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Jack of All Trades. Purpose-Driven Digital Content and Sports Writer. Millennial. Part time shaman. ⛈️🧙🏾‍♂️Free ur mind and the rest will follow.

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4 years
Stephon Gilmores interceptions this season were thrown by: Josh Rosen Daniel Jones Sam Darnold Dak Prescott Andy Dalton x2
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@FourVerts This is why players hate fantasy football 'analyst'. They're so far removed from reality they think they're enlightened
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Najee Harris is this years Josh Jacobs and it's like nobody even cares.
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3 years
🎉Happy birthday to me🎉 I'm 31. I have 2 kids and just refinanced my house. 6 yrs ago I was a binge drinking addict who valued his life as almost nothing. Finding the @TheFFBallers YT channel literally changed my whole life. They helped me see what being a dad/husband could be.
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2 years
Meow @MooncatzNFT 😻
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
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World's collide! The King himself @camjordan94 snatched this 🔥🔥 @quirkiesnft this morning! Show some love #Quirkies 🙏🏾 #IDPArmy
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@camjordan94 Birds of a feather
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2 years
@sammywatkins @marlon_humphrey Nest....in trees. Wtf u think woodpeckers are slamming their beaks against a tree for my guys...? Get outside and find a bird nest this spring and stop w this foolishness lol
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
4 years
Leonard Fournette is an RB1.
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
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@HaydenWinks Mike Evans is literally goated and nobody even cares
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@AfricanArchives talk to em baby!
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
4 years
The problem w Joe Mixon is there's never been a buy low window....even when he's been meh his managers are high in him at all times
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
4 years
I've come to the conclusion that most fantasy football managers are soft af.
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
2 years
I'm convinced Not Okay Bears is going to end up being a legit project. The pushback has activated the competitive nature in a lot of people who were bored just dicking around and now they have a project they're emotionally and financially invested in that needs fighters 👀
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@newvangelicals Good on y'all for finding it out. Bad in y'all for it taking several decades to empower followers and believers who were subject to this abuse. Discernment is lacking in all levels of Christianity Inc. The wolves in sheep's clothing is actually an analogy for shepards. 🙏🏽👀
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
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The reason @RayGQue has so many people loyal to him is because he's legit a good dude. He does the work. He doesn't promote 24/7. And he adds value. Even if you're not part of his community you reap the rewards of his work. He's the blueprint.
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
4 years
If it was James Robinson who did what Melvin Gordon did last night it would be all over my TL. But since it was MGiii I ain't seen a single word about it. What does that say about the fantasy community on a macro level?
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
2 years
Really excited for Mike Evans to be ranked as a concensus low end WR2 in dynasty for the 4th straight year
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2 years
Two years from now this will be one of the most recognizable brands of web3. And it's not even the main collection. This collection of art will be covetted. The brands, ventures, products, and stories associated with this will symbol will make the world a better place 💙.
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I think they're cute #theTakeover @MooncatzNFT
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@SharpFootball he really is the next Tom Brady
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
3 years
Will Fuller is gonna be this year's Stefon Diggs.
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
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@PSchrags Feels like low hanging fruit honestly. Top 3 guys broke out as rookies, in my opinion, so this would be a continuation of that. Justyn Ross is on your dynasty fantasy team isn't he? ;)
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
3 years
Please play in an IDP league this season. I know it sounds daunting and scary and like more work. Those are all lies from the devil. Close your eyes for five seconds and imagine yourself on Sundays having literally 2x more fun than you ever have before playing FF... That's IDP.
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
2 years
Okay Bears (Solana) floor is down almost 50% since May 20th. Not Okay Bears (ETH) floor is up over 300% since May 20th. It's not hard to see how this will play out. Opensea monogamy is costing you, Anon. #NotOkayBears
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
2 years
Getting some follows from the Gutter 👀 what's good gang gang!?
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@rustyrockets None of the above.
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@Cambeezy_ Bet. Get this mans wife here ASAP!
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
2 years
There is no proof that Quirkies aren't related to Kodas and that Quirksville isn't going to be part of the expanded Yuga metaverse. There are potential clues that all the above could very well be happening. NFA. 🧵
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
2 years
You are absolutely insane to be taking fantasy football advice from most analyst. Here are 69 analyst who can increase your odds of winning your league by 420% 🧵
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
3 years
Trey Sermon is an RB1.
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Don't get it twisted I'm still quirkin!💯💯💯 Been working on something for the @quirkiesnft might drop some alpha tomorrow 👀 Everyone has their quirks let's remember to celebrate and uplift each other in the good times AND the bad 🙏🏾🔥💙 Hope you got a set 🧠🤯📈 #NFTs
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
4 years
🚨BREAKING: Proud to announce my #IDP123 scoring system is being adopted as the @DynastyNerds site standard for IDP analysis and Rankins! And the site recommended IDP Scoring system for your Fantasy Football Leagues. Look for scoring article on site soon!!! 🔥🔥🔥 #IDPArmy
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
4 years
I'm obsessed with fantasy football.
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
3 years
I'm following about 500 too many fantasy analyst.
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
3 years
Being an IDP Fantasy content creator it can be tough. A lot of creators in the fantasy community don't play IDP or even acknowledge it. Which is unfortunate. My goal this off-season is to change that. I'd LOVE to guest on your pod or livestream w some IDP 101 content!! Hmu
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@DezBryant Why u got Lamar Jackson in there? Ruin the whole list. TJ Watt easily deserves that spot.
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
3 years
Anybody else have zero Antonio Gibson in Dynasty?
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
2 years
Remember quirkies?
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3 years
Husband and wife played each other this week in our dynasty league 🤯🤯
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
3 years
Kirk Cousins really reset the QB market throwing the ball to Josh Doctson, Jamison Crowder, and Vernon Davis w Samaje Perine out of the backfield and people still hate him.
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2 years
Quirkies are digital gold.
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
4 years
Ya man just got married!!! Hell fucking yeah! Love my wife. Love my kids. Love my life. Be blessed friends and squeeze the ones you love bc they're really all that matters!
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@plies He thought them folks would take care of him...smh
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Smile like you mean it 🔥 and buy the dip 🤌🏾 @savagenationnft
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
4 years
Name something more annoying than winning all the leagues you don't really care about and losing the ones you play Fantasy Football for. I'll wait.
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Shook.
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
2 years
My Top 12 #Dynasty WRs 1.Justin Jefferson 2.AJ Brown 3. DJ Moore 4.Ceedee Lamb 5.Ja'Marr Chase 6.Deebo Samuel 7.Chris Godwin 8.Cooper Kupp 9.Mike Evans 10.Tyreek Hill 11.Tee Higgins 12.Amari Cooper What y'all think #IDPArmy @MyFantasyLeague
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
2 years
Bought a new ling today 👀 #tradingTuesday
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
2 years
Not Okay Bears is a culture shift. Fuck the floor. #NotOkay
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
3 years
*whispers* today wasn't boring for people playing IDP fantasy football
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1 year
Mood
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
2 years
Quirkies are digital gold.
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
6 months
@newvangelicals Dwayne Roberts, Brian Kim, Wes Martin and whoever the channels of communication were through which the victims disclosed the abuse.
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
3 years
@SleeperHQ You should fix the IDP ADP It's really really really really bad. Like.... literally terrible. Reach out if you need help or some sort of abitrary list to make it functional. Mocks are almost impossible and it's Mandarin to newbs. Corner this market!!!
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
4 years
Who in their right mind drafted brandin cooks in 2020?
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@gabedavis13_ @Shanemgillis 🔥🔥🔥 too much sauce on both dem boys
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
4 years
Akeem Davis Gaither looks like he was cut out of a block of granite. #SeniorBowl
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
3 years
Isaiah Simmons will be the 2021 version of 2020 Devin White. Send tweet.
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
3 years
At WORST Trey Sermon is the second back in the best committee in the NFL.
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
3 years
You shouldn't be relying on meaningful rookie WR production in redraft fantasy football.
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
2 years
Quirkies. That's it. That's the tweet.
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
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@McNamaraDynasty Shoddy tweet. Unless your commissioner is some sort of Beta tested AI commissioner, which I find unlikely. This is like blaming Lamborghini for the shitty tire rotation you got at Walmart. It only makes sense if you don't think about it.
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2 years
26 days until....
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@Breaking911 I wonder if he's on his way to work
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
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@ElvinRyan_FF I thought that was a list of his 20+ yard receptions in his career 🤷
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@SharpFootball Looks knocked out to me
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@AlertChannel Looks like a flock of seagulls caught in a weather balloon
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
2 years
#NewNFTProfilePic future so bright had to get a @quirkiesnft with shades 😎
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
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#IDPRankings Top 12 DBs (Redraft) 1. Jamal Adams 2. Budda Baker 3. Landon Collins 4. Derwin James 5. Jabrill Peppers 6. Von Bell 7. John Johnson 8. Tracy Walker 9. Taylor Rapp 10. Jessie Bates 11. Jordan Poyer 12. Harrison Smith #IDPArmy #FFIDP #IDP123 @MyFantasyLeague
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Had to @yaypegs >_>
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3 years
AJB > DKM
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3 years
Stefon Diggs is just AB without the BS.
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4 years
This is the late round TE nobody is talking about but they should be.
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4 years
Eric Ebron in full uniform #Steelers 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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"be the alpha you wish to see in the world" - Ling 3363 🛹🦑🧟‍♂️♈
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I've got a hunch we are about to price a lot of folks out of Quirkies in the next 48 hours. The clues are there. If you have the imagination you can see what's coming and it's huge...
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1 year
Ok these are pretty sick... @savagenationnft
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
3 years
God bless all you saints who get mediocre trade offers and instead of complaining about it you just send a counter offer. To few of you kings and queens out there and not enough recognition. 🙏🙏👑👑
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
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@FantasyReceipts This is an all timer lol.
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
3 years
Crossed 1k, noone noticed. Crossed 2k, no love. Crossed 3k, no shout-outs. The grind different when u don't have anyone co-signing. But we out here grinding
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3 years
Not a football tweet but this is my family and I love them so much 😍😍😍
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Is this a grail OG donut @quirkiesnft ? #NFT
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
3 years
Chase Claypool isn't normal and you should be drafting him more bullishly than you probably are. Every week starter in the flex without hesitation imo in 2021
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
3 years
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2 years
New Shellz. Looks rare 🤌🏾🤠
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
2 years
Woke up in the Gutter 🤯. Thankful and humbled by this 🔥🔥🔥 Ray Lewis pidgeon that was sitting in my wallet this morning. Web 3 is full of great people and communities. Actions > Words. GANG GANG!!!
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In honor of Quirkies hitting 2E floor today gonna rock my OG @quirkiesnft 🔥🚀 #NewNFTProfilePic
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
4 years
Who has the most sacks in 2020?? @myfantasyleague
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
4 years
#Dynasty I have zero Preston Williams and I like it that way. I have zero David Montgomery and I like it that way. I have zero Sam Darnold and I like it that way. Who do you have zero exposure to?
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I'm getting married this upcoming weekend and will be having a little gettaway the following week w the wifey and kiddos...which means I'm gonna drop a TON OF CONTENT this week. I love you and you're welcome 💜🔥💜🔥💜🔥💜
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Todd Gurley (who is dust and has arthritis and not explosive) has more rushing yards than Ezekiel Elliott (who has +10 carries than Gurley) and 2 less rushing yards than Josh Jacobs (who has +25 carries than Gurley) He's still elite.
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1 year
@nfldraftscout Wendys makes a fire cheeseburger
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It's hard to really pinpoint an exact moment...but if I had to I'd say losing @MikeTagliereNFL was the biggest paradigm shift in the entire fantasy football industry and ecosystem. He represented a relentless desire to study and develop fantasy football. A desire for excellence…
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@FantasyReceipts Imagine paying his rent with your hard earned money :/
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3 years
When I see Kyle Pitts drafted before Darren Waller it literally takes my breathe away
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Jordan Gabriel 🪶
2 years
My wife called me yesterday and said "you want a buffalo bills hoodie?" Bless her heart 😂
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