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Anthony Tesla

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7 months

Wait, so that comic Stonetoss made about Women of color being secretly attracted to White racists, he was writing about... his parents?

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Como judío, siempre me han molestado cuando se usan las comparaciones con los nazis con pequeños inconvenientes o cuando gana alguien que no te gusta. Aquí no: Los venezolanos tienen TODO EL DERECHO DEL MUNDO de usar esta comparación.

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@MerriamWebster "Apapachar", it's a Mexican Spanish word, comes from Nahuatl, and it literally means "hug with the soul", it's used like, sort of a mix of "to cuddle", "to support" and "to console": to throw all of your love to someone when they need it the most.

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@nightphiz Insert that "we all should know less about each other" headline meme.

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1 year

@Graporeon Oh yeah? Respond to this then.

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@CassyWearsHeels Ah yes, the famously out of business Disney corporation.

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1 year

@ghostlysleuth The sad thing is that they kinda put the seed of this new style with that Paperman short back in 2012... and then they did nothing with that.

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3 years

@m_older I always said if Ghibli made Spiderman, the entire movie would be about him delivering pizzas. AND WOULD STILL BE GOOD.

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9 months

@OOConserva E inclusive si todo fuera maravilloso y color de rosa, si una persona no quiere tener hijos, es su p*ta decisión y no tiene que darte justificaciones ni razones.

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2 years

@toonsgowild It does kinda feel like something the show would do, tho.

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@CynDavilaChase I guess bc executives are kinda conservative? Not in a political sense, but in the "play it safe" way. "No, audiences won't be attracted to the love story about cultural differences; use the funny, quirky kid as the hook".

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@SandwichJudge @Nash076 I can totally see companies asking "Muh, but sir/madam, why there was a gap in your resume in 2020?", with no self-awareness whatsover.

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3 years

@tylermazone3 @MohanadElshieky I have always wondered if there's something about plagues that's especially repelent to human story-telling narratives. We make stories about war, revolutions and even natural disasters. But plagues? BARELY mentioned.

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@TrueSlazac Spain has like, only one industry left, and now they don't want to work in that one either.

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@toonsgowild "OK, when we start recording?"

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3 years

@patriottakes ME, A JEWISH PERSON: For the last time: no, being slightly inconvenienced is not the same as the Holocaust.

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@empireenjoyer10 Lol you loser!

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@TheOnion The Office fans are the Harry Potter fans of the TV world.

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1 year

Animation Twitter be like "Primos is the most racist thing Disney has ever done!" Really... really? This Disney? Primos is THE MOST RACIST THING EVER?

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2 years

@sanssoul11 @coopercooperco The hard truth is, most people got Netflix to watch things they already love: movies and shows from Disney, WB, Paramount, and so on. Now every studio and their mother has their own streaming service, so they move out their stuff from Netflix, but Netflix wants us to PAY MORE.

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@DanteAtkins American Tankies aren't that different from conservatives. They both need the US to be the center, the protagonist, of any conflict, as a hero or as a villain. They can't understand how Eastern Europe rejected the USSR, IT HAD TO BE AMERICAN neo-colonialism, somehow.

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@PopCulture2000s Man, Diana was truly the closest thing we ever got to a real life fairy tale princess, wasn't she? Like, not that her life was ANYWHERE close to perfect, but c'mon, if this is the thing she inspired...

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@ChampagnePuthy @WeekesPrincess The weird thing is, a lot of those fans could easily just keep it quiet and still buy HP stuff. But instead they need to be vocal about it.

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@ben_rosen JERRY: How are things going with the Na'vi? GEORGE: We broke up. JERRY: You broke up? Why? GEORGE: She was lying! She wasn't a Na'vi? JERRY: She wasn't a Na'vi? What was she then? GEORGE: ...A short fat bald man.

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@supercarteles A recuperar lo que nos hizo perder el COVID.

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@SevaUT I'm all for more women in power, but the entire "if women ruled there wouldn't be wars" is extremely condescending.

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2 years

@Nnedi I remember my father never wanted my brother and I to spend time alone with one of our uncles. We never get why or questioned it, but in hindsight...

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@TrueSlazac Just say "French", this is taking forever.

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3 years

@SimpsonitoMX Si no comieran esas cosas no serían tan chiquitos.

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1 year

@SevaUT GERMANY ACCEPTING THE AWARD: "Woo! Thank you, this year I had VERY THOUGHT competition! France, you're awesome! RUSSIA! A ROUND OF APPLAUSES, PLEASE! American Evangelicals, you're so good at both YOU'RE SCARY!"

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@Sebaa_Salazar Solo hace unas horas dijo "amo tanto a Argentina como a mis hijos".

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@s30k__ The American mind cannot comprehend how racist can Europeans be to other "White People".

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9 months

@WheatPM LEFTISTS: "Liberals will literally embrace Fascism than to be socialists". ALSO LEFTISTS:

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3 years

@ThatEricAlper Underrated, but Heath Ledger in A Knight's Tale. Maaaan, he really embodies the idea of a true hero, a true knight. And that movie has a REALLY solid cast to begin with.

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@nikicaga Mexico is so weird man, the cities have highly educated people, pro-choice, pro-LGBT but VERY cautious of anything involving big goverment in the private sector, while the rural zones are almost Marxist on their economic approach while being DEEPLY religious conservatives.

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@kwilly462 @TheJakeneutron I KNOW RIGHT?! The shots, the music cues...

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11 months

@RealYouTubeKids This is kinda... charged. It combines real issues in Mexican culture with machismo (where women are still expected to look "pretty"), with some real grievances against US depictions of Mexican characters...1/

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3 years

@RiseFallNickBck Never forget this:

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3 years

@tchncllytru Even as a writer, I freakin' hate all those "THE BOOK IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN THE MOVIE BECAUSE READING" fans. It's almost as if two different mediums require different narrative techniques and languages.

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@JohnDiLillo If anything, I love how emotional he gets, how personal he gets despite not being a Muslim. How HUMAN he looks. We all could use some of that.

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@slimeregent @JohnDiLillo My theory is that Endgame kinda did too good of a job: it felt big, a good and satisfactory end of the road for many, and they left ever since.

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@thelindsayellis BUUUT, while we're on it: just because you're excited for these movies doesn't suddenly wash anti-women stuff. I have seen it: "I DON'T HATE WOMEN, I LIKE WW!"

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8 months

@nykyt0sha The great tragedy of White American Progressives isn't that they can imagine a better world, but the fact they can't imagine a worst one.

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4 years

@AmazingMrBrock @verge The Cuties trailer's still there. Just saying.

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@SanMarinoTeam Ya van como más de 30 años de "El futuro del futbol está en África" o "EEUU cuando tome el deporte en serio, gana el mundial", y plot twist: Japón anda levantando la mano.

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@kylefandrews And the most telling thing is... it shows. It really shows. Even when the production was top notch and those shows had solid talent... you can tell both a huge executive oversight AND a lack of personal vision.

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@alphaserendipi A lot of parents really don't give a about what their kids watch. Heck, a lot of them have no business being parents.

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10 months

@CondorPana Siempre cuando dudo, me digo "¿Qué haría Homero y Morticia?"

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7 months

OK, this exploded: if you happen to speak Spanish, give this cheap romantic book a chance.

Un Club Entre Dos

Allyson es en muchos sentidos una estudiante perfecta, y se espera mucho de ella de parte de su familia y de su escuela...

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@RasberryRazz The big plot twist is, a lot of Barbie fans, just like Marvel fans, need to watch more movies.

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2 years

Not exactly the same, since Roman Polanski's case is well known and probably mentioned it already. But I want to remember those who signed for his return to the US. And it includes a lot of your favorites, including Guillermo del Toro, Harrison Ford and Emma Thompson.

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@ZoeRoseBryant Los gringos descubren los piropos be like:

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@VICE It doesn't bother me, but dude, trust me: lots of latinos would happily join the GOP just by the fact the media uses the word "latinx".

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@oOoConservas Hay muchas razones completamente legitimas para criticar el capitalismo y el consumismo. Pero existen ciertos tipos (Y CASI SIEMPRE SON TIPOS) que solo se acuerdan de eso cuando es el Mes del Orgullo, por alguna razón.

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3 years

@ThatEricAlper A Change Is Gonna Come by Sam Cooke. I love that song but I can't stand listening very often: I feel like we're not living up to that message.

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@bad2sentence Not scary, but, no snark here, there's something of a cool social commentary.

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2 years

@renaramadngdong In Latin America we joke Spaniards' only job is to be a YouTuber.

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2 years

@DisabledJess Remember when Bill Maher said, without a gram of self-awareness, why is easier to come out as trans in California than in Ohio? And it's not like California is perfect, but c'mon man, think harder.

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@Erivlt "Ni siquiera una máquina diseñado para amarte, puede amarte."

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9 months

@Eliza_Rain Al final del día, el doblaje es un trabajo, y Mario está cuidando su negocio (alguien tiene que hacerlo, con lo mal pagado que es el doblaje en México). ¿Saben porque los filmes de Disney clásicos están re-doblados? Porque Disney no quería pagar regalías al elenco original.

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2 years

@misterduby Nerdom was never perfect but somehow has going backwards. I mean, in another time, a badass girl character would be having a bunch of geeks doing fanart and drooling for her, instead of making them feel fragile and threatened.

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@BeijingPalmer Yeeeeah the entire "we don't measure economic growth, but happiness" always seemed too fishy to me, but White Liberals and Progressives took it at face value as some sort of bizarre condescending exoticism.

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@DynamoSuperX Also: I'm not saying Spiderverse will get Mario numbers, but I see a lot of people dismissing the idea since "Mario is a cultural icon". You know, unlike that unknown character, Spiderman or something.

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1 year

@LilySimpson1312 These people never really cared about "freedom of speech"; they felt entitled to your money, what's what they cared about.

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2 years

@agraybee @ImaniAndromeda @peterawolf It's like race fetish for convenience stores.

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2 years

@Tranarchic ALL, ALL OF MY NON-JEWISH FRIENDS: "It was so sad what happened to that poor kid". ME: ...srsly?

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@Abellcymeg Es raro pensar que en la vida real, el señor Burns haría mucho más por el medio ambiente que Lisa Simpson.

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3 years

It's almost as if the key to solve poor people's problems is freaking money.

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New research suggests giving extra cash to low-income mothers can change their infants’ brain development

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@supercarteles Misma energía.

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@oOoConservas * Cómo Entrenar A Tu Woke * Wokenheimmer * Los Woke No Saben Saltar * Tomates Verdes Woke * La Lista de Woke * Pie Pequeño en el Valle Woke. * El Woke De Hierro * El Ciudadano Woke * Woke Story * Cuando El Woke Nos Alcance * Todo Sobre Mi Woke * Woke, Actually.

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@Scaramucci I really, REALLY hope AND WANT TO BELIEVE you're right here.

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@nykyt0sha The USA is, despite everything (and without denying their faults), the best in the world in terms of assimilating immigrants.

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@EsdeProfugos Y luego la gente cree que esas cosas de quitar el plomo de las pinturas y no dejar fumar en interiores no tienen resultados.

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@nomellamodany Una vez leí "EEUU es el mejor país del mundo si eres rico" y creo que eso lo explica todo.

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@bad2sentence I mean... it's horror.

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@WarrenIsDead Yeah, like... even if you take it at face value, as some sort of modern secular religion... a religion can still be made fun of.

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@AChillGhost Yeah man if you think American conservatives get awkward with recognizing the past... I have a word to tell you about Europeans...

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9 months

@FilmBart Back in the day, Comedians had to learn you just can plain BOMB. That happens, that's part of the job. Now if you bomb, you gotta make it political all the way until making a podcast with Ben Shapiro.

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2 years

@Jell_ESC Russia lost itself.

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4 years

@BCG_NoContext Insert "this is the future the liberals want" joke.

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3 years

@xpatriciah @Nash076 These guys defeat their own argument. Like, for a while they all be like "We know those aren't realistic female body types, but it's just a fantasy; it's not like we actually IRL objetify women or any fan whatsover". And then they totally do, and waaaaaaaaaay worse.

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@capybaroness If we ever make it out of this pandemic, I'd not be asking, in 20 or 30 years when Pixar or whoever does these movies, "where are the mentions of COVID 19?" I can't even stand them right now.

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@Thomas_Astruc @saturnicks You know? We're seeing a lot that trope of "the mean girl that eventually develops a soft side", and that's fine. But I mad respect this; it's a hard lesson, some people won't change, and it's a waste of time to try to help them do so.

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@Public_Citizen It was never about productivity or even money. It is about power, the feeling that they own you. They could be even richer and their business more productive, but they're willing to sacrifice a little money they won't even notice anyway in exchange for that power.

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5 years

@JulianCastro Sassy Castro is best Castro.

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@KareemRifai Give them time...

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@Eurovoix

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@rawtoonintros ME, LOOKING AT THIS: Oh, nice, Digimon has a really cool open-- *realizes is the American version* Eew, no, no. Wrong. WRONG.

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2 years

@ShadowTodd I once heard that Meghan Trainor is an artists for moms who like body positivity but are too racist to like Lizzo, so... Europe in general?

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@ShadowTodd Wait, MOTDF didn't chart back then? It was a huge hit in Latin America.

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@SwannMarcus89 I've been saying, SINCE DAY ONE, Milei only has to be "mediocre", because even that would be WAY better than whatever Peronists have beeing doing.

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@oOoConservas España no es un país: son un montón de equipos de futbol pegados a un himno nacional.

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@OOConserva Lo más raro fue a ver a los gamers alt-right ofendidos porque hay mujeres sexis en bikinis... ...¿no eran eso de lo que se quejaban hace apenas dos años? ¿Que le quitaban lo sexy a los personajes femeninos? Diría que parecen sacerdotes, pero hasta los sacerdotes tienen sexo.

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2 years

@KatQannayahu Yes... I think defeating the nazis is a good thing.

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3 years

@FrickEpic Sir, this is a Kart race.

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@ShadowTodd Barbie should join to Star Wars in the club of "movies that deserve a way better fandom".

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3 years

@DanPriceSeattle It was never about productivity, or even money. It's about power. They could make even more money, but they're willing to sacrifice a little more they won't even notice anyway in exchange to feel they own you.

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@nykyt0sha The way at the time most of us thought of her as a great stateswoman, even the "true" Free World leader during the Trump presidency. Now she is basically the new Chamberlain.

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@JohnDiLillo I was sort of excited for this movie, but this stupid level of reverence and gravitas what it was supposed to be a silly surreal comey it's insane and I already kinda feel this will suck.

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@AGramuglia I don't fear those who call characters like this "annoying". I fear those who call them sexy.

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