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Alessa

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2 years

I never talked about it on Twitter, but not getting the vaccine was one of the top 15 hardest things I chose to do in my life. I prayed. I cried. I yelled. I screamed. Some days I felt like giving in. I didn't.

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2 years

Unpopular opinion: I don't like women announcing men's basketball games.

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2 years

Tree is up!

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2 years

Remember the guy who uninvited me to the birthday party because I'm not vaccinated? He sent an e-mail today, upset that my husband didn't attend the party without me. #EmailDeletedWithoutResponse

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2 years

My biggest annoyance on Twitter is when I see one person steal another's tweet as their own. What are we, Democrats? 😒

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2 years

I did something impulsive. I invited my sister--with whom I've had a fairly strained relationship for 5 years--to join me on a trip to see my parents in Florida for 6 days. She quickly accepted and I hope this leads to all good things. Flying out early in the morning...🤞

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1 year

@againstgrmrs @GlendaleUSD She may have special needs, but look how brave and articulate she is for a young woman on this difficult subject. 💛

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2 years

My afternoon. I'm OK. Waiting for the hubby and a tow. Nothing else to do but tweet it out!

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2 years

To all you hard-working people who scrimped and saved to put your children or yourselves through college--you did it the right way.🇺🇸 #BidenDestroysAmerica

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1 year

@GordonGChang @JoannaGOP Any chance that you can be a little more specific, Mr. Chang?

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2 years

Everyone has a choice. If you chose to get the vaccine, it was *your choice.* We all deserve a choie.

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2 years

I went to Florida and we got soaked from head to toe in a monsoon-type rainstorm. When I asked my 83-year-old father how he felt, he said, "refreshed." Never stop living.

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2 years

It's Monday morning and "Christ Jesus" is trending on Twitter. There still is hope. Have a good day, Friends.

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2 years

Some days I suck at being a wife, and some days I rock. #LastBearsGame

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1 year

At least I got the tree up. No topper and it's a little messy. I still like it.

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2 years

I was asked by my sister to get a COVID test before our Christmas family gathering--I'm the only one not vaccinated. Got one yesterday, all good. Meanwhile, my vaccinated family is dropping like flies & and we likely won't get together. You just can't make this sh*t up. 🙄

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2 years

@JamaalBowmanNY Listen, Jamaal. The white supremacy card is so overplayed it's like Charlie Brown's teacher talking.

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2 years

Good news--the furniture I ordered last April is finally arriving in 10 days. I hope I still like what we picked out. 🤔

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1 year

In those moments when you feel all alone, Jesus is there.

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2 months

I spend an hour hunting down a receipt to cut my taxes down by another $40 and you spend $1.2 trillion in 30 minutes. You hate the American people. @HouseDemocrats @HouseGOP

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2 years

Good morning friends, I'm off to church to thank God once again for all of my blessings...including most of you.

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2 years

Final picture! #SmokyMountains

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3 years

Good morning from my back porch, where I still have plenty of trees to love this morning.

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2 years

@EROTHCJ5 Twitter friends give us a little glimpse of their actual lives, but what we enjoy the most are friendship and humor. These connections may seem insignificant, but they help many people through their days. Eric will be missed. 💛

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2 years

@MrAndyNgo Exhibit Z of why we never venture into Chicago anymore.

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5 months

Got a flight out in a few hours. Prayers please that we make it home in time to kiss my sweet Greek mother in law goodbye. 😔

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2 years

I wish I could say, "Oh hi lol" and get 300k likes in 2 hours.

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2 years

Our enemies around the world are just kicked back and laughing at the country we've become.

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2 years

Just noticed in the mirror that I look extra MAGA this morning. Have a great day, Friends.

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2 years

Apparently, this is more popular of an opinion than I guessed. 🤷‍♀️

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2 years

Joe just said that gas could come down 10-35 cents per gallon. Hallelujah Joe---thank you for saving us! #BidenWorstPresidentEver

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2 years

Dr. just tried to talk me into the V. Told her we aren't going to convince each other, so let's not debate and smiled politely.

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1 year

Thinking of grilling...

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2 years

3.5 inches. 8.5 inches to go...

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1 year

I have no ill feelings toward Ms. Griner, despite her opinions on the U.S. Enjoy your free life, Brittney. Now, the exchange for the "Merchant of Death" is a different story.... #BidenWorstPresidentInHistory

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3 years

Told someone to fuck the fuck off today when they told me I should wear a mask in the grocery store--after church today. Yes, I did.

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1 year

Well, I'm off on vacation to SC for a week or so. No work. No news. No politics. But, I may pop on for some laughs. Be good, Friends. 💛

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3 years

All decorated for fall.

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5 months

I can't even find my friends on here anymore. It's that time of year for a major cut. If you are still standing in 10 days... you're safe. Good luck! 🤞

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5 months

We needed a little cheer in the house tonight.

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2 years

Tonight's the night that I'm missing a birthday party because I haven't been vaccinated and was, therefore, uninvited. 🥳

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3 months

Alright, Friends, I have to be up very early to head to Chicago for an appointment. Please consider including me in your bedtime prayers that I don't get shot, car jacked, or killed by a machete-wielding migrant. Thank you, kindly.

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2 years

I'm in the basement bathroom because of the tornado sirens. Don't worry--I can still tweet.

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Alessa

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6 months

Two hundred bags of candy ready...and it's so cold it's now snowing. 😑

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5 months

Today, I am a big blob of worthless flesh with wild, uncombed hair in my scrubby clothes with no purpose or direction to my day, who got tired from taking a nap. I hope you still love me. 😔

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2 years

If you haven't accepted Christ as your Lord and Savior--and you are feeling lost and alone--simply ask Him to help you. He will take your hand and begin your walk.

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2 years

I saw this sign throughout Kentucky as we traveled last week. #JesusIsLord

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2 years

I'm a big help taking pictures from the window.

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2 years

@toddkmyers Husband has a pre-existing condition, so he made that decision for himself. I didn't pressure him either way, and I didn't give in to any pressure (worry) he had for me. I believe everyone--including him--had the right to that choice.

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2 years

Good morning, Friends. Headed home from FL later today. Enjoyed my parents, enjoyed my sister. Laughed a lot. Things may not be 100% perfect with my sister, but a huge burden has been lifted from my heart. Thanks for all the love and support. 💛

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1 year

Mornin' Friends, the Chinese finally got me. I'll be back in a few days once I feel better.

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2 years

@DaleGri02660341 Bruce Springstein

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2 years

"I can't leave my house to vote because I'm afraid of the nuclear threat outdoors. Send me a ballot or 10."

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Alessa

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1 year

My Friends here are free to their opinions. But, if you're insinuating that I am 1) part of a cult, 2) cannot think for myself, 3) am brainwashed, or 4) care more about Pres. Trump than I do about our country......feel free to show yourself out. I get one vote just like you,

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3 years

@mccaffreyr3 @clarsen710 Did you stand up for President Trump when he was called every name in the book by journalists? The leader of the free world, Mr. McCaffrey.

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2 years

I woke up to two baby deer chasing each other playfully around my yard with momma watching--but I was too mesmerized to go get my camera phone. What a great way to start a fresh day. #GoodMorningFriends

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5 months

Friends, we said goodbye over a video chat before we left HI. She moved her tongue when we talked, so I'll assume she heard us. She was gone by the time we arrived in Vegas for our flight home. I read every comment and saw every like, I just can't respond. Love you all. 💛

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Alessa

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2 years

I'm headed over to the Cook County Jail to pick up Jesse, so I'll see you all tomorrow.

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2 years

Good morning. I'm headed to a funeral of an elderly lady from church who lived a long, good life. Her daughter will be there alone--no siblings or families whatsoever. May God keep her in the rough days ahead.

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2 years

Alright, I'm going to go eat some lobster bisque and listen to some music at a restaurant by a lake--and pretend this world is normal for a few hours.

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2 years

Current view. #Brunch

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2 years

Dear Twitter, Take all of my bots, but please leave my Friends. Love, Alessa

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8 months

Just waiting around in the ER at 2:41 a.m. to see if my hubby needs kidney stone surgery. I wonder if I can DoorDash some Taco Bell. 🤔

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2 years

@POTUS Let me be clear = everything I say hereafter is a total lie.

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2 years

I filled out an online form today. The question on "my pronouns" offered 5 answers. I chose "Other" and filled in the blank with "Pronouns are asinine." 😏

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1 year

@MikeSington The obvious question still is...why do you feel the need to gain acceptance about your sex choices?

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5 months

Someone actually used, "he's a narcissist" as an argument of why not to vote for President Trump. If making America great strokes a man's ego...have at it all day, every day.

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2 years

In my town square, there's a little unlocked cabinet. A hungry family can pick up a few cans of food at any given time--even in the middle of the night. Random citizens add food. I've never seen that cabinet empty, even with rising food prices. #JesusCallsUsToFeedTheHungry

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3 months

Now I'm hosting two 20 year olds for the night. The girl has not stopped talking for three hours. She appears not to have noticed my glazed-over eyes since hour two.

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2 years

The "Inflation Reduction Act of 2022" is a piece of garbage and the name alone is a total insult to the American people. #DemocratsAreDestroyingAmerica

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2 months

I had no idea everyone stands at noon at Mission Barbecue while the Star Spangled Banner plays. That made my day.

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6 months

I'm grateful for all my X friends--the sweet ones and the turkeyheads. You know which category you're in. Gobble gobble!

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1 year

Good morning, Turkey-Heads. I love you, Turkey-Heads.🦃

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3 years

💕Anniversary Dinner #FarmToTable

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2 years

My first cherry tomato of the season. This is in memory of @EROTHCJ5 , who teased me regarding my late planting this year. 💛

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4 months

Happy Friday, Friends. It's finally time here in northwest Indiana to cut off the tags.

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2 months

"Who would evvverrrrr have predicted this comeback by President Trump?" Uh. Us. The American people, dumba*ses. 🙄

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2 months

When I swear in posts I get double the likes, so I'm gonna start bringing my bleepedy-bleeeeeep trash mouth from now on.

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1 year

Full rainbow. If you need the luck today--it's yours.

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1 year

@PinkNews Heterosexualaphobia seems to be rampant these days.

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8 months

I'm hiding from the news. It makes my life happier. Missing my Twitter Friends does not make me happier. 💛

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1 year

@Scott_Wiener The war on people who just want to pee according to their birth certificate continues.

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4 months

Happy 123123, my Friends. Have a safe New Year's Eve! 🥂

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2 years

I've driven 30 minutes to drop off my husband's backpack he forgot, went to Aldi's, got my emissions testing and passed, and changed the bulbs on my front lantern and it's not even 10:00 a.m. I'm conquering the world today.

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2 years

A Twitter friend made a comment that is important and I will expand upon. "Being around people"...we will get sick. I've had colds for 20 years. It's ok. It's Ok to have a cold or flu or any such thing. It's life. And it's good to be around people.

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3 years

Good morning from AZ. I'm here to check on the audit--you're welcome. 😉 Hope all of you are well and Happy Labor Day, my friends!

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2 years

Hey Chy-na, stick it up your five rings.

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2 years

I think if I take the weekend off of Twitter, I may like myself again better by Monday. Have a good one, Friends.

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2 years

Pretty skies in rural Indiana this evening on our way to the #PurdueBasketball game.

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4 months

My entire timeline is filled with people I either don't follow or don't know. I'll try again later. #WhereAreMyXFriends

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2 years

"God has made a way for us to have eternal life, not through our own goodness, but through the goodness and love of Jesus." Happy Sunday, Friends.

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2 years

Hi, my name is Alessa and I now proudly live in the first state in the nation to approve an abortion ban--with compassionate exceptions. #Indiana

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2 years

I weeded the bots out of my Twitter garden. Congratulations Friends--you survived this round of cuts. #GoodMorning

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3 years

I know there are bigger problems than mine, but today they are tearing down all the trees next to me to start building a new house. 😭😭😭

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2 years

I just got my order from @HontzDavid ...so beautiful for the Easter season! Thanks, David. I love it.

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2 years

I may just respond #HonkHonk to every tweet today. Decipher my response as you wish.

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2 years

I'm giving myself a 12-hour Twitter suspension for thinking very mean thoughts about this country. See you tomorrow, Friends.

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5 months

I wish everyone a very blessed Christmas. I send special thoughts and prayers to those of you out there who are sick, suffering, lonely, weary, or grieving. 💚❤️

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2 years

Good morning. After church, I'm headed to the County Fair to watch Monster Trucks for the first time in my life--just like the uneducated MAGA hillbilly that I am.

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1 year

Tonight we hold up Jake's beautiful, young wife--and a mother--in prayer. We boldy ask for miraculous healing and for continued strength for @OGMayoMonkey and his children. My many Friends out there...you know what to do. 💛

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