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@AnnaFaris
Anna Faris
4 years
20 years ago I had no idea the killer was in the house. Happy anniversary Scary Movie!
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3 years
Fun fact - this was real tooth paste
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7 years
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7 years
My main men!!
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9 years
You can tell by our faces that I've been trying to take this felfie for a while #hatwearinfamily http://t.co/MPjzvBLHeS
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7 years
Jack said "I got you a picture of a family Mom!"
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@AnnaFaris
Anna Faris
9 years
Strong husband, small guitar, and pirate child. @prattprattpratt http://t.co/5bOlHX5va5
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9 years
My sweet men on the last day on set of parks and recreation. What a great show @prattprattpratt http://t.co/neN2CEigw5
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4 years
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@AnnaFaris
Anna Faris
7 years
1018am. This is happening. First tie-tying tutorial.
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Anna Faris
7 years
I'm going to miss these moments when jack is a teenager learning to drive. Or sneaking out of the house. Or mad at me
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7 years
Going through photos again. This is chris kissing my freezing nose in Tokyo please don't vomit. I just did.
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@AnnaFaris
Anna Faris
6 years
The House Bunny is 10 years old today- fun fact- I originally pitched to the writers that my character was a meth addict- they nodded their heads and said, “or... she can be a house mom at a sorority!”
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Anna Faris
7 years
Truthfully-and I want to be frank- Chris is truly the best person I know-and he will be annoyed with me for tweeting this-but I love him
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@AnnaFaris
Anna Faris
7 years
I know I'm completely biased- but I LOVE this movie so much!!!!
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7 years
Also my two sweet guys in the back of a pedi cab
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Anna Faris
4 years
Happy Halloween!!
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Anna Faris
7 years
Ahhhhhhhhhh
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@AnnaFaris
Anna Faris
7 years
917am. Chris is finding inspiration for his speech.
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7 years
I took a selfie!!
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7 years
Now it's getting real. Chris may be annoyed. 403pm
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@AnnaFaris
Anna Faris
6 years
My hot mom is on 🔥
@JarettSays
Jarett Wieselman
6 years
allison janney is a fucking mood.
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Anna Faris
7 years
415pm. Our bathrooms clearly aren't working
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@AnnaFaris
Anna Faris
7 years
1054am. Car ride! Hollywood here we come!
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@AnnaFaris
Anna Faris
8 years
My sweet husband @prattprattpratt
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@AnnaFaris
Anna Faris
9 years
I would like to bore all my sweet followers with a happy anniversary message to my love @prattprattpratt here goes: happy anniversary baby!
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Anna Faris
7 years
815am. Found chris doing this. He's clearly a ball of nerves just like me.
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6 years
Yess mom!!!!
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@AnnaFaris
Anna Faris
9 years
My sweet brave men need to rest sometimes and also wear eyepatches for two hours everyday @prattprattpratt http://t.co/0RahHwCR19
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4 years
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5 years
Hell yah!!
@netflixqueue
Netflix Queue
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Anna Faris had to pitch “The House Bunny” 24 TIMES! before it was greenlit — but the result is a comedic tour de force that was written by @KarenMcCullah1 & @KiwiLovesYou (watch #Trinkets !), co-stars Emma Stone, @katharinemcphee @OfficialKat @TheRue & hits NetflixUS on August 1!
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@AnnaFaris
Anna Faris
10 years
Ugh. So bummed my husband got such a huge head from being starlord. http://t.co/BwtVkgSjEe
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Anna Faris
7 years
934am. Look what chris is doing. Will he be a little ruffled about me posting this? I'll let you know!
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Anna Faris
9 years
On the way!! I shaved my legs! #wetredcarpet http://t.co/2QifQ8nzi3
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@AnnaFaris
Anna Faris
4 years
I’m not that hungry- can I just get the one mahi?
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@AnnaFaris
Anna Faris
9 years
My husband keeps mystery items in the freezer-this bag has terrified me for 2 days @prattprattpratt @bobfaris http://t.co/1fxROXXik3
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Anna Faris
7 years
Happy Father's Day to all the amazing men out there! @prattprattpratt Father's Day 2 years ago -great memories
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Anna Faris
7 years
@prattprattpratt honey-you can't just send me a photo like this and not expect me to tweet it
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@AnnaFaris
Anna Faris
3 years
In so many ways @yelyahwilliams really is a rockstar. @unqualified
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Anna Faris
7 years
736am. In front of shower. Again. Chris is getting a star today on Hollywood blvd. I'm supposed to speak. Oh boy.
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7 years
540pm. Running late. Chris blames you guys. Seriously.
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Anna Faris
9 years
@prattprattpratt - honey, what if I'm the littlest jealous of Blue? I mean, she's hot, smart, and you clearly adore her-thoughts?
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9 years
At the game!! Have met wonderful people here supporting both teams-what a great country http://t.co/7hVdTbnfYr
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@AnnaFaris
Anna Faris
7 years
Jack told me that he could give his sweater a hood. I said "prove it!" So he did. And everyone was happy.
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Anna Faris
7 years
Ahhhhhhh-my sweet son! Just want to kiss his neck forever
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Anna Faris
7 years
I thought I was making a fair trade with my son-four BBQ chips for two cheetos but man, I got robbed
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Anna Faris
7 years
Hey everyone! This is your captain speaking: please sit back and enjoy your flight. No anger issues here. Esp.w/mymom
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Anna Faris
9 years
Train museum! For the 120th time!!! http://t.co/IRuFCXJFVh
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7 years
1004am. Jack just said "Mommy, let's jump on the bed." No time son. No time.
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Anna Faris
9 years
The numbers aren't in yet-but we're expecting jack's IQ to be 140+ considering the space boat he built http://t.co/gXdhTJw78L
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7 years
Ahhh!!! Happy birthday honey!! You always make me laugh. And I love being romantic over twitter. @prattprattpratt
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7 years
Anna is gorgeous while Chris is just.. 😂 Please send him birthday wishes from Pittsburgh, @AnnaKFaris 🎉🎉 #HappyBirthday @prattprattpratt
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Anna Faris
6 years
People avoided me all night because my mom’s prom dress smelled like moth balls-I love you mom and dad- happy 50th anniversary!
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3 years
Happy Anniversary Just Friends!!
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9 years
My son just threw his fork across the room-and when Chris made him apologize Jack said"I can't!I can't see!I'm so sick!" An actor prepares!
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Anna Faris
9 years
You know how when your child goes into your bathroom and gets quiet? And things seem okay? Then your eyeliner is gone http://t.co/r1wzRGFFL7
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Anna Faris
7 years
Mom, dad, I can do better than my last tweet. Happy 49th anniversary-you two are my goals and I love you so much
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9 years
Saturday night with the guys! http://t.co/wUZhJKxBSK
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9 years
My sweet husband trying to explain strategy http://t.co/TXghEWCDAY
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Anna Faris
7 years
You guys, I'm going on a book tour
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5 years
My sweet angel. Right after this bath he kicked me right in the thigh.
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Anna Faris
9 years
Potty training is going so great! I'm a natural! @prattprattpratt http://t.co/TTeSxQsuwG
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Anna Faris
7 years
1036am. Waiting for chris to dress. So glad I have my speech all written out.
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Anna Faris
7 years
I had the greatest time driving to work everyday with my wonderful husband @prattprattpratt -please don't vomit I love you guys
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Chris Pratt
7 years
Let the countdown begin!!! I am appearing in @MomCBS with my real life wife @AnnaKFaris this Thursday the 19th!!!
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8 years
My sweet men! Thanks for keeping @prattprattpratt warm @jimmykimmel
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Anna Faris
6 years
Yeaaaahhhh!!! 100 episodes!!!! #Mom100
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7 years
I'm so lucky to have a child that likes cake - and also I love you
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Anna Faris
9 years
@prattprattpratt thinks I'm taking a nap but I'm really watching the last @JurassicPark trailer over and over-can't believe he's my man
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Anna Faris
7 years
1248pm. Jack met a raccoon
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Anna Faris
9 years
Going home after golden globes. My feet are really swollen http://t.co/aWZh67IGma
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Anna Faris
9 years
Okay babe- but if you did I hope you used protection. We don't need any praptors running around.
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Chris Pratt
9 years
She's a little cold blooded for my taste. #rimshot But seriously. Nothing happened.
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8 years
Train museum! For the 223rd time!
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5 years
Yay!!
@MomWB
Mom
5 years
More #Mom , more fun! 🎉 We're excited to share that your favorite ladies will be back for 2 more seasons!
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Anna Faris
7 years
I’m really unqualified to be giving advice, but I’m doing it anyway in my new book- available for pre-order at all retailers!! I love you!!!
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Anna Faris
9 years
Look at my moves!! That's my subtly at work! Liquid courage (classy form) and half-open eyes! @prattprattpratt http://t.co/5MpDMujox0
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7 years
To all my twitter followers-and especially to my camp members-i read your tweets and I just love you guys-thank you
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Anna Faris
7 years
about their distant grief. I don't know what it's like to lose a child-but I imagine if I lost my son I wouldn't be able to breathe again
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Anna Faris
5 years
First bike ride. Not nervous at all. Also my dad just sent me this which means he is up too late. I’ll follow up with a bikini pic
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9 years
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@AnnaFaris
Anna Faris
8 years
Can I make everyone vomit by publicly declaring my love for @prattprattpratt ?
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Chris Pratt
8 years
Proof
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9 years
You know how when you're talking to a friend, catching up, and your child is playing quietly in the other room? Huh. http://t.co/WrxuagWUQM
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9 years
Family selfie! Felfie? http://t.co/C4zSDDewNE
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Anna Faris
7 years
832 am. Chris just got back from yoga. Doesn't know what I'm up to yet. Will he be annoyed? Let's find out.
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Anna Faris
7 years
827 am. Me on the bed not taking a shower and playing twitter. This might be a long day for you guys @prattprattpratt
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Anna Faris
9 years
"I don't think so mommy!" Is what my child said after "Can you please pick up the popcorn you threw all over?" http://t.co/00rXSZ3CxW
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Anna Faris
7 years
I've been wanting to express my sadness about Manchester- I've waited because as a mom I would feel so angry about celebrities writing
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Anna Faris
6 years
Eighth Grade- why did my parents think I needed braces- I think it was part of their long term virginity plan- @boburnham , director of the brilliant @eighthgrademov , is on today’s episode- please check it out!
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Anna Faris
3 years
Thank you @brielarson and #JessieEnnis for coming on @unqualified ! I just subscribed to @LearningLots !
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7 years
Also check out these azaleas that we saw today! If I was the director of this movie I would tell set dec to pull back
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8 years
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7 years
On the boat!! Overboard!! @EvaLongoria
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Anna Faris
6 years
Happy Mother’s Day sweet mama
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Anna Faris
7 years
@prattprattpratt I hope you don't mind- I bought us a new mansion!!
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7 years
1009am. Supposed to be getting dressed. Here's Chris. He doesn't take as long to "groom". Men
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Anna Faris
4 years
I’m not quite sure how to express gratitude to the north Lake Tahoe fire department- we were saved from carbon monoxide- it’s a stupidly dramatic story but I’m feeling very fortunate
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Anna Faris
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A few weeks ago, when the world was still normal, I got to spend a few hours with YouTube superstar @daviddobrik . He gave me an education on cartoon porn, how to create a fake earthquake, and the value of friendship. Then @jasonnash dropped by because basically he lives there.
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Anna Faris
7 years
755am. Deodorant application commencing. Might need extra coating. But it'll be my secret, dammit.
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7 years
1056am. My dear followers might see the fear behind my eyes in the last post.
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Anna Faris
9 years
Love saving $ on things like house painters-Jack has it taken care of-should I be worried about US child labor laws? http://t.co/hhLfxFBCf6
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This isn't happening right now. Scrolling through photos though and this seemed like a way to exploit my child. 901am
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