Chris Altruda @AlTruda73 Twitter profile

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Chris Altruda

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4 years

@chicagosmayor You already insulted my jump shot... I'm too ashamed to go out lol

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5 years

@BBCMOTD How does this man seemingly turn up everywhere?

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3 years

I think I found a posting for @TheTrentCrimm 's old job:

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1 year

@JasonSCampbell Can I resurrect Bob Probert and send him to his house?

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Chris Altruda

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1 year

APPROVED: @CircaSports for a management services provider #SportsBetting license in #Illinois by unanimous 4-0 vote. Next step is for Circa to make a request to the IGB to commence mobile wagering. Circa in line to be the 8th mobile operator in Illinois. #GamblingTwitter

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6 years

Bjarnason may have a broken nose. One place where magic spray may not help. #ISL

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4 years

@Coldwar_Steve I sense a 1,000-piece jigsaw puzzle of goodness here.

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3 years

@realDonaldTrump Don't even try. Your words incited this riot.

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3 years

@AmyKremer They were counted. On multiple occasions. Legally. Your guy lost. Go cry elsewhere.

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5 years

@DanaSchwartzzz I’m a sportswriter and I fully thought “fetch him a beer” was going to be replaced by “fired a beer at his head.”

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3 years

@MattWalshBlog

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Chris Altruda

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4 years

Dwyane Wade records a triple-double.

Kentucky Men’s Basketball

@KentuckyMBB

4 years

Describe your favorite @KentuckyMBB moment as boring as possible.

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Chris Altruda

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3 years

Top 10 #SportsBetting handles for April: 1. New Jersey - $747.99M 2. Illinois - $537.16M 3. Pennsylvania - $479.41M 4. Nevada - $457.8M 5. Michigan - $274.21M 6. Colorado - $244.45M 7. Virginia - $236.43M 8. Indiana - $236.4M 9. Tennessee - $172.4M 10. Iowa - $118.36M #SportsBiz

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Chris Altruda

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3 years

All right, let’s get Beard. #TedLasso #BeardAfterHours #AFCRichmond Cc: @TheTrentCrimm

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Chris Altruda

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3 years

@RexChapman Damn it, Rex, you had me hoping for a half-second there was some self-accountability in that clip!

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Chris Altruda

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5 years

@NHL Sens fan here.

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7 years

@stephenasmith those pancakes are gonna taste awfully good, huh?

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Chris Altruda

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6 years

@TheRickWilson As a New Yorker, I have higher standards in both volume and choice of invective to constitute a tirade lol

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Chris Altruda

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4 years

. @BetRivers confirming via statement @CashoutKingJ secured the biggest payout ever at any of their sportsbooks in IL, PA, CO, and IN. He also had winners in #UFC251 and #LaLiga action. #SportsBetting #GamblingTwitter

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Chris Altruda

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6 years

@realDonaldTrump How about you publicly recant your statement of the press being the "enemy of the people" in addition to your generic empty platitudes offered after every such shooting?

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Chris Altruda

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7 years

@BobbyMarks42

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7 years

Mood: Celebratory! #icelandsmites #ISL #WCQ2018

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Chris Altruda

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5 years

This is pro grade trolling, all wearing #NHLJets jerseys. Why my team can’t have nice things. On the road even. #GoSensGo

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Chris Altruda

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2 years

Summing up the first half for #mubb

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4 years

@chicagosmayor You’re the best. Keep fighting for us!

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3 months

@TomCottonAR Have you found Singapore on the map yet?

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3 years

@GingerGano

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2 years

@iamhereinmich @jd_durkin I always thought he gave off a Judge Doom vibe from Roger Rabbit.

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Chris Altruda

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11 months

@KandissTaylor Four degrees, including a doctorate, and somehow you can't identify satire even if it bites you on the butt. Bless your heart.

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Chris Altruda

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5 years

@AnaheimDucks Nice of you to at least let him fly back to the West Coast before swinging the axe

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2 years

@MaryAnnAhernNBC @GovPritzker Must be nice to light a 9-figure pile of money on fire for such little return.

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Chris Altruda

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4 years

@NHL Esa Tikkanen. The Finnish shit-posting would have been high comedy.

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Chris Altruda

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3 years

Mic Liam Hendriks on line at the Wiener Circle

White Sox Talk

@NBCSWhiteSox

3 years

Mic Liam Hendriks while he’s in line at the DMV

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Chris Altruda

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1 year

Gameday, birthday, all the days! Here’s to turning 50. And lastly, Providence evil. Must be destroyed. #mubb

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Chris Altruda

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3 years

The Jamal Cain Game. That's it. That's the tweet. #mubb

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Chris Altruda

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1 year

@DineshDSouza A convicted felon who had to recall his book printing because he knew he would be sued into oblivion and beyond (AND LOSE!) if he named names from his BS 2000 Mules documentary calling anyone vermin is the height of hilarity and hypocrisy.

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Chris Altruda

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4 years

@FutbolBible Some crafty work in the box.

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Chris Altruda

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9 months

@GoodmanHoops He looks like one of those guys from those 1980s ESPN aerobics championships

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Chris Altruda

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1 year

Sneaky peek at the eventual @CircaSports Sportsbook at The Temporary by American Place in Waukegan #Illinois as the casino opened tonight. #SportsBetting

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Chris Altruda

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4 years

@thehill Nobody cares what the Sloppy Seconds couple thinks.

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3 years

@NickAdamsinUSA How quaint, one mewling quim defending another.

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Chris Altruda

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7 months

You’re looking live at @CircaSports at @AmericanPlaceIL where Circa is having their formal retail launch after a soft launch of in-person and mobile wagering last Friday. #Illinois #SportsBetting #GamblingTwitter

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Chris Altruda

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7 years

@JennyVrentas Says the same guys afraid to sign Kaepernick because it'll offend the fan base.

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Chris Altruda

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7 years

@BMcCarthy32 you need to tweet at him so you too can receive a milquetoast putdown.

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Chris Altruda

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7 years

@CariChampion He could probably start at QB, WR or RB for the #NYJets . He can choose lol.

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Chris Altruda

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4 years

I would absolutely watch his segments if he read each batch of lies to the tune of "Yakko's World" from #Animaniacs . What say you, @yakkopinky ?

MeidasTouch

@MeidasTouch

4 years

. @ddale8 is a national treasure

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Chris Altruda

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2 years

September #SportsBetting note, "Hold" me now edition. Win rates by state: 1 Del. 43.13% 2 Mary. 21.16% 3 Miss. 20.35% 4 Mont. 19.75% 5 W. Va. 14.04% 6 Ore. 13.91% 7 Tenn. 13.74% 8 Ind. 13.38% 9 Mich. 13.17% 10 Conn. 12.98% 11 Iowa 12.69% 12 Penn. 11.67$ 13 NY 11.47% 14 NJ 11.3%

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Chris Altruda

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2 years

@MichaelWarbur17 Was that Marsha Warfield asking the first question?

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Chris Altruda

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3 years

@thehill Senator Voldemort can sit this one out.

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Chris Altruda

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5 years

@tonyposnanski Devin Nunes' cows are disappointed by your omission.

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Chris Altruda

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3 years

@JennaEllisEsq You should be able to console him given the amount of Ls you've taken.

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Chris Altruda

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2 years

@Jim_Jordan Jim Jordan refuses to testify under oath before the 1/6 committee about his phone call with former President Trump. Un-American.

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Chris Altruda

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3 years

@MollyJongFast You mean Sheriff Joe didn't have organic bologna? My word!

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Chris Altruda

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4 years

Outside my #LoganSquare apartment at the moment.

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Chris Altruda

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8 years

@WhitlockJason I see you've read up on "Being a Contrarian for the Sake of Being a Contrarian" by @RealSkipBayless #debatenight

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Chris Altruda

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3 years

@BenBrust As an MU fan, I respect this pettiness for rivalry purposes.

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2 years

@RileyWryly @chicagobars

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8 years

@megynkelly @realDonaldTrump @FoxNews @google Way to hurt his feelings, Megyn.

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Chris Altruda

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3 years

Long day of travel starts. To Houston to pick up my brother and then onto New Jersey as the Altruda clan will be together for the first time in 18 months. #Chicago

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Chris Altruda

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5 years

@SenatorBennet @SenateGOP @POTUS This made me happy as an American. Thank you for your voice.

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Chris Altruda

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6 months

BREAKING: #NewYork becomes 1st state to top $2 billion monthly #SportsBetting handle. Details to come. #GamblingTwitter

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Chris Altruda

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5 years

@webblakewoman @realDonaldTrump What’s this “we” shit?

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Chris Altruda

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6 years

@brianstelter In fairness to the American public, his unrelenting attempts to be a grifter while in the White House cabinet are also unprecedented and have taken a sizable toll on all of us.

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Chris Altruda

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3 years

Do I feel seen as a #Sens fan? Yes. Yes I do. And always great to see @FisherJillian back on her NHL game!

Sportsnet

@Sportsnet

3 years

A new season means a fresh start - and some @NHL fans are feeling more optimistic than others. 😅 @FisherJillian looks at how each fanbase is feeling as the new campaign gets underway. ⬇️ #NHLonSN

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5 years

@KellyannePolls I put more stock in what your husband says than you when it comes to talking to the American public.

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Chris Altruda

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4 years

@PressSec Private companies, Ms. McEnany. They do have that right to do so on their platforms. Glad to see you're feeling better. Unfortunate you're still lying through your teeth.

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Chris Altruda

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8 years

@LAKings The man obviously has his own time-space continuum to defy the laws of physics. Well done.

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Chris Altruda

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7 years

@donwinslow The Hunt for Red October

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Chris Altruda

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3 years

@LWilz @IATSE @petersagal More like A1 Steak Sauce given this staff's idiocy.

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Chris Altruda

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3 years

@TheTrentCrimm My God what an episode.

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Chris Altruda

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1 year

@BettyBowers This guy still wore it better.

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Chris Altruda

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5 years

@TroyMachir Trickeration

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Chris Altruda

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2 months

Greetings from the DraftKings Sportsbook at Wrigley Field. Ceremonial opening today as former Bears OL Kyle Long will be placing the honorary first wager. #SportsBetting #Chicago #DraftKings

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Chris Altruda

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2 years

Kid brother turns 46 today down at his group home in Brookwood in Texas. Still my North Star and the human I most aspire to be like. Loves selflessly and unconditionally… also drinks a shit-ton of soda like his older brother.

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Chris Altruda

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2 months

CONFIRMED: The #Illinois Gaming Board has approved @DKSportsbook for a sports wagering sports facility license at Wrigley Field, where retail #SportsBetting is live. IGB also confirmed DraftKings paid the full $10 million license fee. #SportsBettingX #GamblingX #Chicago $DKNG

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Chris Altruda

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3 years

@KeithOlbermann @JohnCleese @montypython Can I just say this is the first time I've been on television?

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Chris Altruda

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6 years

@thehill I see what you did with this headline.

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Chris Altruda

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4 years

@PressSec Also this week in Washington for the NINETEENTH consecutive week since you were named PressSec:

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Chris Altruda

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3 years

@tariqpanja A human windsock.

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Chris Altruda

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1 year

@DonnieDoesWorld @barstoolchicago Rahm didn't submit a bid for Chicago because FIFA essentially wanted the city to cover all costs (security, hotel rooms for dignitaries, etc., etc.) and wouldn't negotiate. Sucks the WC won't be in Chicago, but respect his stance on it given FIFA's extortionate methods.

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3 years

@SenTedCruz

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3 years

@AZGOP @MaricopaGOP I am impressed by the lofty goals of jackassery you wish to aspire to.

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Chris Altruda

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3 years

@FanDuel I'm a Jets fan and Twitter only allows 280 characters.

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Chris Altruda

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2 years

Still rocking this clueless look to begin my 49th year of existence on this mortal coil.

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8 years

@clubtrillion Can already see Skip Bayless rubbing his hands together with glee.

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Chris Altruda

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5 years

@awfulannouncing You know what, Tony Romo has been some fresh air of fun in the booth. I’m good with it.

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Chris Altruda

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1 year

FLASH: #Ohio #SportsBetting numbers for January: Handle: $1,113,251,403 Adjusted Revenue $208,939,840 Win Rate: 18.77% Taxes: $20,893,984 #GamblingTwitter

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Chris Altruda

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3 years

#Illinois numbers for #SportsBetting in December, courtesy Illinois Gaming Board: Handle (traditional): $491.72M Adjusted Gross Revenue: $23.87M IL Taxes: $3.58M Cook Co Taxes: $243K Win Rate: 4.86% More to come 1/x #SportsBiz

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Chris Altruda

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3 months

Rocking it in a semi-disclosed Roscoe Village locale (cc: ⁦ @chicagobars ⁩) for an 11 am Devil’s Playground tip for #mubb today.

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Chris Altruda

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2 years

BREAKING: An unidentified yellow orb is currently visible in the Chicago sky, radiating warmth.

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Chris Altruda

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3 years

Non-zero chance this bottle gets finished tonight. #mubb

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Chris Altruda

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4 years

Undisclosed deck location per ⁦ @chicagobars ⁩

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Chris Altruda

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1 year

INBOX: on the agenda for Thursday’s IGB meeting, @CircaSports will be up for their initial management services provider license. If approved, they would be eligible to offer mobile #SportsBetting in Illinois. #GamblingTwitter

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Chris Altruda

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2 years

INBOX: @CircaSports will look to enter #Illinois for sports wagering with Full House Resorts via New American Place Casino currently set to be built in Waukegan. #SportsBetting #GamblingTwitter

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Chris Altruda

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4 years

I eagerly look forward to the Atlantic Division one in which the #GoSensGo drink right out of the Ketel One bottle.

Jillian Fisher

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4 years

If NHL teams were quarantined together 😅😅

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Chris Altruda

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1 year

Kid brother turns 47 today down at Brookwood Community outside Houston. Rumor is a fleet of Pepsi trucks are heading west on I-10 to celebrate. Forever my North Star as the human I aspire to be like most with his selfless love and unending resolve. #Autism

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Chris Altruda

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4 years

Dave Grohl is the hero we need in 2020, even if we clearly don’t deserve all of his righteous awesomeness.

Foo Fighters

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4 years

Ok @Nandi_Bushell ....Round 2! Every superhero needs a theme song. Here’s one for you! Mad props to The Grohlettes for the background vocals.

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2 years

My brother's house parents at his group home (he's autistic) occasionally send video of him doing something we never did growing up. Today it was kickball. We're 4 years apart, so it got me a little since we never played sports together. It was cool watching him run to first.

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Chris Altruda

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3 years

@seanhannity You're almost as self-serving as @TuckerCarlson . Almost. Gotta try harder, Skippy.

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Chris Altruda

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2 years

"We thought this was a scenario where all the stars aligned." @CircaSports is coming to #Illinois and @DerekJStevens talked about partnering with Full House Resorts to make Waukegan the entry point. #SportsBetting

Circa Sports Gearing Up For Entry Into Illinois

Derek Stevens thinks Circa Sports is poised for sports betting success in Illinois through its partnership with Full House Resorts.

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