This is not a book about how to train your dog, far from it, it’s perhaps more like how not to train it. Nor is it about a heroic dog, who went into a burning building and rescued people, nor one...

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3 months

I’m beginning to really detest conspiracy theorists. What I can’t accept is that there are people out there who believe this shit. And they’ll still believe it even if presented with incontrovertible proof. Why do they want to believe in this weird stuff?

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4 months

@right_livin I first saw clickbait which I agree is depressing

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4 months

These clots were removed from various places. These are not normal. Why is MSM not talking about this?

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3 months

Roadbastards have been out again. Why is nobody talking about this? These double yellow lines are chemtrails. Poisoning us while masquerading as parking enforcement. I know the truth.

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3 months

This is a prime example of why X is getting on my nerves. This woman needs to be severely reprimanded for posting absolute nonsense which is potentially very harmful. Cites Ghoul Kirsch as a reliable source. These people are evil grifters.

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4 years

Well some good news today, Mrs B had an op about a month ago relating to breast cancer, today she got the all clear, so that's nice timing! Beers tonight!

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15 days

@Drcharliefraud 0.06% of the population! Something isn’t happening.

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3 years

@isharubyjane @The1Aman @MirrorBreaking_ When you lose 10,000ft of altitude in a minute you're not going to survive.

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2 months

Should we have a petition to force @ABridgen to make an unreserved public apology for his suggestion that the young Csorba died due to the Covid vaccine?

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5 years

Is DNA testing for bird ID (eg Paddyfield Pipit) basically VAR for Twitchers?

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1 year

@VoteBAnn @Doctor_Eric_B @P_McCulloughMD And the truth has fallen on your deaf ears. No amount of evidence will convince you that there's not a problem because people like you want there to be a problem.

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6 years

Great find in my garden today

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3 months

@DickDelingpole No I’m talking about people like you. Scaremongering for money.

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18 days

@SoVeryBritish Your call is important to us. No it’s not We are receiving a higher volume of calls No you’re not However on the off chance you are not lying and my call is important then invest in more people. I think I’m going to start answering my phone like that now.

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2 years

@dwebert4 @ilove_aviation You're obviously a pilot with a wealth of experience, I only have 400 hours P1, so please tell us all what wrong with that technique and how you would have landed the A380.

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6 years

@HealthRanger You need to change your name to HealthWanker

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2 years

@OakTreeLaneN @SVPhillimore @EventbriteUK No it's not just you. The word contact is no longer allowed. You have to reach out. Only ex-members of the Four Tops should be allowed to use that phrase. Oh and you cannot be "aware" you must be cognisant.

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3 months

Is it time for a rebrand of X? Perhaps Buffoonville? Cretinhub? There’s more conspiracy stuff than anything else!

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4 months

In the Sunday Times today. Goodness me what a read. ⁦ @ABridgen ⁩ You need help mate.

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4 years

The message is stay home. Stop trying to interpret rules etc to justify driving miles to go birdwatching. Stop being so selfish. Driving to go birdwatching is NOT essential. Stay at home. Look if @AlanDaviesbirds big twitcher bloke and Ruth can do it then so can we all

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4 months

@qandamazon GBN is the TV version of the Sunday Sport.

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27 days

@BestOfDullMen FFS, now I am not going to be able to walk past a pole ever again without looking at the inscriptions and labels. Fascinating

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3 months

@wideawake2024 What nonsense. Kate Middleton was hardly a conspiracy. Let’s have your list of conspiracy theories that are true. Here some that aren’t Vaccines cause autism and are responsible for “billions” of excess deaths Flat earth Chemtrails

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4 years

@ShooguhLipz @DrsuzanneH It's shocking isn't it? Everyday here in the UK we have to recruit thousands of healthcare practitioners to replace those that died yesterday because they wore a mask. Terrible situation and the press just don't report it. Can't understand why not? Perhaps because it's total BS?

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8 months

⁦ @SwaledaleMutton ⁩ ⁦ @thereal_truther ⁩ more truth from the wannabe truther ⁦ @stkirsch ⁩ it’s almost a parody account now.

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5 years

Another bit of good news today, my bowel cancer screen result is negative - yayy!

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3 years

@SamHM20 @mbklee_ What rubbish. Protests by people who don’t like being told what to do happen with any flavour of government.

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3 years

PHEW my Covid test was negative. Thank goodness. Thanks for all the well wishing really appreciated it.

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4 years

A question for over 45s. As you get older do you get more intolerant of noise?

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2 years

@007_pattinson @ilove_aviation Agree. Textbook crab approach, probably lots of brown stuff coming from the self loading freight!

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3 months

@BenSmit81581660 @Paul0970 If you turn 1986 upside down it becomes 9861 and if then reverse it it becomes 1689 if you then subtract 1024 you get 665 and if you add in today’s date you get 666. If you turn this upside down you get 999 which is the medical emergency phone number. Coincidence?

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2 years

@OptimistiCynic @SVPhillimore That's a very powerful tweet. Very well said. Made me realise how offensive that phrase is.

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4 years

I’ve just found out one of our neighbours was taken to hospital in the night with suspected Covid. But they’ve put him on one of the new Dyson ventilators and apparently he is now picking up nicely ... @ianballam @plymptonbirder

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3 months

@ajrobertsshow Shame she didn’t teach you some grammar. Also a prime candidate for Didn’t Happen Of The Year 2024

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2 months

I’m so incensed by chemtrail conspiracy theorists piling on @2Excel_Aviation that I’ve written to them in support. Hope they start legal action against these people. A business doing a legitimate job employing loads of people and getting hassle from liars and scaremongers.

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2 months

5 more hours and I’ve been on this planet 65 years. Jeez.

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5 years

@tinycharlotte72 Phoned up and agreed to meet. Said I'd pick her up on my motorbike. "Motorbike?" She asked. "Yes we met last week and we went to Lee on Solent on it" "Oh THAT Rob, sorry washing my hair" 1977 vintage.

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4 years

@rothiemoon Wankers. I'm sick of toggers they are really spoiling birdwatching these days. Ooh I just need to set up my AK47 CanoNik with my camo lens (FFS!) and then with a bit of luck I'll have a decent shot in the 45,000 I take in 5 minutes of a bird that I don't even know what it is.

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5 months

Excellent video about @ABridgen ‘s nonsense. He even cites that, during the time period he talks about, mayday calls increased?! “This cannot be a coincidence” he says. I’ve noticed that over the same period the year number increased from 2020 to 2023. Can’t be a coincidence

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Antivaxxers, like UK MP Andrew Bridgen, can’t stop talking about excess deaths. However, their claims aren’t supported by the data:

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3 years

Keep seeing birders tweeting information about birds with "please remember we are in Tier 4". Don't tweet the information then!!!

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6 years

Left my job today, what a relief, stress disappearing. New job on 12th Feb hopefully a lot easier - money isn't everything!

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10 months

@WendtheWalker Is this a parody account?

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3 years

@IoloWilliams2 @EdgecombeM @CostaCoffee Why? It's the fuckwits that drop the cups that need sorting out.

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4 years

Come on Twitter which New Forest hotel or carehome with with at least 40 beds is being revamped? Let's find the perpetrators of this disgusting activity.

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The New Forest - Forestry England

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Over 40 mattresses were dumped at Matley, Wootton Bridge & Burbush car parks this weekend. We’ve arranged for them to be removed, a costly exercise that diverts our precious resources away from the #NewForest - If you have any relevant information, please get in touch with us.

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2 years

Well here's a Tweet that probably doesn't appear very often. Tomorrow morning I am going to be on Radio 2's POPMASTER!!!!! Wish me luck! @Jamiewa50042387 @Chrised90751298 @dannyfardell1 @primarily_prog @msabirder @StephBirdArt @NicolaJSwinney @ianbennell75 @ianeagle67

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2 years

Proud Dad moment

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2 months

Well I have already had a reply from the NAFD and unfortunately @OlooneyJohn is not a member so there isn’t anything they can do about the nonsense he spouts. However they are certainly strongly against him…..see pic of email reply.

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2 years

@salltweets In addition to the above how can a person who clearly has a physical advantage be pleased that they win a race? It's like me being pleased that I beat my kids at tennis when they were 10. Doesn't make sense particularly from professional and ex-professional sportspeople.

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2 months

Erasmus knew about Chem Trailers, Anti Vaxxers and Flat Earthers!

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5 years

Best thing I've seen on Scilly, insect lifer

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4 months

@Bombora_ Don’t tell him your species Pike.

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7 years

@PortlandBirdObs Zoomed in on that numberplate to ID the owner

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1 month

@thesquiggleking Will you amend her nose each day to accommodate the number of lies she told?

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1 year

Last one. Shortly after this with 20 mins before ship sailed we saw an Ivory Gull which cleaned up our "wish list". Incredibly lucky.

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5 months

@59SouthLee @holisticgrenade You have a strong feeling? Righto that’s fact then. 🙄🙄🙄

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6 years

@DocBastard @OracleLaura No no it's true. I fractured my pelvis and peanut butter repaired it

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8 years

Just for Gary the biking birder

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4 years

@DocBastard @StarSoul777 I've asked him to delete the "St" from his Twitter handle so it more accurately describes him.

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4 months

@redheadlass1402 I think there was a movement and the constipation passed.

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4 years

@EatWeightloss The only diet info you need is burn more calories than you take in.

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1 year

Mrs B and I went to a glass decorating class a few weeks ago. Here's my effort! 😂

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3 years

My daughter is 26 today. Here is the cake that was made for her. Note what is going on with the cow.....she's a Vet! What a great cake!!!

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7 years

@LabourAnimalRG @Leps57 My God. That's totally unacceptable. Why are people so cruel? Completely unnecessary

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4 months

@thecoastguy When you did coast did you find Atlantis? No because it doesn’t exist. A bit like the nonsense you’re spreading now.

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1 year

@JustStop_Oil @Mark_J_Harper @RMTunion It's with a heavy heart that I am blocking JSO. The lead up to Xmas and the tweets today just tedious. You have such limited support. Look at the replies to your tweets very few agree. You've completely misjudged an important message. You're ridiculous.

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@Birduder344

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4 years

Inspired by ⁦ @leicester_llama ⁩ thought I’d have a go at Sketchbook. Really irritating but this is my first effort. Hoopoe (in case it’s that shit) in off at Portland (in case it’s that shit). All done on an iPad.

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4 years

Just tried to type in Dunnock for my garden listing and it autocorrected to "Dunno maybe" my phone clearly know about my birdwatching ability

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3 months

@AdamBilodeau1 The 9/11 tragedy was what you saw - no conspiracy there.

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4 years

@Awithonelison @PileOfGoop @jack @Twitter @TwitterSupport @DocBastard Thanks for this. Wondered what happened. @Twitter really have your "ethics" the wrong way round. @docbastard tries to educate people with the truth while you allow nonsense rubbish from anti-vaxxers, homeopaths, naturopaths and chiropractors to name a few. Reinstate him please.

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5 years

@DrAmirKhanGP Orthopod I worked with said when he was SHO on A&E someone called in with an injury and was told to put frozen peas on it. When patient arrived she apologised as she could only find tinned peas but hoped that was okay.

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3 years

@slang__king @Usello23 The one sold in Moscow has that

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7 years

@jahanlon2 @raylfc1 @TVsSimonKing @merseabirder @CeredigionCC @NFUtweets So come on Ceredigion CC who made the decision and why? Why wasn’t it darted for starters? How many people have been attacked by Lynx in eg Spain?

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5 months

My aorta is normal. Hoorah!

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3 months

Following on from my weekend rant would like to see any of @Channel4 , @BBCOne @BBCTheOneShow @ITV @channel5_tv make a programme about cuntspiracy people. Get them into a debate & publicly debunk them. Kirsch v @SwaledaleMutton would be a good starter. Crowd fund a programme?

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The latest edition of ⁦ @PrivateEyeNews ⁩ is one of the best I’ve read in along time. These two made me laugh at loud.

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4 years

@bobjstinger @Peston Particularly from our resident virology expert Robert Peston. Oh hang on I'm going to be made to look a twat by a Professor so I'll just interrupt him to try to reduce how much of one I look

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2 years

@DavidBflower ISS Moon and Jupiter

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1 year

Been a bit busy lately

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2 years

Some truly shitty footage of one of the Sabine's and the back of ⁦ @birdsonline001 ⁩

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4 years

5 minutes ago I let my dog out in the rain because he seemed to want a wee.....

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4 years

Christmas Covid rules apparently not changing despite what Whitty and Valance recommend and what we saw in the US after Thanksgiving. Is this Boris wondering what the UK voters will think of him if he "bans" Christmas? To me it's insane allowing this to happen.

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4 years

Quite funny, perhaps sad even, watching Twitter some days........low carbon birding, save the planet, global warming, CV19 infection spreading......fuck me there's an Asian Desert Warbler on Holy Island.....lifer.....let's put saving the planet on hold for a mo'

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4 years

@IanSpindley @1GarethWynJones Why do you have to use this to tweet that political shit? If only "issues" could be treated as such and not politicised all the time.

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7 years

@MikeStuchbery_ @PrisonPlanet What a magnificent factual rant. Respect

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4 years

@Hush_Kit @twodrones @Militaerkultur From about 1968 when I was 9

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2 years

@duffy_sucks @faintlyfalling Goodness. I've just worked this out. That's a really dreadful for thing to say anyway, but from a councillor? Should be removed from office immediately.

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2 years

Having a clear out look what I found!!!

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2 years

@stmarys_patch @msabirder @S_Barrell @HCBirding What I learnt about @Scillypelagics trips: 1) Don't drink 6 pints & go to a live gig the night before 2) Eat a big breakfast - if you puke you'll have something to donate to the slick 3) Puke downwind 3) Apologise to Joe Pender

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@julietskillern @helmut_herberth @JuliaHB1 A mask is not a medical treatment. For a start it's not prescribed. Instead of trying to be some sort of anti establishment anti hero why not champion some common sense? Masks aren't just about you. Or didn't you realise that?

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@DavidBoxall71 @BBCPeterH @BBCSouthNews @chrisloder That's the funniest Tweet of the day. I wonder if your handle with 71 means you were born in 1971?

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5 years

@greg_jenner @stdave59 Yes everything you've ever done or ever will do is brilliant. Nobody will ever best you. Whoever you are. Cannot believe in all seriousness that tweet. I'll tell it how it is thanks, good or not, if I can Tweet the person even better. #preciouspseudocelebs

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8 years

Saw this today - my lifetime No 1 mammal to see (actually saw one yesterday) but this female had 3 cubs with her - magic!

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Interesting day today. Off to London to test drive 3 Yamahas. That’s pianos not motorbikes. I’m doing a randomised blind trial in terms of price as asked them to hide prices so I’m not swayed by the cheapest. They’re 1970s and 80s models - better quality than current ones.

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8 years

Beauty

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4 years

Help me here I’m worried........am l the only person on the planet who thinks nocmig is shit?

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2 months

Got off my arse / sick bed for Hants lifer 277. What a beautiful bird.

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3 years

⁦ @Sylvia70485099 ⁩

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11 months

WOW!!!!!!! I got 77 in my Grade 3 Sax exam which is Merit! Shocked.

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2 years

@Doctor_Eric_B @DiedSuddenly_ @thereal_truther Yes come on explain. Looks amazingly dodgy to me.

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