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Website no longer updated | Race Announcer | Youth Running Evangelist | Common Sense Advocate | Orange Chicken Connoisseur #SaveWomensSports

Northern California
Joined March 2010
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@UltraRunnerPod
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@InternetH0F If there's one thing that all men of any background can agree on is that a nice stick should be appreciated.
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Unpopular opinion: If you’re gonna freak out when someone comes within 6’ of you on singletrack, you probably shouldn’t be on singletrack.
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@Riley_Gaines_ Exactly. I'm done talking in private. Ante up folks, and let's see how history judges us.
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This person ran around a traffic circle for 36 miles and I have so many questions.
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5th grade boy showed up to our run club today and ran a 6:26 mile on and out and back gravel course. In jeans. People are amazing.
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How's your Thursday going? Not as good as these good boys.
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Truth.
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My iPhone and charging cable are apparently at a point in their relationship where they’ll only do it in one position and that position requires me to hold it in there and I really don’t think that’s my role.
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Karel Sabbe! 502km in 75 hours to grab the win in the #backyardultra championship.
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What I learned today: When buying trash bags (trying to keep my youth running team dry in the pouring rain), don't ask the clerk "do you think an eight year old would fit in this bag?"
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“Daddy, you know why I love running out here w you?” [Waits for sentimental and profound words about independence, strength,and the great outdoors.] “Because I can fart whenever I want and you won’t get mad.”
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Wind is the worst weather to run in. Period.
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Simple request to PE teachers, coaches, and some parents: PLEASE do not use running as a punishment. It's incredible how often this still occurs and it needs to end. Thanks.
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Every young athlete—especially young girls—should know Courtney’s name.
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I'm adding a new group to the list of People I Simply Don't Understand: People who go running in the late afternoon.
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1984, London. Bruce Fordyce sets the 50M WR in 4:50:51. That's 5:49/mile. No gels, GPS, or fancy shoes. Record still stands. #forefathers
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Imagine being @Magicsquid and looking back to see @amflynnrunner going full beast mode at mile 49.5 of @lakesonoma50 #ls50 #fastwomen #ohshit
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Gordy just gave his spot to this lucky guy from Vermont. #tears
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Hi I’m Eric. I’ve run, ridden, and paddled tens of thousand miles and with the exception of aid stations, I’ve never wanted to hear your music in the outdoors. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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When you say “I had to sacrifice a Buff” and your friends know what you mean.
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For someone not often at a loss for words, I’m struggling with trying to explain to my non-running sports friends exactly what happened yesterday.
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My son Van asked me last night if he could run with me this morning. This was his first time asking. We ran 3.5 miles and my legs are fine but my mouth hurts from smiling so damn much. I can’t think of anything more powerful than sharing your passion with your children.
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Laying in bed and needing to pee but rationalizing that you can somehow make it til the morning. . Running w a rock in your shoe and hoping it’ll go away. . Same mindset. 🙋🏻‍♂️
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3 years
Everyone involved in this story deserves a ton of credit. Bravo!
@FOS
Front Office Sports
3 years
Polish javelin thrower Maria Andrejczyk auctioned off her Olympic silver medal to help send an 8-month-old boy to Stanford University for heart surgery. Polish store chain Zabka won the auction with a bid of $125K, then returned the medal to her 🥈
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Only thing planned today is to go on a trail run with my wife and kids thru the redwood forest. My wife started running a month ago and this is *her* idea while we’re on vacation. Life is incredible and I could not be happier.
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I’d pay anything to bottle these moments. As Sunny gets faster and I stay the same, our time together on the trails is fleeting. I know the day will come when she doesn’t want to run w me, but until that time, I’ll be smiling and struggling to keep up.
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This is Laine. She’s 7, finished towards the back in our #xc meet today, and is my my new spirit animal. Thanks again @runSRA_CIM for another great meet. #CXC2019
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Sania Sorokin’s new 100M record is equivalent to four consecutive 2:50 marathons. Yikes.
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3 years
Gotta cheer for this guy every bit as the top finishers. Nice work!
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I was DFL at #hr100 Not the result I was hoping for, but I think I learned even more this way. Been trying to get here for about 10 years.
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2 years
Take 100 randomly selected healthcare workers and 100 randomly selected ultrarunners. Which group has more people wearing @hoka shoes?
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4 years
Great reminder from my friend Becky: As people are joining (or re-joining) gyms, running clubs, etc., please welcome them instead of complaining about parking or crowds. We were each new once, and your attitude can make the difference in helping them achieve their goals.
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Thanks again to @keithdunn for his incredible coverage of #BigDogUltra . A definite bright spot for 2020!
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Fastest HS boy finished 3 miles in 13:48 this evening at Woodbridge XC Classic in Orange County. 13:48. High school. Dayum. Meanwhile check out the girls finish for first. (Winner clocked a 15:32.) I’ve never seen a meet this big or kids run this fast. Absolutely incredible…
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My students have run 10,000 miles this school year (!) so I rented a foam machine and had a damn party to celebrate.
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Who the hell are all these people who can afford $100k Sprinter vans???
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That's my sister, mom, daughter, and wife, all on a run together. How cool is that?!?
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“No American has ever won #UTMB ” is a phrase that really really needs to die.
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2 years
So we're all done with virtual races, right?
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@UTMBWorldSeries Go away and leave us alone.
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A GPS watch is one of the more unifying things in our world. When we see someone wearing one, we see one of us.
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Working on 2nd shelf. What am I missing?
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Slowed down on my run today & tried to answer WHY I’m running. I stopped and thought. Yes, I love the movement and the challenge, but it feels so empty with no races on the horizon. No group runs. No post race parties. Nada. My motivation and mojo are waning. How bout you?
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Incessantly checking my phone at school and another parent asked what I was doing. Tried explaining #BigsBackyardUltra to her and got a blank stare in return.
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Piggybacking on ⁦ @kilianj ⁩ ‘s recent video…
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Hey worldwide MUT crowd, please remember this as everyone's getting hyped about #UTMB next year. @UTMBMontBlanc is a greedy organization run by a couple of people who don't play nice in the sandbox and are bad for the sport. Please stop supporting them. #FUTMB
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Hey, I tried. #girldad
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@zaelefty @Variety Your posts are awesome. Rationale, respectful and backed up with sources. Thank you.
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President Biden signing bill that requires non-runners to ask about “that race in maybe Tennessee? Or Kentucky? that I saw on Netflix and like no one ever finishes it but I think it was this week” for the next month. #BM100
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You won't find a strong cannabis advocate than me. I grow it, smoke it, eat it, drink it and rub the compounds on my sore muscles. But: Don't be an idiot and use it when you're an Olympian and The Games are coming up. This shouldn't be a controversial take.
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2 years
You all 👀 this? Go Jacky!
@NCrunnerjacky
Jacky Hunt-Broersma
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Marathon Nr. 10 done💪. Can't believe I've done 10 marathons already. 90 marathons to go. Video from today's Marathon. This was at mile 20. I've got a good shuffle game😜😂 #WednesdayMotivation
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Beth Pascal (UK) looking very impressive and commanding a strong lead. First female at #canyons100k at Foresthill mile 36.5.
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The future is bright with pink chiffon and a skate helmet. What a rad girl.
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She’s 6-years old. And her name is Paige Tobin...
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@CitiusMag @Nike Good luck with that, trans women.
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Kilian is shooting for a 2:10 at London Marathon. Think he's got it? @kilianj
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Favorite rule from a race website.
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XC girls are tough. (That’s Sunny at section finals today after losing her shoe. Her team finished 1st and is heading to state. 🤙) #ProudDad
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After @runnersworld clickbaity and adversorial nonsense over the past year, I really thought they had the award for Most Pilloried Magazine locked down. Then @outsidemagazine whispered with a wry but devilish smile, "Here, hold my Michelob Ultra."
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Jim was just trying to make it to the airport before the borders close. (Nice work!)
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Congrats to @walmsleyruns who wins the 2021 edition of @UltratrailCT and breaks the new record 🔥 📸: Sam Clark & @UltratrailCT #UTWT #UTWT2021 #UTCT2021 #BecomeAFinisher
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Me: Stressed out after 48hr of travel and I check in at @united desk. Rep has a new @suunto on and I ask if he’s a runner in broken espanol. We talk about trail running and he beams w pride while talking about @kilianj . No more stress. Smile on my face. Going home.
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Three months until my favorite race in the world (that I've never even been to.)
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Absolute fucking bullshit that both parents aren’t allowed in the emergency room w their child.
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The lawn mowing got a bit out of hand.
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Saw this meme and all I can think of is hill repeats. So trail shoes with decent traction I guess?
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Just had a 2nd grader (he just turned 7) run a legit 6:35 1600. He runs with us at recess and PE but this was the first time he wanted to be timed and it was incredible to watch.
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Hate to be a downer, but was today just a really really sh!tty day for anyone else? (Inter)national news, personal news, bad weather, and I ran a measly 3.5 miles this morning that sucked from start to finish. Just me? Trying to change it up, but damn.
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New World Record for 50 miles: Jim Walmsley. 4/50:07 #TimeToFly @HOKAONEONE @walmsleyruns
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@FondOfBeetles @cyclingweekly @CyniscaC That’s exactly what they’re saying. Shame on you @cyclingweekly .
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I know sex is good and all, but have you ever sat on a porch in late summer and ate three grilled cheeses and a glass of horchata while watching #bigsbackyardultra on the laptop?
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@DrEliDavid The silence of athletes and the media is deafening and frankly pathetic.
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2 years
I'm teaching my kids to appreciate different perspectives, but favoring the 1500 over the mile isn't an opinion I'll tolerate in my house.
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3 years
Beth Pascall takes the win. Ladies running @wser , get ready! Lead from the start. (May have missed a turn in final 1/4 mile. Stay tuned.)
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This stuff chokes me up. The gift card to our local burrito place doesn’t hurt either. 👍🤪🤗
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wow. Wow. WOW!
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Cross Country Probs
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KATELYN TUOHY JUST RAN 15:37.12 FOR A 5K (5:01 pace) - THATS THE 4TH FASTEST TIME IN THE WORLD - she is only a SOPHOMORE IN HIGH SCHOOL - sets a new high school national record - the only other h.s. u.s. girl to break 16 indoors, Brie Oakley (15:55) INCREDIBLE
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Ego Fartlek Workout: Easy pace until you see someone on the trail, then run like hell until you pass them. Repeat.
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Since running shorts are $70+ now, they should really come with a warranty that if the waist string comes out, you can send the shorts in for a replacement. Who’s with me?
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Again, why does a cell phone cover come in a recloseable bag but my cereal does not?
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Yo fellow Californians. Please don’t complain about races being cancelled this weekend. Seriously.
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4 years
Love this.
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While I miss drinking with friends and family on holidays, I *don't* miss the mornings after, waking up bleary eyed and sore with the uncomfortable feeling I said some stupid sh*t the night before. Happy Sunday everyone. Off for a paddle and a run with the fam.
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6 years
The more I watch the #WinterOlympics , the more I love the simplicity of our sport: A start line, a bunch of mountains, and a finish line.
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2 years
At kids track meet today and a woman kept yelling “slow and steady will win the race baby! Slow and steady!” and I kept wanting to turn around and say no. Wrong. That’s actually not how it works at all.
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My 2020 BINGO card is complete! Finally got to mark off “seeing a giant inflatable dong anchored in the river while on my morning run.”
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Gotta dig Tony using the old UD bottle.
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You finally get to the aid station and this all that’s left sitting on the table, daring you to take it.
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Fun time running 10 laps for 41 miles, but the pizza's gone and my grundle is chafed. I'm out. #QuarantineBackyardUltra
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3 years
Injuries from cross training are particularly frustrating and offensive.
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3 years
For anyone new to ultrarunning, the Barkley Marathons started today. There's no website, but @keithdunn will have all the info you need. @BarkleyMarathon @BarkleyCourse @barkleymovie #BM100
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Subbed for a 3rd grade class today and for 15 minutes before recess, they were allowed to put in headphones and listen to their choice of music. The sound of 24 kids humming and quietly singing to themselves was one of the more beautiful things I’ve heard in years.
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3 years
It’s pretty dumb to complain about trail traffic when you’re on the same trail.
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2 years
Can we all agree that if some random despotic country wants to host an #Ultramarathon World Championship that we politely decline?
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The Venn diagram of "mad about the new Adidas single use shoe" and "I flew to France last month to see a race" is pretty dark.
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4 years
Ladies and gentleman, the Queen has arrived.
@AravaipaRunning
Aravaipa Running
4 years
Congrats to @runningmegleg on her new women’s 55-59 age group 50k World Best Performance of 3:56:52! @squirrelsnutbut @thenorthface
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Unpopular opinion: Skiing sucks. My reasons: 1. Stupid expensive. 2. There’s always traffic getting there. 3. Long lines. 4. Injuries. 5. It’s f’ing cold. 6. Ridiculous outfits. 7. Too many bros.
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3 years
I’m waaiiiting. #ws100
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This morning she went on a trail run w me, then this afternoon she f’ing did THIS. I’m a proud dad. #outdoorkids
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2 years
Little known fact about #ws100 : Yesterday there were approx $4mil worth of Sprinter/adventure/overland vans in Foresthill at any given time.
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I bitch about #California a lot, but where else could I go skiing, trail running and paddleboarding all in one weekend?
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