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Robert Bales

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I cannot confirm or deny that Elon Musk is terrified of me.

Joined March 2009
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Don't be critical of Elon, kids.... 🙄
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@theashleyray Provide them a metaphor... Stuff 5 mice cadavers in a 12oz red bull can, then run over the can with your car.... Imagine recovering the bodies
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@fuckyouiquit Let's do it now
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@fuckyouiquit "because you have an android" Talk about another big red flag...
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@fuckyouiquit "If you'd like help, my hourly consulting fee is $250"
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@TerribleMaps We're winning
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@heartofultima @PkmnBrainrot I find the thought of Pokemon giving live birth to be a tad more disturbing....
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@CultureCrave So sick of hearing about this franchise
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@DiscussingFilm Give me a 6 episode series of him returning the Stones and I'd be perfectly satisfied. He doesn't need any more stories that drive the future of the MCU timeline
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@CollinBrooks_ @Avalanche If inclusivity makes your group feel excluded, then you need to reevaluate your groups values
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@schlndwn @RespectfulMemes Yes actually. We actually did really well at reducing the expulsion of chemicals that depleted it... Which is shocking that we can't do anything for Global Warming.... But it is what it is I guess
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@Lisa_said_it @uspellCoUrTNey I like having my goals somewhere visible where they haunt me if I'm slacking 🤷‍♂️
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@PkmnBrainrot Search your feelings.... You know it to be true
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@bradypenn21 @BamBamHarv85 @chelsdrich @TJQuinnESPN Being imprisoned for a victimless crime by a totalitarian state for an excessive period of time.... Definitely heartbreaking....
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@kaitlancollins A symbolic act that doesn't do anything, neat. 😐
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@ChrisBob35 @spittinchiclets Perron clearly started it... Kadri is skating to the bench pulling out his mouth guard when Perron flies in and throws a shoulder into him
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@frank_seravalli The head was literally the principle point of contact... But sure... Why not...
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@J0shMiller @jeremyjojola @DenverPolice Yeah, the Cops training is to shoot first, and a lot, before asking any questions... I'd trust a civilian with a gun in a high pressure situation over a cop
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@Alex38449627 @DomTheBombYT "I'm gonna die, better not get too emotional about it"
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@AlwaysACaptain @TheGameDayMLB Oh man... Why isn't that on the list for longest MLB home runs?
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@fuckyouiquit I would've told her it was the Bofa principle
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@fuckyouiquit If I'm scrapping with someone and they just casually push aside a thrown chair, I'm packing it up and leaving
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@KMuhle88 @TSNRyanRishaug Yes. Commit battery, always a great option for getting what you want.
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@EAStarWars @Respawn Definitely need a patch for the bounties
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@_sce3_ @fuckyouiquit No it's not. It's a pretend problem created by apple so their people will try and peer pressure other into joining the cult.....
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@JHancock46 @BR_OpenIce @wyshynski Problem is Miller still gets paid ...
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@UnfortunateHky 7 for Tampa though
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@Jackie_Redmond 1% EV Defense..... He's just so bad defensively..... He's basically just a 4th forward.... Give it to someone who excels at the all round position, not just the offense.
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@wstacey28 @RavenSoftware Or Raven should have the capacity to handle a surge on their "Big live event", just days after they jerk themselves off on 100m players.
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@43_Kadri @TSNHockey thisnis Shades of Kadri
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@imamabear925 @Lisa_said_it @uspellCoUrTNey Meh, who am we to judge someones goals?
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@WGoNerd @TamashiiHiroka *Taxed from Twitter
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@BeardedWierdoCJ @realblaines The handholding people complained about wasn't visual features ...
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@bigtitstrades @SteveOnSpeed @WOLF_Financial You're giving too much leeway.... If you're 28 you're a failure.
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@18kylebuschfan2 @LocalBateman @DudespostingWs Yes, because he got to get a lot more sleep that year than he would've other gotten
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@fuckyouiquit God that was a painful read
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@MarkWhitney13 @J0shMiller @jeremyjojola @DenverPolice Actually an unarmed black kid is usually the first person they shoot
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@Steve_Dangle Stamkos should've gotten an instigator.... But that typical playoff bad Officiating....
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@zetsubo_chan @LolOverruled I don't think he does a whole lot of thinking, ever.
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@NHLPlayerSafety Just keeps getting better
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@TheSWU The haters gonna double hate this one 🍿🍿🍿
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@Sportsnet Could've sailed a battleship through that 5 hole and he puts it into the logo 🤣
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@MaceAhWindu Cal Cleetus is a top tier look
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@BR_OpenIce @SabresFunStats Or Dahlin is just really hungry
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@mnwild How did Mikko get up there?
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@HeMightBeAdam What about the thing that checks your USB memory drives and says there's a problem and then offers to fix it, by reformatting, then continues to say there's a problem immediately after? Huge contender IMO
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@wyshynski @Avalanche If Tampa is really going to hang thier tears on that play, then we should go back and review every line change throughout the playoffs and adjust for the 1000 times this has happened
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@Veeren_Jubbal My man crush on him has grown a level
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@BR_OpenIce They called 12 more minutes of penalties for Luxmores hurt feelings than an Obvious Boarding that caused an injury.... NHL Officiating in midseason form
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@spittinchiclets The blackhawks certainly wouldn't lie about sexual activities happening within the organization... not ever...
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@amayadeakins @JoohnChoe They weren't torturing for information... They were torturing for this specific outcome... Which is a very effective use of torture
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@BR_OpenIce @megangley Talk about deceptive reporting.... Below is his full quote
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@DAPWrites @CNN The headline was in fact not misleading. He was arraigned in court today. Literal fact. Inside the article there is additional context surrounding the allegations, the recantment, and his present status. They can't put every single fact into a headline. You need to put effort in
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@BizNasty2point0 @SEAbuoy It's already been done
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@Useless380 @NHL @Avalanche @NavyFederal I mean... Kinda did that to yourself
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@HawleyMO Bro the FBI has literally said you're all being spoon fed Russian info Go back to the Kremlin you traitor
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@KeiziTV I mean... Gunn's slate feels random too. But in a good way.
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@NHL @mnwild @NewAmsterdam You guys are going to catch hell for having Minnesota 5 spots below the Avs after last night....
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@christophaa @JEM_el_tarasco @SuspectFed You avoid saying the first 4 letter word on this platform because it attracts the bots... Well moreso than any other post....
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@DiscussingFilm Felt really short, I was amazed that 46 minutes has gone by. But it was a good setup episode for 5.
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@PredsFanBrett33 @Sportsnet "cheap shots" 😂.... Ekholm should hit the gym so he doesn't get ragdolled like that
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@Walmart @ReelPropertyFL "Try again" Doesn't mean jack shit when it crashes in the MIDDLE OF CHECKOUT.... then when you get back in, "out of stock".... Give people a 10 minute timer once they have a console in their cart so they don't get screwed over by your shoddy ass website
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@ProducerDrew_ It's absolutely an assist and the league had best come back tomorrow and fix this
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@jonstewart Love having you back... It took all of one week for you to piss off everyone and honestly it was so needed.
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@LeoPettersson6 @JFreshHockey Hard to argue with this clearly genuine graphic
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@sentdefender Do you want a US carrier group in the Persian Gulf? Because that's how you get one
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@AlexMorgan_33 @citchmook Kuch has 160 in 142 games Mac has 100 in 77 Do the math there... Oh wait, Florida schools.... My bad. Mac 1.30 points per game, Kuch 1.13
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@TobyTurner @GrilloKelvin @MayoClinic They're not going to give someone an organ who isn't going to respect it....
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@nwblackmon Sure. But getting SMOKED by Georgia doesn't at all help argue that they were snubbed
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@Avalanche If you've got a problem with the Avs being inclusive, then you've got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate
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@Newyorkist What do you think we do in Denver?
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@NicholasPascar5 And it's what makes his decision at the end of Endgame so wonderful
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@JoeMerrick That would be insanely out of character for this franchise
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@RespectfulMemes @elonmusk ... This is the type of problem you need to be fixing
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@JoshuaPHilll Commuting fuels my anxiety and rage... It ruins the first 90 minutes of my day in the office calming down, then ruins the last 60 dreading having to suffer these people on the roads....
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@RespectfulMemes So... if it's genuinely caring for the friend... cool, wholesome.... If there's even remotely an alterior motive, creepy.
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@BR_OpenIce The one who has done this 😏
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@VicLombardi Dude is unnecessarily cementing himself as a hated figure in Denver sports history
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@DNBsports Yeah, that's what happens when you pull the "commit every penalty in the book and dare the refs to call it" strategy....
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@NFLonFOX Oddly enough, the Broncos.... 2 1yd line fumbles and a missed field goal in a 2 point loss.... Walk away with 3 points in any of those drives and they beat Seattle
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@theliamnissan Is it time to catch up on Last Week Tonight?!?!?
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@Geiger_Capital @CENTCOM You could've just said "I have no clue what I'm talking about" and saved $8
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@BR_OpenIce This isn't Best on Best if Hughes is in over Makar
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@markjburns88 It honestly feels like the only good part of thier NHL product
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