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A.V.West

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Completely Ridiculous [Redacted Edition] 🤖 🍎

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@ShitpostGate Yeah, that kink is the impulse that literally makes the existence of our species possible.

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@ExtremeBlitz__ A house and a car? At 25? 😂😂😂

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@ShitpostGate Did anyone else read the whole thing correctly before noticing a problem?

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@ShitpostGate Or the dog found it and thought it was another toy.

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@ShitpostGate This is specifically for people who watch Sam O'Nella Academy.

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@ShitpostGate "Subscription" is not inaccurate though.

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@ShitpostGate That sounds fun. I would love to try that. They probably just add input lag. I should be good at that, I have plenty of experience.

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@ShitpostGate (does it to herself for years, with no complaints) "I can't believe they did this to my character."

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@ShitpostGate I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who thinks natural redheads are very attractive.

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@ShitpostGate Like the internet isn't overflowing with that stuff already.

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@ShitpostGate Repeat what they said as a question?

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@Locati0ns I hate to disappoint you guys in England, but I'm pretty sure you were occupied by Rome at some point, among others.

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@ShitpostGate They had a whole song about that, back in the day.

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@image_origins 2, 3, 1 If you don't know why, don't drive.

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@image_origins "For 30 billion dollars..." "Yes." "But you'll need to..." "If you're not going to say 'work at a shitty job' then the answer is always 'yes'."

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@ShitpostGate A&W is better.

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@weirddalle Or even better, no coffee.

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@ShitpostGate I'm pretty sure the percentage of them is higher there. People who have wealth or work in wealthy places probably get away with more, and therefore do more horrible things.

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@ShitpostGate Even people who don't watch it should know.

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@ShitpostGate That's the only word?

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@OrwellNGoode Stop making ads that people don't want to see. Damn.

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@ShitpostGate I should have gone to Wendy's.

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@ShitpostGate It's like selling an Xbox 360 to someone still using a Nintendo 64.

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@ShitpostGate Women do like tall guys.

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@ShitpostGate So, if the bats were gone, they'd let their kids play in an abandoned mine?

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@ShitpostGate That would be expensive. If their goal is to sell cards and not make the game fair, they'll love that.

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@weirddalle How about one marble with the same kinetic energy as the bowling ball?

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@ShitpostGate It's like including the walls in the square footage of a house. It's dishonest, but liars gonna lie.

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@BeratStuff @ShitpostGate Not horrible for a no-budget action movie.

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@ShitpostGate It's a comparison of ingredients and cooking methods, not the people involved. FFS Some of you will get personally offended by anything.

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@ShitpostGate "Why don't you have your own house?" "Why didn't you get a better job with that degree?" "Why don't you have more money saved up?"

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@ShitpostGate How much do I owe you? Seriously? It's that much now?

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@DylanMAllman They literally make shit up and pretend it's a law.

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@ShitpostGate Imagine breaking up with one of her personalities and dating the other. 😂 Of course it's all fun and games until she kills you in your sleep.

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@ShitpostGate Self copying? So they've evolved to the level of Disney streaming writers.

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@ShitpostGate That really would be a miracle, if the baby survives.

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@GigaBasedDad MREs are good, IDGAF what anyone says.

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@ShitpostGate Exactly. Damn. But eye shadow though. That's something else.

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@UpdatingOnRome Black pages use a lot more ink. Black screens just change the pixel brightness. We want black pages, but it would probably be expensive.

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@ShitpostGate "We need a breakfast for this movie scene. Do you guys know what people eat for breakfast?" People who eat cigarettes and coffee with whiskey for breakfast: "🤷🏼‍♂️ Let's make everything and see what happens."

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@AltHistCody Wasn't Jake white?

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@ShitpostGate That kid has no human interaction. But more importantly, if you need to beg people to subscribe, doesn't that mean your content isn't good enough to make them do it on their own?

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@ShitpostGate Wow, that was quick.

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@ShitpostGate NWA tests their product on animals. 😂😂😂😂😂 "Sir, the test subject seems to like your attitude." "Yeah, that's my dawg."

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@ShitpostGate Ambulances are basically debt on wheels.

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@ShitpostGate Yeah, what could this possibly be about. 🤔

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@ShitpostGate I've seen people who play Warhammer 40k. This is correct.

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@ywomendeservles Criticizing the government is the reason we have the first amendment. That judge needs to be removed from office.

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@ShitpostGate If that's a coaster in a bar, it's a good way to see who's drunk.

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@ScriptTrooper Getting rich from acting? Trauma? Serious question: how?

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@ShitpostGate If they really wanted to punish him, they'd put him on house arrest.

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@ShitpostGate That would actually make a great horror movie. Not the shitting specifically, but the dangers of knowing nothing about Earth. "Wow, this kitty is huge." Gets eaten.

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@weirddalle You guys didn't graduate elementary school, did you.

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@ywomendeservles Wanting that is understandable. Expecting it would be ridiculous.

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@ShitpostGate That's not very positive. But it's exactly what I'd expect from people who call themselves positive.

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@ShitpostGate Deutsch ist wunderbar.

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@ShitpostGate Do a taste test and you'll see a difference.

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@ShitpostGate 💀

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@image_origins Your grandma owns a factory in China?

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@ShitpostGate A lot of people after reading this:

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@DalstraMike WTF? 5 years of not washing a cup?

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@ShitpostGate Having a baby would be easier after that. If a woman wants 18 kids, that could be helpful. They'd just fall out.

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@ShitpostGate You're not going to blackout drinking the whole bottle, unless you weigh 50 pounds.

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@TheCatWhisprer It shouldn't happen at all.

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@ShitpostGate Looks like he's getting a new sidekick too.

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@ShitpostGate A random white guy: "I want to be Gus."

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@image_origins That's not a tab, it's a bookmark.

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@ShitpostGate Yeah. They have worse problems than Ukraine.

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@ShitpostGate Now I want to say "womp womp" after everything. 😂

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@ShitpostGate She wouldn't average $100 per hour all day every day. On a normal day, her average per hour would be lower. In that 6 days, her average per hour of what she usually does, would probably be much much higher than $100.

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@ShitpostGate 90% of the time, the ones judging women are women.

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@darrengrimes_ Looks like a hate crime.

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@ShitpostGate This kid: doesn't want to be seen as an icon of nerdiness. Also this kid: wears the nerdiest shirt ever made.

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@RoflRingleader @ShitpostGate I can't believe I've never seen someone address this before.

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@ShitpostGate Serious question - why do people do 15 mph under the speed limit? They must know they're congesting traffic for no reason, right?

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@ShitpostGate That shit falls apart too, make no mistake about it.

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@ShitpostGate That's probably what viking families looked like.

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@ShitpostGate What's the catch?

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@ShitpostGate Yep, sounds about right. Most cops don't care if you live or die, as long as you're not out of their control.

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@ShitpostGate Unloaded? They don't care if it's even real.

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@ShitpostGate Why does this remind me of the GTA VI trailer?

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@ShitpostGate Now we know why white guys like Japanese women.

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@ShitpostGate "Back in my day, we didn't have the internet. We had to carry our memes into battle."

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@ShitpostGate In a phalanx formation? Toddlers, maybe. No formation? Pitbull all day.

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@weirddalle "No." "Good. I think the anesthesia is working."

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@ConanOBrien Where's Robert Pattinson?

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@GamingAndPandas Star Trek: Picard. Most of the beginning is unwatchable.

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@ShitpostGate AI won't make you an artist, but a good artist can use AI as one of many tools to make art. Trust me, a real artist knows.

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@ReviewsPossum Or texting and driving. One wrong move and you get a 9/11.

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@ShitpostGate Imagine thinking they only wear socks inside the spacesuit.

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@ShitpostGate It takes more than 10 episodes to get good? Damn.

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@ShitpostGate This would make more sense if they were cats. "Richard, what is that?" "Cat-ling gun."

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@ShitpostGate Nothing. No one has been born, so no one can make or eat them.

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@ShitpostGate That's actually a great way to distract from the real reason for the purchase.

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@ShitpostGate This is how most people respond when you tell them about something happening in your life, and it isn't overtly happy or any kind of good news.

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@ShitpostGate 😂 no. It's wifi, not lidar. Ffs, if WiFi could do that, autonomous cars would be completely different.

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@DylanMAllman This is literally the reason why we have the second amendment.

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