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@AdolphusSpriggs
Paul Bloomfield
7 years
The perfect gift for Christmas (or indeed anytime).
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Labour History Research Unit
7 years
NEW BOOK: Labour and the left in the 1980s. Out now feat. @PeterTatchell @AdolphusSpriggs @martinjohnfarr and more
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New Chancellor’s been announced.
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“Is that Michael Barrymore behind you?”
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“I might as well say this now, Sue Cook has pulled out.”
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“Spoon, jar, jar, spoon!”
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Watching Death on the Nile and intrigued by Russell Brand’s portrayal of Gerry Adams.
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@Phooey57030477 @Cadmarch Terry and June living next door “with hilarious results.”
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“Only 500 metres away from you”
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“Edmund - can it be true? That I hold here, in my mortal hand, a nugget of purest concrete?”
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4 years
@twlldun “Hey, why don’t we try Dry Covid!”
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Paul Bloomfield
5 months
You receive a text from the British Army saying you’re being called up to fight a war against Russia. What’s your response in a meme?
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Widmerpool Appreciation Society
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You receive a text from the British Army saying you’re being called up to fight a war against Russia. What’s your response in a meme?
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“Take that, ancestors!”
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“I don’t get it either.”
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Paul Bloomfield
5 years
Emily Benn being told what relation she was to Tony is a new one.
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I bet there will be perfectly normal replies to a Jewish woman donating blood to the NHS. Wait, what?
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I thoroughly detest Netanyahu. I have done for years and see him as a dangerous opportunist. Do you know who else I detest? Those who visit and honour graves of terrorists then deny that they did. It bears the hallmarks of a cowardly scumbag.
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Paul Bloomfield
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Take Shat.
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Justintime
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Just a reminder of how far the Labour Party has sunk.🤮
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@KathyConWom Christ, what is the matter with you?
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Paul Bloomfield
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“Yes, knitted it myself. The green jumper and glasses were the hardest parts.”
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Paul Bloomfield
3 years
Don’t be so hard on yourself, Ellie Mae.
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The video of Lloyd Russell-Moyle attacking party conference and saying that Starmer shouldn’t be in Labour in front of a crowd chanting “Keith” and people wondering why there wouldn’t be consequences. He should have been thrown out sooner, the man’s a liability.
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4 years
“He pissed back and to the left of the memorial. This is basic stuff.”
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1 year
“Hello I’m 12”
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Paul Bloomfield
2 years
Ah well.
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2 years
@tomhfh God you really are a pillock.
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2 years
When you remember you have a Double Decker left.
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3 years
“Hey we’re fucking miserabilists!”
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3 years
@yanisvaroufakis Well, isn’t this a dreadful tweet? It’s certainly up there with the worst I’ve seen today and that’s saying something.
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@dannywallace @GovMikeHuckabee @realDonaldTrump He’s not even the bloke from the Go Compare ad.
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naz
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There is only one thing girls want, and it starts with a P and ends in a S.
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“We speak to someone now who was once part of a racist dog gang…”
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2 years
Paddington 2 is an absolutely glorious film.
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3 years
I remember her in Two Fat Ladies:
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‘A British colony’
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Paul Bloomfield
3 years
Blair’s war. It was UN mandated multinational force that went into Afghanistan but sure, it’s all down to Tonty.
@PeoplesMomentum
Momentum 🌹
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20 years after Britain invaded Afghanistan, the Taliban are poised to take over. What did Blair's war achieve?
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Name two actors who deserve an award for their chemistry 🔥
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Paul Bloomfield
2 years
Get, and I cannot emphasise this enough, fucked.
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Fiona Edwards
2 years
All socialists should support the people of Donetsk and Lugansk's right to self-determination. Overwhelmingly ethnically Russian, since the 2014 US-backed coup in Ukraine they have faced brutal oppression and violence from Ukraine's military and from fascists in Western Ukraine.
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2 years
48 today, readers.
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“And every welcome breeze brings a small series of ‘plops’.”
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Paul Bloomfield
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I mean Rachel Reeves didn’t praise Thatcher and explicitly said that growth has to be broad based but you do you, election winning guru Matt Zarb-Cousin.
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3 years
Wednesday.
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"Can we have a day to celebrate being heterosexual?"
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Lee Anderson has resigned to shout ‘Wehey! Sack the juggler!’ any time someone drops something in a pub or restaurant.
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@ArdMsen @freddiejh8 @NewStatesman “Oh no, they’re smearing him with his own words again!”
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4 years
From Facebook. ‘Enjoy’.
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That particular campaign is going to be horrible.
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Sir Launcelot Spratt as played by James Robertson-Justice.
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Dunno, seems a bit fash to me, lads.
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@LaylaMoran Just condemn Hamas. It’s easy. This is on them.
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2 years
“Hi. We all like to party, right? Absolutely. But only a fool would say ‘yeah, I’d like to enter the nightmare of Cake.’”
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Paul Bloomfield
1 year
Who's a character that didn't deserve their fate?
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Toddington
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Who's a character that didn't deserve their fate?
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@MrBlackOG
Mr Black⁛
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How do you approach a stranger you're romantically interested in
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5 years
Genuinely can’t stop laughing at this.
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Paul Bloomfield
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“A pint of your finest mead, stout yeoman! But don’t serve this chap here, methinks he is bonkers!”
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@MarkHamill
Mark Hamill
5 years
I have absolutely no clue who any of these people are, but I am marginally famous & if wishing the Taskmaster a happy Christmas is on anyone's wish list, why not? It's the least expensive present I can think of. #ENJOY 🎅🎄
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Paul Bloomfield
3 years
Meanwhile in the Embery household.
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2 years
@ar_mu @MysteriosoX @Channel4 So many to choose from, Father Ted, Brass Eye, The Comic Strip, Nightingales, Phoenix Nights, Garth Marenghi, Spaced, Peep Show, Black Books, Nathan Barley, Big Night Out, The Weekenders…
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Latics were relegated today. Relegated to non-league for the first time in our history. Reduced to a pub quiz question. It hurts, lads.
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@rmasher2 @realDonaldTrump “Your Dad is Herman?” “Yes, Sir.” “My ancestors came from Hermany. Great place.”
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@RivkahBrown @felixpope_ You were clearly mocking his name.
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🎶Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty, You're listening to the boy from the big bad city, This is jam hot. This is jam hot🎶
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1 year
I was subsequently blocked, grapple fans.
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“We're called Royal Blood and this is rock music.”
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Election winning guru Matt Zarb-Cousin writes:
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@gothabibti Funny how you can find that perfectly reasonable letter calling for the release of hostages problematic.
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"The biggest premature 11 week old baby I have ever seen. Remarkably the baby can support its own head."
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“Everyone else has a BMX.”
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@MrKenShabby @Nigel_Farage Oh, when he sat with the Disgraced Liam Fox who is nonetheless an MP, a position Nigel has always craved but singularly failed to achieve?
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All kinds of fuck off here:
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Paul Bloomfield
3 years
How’s that going to work, you sentient spam fritter.
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Paul Bloomfield
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Name a character who technically isn't a villain but you consider to be one.
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That Varoufakis tweet perfectly encapsulates the vacuous performatism of all these alleged radicals who have blighted the discourse for the last decade or so.
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A familiar pattern is emerging.
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Paul Bloomfield
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You left us right in the shit and buggered off humming so don’t.
@David_Cameron
David Cameron
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If we don’t have a plan, we create a more dangerous and uncertain world. No one knows what Keir Starmer stands for. Our enemies will seek to take advantage of the uncertain world he creates.
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“I made the wrong decision but I’m still right.”
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Paul Bloomfield
2 years
The fucking Cod War?
@MintPressNews
MintPress News
2 years
BREAKING: Queen Elizabeth II is dead. She oversaw 70 years of oppression against the most vulnerable people on the planet. On this day, remember the victims of British colonial violence from Ireland, to Palestine, to Argentina, and beyond.
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@amnesty I used to be a member and supporter of your organisation. I’m so glad my decision to no longer support you continues to be vindicated.
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Paul Bloomfield
3 years
Had some beer earlier.
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Paul Bloomfield
4 years
The only use for tinfoil at Christmas is for the fucking turkey, lads.
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SteveMcAuliffe
4 years
Spoke to someone at The BBC yesterday, this person told me they are SHITTING themselves right now, as viewing figures have plummeted since the election. I mean, REALLY plumetted They now realise their propaganda bullshit has undone them, they fear there's no way back There isn't
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@DavidMuttering I still have my effort.
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“Enjoyed the chagrin of a Government Minister on my walk with them in a London park as I was repeatedly offered the congratulations of passers-by.”
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The rebuttal’s going well.
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Election winning guru Matt Zarb-Cousin writes:
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“A pint of your finest ale, my fine man, barkeep and stout yeoman!”
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Oh do fuck off you dreary crank.
@Tracking_Power
David Miller
1 month
Two key Zionist family firms (note, not firms that support the Zionist entity in one way or another like the big US conglomerates) are those associated with the Wolfson and Lewis families. they both directly support the genocide in Gaza via sending money to the occupation forces,
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Paul Bloomfield
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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An election winning guru writes:
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