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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

1 year

My highlights megathread 🧵: Grandad Spongebob

Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

1 year

Grandad Squarepants talks about his life under the sea

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Michael Fry

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8 months

Nobody: The preamble before a recipe:

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Michael Fry

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Rehearsing for the protest

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Michael Fry

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‘The Dear Lord What a Sad Little Life Jane’ speech from Come Dine with Me but it’s performed by an Indie band.

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Michael Fry

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2 years

This years annual posh guy who lasts less than two weeks but long enough for someone to dig up his socials and find out he hunts elephants or something

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2 years

London boy Charlie just touched down in the villa 👏 #LoveIsland

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Michael Fry

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This is what April Fool’s Day feels like now.

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Michael Fry

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2 years

Liam Paynes Oscars interview but it’s Celtic folk

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Michael Fry

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5 years

Theresa May will resign next month to make way for her successor Theresa June.

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

3 years

You won England. Enjoy the pints. I hope they make you very happy. Dear Lord what a sad little life England.

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Michael Fry

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3 years

DUP leadership hustings

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Michael Fry

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1 year

Your Great Uncle Ashley talks about growing up in the Kanto region.

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Michael Fry

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3 years

‘Do you know who I am? Ronnie Pickering!’ but it’s performed by an Indie Band

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Michael Fry

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1 year

The Burke Family chanting outside the disciplinary hearing but it’s performed by an Indie Band

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

1 year

Grandad Squarepants talks about his life under the sea

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

3 months

T░A░P░ E░S░T░R░Y░I░N░B░ A░Y░E░U░X

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Michael Fry

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1 year

@zachsilberberg Not American but fairly sure it’s Alaska, Rhode Island and New Mexico

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

7 years

I hope Conor Mc Gregor keeps this up and does a different sport every year. I'm looking forward to a Mc Gregor vs Daley dive off

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Michael Fry

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4 years

Gutted that ITV are cancelling Loose Women. They didn’t get to hear my ideas for their new theme tune.

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Michael Fry

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3 years

‘Irish Dad’s Reaction to Son Failing the Driving Test’ but it’s performed by an Indie Band (explicit)

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

2 years

Must be weird for Jacques. He hasn’t seen Gemma since she was a child #LoveIsland

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

1 month

Yes Jolene has taken my man, the question is can she hold him

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

3 years

You may dance with somebody but you may not feel the heat with somebody. You may dance with somebody provided it is not somebody who loves you.

Richard Chambers

@newschambers

3 years

Nightclub guidance “This will involve COVID-19 passes, contact tracing data collection and wearing of facemasks except when eating, drinking and dancing.”

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Michael Fry

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2 years

There’s a 6 year old child on the top deck of this bus deciding whether or not people can come up the stairs or not. He said no to me first but I said please and I am delighted to say I am on the top deck of the bus now.

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Michael Fry

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4 years

BREAKING: A chilling threat has been issued by the British government amid fears of a second lockdown.

Mirror World News

@MirrorWorldNews

4 years

EXCLUSIVE Mrs Brown's Boys could return at Christmas to spread some festive cheer

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

3 years

The Aoife McGregor voice note but it’s performed by an indie band

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Michael Fry

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4 years

The metal box is removed from the site of the Churchill statue and standing there is David Blaine. Churchill is in a glass box suspended over the Thames. His greatest ever trick. We were all pawns in his game.

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Michael Fry

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3 years

Looking forward to the Olympics. Sampling small bits of everything without having to commit to anything too big. The tapas of sports.

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

8 months

Listen it’s hard guys. Irish people have never really gone to America in large numbers, there aren’t any famous Irish actors in any popular films at the moment nor is there any recorded media of Irish people at all anywhere on the internet. They tried their best.

Wesley Yin-Poole

@wyp100

8 months

The Irish accents in Starfield are... yeah. I'm crying lol

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

3 years

Wearing all your clothes to the airport to avoid the extra baggage charges #Eurovision

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Michael Fry

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The RTÉ Oireachtas Committee meetings but it’s performed by an Indie Band

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

6 months

Femi

@Femi_Sorry

6 months

WHAT THE F**K IS DAVID CAMERON DOING IN DOWNING STREET!?! #reshuffle

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Michael Fry

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3 years

‘Why does somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they’ve had a SHIT?!’ but it’s performed by an Indie Band

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

2 years

The uncle is in a different dimension here

Brooklyn

@bklynb4by

2 years

this is the funniest version i’ve seen of this trend 😭😭😭😭😭

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

2 years

We Didn’t Start the Fire but it’s 2021

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

3 years

“Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal!”

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@peero007

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Australia is a wonderful place... 😁

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Michael Fry

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5 years

It was roasting today Catherine

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Michael Fry

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1 year

Grandad Rogers talks about his first job as a mystery solver

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

6 years

Highlights from yesterday's Wile Chat on UlsterFM

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

3 years

People you went to school with logging in to their dormant Twitter account now that Instagrams down.

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

11 months

Not being dramatic but we were far too hasty getting rid of the death penalty

DSPCA

@DublinSPCA

11 months

He got all dressed up to meet a family who were coming to meet him but they never showed up 😭 This is the second time a family have been due to meet him and not shown up. Please don’t get our hopes up 🥹

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

4 years

I’ve seen this video like ten times and every time it shocks me how pink this man is.

ABC News

@ABC

4 years

KEEP SWIMMING: Huge stingrays are seen swimming past Florida beachgoers who appear completely unaware of their passing.

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Michael Fry

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A group of teenagers got kicked out of my Oppenheimer screening for being noisy and running around and when one of them was being led away by cinema staff he shouted “Oppenheimer dies!” on the way out

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

4 years

I bet all you fancy counties wish you’d built a crisp related theme park now. Enjoy your butter museum Cork Hahahaha

The Irish Times

@IrishTimes

4 years

BREAKING: People to be allowed to travel anywhere in their county from Monday and hotels to open at the end of the month

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

5 years

A traditional Irish ballad ahead of the St Patrick’s festival this weekend

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

3 years

Tony McGregor complaining about coinage from the DART station but it’s performed by an Indie Band

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

6 years

Michael D Higgins wakes up after a heavy night celebrating his election victory

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

3 years

May 10 📅 👘 Kimonos can be worn inside and outside the home 🦕 Brontosaurus grooming to reopen ⁉️ Swearing permitted after 10pm but only the F word 🧞‍♂️ Genies to reopen with a maximum of three wishes per household 🪐 Interplanetary travel permitted for essential reasons

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Michael Fry

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6 years

My favourite story about this gorilla is when she got a kitten to look after. A while later zookeepers found a sink had been ripped off the wall and when Koko was asked who did it she blamed the kitten. A legendary scammer RIP

Sky News

@SkyNews

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'Extraordinary' sign language gorilla Koko dies in California

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

2 years

Ryan Tubridy dressed as Nicki Minaj’s cousins friend #LateLateToyShow

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

2 years

Roses are red Here is some flattery Send me 50k My enemies are after me

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

3 years

“Then they realised they were no longer Derry Girls. They were Derry women”

Lisa McGee

@LisaMMcGee

3 years

My Statement about #DerryGirls . What a ride!

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

6 months

I keep seeing these pictures on the TL and thinking it’s an AI rendering of Willy Wonka at some kind of gay resort

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

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Jeremy Allen White for GQ. 📸: Luke Gilford

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

3 years

I actually feel so bad for him. This is the walrus equivalent of falling asleep on the nitelink and ending up in Kells.

Irish Independent

@Independent_ie

3 years

First ever sighting of a walrus in Ireland after it is thought to have drifted across Atlantic after falling asleep on iceberg

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

2 years

🚨🚨 #BREAKING Cabinet plans to scrap most restrictions from tomorrow. 👩‍🎨 Towns and urban areas to be painted red 👩‍🦰 Hair to be let down 🌱 Mandatory sowing of wild oats to take place across the weekend 🛢 Barrels of laughs to be distributed 🐳 Whale of a time to be had

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Michael Fry

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3 years

“I’m Chuggs, I’m 23 and I run a bucket hat business in Surrey” is like something I’d write for a joke character #LoveIsland

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Michael Fry

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2 years

NEW: Neil Parish’s search history has been released.

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Michael Fry

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2 years

Surprise! #DerryGirls

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Michael Fry

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5 years

I'm in tears at this MP who thought a fetish was like a special cause or issue to get behind.

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Michael Fry

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3 years

‘Fuck you Deputy Stagg’ but it’s performed by an Indie Band.

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Michael Fry

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3 years

Amy and Curtis from #LoveIsland but it's performed by an Indie Band.

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Michael Fry

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4 years

Really enjoying whatever aspiring horror film director is taking photos of the government these days

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Michael Fry

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3 years

Aw god I’m in bits lads. His favourite hospital porter. I love this country. #LateLateToyShow

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Michael Fry

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2 years

Frodo when he puts the ring on

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Michael Fry

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1 month

Where was Gondor when Jolene took my man?!

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Michael Fry

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3 years

I’m happy for this child but also happy for Dermot Kennedy, you properly know you’ve made it when you get to surprise a child on the Toy Show #LateLateToyShow

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Michael Fry

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4 years

None of my content will ever sit behind a paywall. The people have to know.

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Michael Fry

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3 years

We got the jab Catherine!

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Michael Fry

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2 years

You’d be quicker waiting for Navan itself to move closer to Dublin by continental drift.

Dublin Commuters

@DublinCommuters

2 years

Small bit of good news. The GDA Transport Strategy includes construction of the Navan rail line by 2042. 🚞

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Michael Fry

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3 years

Calling the Covid tipline in Donegal

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

3 years

My ideal date would be like a run, then a coffee, then a walking coffee, then a walk, then a running coffee, then a coffee to replace the coffee I spilled when I went running, then another coffee, then I’d have the runs… #LoveIsland

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Michael Fry

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4 years

It’s a full house Catherine!

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Michael Fry

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3 years

“I know and I also want to be the person that gets up and cooks everyone a kangaroo’s anus so everyone’s ready for the morning”. #imacelebrity

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Michael Fry

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2 years

Just catching up with last nights #LoveIsland

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Michael Fry

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2 months

Right, go in there to Leinster house now and hand in your cv. Just say “I have the some experience and I’d like to be the Taoiseach”. Show them your Gaisce award. The worst they can say is no.

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Michael Fry

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4 years

2020 is a great year for novelty glasses with the year on them. Two round numbers and the association with 20:20 vision. We won’t see its like again, a golden age for whimsical spectacles.

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Michael Fry

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1 year

My UK phone got the emergency alert earlier. I hope you’re all ok over there.

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Michael Fry

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5 years

When I was 5 my friend told me he hated school and that he wasn't coming in the next day. I was like "omg man how are you gonna get off school" He said he was gonna be off sick. I asked him how did he know he was gonna be sick "Because tomorrow I'm going to eat a rat"

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Michael Fry

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5 years

Catherine, did you see that video?

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Michael Fry

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5 years

Very happy for them both, could see it happening when we were all at pre drinks together

Slate

@Slate

5 years

Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn both shifted on Brexit this week.

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Michael Fry

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5 years

There’s a danger that Maria Bailey will lose her seat but I guess that’s always a concern regardless of where she chooses to sit down.

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Michael Fry

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2 years

Liam Neeson was a fun addition but when I tell yous I shrieked at Uncle Colm #DerryGirls

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

3 years

LISTEN: Minister for Education Norma Foley joins Michael Time to answer a very important question: what time is it?

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

2 years

Catherine's Christmas Cracker (2020): It's Christmas Day. The turkey's in the oven, gifts have been exchanged, David's mother is coming over but a troubling discovery threatens to ruin the day forever.

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Michael Fry

@BigDirtyFry

4 years

“Hi yes, I’m just calling about this lamp I’ve ordered, it’s a LOT bigger than I thought it was going to be...”

Leo Varadkar

@LeoVaradkar

4 years

Great call with President Moon ⁦ @TheBlueHouseENG ⁩ of the Republic of Korea this morning. Discussed co-operation on PPE supplies, testing, tracing, ship-building and making air travel safe again after #covid