Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya) @twlldun Twitter profile

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Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya)

8 years

<Current event> proves <thing I already believed> because <thing I already believed> must be as important to the rest of the world as to me.

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@twlldun

5 years

I see Katie is still confusing the role of Mayor with the role of Batman.

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3 years

“Deep needle anxiety”

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@twlldun

4 years

Just realised the Xmas John Lewis advert is going to be someone sitting alone wearing a mask leafing through a photo-album with pictures of them and friends having a social life over a breathless slow acoustic cover of “We’ll meet again”

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@twlldun

2 months

- I want the most French ambassador humanly possible - no, that’s too French

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@twlldun

2 months

Tired: ░P ░ U ░ S ░ S ░ Y ░ I ░N ░B ░I ░O ░ Inspired:

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@twlldun

5 years

Make Sadiq Khan ambassador to the US.

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@twlldun

8 years

There's very few times I will genuinely bow to someone, but the woman in this story is a heroine.

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@twlldun

4 years

Giving Nazi salutes while defending a statue of Churchill is some magnificent cognitive dissonance, have to say.

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@twlldun

1 year

Let me just check my history books and see if there would be any impediments to this fabulous idea

Alto 🚩🦣

@AltosAlt

1 year

The world would be 200% better if this area became one country

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@twlldun

4 years

The last 15 days - Corbyn suspended, Trump loses, Cummings ousted - have basically been the Arab spring for centrist dads.

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@twlldun

7 years

@jk_rowling same reason he never saw Star Wars - in '77 he knew one day the prequels would star an actor who argued with him on Twitter.

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@twlldun

4 years

See, I’m the exact opposite to Jim. I did well at my A-levels, but neglected to be the son of the 4th Baron Bethell. I even forgot to be educated at Harrow. Rookie error, Tbh.

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@twlldun

7 years

👏🏻👏🏻 stop do👏🏻ing the 👏🏻 clap👏🏻ping emoji 👏🏻 between every 👏🏻👏🏻 word 👏🏻 it is exclusionary 👏🏻 towards pe👏🏻o👏🏻pl👏🏻e with no rhythm 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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@twlldun

6 years

“And you are saying the Vileda super-mop does all this?” “That’s right Piers. This magical invention reaches into all the nooks and crannies. And for just £19.99” “Let me hear that price again, I can’t quite believe it” “That’s £19.99, Piers” “Amazing value”

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@twlldun

7 years

Omg, he's fleeing the country with the loot already. I didn't expect that for another 6 months.

AP Politics

@AP_Politics

7 years

BREAKING: President Trump has left the White House on Marine One on an unannounced trip, White House has not disclosed his destination.

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@twlldun

7 years

The Queen looks like she's about to drop the hottest album of the year here.

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@twlldun

5 years

Must be weird for the Queen, having known Churchill and now having to deal with Johnson’s Churchill fetish. Like being the last surviving cast member of the original Star Trek crew having to appear in a cosplay production made in a shed with a 57 year old IT guy playing Spock.

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@twlldun

2 years

Tbf I’d delete my old tweets first

Lucy Allan MP

@lucyallan

2 years

Trying to remove an elected PM with a huge personal mandate, mid term, is anti democratic. Those who seek to do so are subverting democracy. If you respect democracy, Mr Major, Mrs May, Mr Heseltine et al, do it through the ballot box, not by abusing your power and influence.

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@twlldun

3 years

If the judge doesn’t open the hearing by turning to his counsel and saying “here we are now, entertain us” then what is the point

Man Photographed as Baby on ‘Nevermind’ Cover Sues Nirvana, Alleging Child Pornography

The man who appeared nude on Nirvana's 'Nevermind" cover as a baby sued the band and associates, alleging the image was child pornography.

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@twlldun

5 years

Big fan of Brian Moore’s impartial approach to politicians trying to muscle in on the rugby

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@twlldun

6 years

John Major, son of a failed gnome salesman, local grammar school, 3 O levels, 5 Cabinet roles, including 3 of the 4 great offices. Jakey, son of a baronet, grew up in a mansion, Eton, Oxford, backbench nonentity. “Pity”

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@twlldun

4 years

Lads you might want to take a look at that desk design

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@twlldun

7 years

You are not a refugee, Julian. You are an internet troll hiding in an embassy stock cupboard to avoid rape charges,.

WikiLeaks Task Force

@WLTaskForce

7 years

UK politicians attacking Trump on refugees. Fine, but UK has been violating UN on Assange refugee rights for years

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@twlldun

4 years

Fantastic last sentence

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@twlldun

6 years

Look, if everybody boycotts Facebook, you know what’ll happen, don’t you? Your mum on twitter. Do you really want your mum on twitter? I don’t want my mum on twitter.

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@twlldun

8 years

You spent half a decade falsely claiming the President was born outside the USA.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

8 years

It is not "freedom of the press" when newspapers and others are allowed to say and write whatever they want even if it is completely false!

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@twlldun

5 years

I was smacked as a kid and it helped me develop self control says man who recently called for riots on public television because politics had hurt his feelings

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@twlldun

7 years

If grammar schools are so good, how come nobody who attended one can differentiate between personal experience and statistical evidence?

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@twlldun

4 years

Oddly enough, Douglas didn’t reply to this

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@twlldun

2 years

So, that’s where we set up the tables, just across from the DJ, bar to the side

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@twlldun

4 years

This kind of sparkling insight is why Charles Moore gets the big bucks

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@twlldun

5 years

If you press the mace to the Speaker’s forehead for 5 seconds it restores Parliament to factory settings.

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@twlldun

6 years

And just time for a quick look at tomorrow’s papers. The Financial Times leads with “Billionaire Electric Car Mogul calls cave diver a paedophile As row over mini submarine enters second week”

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@twlldun

4 years

2020: the year Russell Brand discovered the working class could see colours

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@rustyrockets

4 years

I love Bear. He brings out the beauty in people. Today two working class men independently described him in surprisingly poetic language. “Apricot” coloured said one. “Cinnamon” said another.

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@twlldun

11 months

Not - i concede - the main point tonight, but in this photo Yevgeny Prigozhin looks like he’s narrating an early noughties straight to DVD documentary about London’s tastiest football hooligan firms

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@twlldun

3 years

I think words are definitely needed here. “What”, “the” and “fuck” would be my three.

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@twlldun

5 years

Is it because they are different people

The Mirror

@DailyMirror

5 years

Why Meghan Markle and Kate left Wimbledon separately in different cars

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@twlldun

7 years

Yes. It tells you his opponent is a fascist and most people have had aversion to them since that little contretemps in 39-45.

Nigel Farage

@Nigel_Farage

7 years

The entire global establishment are backing Macron in France. That should tell you everything you need to know.

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@twlldun

11 months

Perfection, 10/10 tweet, no notes

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@twlldun

5 years

Carry yourself with the confidence of a man telling Baltimore resident and Wire writer David Simon that he should watch The Wire to know what’s going on in Baltimore.

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@twlldun

4 years

“And the girl behind the counter said ‘Dough Balls?’ and I had to explain that they’d been that way since I dodged an Exocet in ‘83”

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@twlldun

5 years

THIS WEEK I ‘AVE MOSTLY BEEN RENEGOTIATING THE BACKSTOP

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@twlldun

8 months

Can’t believe I missed the first anniversary of the greatest moment of the royal funeral malarkey - BBC subtitle writers getting confused by Mark Drakeford reading from the Bible in Welsh

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@twlldun

6 months

Thought he’d been appointed in the reshuffle for a minute Tbf

England

@England

6 months

One of the greatest players of all time and an inspiration to so many. Today, we celebrate the life of Sir Bobby Charlton ❤️

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@twlldun

4 years

Ah yes, certainly a revolutionary outsider. His uncle, the former Lord Chief Justice of Appeal, and his wife, the commissioning editor of the spectator and daughter of a baronet, would often discuss how outside the establishment Oxford educated Dominic is.

Dan Wootton

@danwootton

4 years

How sad that there’s not a place for a genuinely revolutionary outsider like Dominic Cummings in government. The liberal media and the establishment got him in the end. He has so much left to do.

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@twlldun

2 years

Just saw someone accuse the Archbishop of Canterbury of “virtue signalling” - what a time to be alive

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@twlldun

6 years

I hate it when people post vague passive-aggressive tweets that are clearly meant to be aimed at someone but it's unclear who. You know who you are.

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@twlldun

5 months

I really like the idea Sadiq Khan sits down and plans the colours of the firework displays

Turning Point UK 🇬🇧

@TPointUK

5 months

As expected Sadiq Khan couldn’t resist and lit the London skyline with the flag colours of terrorist-controlled Palestine. Why do we keep electing a mayor who hates Britain?

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@twlldun

2 years

First they came for Alex Jones, and we all agreed that was a good place to start.

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@twlldun

3 years

That’s how the Holocaust started. Feeling awkward in Costa

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@twlldun

4 years

She’s brought shame on the Miss Hitler competition.

Mirror Breaking News

@MirrorBreaking_

4 years

BREAKING 'Miss Hitler' beauty pageant contestant jailed for part in neo-Nazi terror group

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@twlldun

3 years

This makes her sound like a mafia boss

The Mirror

@DailyMirror

3 years

Queen has only ever trusted three people and now they're all dead, claims author

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3 years

They have used Afghanistan to bury news reports on the alpaca

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@twlldun

2 years

Gonna tell my grandchildren this was Jamiroquai

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@twlldun

3 years

Love the new Anthony Gormley

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@twlldun

7 years

If I wanted to parody Corbyn, "organising a demo against the consequences of a vote he whipped MPs to support" would be up there.

Kevin Schofield

@KevinASchofield

7 years

Jeremy Corbyn to lead Momentum demo outside parliament tomorrow calling on govt to guarantee the legal status of EU citizens in the UK .

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@twlldun

5 years

-Hello Sir, welcome to False Equivalences Inc. How can I help you today? -I’d like a false equivalence, if that’s ok? -Sure, sure, what size would sir like, we start off at tiny and go to lar -ONE YOU CAN SEE FROM ALPHA CENTAURI WITH THE NAKED FUCKING EYE -step this way, sir!

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4 years

If your first reaction to hearing Trump getting the virus this morning was to make a joke, you are a bad person because I slept in and you took all the best material.

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@twlldun

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Little known fact that they prerecord the Hootenanny - all those people on screen are faking it being New Year. For eg, “last year’s” was actually prerecorded June 15th, 1535, during the Siege of Munster, look carefully and you can see John of Leiden mingling with the audience.

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@twlldun

6 years

I’m guessing “you’d be allowed to, and everyone who turned up would have a lovely time” isn’t the answer you are looking for.

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@twlldun

3 years

Huge, if true

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@twlldun

5 years

I dunno, I guess the New York Times and the Guardian never skipped bail while facing rape charges. That’d be my first guess.

RT UK

@RTUKnews

5 years

"Why is Julian Assange being pursued and not the @nytimes or @guardian ? It smacks of double standards" says @PeterTatchell after Assange is arrested after spending almost 7 years inside Embassy of Ecuador, London.

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@twlldun

3 years

I feel there’s some vital context missing here

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@twlldun

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(The average age of a Glastonbury festival goer is 39)

David Harpham

@DavidHarpham77

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Hearing rumours that a GE may be called in late June to coincide with Glastonbury week. Potentially, 300,000, mainly young voters, might not get to vote. Another Tory ploy?

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4 years

and then the doorbell rings and it’s the John Lewis man delivering a laptop bought by friends and they set it up and have a zoom call and that’s going to be it isn’t it and Christ I hate the idea already and all your work colleagues will email it to each other and say they cried

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3 years

See they’ve named a plant after Laurence Fox

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@twlldun

4 years

I dunno, I think my main reason would be “while at home, I may be required to maintain my property in some unforeseen way as a matter of daily survival, but the same cannot be said for looking at a painting or triceratops skeleton”

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@twlldun

3 years

WILL YOU GIVE ME YOUR LOG IN

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@twlldun

7 years

How Leave voters see Brexit vs how Remain voters see Brexit

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@NME

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Mexican news channel accidentally airs man’s testicles instead of solar eclipse

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6 years since this Tory election leaflet, a design classic

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4 years

Shit just got real

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@twlldun

8 years

Can't wait for the Donald to have a 3am rant about how sad and failing Tic Tacs are.

Tic Tac USA

@TicTacUSA

8 years

Tic Tac respects all women. We find the recent statements and behavior completely inappropriate and unacceptable.

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4 years

“Can I shock you? I hate women”

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@twlldun

9 months

What if it *was* the funniest joke at the Edinburgh festival though

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@twlldun

5 years

That episode of The Fast show where Mrs Ted dies is heartbreaking

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4 years

Feel like pure shit, just want austerity back x

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@twlldun

8 years

"Justin, there's murmurs you spend too much time at photo opportunities" "Get me my hat, my spatula, and some Sikhs"

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4 years

I’d have gone with flowers or chocolates myself, but you do you, Patrick

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5 years

Functioning government

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@AaronMSanchez

5 years

Without saying how old you are, name one thing from your childhood someone younger wouldn’t understand.

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3 years

Lads, I’m not one to airbrush history but this guy is pretty problematic, check out Wikipedia

ITV News West Country

@itvwestcountry

3 years

A figurine of Darth Vader has appeared on the empty Edward Colston plinth in Bristol city centre

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@twlldun

6 years

Just don’t put Grayling in charge of the Brexit emergency food stockpiles - we’ll end up with two cans of pilchards, 50,000 gallons of bleach, four mops and the menu for the local Chinese.

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@twlldun

6 months

Imagine them exploiting the memory of Diana like that eh Paul

Daily Mail Online

@MailOnline

6 months

The Crown's 'grotesque' depiction of the car crash that killed Princess Diana goes 'too far', claims her former butler Paul Burrell

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2 years

The 4th line here is class. You ever want a masterclass in comic writing, pay attention to the 4th line. Unimprovable.

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3 years

It’s called “food”. Happy to help

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1 month

What was your aha moment when you realised 'wow, that's the same actor?' YARP

Matthew Blott 🇺🇦

@MatthewBlott

1 month

What was your aha moment when you realised 'wow, that's the same actor?' There's been loads but the most recent was realising Pablo Schreiber plays both Halo's Master Chief and The Wire's Nick Sobotka.

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8 years

This is what the US electoral map would look like if it was covered in bees.

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1 year

I repeat my comment of a few weeks back. The vast majority of Telegraph comment pieces now are written in such a pitch that if someone sat next to you on the train and started saying it, you’d move seats. Maybe carriages. Possibly even trains.

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6 years

When you’ve been on the mega bus for three hours and finally see the bullring in the distance

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@twlldun

5 years

I have to say that if your project suffers bad press because of the timing of a documentary series on the Nazis, I’d be looking more at the project and how it is perceived than the TV series.

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5 years

Me reading ur tweets

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4 years

Is it “pasta”?

The Mirror

@DailyMirror

4 years

Jamie Oliver teaches us how to make pasta with only one item

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@twlldun

3 years

I’m sure he did. Rihanna didn’t play Glastonbury.

Tommy Corbyn

@TommyCorbyn

3 years

One of the proudest moments of my life was watching this speech. Afterwards one of the Glastonbury staff tapped me on the shoulder and said "you know he just got a bigger crowd than Rihanna" #WeSupportCorbyn

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5 years

Not only did I read a fucking history book, i was alive when it fucking happened and paid some fucking attention when your plastic fucking messiah was cosying up to men of fucking violence.

Jamie

@Sinclair1875

5 years

Can’t believe I’m still having to say this, but if you believe that Corbyn’s stance on including the IRA in peace talks makes him a ‘terrorist sympathiser’, then it is *YOU* that holds hardline, extremist views on Northern Ireland, not him. Read a fucking history book

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6 years

Panama playing so badly England must think all their Isthmuses have come at once.

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Shaun Bailey

@ShaunBaileyUK

3 years

Tier 4 is tough on every Londoner. My family has had to cancel plans and I’m sure yours has too. It’s also tough on the businesses that have had to close yet again. I’ll be doing what I can to secure more support for London’s businesses and help them through this difficult time.

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