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If you think being forced to wear a mask is bad, imagine being forced to have a baby.

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All these people saying “We will adopt your baby” must be forgetting about the 407k + kids in foster care today.

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I’d rather see a president fail to execute a bike dismount than one trying to execute his VP.

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Jon Stewart flips the script! He’s a fucking legend, and this video will always be fire. 🔥

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I wanna see Mr. Trump handcuffed and then walked down 11,780 ramps.

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How many likes can Dark Brandon get? 1 RT = 11,780 likes.

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Elon Musk buying Twitter may be the only time you’ll see republicans rooting for someone from Africa.

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I’m changing my WIFI name to BIDEN’S FBI VAN to scare all of my MAGA neighbors.

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Raise your hand if you never voted for trump. ✋🏻

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I can’t tell you how many times guys walk up to me and randomly start in on Obama or Biden or gas or the virus or how great Trump was. I guess I have that look. But, the looks on their faces when this straight, white guy pops off in his full southern accent. . . 1/3

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“Fuck You, Ted!” - My New Hero

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. How did I miss this, @DevinCow ? 😂

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My three favorite things are eating my friends and not using commas.

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Republicans can’t take a joke, but they will vote for one.

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and are otherwise as worthless as gum on a boot heel, I’m just gonna have to pray the good Lord calls you home before the waspers finish makin’ a home out ya noggin’. Now, I best get to goin now so tell your momma and ‘em I said hi. Bless your heart.” Fucking Priceless! 3/3

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The best part of Schoolhouse Rock ™️ was learning how to barricade doors, turn off the lights, play dead, and keep quiet so that you could live to learn how bills sit at the steps of Congress and never become laws.

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This!

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Breaking news 🚨 Stock in Hasbro soars to record levels as republicans rush to buy easy-bake ovens for testicle tanning.

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Republicans: Kids don’t need to hear about slavery and Jim Crow. Move on. Also Republicans: Let’s teach “both sides” of the holocaust.

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If you’re voting blue in 2022, I want to follow you. Drop a 💙 below. #StrongerTogether #VoteBlue2022

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I don’t normally put this out there because it should be irrelevant, but with all this “groomer” shit from the right, I think this needs to be said. I have gay friends. My son’s godparents are gay. I have trans friends. I go to pride events. I like rainbows. Still not gay. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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“Well I reckon you’d be about right on all that there stuff if you weren’t wronger than 2 cousins getting hitched at the Piggly Wiggly, and I was fixin’ to correct ya, but seein’ how it is that you mightn’t offer much in the way of political discourse. . . 2/3

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I will not watch a single POTC movie that doesn’t have Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow. Simple as that.

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I’m not a KC fan, but I’m still sharing this to trigger the MAGA crazies. #SuperBowl2024 #SuperBowlLVIII

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@TG22110 #LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb she misspelled her name. True Story.

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If you’re an over-educated woman, who wants some god-damned human rights, I want to follow you! Drop your favorite emoji. 👇🏻

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If you think @laurenboebert should resign for giving tours to insurrectionists, I want to follow you!

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The rumors you have heard are true. This may be difficult to accept, but after a long time of weighing my options, I’ve decided I’m switching this account to a #MAGA account on June 32nd.

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What we need is a domestic supply of separation between church and state.

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Are you going to watch the Jan 6 hearing?

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If you think we should #TaxTheChurches , we should be friends. Drop #TaxTheChurches in the comments and I’ll follow.

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Raise your hand if you've never listened nor plan to listen to Matt Gaetz’s podcast. 🙋🏻‍♂️

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Brett Kavanaugh is safe today because Congress was willing to offer more than thoughts and prayers. It’s time to do the same for the rest of America. #GunSafetyNow

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I used to say All Lives Matter because I didn’t know better, because I let the argument be framed for me, because I was talking about what I thought I knew and not listening to what was being said. Change is hard. reflection is harder. Both are possible. #BlackLivesMatter

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A woman’s healthcare should be between her and a doctor. Not between her, a doctor, the neighbors, and a bunch of insurrectionists.

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Elephants are highly intelligent creatures, and we believe they show empathy. The #GQP needs a new mascot. What should it be?

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If you think we should rebuild the wall . . . between church and state, let’s be friends. Drop a 🧱 or comment.

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I’m fairly certain Doocy belongs to house Slytherin.

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I see @RepMTG gets a lot of crap on here. So, I wanted to make a list of her congressional accomplishments so far. I also wanted to thank her because I always feel smarter after she speaks to America. This could take a while… 🧵 1/10

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America is not a Christian nation. It was never a Christian nation. It was never meant to be a Christian nation. It is a nation held hostage by Christians. #RoeVsWade #Facts

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#MyPresident told your president to shut up! On. Live. Television. 😂😂😂😂😂

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There are three branches of government and I don’t want @laurenboebert in any of them. RT if you agree.

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I feel like Trump and Desantis are in a foot race to see who is the fascist.

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How many people give up on life because they don't have a dad like Biden calling them to say “I love you and I'm here”?

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Just give Kavanaugh a few cans of soup and a desk to hide under. That oughta be enough, no?

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I have two big birds for @tedcruz . 🖕🏻🖕🏻

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Women of Texas, vote your asses off. I'm sure the #gop will come for your voting rights next. 🤬

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Lost her committee assignments. 10/10 End of Thread 🧵

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I’m declaring these shoes too big to fill. @TG22110 , you were one of a kind and a world-class friend. Miss you. -LP ☕️

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I’ve made a personal decision tonight that should anything ever happen to me, I give all legal rights to @TheLiberalPoet to take over my account. The guy knows how to Twitter and knows how to put smiles on people’s faces. Signature: TG Date: 3/24/21

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@TG22110 #LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb she thinks an insurrection is something her husband shows to teenagers. 🙊

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Charlie Kirk’s logic be like:

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Sports teams come to visit #MyPresident without hesitation.

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When Psaki is no longer press secretary, does she get to keep Doocy’s crushed balls?

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“When you see Mr. Trump being thrown into the back of a paddywagon, you just see him thrown in, rough. I said please don’t be too nice,”

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To vax or not to vax, that is the equestrian.

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I don’t think the least educated state in America should be looking to challenge Roe v. Wade. #Mississippi 👀

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Triggering #MAGA in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1. #TanSuit

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Lauren Boebert understands constitutional amendments about as much as I understand how she was elected to congress. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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I now have permission.

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👀 @HamillHimself

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Why do they want to “put Christ back in school” when you can’t even find him in the church? 🤨

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BREAKING: 🔘Newsom to stay governor 🔘Larry Elder to hold press meeting at Four Seasons Landscaping #CaliforniaRecall

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And the winner is… @JDCocchiarella .

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“Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought.” - @StephenKing , It

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Uh oh! I’m satanic?! 😳

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Today has been the worst day of my entire life.

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Just so you know—if you voted for Biden in the last election, you can officially put “saved democracy” on your résumé. Follow me for more employment tips.

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I heard the Matt Gaetz Overture was in A minor. #GaetzGate #Gaetz

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If you are excited that 41 #Georgia seats flipped blue, I want to follow you. Drop a 🍑 below and I’ll follow you ASAP.

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If you’re upset that America left Afghanistan in a world of hurt, wait until you hear about climate change.

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Many people are saying Trump plans to identify as a turkey in hopes that President Biden pardons him this Thanksgiving.

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I accidentally called her Marjorie Trailer Greene. With utmost sincerity, I apologize to trailers everywhere. I’m sorry!

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Im not saying we should tax the churches but…. Wait. Yes I am! Fucking tax them!

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Sooooo. . . I got this text from a #MAGA family member today. JFC! Do I 😂 or 😭? 🧵 1/5

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Since republicans love hangman, here's a game for them. T __ U M __ L O __ T

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Imagine There are no Trumpers. It isn't hard to do. No orange god to die for. No more attempted coups. Imagine All the people living without Q...woohoo ooh ooh ooh.

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Who else here likes Leonard Cohen?

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I’m a bit weirded out after running into the #MAGA that lives next door He was strangely cordial this morning. He waved at me, smiled, and nodded as he said, “howdy, neeeeeeighbor.”

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My birthday is in September. All I want is this!

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Iz thiz how u gett a jawb werking four Lahren Bobert?

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How many likes can this puppy get in 48 hrs?

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Can I collect a $10,000 bounty for turning in an insurrectionist? I’ll find every one of those fuckers. 💰

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I haven't seen or heard anything about Kayleigh McEnany in months, and I think that's simply beautiful.

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Timeline cleanse. Just enjoy.

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It’s #TimeToExpelMarjorie ? Are you with me? 👀 Yes Yes Yes 👇 👇 👇

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If Mitch McConnell thinks you saved the senate as an institution, you need to take a cold, hard look in the fucking mirror. #SinemaEndsDemocracy

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Who the fuck voted for Matt “Venmo” Gaetz anyway?

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They gave him a verdict he can’t refuse. #DonPoorleone

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Who’s gonna tell her? @hatWRKS

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This is my new hero standing up to Ted Cruz. He’s about to be attacked by every conservative media outlet, but you won’t see him back down. I’m following @TheBenjaminHdz . Watch the video and you’ll see why!

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Trump speaks to his fan base to rally support for his healthcare plan, which is expected two weeks from today.

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Good morning ☀️ to everyone that didn’t call COVID a hoax.

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As a writer, and hopeful novelist, I’d like to thank Meghan McCain for lowering the bar on book sales.

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𝔒𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝔲𝔭𝔬𝔫 𝔞 𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔴𝔞𝔰 𝔞 𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔫𝔬 𝔯𝔢𝔭𝔲𝔟𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔰. 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔶𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔴𝔞𝔰 𝔥𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔶. 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔫𝔡.

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America: Home of well-regulated women and barely-regulated guns.

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You can lead a horse to Pfizer, but you can’t make him think.

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Rumor has it Marjorie Taylor Greene is going to write a memoir called “I Don’t Recall”.

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Trump is losing his shit over there on Truth Social. “Stollen”. 😂 The Best Words. #J6

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Bad news for Peter Doocy. 📖 Deuteronomy 23:1 No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

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I want to see #MyPresident trend today. #MyPresident still has a twitter account.

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Since we’re attacking rights now, I’m just going to say it. I don’t give two fucks about your religious freedom. Ban the Bible. Close the churches. Take god off the money, out of the pledge, out of sworn oaths, and out of America. I don’t care. Your god is make-believe.

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