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2 years

@dxvsxx I had a workplace injury and was able to retire at 32. I thank God every day for tripping & flying down those stairs🥴🙌🏽.

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2 years

@highroadsaloon I saw this and just ...

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4 years

@_imcountry Tell him to keep that SAME ENERGY when you making 5x his salary, and need some help

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@Askalaunad

11 months

@solomonmissouri I'm still pissed at #HBO for canceling #LovecraftCountry 🤦🏽‍♀️😩🚮. They could've kept it going, especially since ike was killed off....there was so much more to that story that we never got to experience .

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@Dani_1n1i @mommy2raerae @thefathippy_ I asked for diapers (we were MARRIED but separated) and he told me to put him child support 🤦🏽‍♀️. Once I filed for divorce, The judge took every license he had and ordered him to pay 800$ per mo🤷🏽‍♀️ + back cs. He thought having more kids would lower his payments. It didn’t.😬

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2 years

@Pretty_MexStar He salty cause the jig is up😆

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@Askalaunad

5 years

@Lindsaybarret16 @khloekardashian @jordynwoods Whew....this tea hit different 😆

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@Askalaunad

4 years

@bslkte I had a 6’6 volleyball player who happened to be a white woman say, “ I know morally it wasn’t that good; but from an economic standpoint- wasn’t slavery a good thing?” . I was the only black person in the class and blurted out- “ did you do a line this morning before class?”

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@Askalaunad

4 years

@keywilliamss He was my cousin. Our family is heartbroken beyond human understanding. Please keep us in your thoughts as we navigate our immense grief.

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2 months

Can I play too? I Wasn't #BlackAtNASA , but I always wanted to be an astronaut when I was growing up & worked at DOD & Justice🥰🙏🏽. #Headshots #BlackTwitter

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Official NASA headshot just dropped 😌✨🌎🧑🏽‍🚀🙏🏾

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4 years

@IamGMJohnson Us: Billy is Gender Fluid🥰🙌🏽 The Aunties:

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@Askalaunad

2 years

@SunshineScottee Motherhood is extrodinarily ghetto.

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5 years

@lfaamg @SmOoChEs_Mwah @GrannyRose89 I’m legit in tears at Homiesexual

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5 years

#PastorDavidWilson He was just following the word🤷🏽‍♀️😆

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2 years

@Ania1mani My exhusband tried to kill me 6 years ago after I encouraged him to, "have a nice night" once he shared he was moving into his own apartment when asked to contribute financially to his own household. He hid a side-kid for 5 yrs. Same energy in this text after he broke my jaw😒:

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@Askalaunad

4 years

@madamenamio I would like to buy you a new iced coffee sis. What’s your Cashapp?

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4 years

@CouthNation Everybody is shocked at his ineptitude; I was staring at Tiny’s body language.... that’s a battered wife. Her anxiety when looking at his replies are extremely telling. She seems very afraid to speak up and timid in his presence. As a survivor; these are vivid signs...

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5 years

@ILoveBeinBlack I bet y’all put baby shark on after this shyt here🤷🏽‍♀️😂🤦🏽‍♀️

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5 years

Can we just take a moment and acknowledge the #BlackExcellence that is @mayawiley ?! @chrislhayes please bring her on every day or @MSNBC just give her a show. I learn so much from watching Ms. Wiley !

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5 years

@mochamomma My exhusband broke my jaw 3 years ago after I asked him to contribute $ to our household. 3wks ltr, I totaled my car. 6 Mos ltr. I had a career ending accident at work that forced me into disability retirement. Friends made sure I never missed a mortgage payment & always had food

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5 years

@_1Montana1_ @sgrate_ @ImSo_PATIENCE Shambles bruh. Sis is a wrap if that achoo come through 🤦🏽‍♀️😭

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@Askalaunad

5 years

@HustlersMovie @ConstanceWu @JLo @MissJuliaStiles @KekePalmer @lilireinhart @lizzo @iamcardib Take my money. Every.dime. Can’t wait to see it😂

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4 years

@Dani_1n1i The worst part: whenever my kids ask their donor for a 7$ lunch box or an updated book bag in the mid of the school year when they’re with him , he responds, “that’s why I pay child support- ask your mother”. I don’t downtalk him but my kids are so disgusted with him 🚮.

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@Askalaunad

4 years

@mykola Also- the “graying” of the federal gov (av age of a fed employee is 58 yrs old) is going to cause a major breakdown of services in the next 6-8 yrs. basic federal services like water/air/food safety won’t have subject matter experts as retirements begin to rise without backfills.

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@Askalaunad

4 years

@BigChamp_4 @HollywoodNiNo4 Jesus Deshawn Christ😭🤣🤣🤣. This was literally my first time seeing this shyt...y'all- I crying real tears and coughing. @iamjamiefoxx is a national treasure.

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@Askalaunad

5 years

@12D_ASCENSION My 11 yr old sold 4 $0.35 bags to a kid in her class for 100$. The kid said he likes these chips and his mom won’t buy them for him🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️. He also eloquently stated, “ my dad gives me money because he doesn’t have any time”.😔

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@Askalaunad

5 years

@dst6n01 @DexHinton We didn’t deserve Tyrone’s shenanigans😆. #NeverForget

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4 years

@MissOMara Thadda girl🙏🏽. We can’t help but to stan💯

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@Askalaunad

5 years

@Phaladikp Chile.... before I divorced him, I was an adjunct professor. One of my students came up to me and asked me if I was HIS COUSIN? “No dear, I’m his wife”. She dropped my class that day, then left a box of his things in front of my apt. He knocked her up too🤦🏽‍♀️

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@Askalaunad

6 years

@illuminaubrey_ @Kelisxoxo You did the right thing. As a parent, I don't know if I would have had the ability to be kind to my baby's bullies. Blessings to you, your family, and this young man's family. Sending love and financial support y'alls way.... 💗

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@Askalaunad

5 years

@Complex @radiorahqueen That attorney wants to tell the truth now since he’s dying of cancer😒... if you’re from Chicago, and you’re honest with yourself: You KNEW he was guilty 20 years ago.🤷🏽‍♀️

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5 years

@Kasice A treat indeed. Had all of black twitter like:

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4 years

@bydisgrace I’m not dating anyone that can’t afford to feed me the way I can feed me. Sorry to this man...

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@Askalaunad

4 years

@KlareBearr I felt all of this. Exhusband broke my jaw and I filed for divorce as soon as the courts open 💯. Congrats to you and enjoy your peace 🙏🏽

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@Askalaunad

4 years

@gleefulthoughts @h2yoooooo They are a piece of work.... same chick all over the world...🙄

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@Askalaunad

5 years

@CerromeZONE We are not coming for Sgt. Tutuola. Not on my watch!😂😆🤷🏽‍♀️

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@Askalaunad

5 years

@ILoveBeinBlack It’s our survival mechanism 😆🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

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3 years

@kyalbr Mine is my all-powerful twerk wind. It forces niggas to tell the truth and be honest about fckboi behavior. 🥰And give me all their money🙌🏽. Best negro solstice EVER!!!!

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@Askalaunad

5 years

@LaLaLaSeanna @TheBeardedDre Ku klux Karen petty asl🤦🏽‍♀️

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@Askalaunad

2 years

Mona BEEN told y'all about how #shether ENDED the game😆. I'm still cackling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #wednesdaythought

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@Askalaunad

5 years

@moon_goddess96 @12D_ASCENSION They are so incredibly innocent and we don’t deserve them. I told her to give him back at least 95$🤷🏽‍♀️. The kid wouldn’t take it back because he said “he ate the chips already”😭🤦🏽‍♀️😂🤷🏽‍♀️

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@Askalaunad

4 years

@__dylannnn @bslkte No clue. I was sitting in front of the class and Andre the giant was in the back. My professor told her to get her shyt together because that was a stupid question. He then apologized to anyone in the class who was offended by her remarks and we tried to continue the class.

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@Askalaunad

2 years

@BeanieBbyFace @Ania1mani Thank you for your empathy. He's paying restitution/Child Support for the next 10 years and I've been in therapy for the past 6.

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4 years

@arayyay They said Lena was out here in Nem streets😬!

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4 years

@FreeBreNastyy Made my Sunday🥰. God bless this white woman and her children

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@Askalaunad

4 years

@Lord_Dubbs As a survivor, I thank you for your service to humanity🙏🏽

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@Askalaunad

5 years

@MeekMill Fella saw this and made his decision 🤷🏽‍♀️😂

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5 years

@mochamomma I hold them all incredibly close to my heart . When I asked them why, they all told me various iterations of, “you may have forgotten, but when we were in high school, you defended me from this” or, “You were the reason I went to college”, “you held me when I lost my mom”. 😭

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5 years

We are a people without a president🤷🏽‍♀️... but when we had one, boy were those times great💕 #HappyPresidentsDayObama

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4 years

@pj_ntheprojects @YourGoodJudy Ever. Ain’t no fckin way I’m gon HELP HIM cheat on me🤦🏽‍♀️

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26 days

@BadFatBlackGirl They walking in the door STRAP FIRST💯✨️!

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@Askalaunad

4 years

@ImNoRoleModel They literally just sprinkled every black laker into the story. The media seriously failed horribly and #TMZ truly ain’t shyt for disclosing before the family could be officially notified 🚮

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5 years

Have y’all ever stayed in a $2500 a night resort before....? STORYTIME: The Gaylord National Harbor has been holding OUT! I didn’t even know they had all this🤭... My best friend and I are staying in the most expensive room in the hotel because our regular room had a leak.

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@Askalaunad

4 years

@__dylannnn @bslkte It’s how I remembered her. She was massive🤷🏽‍♀️😂. But really ridiculous and offensive.

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4 years

@meenaharris Our family is heartbroken & devastated beyond words Meena. Please keep my family in your thoughts. He made us all so proud😭

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@Askalaunad

4 years

@crissles He was my cousin. Our family is heartbroken. 😭 God taking everybody but that mfka and I'm livid🤬

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@Askalaunad

5 years

@Yamiche @WRAL @WRALLena North Carolina. The “Send Her Back” state. Nancy Goodman is a racist piece of garbage and I feel empathy for this small child she is smiling in Bigot next to.🚮 SideNote: I’m starting to notice a pattern with White Evangelicals 🤔

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5 years

@awkward_duck 🤷🏽‍♀️

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5 years

@HBCUfessions This the only way to fix this shyt🤦🏽‍♀️. FAMU wilding again😂🚮

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5 years

@virgo_like I would be ashamed TOO! You know it’s bad when @rihanna is displeased 😒

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6 years

@LilContra @banktella_kam Everyday y’all stray further and further from the lord...😂

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2 years

@thareaalthing @Pretty_MexStar The goodsis is proudly displaying her ring too🥴. I was once married to a scumbag so I know the feeling. He really said, "I can't see it"....like Sir....please.

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4 years

@madamenamio Because you made me proud today🥰. I hope you destroyed everything in that hoe’s LV bag and all 32 ounces absolutely ruined her day.

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4 years

@djaymando1 @BigChamp_4 These two pictures right next other are SENDING ME!!!!!

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4 years

@R_Rechail This makes me so happy. Please let us know how we can support your dad & your family to ensure his success🙏🏽

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4 years

@PIMPDADDEEX She was sooo deflated..

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5 years

@griergxsm I grew up watching Batman & X-men cartoons. Kids shouldn’t have to Police their favorite cartoons or stories. Good for him 💕

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@jaysmit76227082 @darrrinnn @XavierDLeau We are HELL in a crisis😩🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

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4 years

@tatispice Dammit y’all 😂😂😂😂😂

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5 years

@kiraalex @TrishaMari34 @GrannyRose89 It’s ok sis. Just reading this thread helped me understand that we were just loving women who got conned by ain’t shyt men.. we mad it out the circus🎪 , and just gotta stay out that mfka🤷🏽‍♀️😆

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@Askalaunad

4 years

@ESPN_Rams_Takes @xavier_world226 That poor baby. Some people just shouldn’t be having kids 😒. I hope he receives the care he needs.

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@Askalaunad

5 years

@_aerielburge She is sooooo adorable 💕. Chicks would DIE to have all that pretty hair grow from their scalp! I tell mine the same thing when she starts questioning her glory 🤷🏽‍♀️🙌🏽. Keep gassing her up . She’ll hear your voice in the future when the negative self perception hits as she grows👌🏽

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2 years

@MarlowNYC @DollyParton As an official from the Black Delegation, it must be shared throughout the land how much my people love us some Dolly. Black folks adore this woman🥰💕

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4 years

@JoyyUnSpeakable Future walked so Lena could run.

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2 years

@MissRissaB @femi_moji Its called "Pink Clouding". After a severe workplace injury, I told all my friends & loved ones that I was giving away all of my business casual clothing. My dms were full of people asking if I was suicidal. I appreciate them looking out- but just wanted to clear my closet🙏🏼

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5 years

@lloydodan @dietanimalfries @WannasWorld Make it make sense🤦🏽‍♀️

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5 years

@Youngiice @GmacCash It kinda slap don’t it?🤷🏽‍♀️😂

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@Askalaunad

4 years

@_randuhl I loved my job until my coworkers turned against me and my boss started acting real unfamiliar. I was due to train the staff who always had a knife in my back in an area of expertise that only I had (and took 5 years to master). Got injured & retired w/o teaching them Shit 😆.

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5 years

@notcapnamerica @TiffanyDCross I am reattaching my edges at this very moment.... gathered AND dragged boffum for absolute filth🤭

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@Askalaunad

3 years

@Dd0llaz When I tell y'all I have been in absolute shambles watching this shyt and reading the comments😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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4 years

@xiaraaaaa_ This little ANGEL.... We don’t deserve sweet babies like this🥰

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5 years

He went after me at 17. And two of my girls at 15&16. He would have his fat ass body guard slide his number through a handshake . It was often on a wrapper of doublemint gum. It read “Rob 773-###-####”. Thank god we knew never to call. #SurvivingRKellly

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5 years

@tyrone345345 I would have literally set the office on fire.... unacceptable.

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2 years

@momja22 @BeanieBbyFace @Ania1mani I could definitely tell you the temperature in hell. He was a chronic cheater and manipulator. He stole thousands of $ from my children & I, slept with randoms off of Craigslist, and denied having any children as he took other women on dates with my money. My Divorce was amazing.

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5 years

@cultureburns @mattdsilva17 I know😭😭😭😭😭😭😭! The best ducking in de world 🤗!

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4 years

@cee_thugga_ @__dylannnn @bslkte Her indifference to the disrespect made me want to go completely in and ruin her day; but I didn’t want to make the professor any more uncomfortable than he already was. An unfair burden placed on students of color in predominantly white spaces 🤦🏽‍♀️.

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2 years

@nancytaughtyou The way I would have called the police and filed assualt charges....AND THEN took that paperwork to HR with the mandate that she never be allowed to be in the same room as me again🤬. Cause what we're NOT going to do is touch IN A WORLDWIDE PANDEMIC.....TF?😐

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@notcapnamerica Now had they just left that black woman alone, we wouldn't be here🤧🥱🫠.....

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@Askalaunad

2 years

@hey_ms_walker @dxvsxx I fell 7ft down a flight of stairs and landed perpendicular to how I fell. I had just had an MRI 3 weeks prior & once they sent me to have a follow up due to my fall, there were 4 dislocated disks along my spinal column. Had to relearn how to walk, etc.

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2 years

@NthnBut_Trouble @dxvsxx Girl...I was SICK of them people too? God said, "No More!"- and that was that. Dislocated a few back bones that made it impossible to go back to work so they have to pay me for the rest of my life. It was a great job too?! Full medical, dental & vision as well. In my 5th year✨️

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4 years

@JE55ICAFANT Bootcut sex offender Kenny😬. Hard pass sis.🙋🏽‍♀️

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5 years

@Real_KB @JanetJackson He fangirled and we love y’all 💕

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5 years

@crissles Aunties stay lyin🤦🏽‍♀️😂. Before I retired from the US Marshals service, my folks would be lying talmbout I helped capture fugitives.... I worked in HR at the damn headquarters Auntie JennyVee🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

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4 years

@Cookey_9 Bro out here STEALING😆....these ain’t your words Chief....

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@Askalaunad

2 years

I woke up to #PrinceOfPegging trending..... the audacity of them people for mistreating Meg knowing good & well his tea was PIPING HOT🤦🏽‍♀️. #BlackTwitter - MOUNT UP😆

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5 years

@MELANIN_gd So we gentrifying kool aid pickles now🤦🏽‍♀️🚮

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5 years

@rosemariesays @me_go_migos You should have shown us her name 😒

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