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Since I met @StephenBrodsky we’ve been trying to make a video where we turn the 3 members of @MutoidMan into one giant “Mutoid Man.” It finally happened for their best single “Call Of The Void.” Watch the whole dang jawn.

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My Metallica-themed Vietnamese restaurant, Phở Whom the Bell Tolls, is looking for investors.

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Tom Delong used his time and money breaking up sex trafficking rings and trying to help humanity communicate with other life forms and people were like “cool. Hey can you sing the Grandpa Hot Dog song again? The other guy doesn’t do it as good.”

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Danzig’s first vocal take on “Mother”

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Weird that Chicago has a monument to Eric Clapton’s son

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My Korn-themed real estate business, Freak on a Lease, is sadly coming undone (bankrupt rupt rupt rupt)

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1 year

Brought my whole Hebrussy to #AEWFullGear

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1 year

Middle school comedy nerds, pick one.

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10 months

The world is ever changing but there will always be teenagers covering Metallica at an upstate NY Elks Lodge

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2 years

I have been tagged in a few threads regarding this so I just want to say a thing about it.

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11 months

Hardcore has always been about long-ass speeches and I think the pivot to "marginalized people are safe here" from "this song is for my cousin Dirtbike who lost his eye riding a dirtbike" has made the shows 1000% more enjoyable for everyone.

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4 years

We got @EStreetMax of Bruce Springsteen & @ConanOBrien fame to cover The goddamn Misfits with @FrankIero of @MCRofficial , @jameyjasta of @hatebreed , Ben Weinman of @dillingerescpln & Gwarsenio wearing pasta around his neck. Smash that subscribe button!

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when @LINGUA_IGNOTA_ yelled “GET THE FUCK UP!” during a karaoke rendition of “The Reason” by Hoobastank I felt that.

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People think ZZ Top’s gimmic was their beards but it’s really that they were 3 dudes that look like boob guys who wrote songs about how they were ass guys.

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Happy to help @DanhausenAD write a theme for his good friends, the #AssBoys , on the #AEWForbiddenDoor Buy In. It’s now available on Spotify, Apple Music, and Bandcamp

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This entire person's page is dog shit. Truly, what the fuck are you getting out of the hardcore punk scene if you leave transphobic? Like, it's not 2003 no one is there to notice your cool Puma shoes. Go see Trapt, you weird little loser.

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4 years

This #bandcampfriday , Sept 4th, we will be releasing Covers Ep Vol. III. IT WILL ONLY BE AVAILABLE FOR 24 HOURS. All of the money will be be split evenly between the artists who performed. Again huge thanks to everyone who participated on the songs.

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Henry Kissinger died alone in his car recording Cameos at a Boston Market parking lot. His last words were "Happy 8th birthday, Eric. I hope no one destabilizes your party."

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Covers EP Vol 3 Available ONLY today until 12am pst FEATURING @EStreetMax @npfallon @FrankIero @jameyjasta @AaronHeard_ @YoEaves @IsaacBolivar @StephenBrodsky @BenKoller @TravStever @Trey_Pemberton + more. All money goes to the artists involved Get it NOW:

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listening to hardcore on my way to Trader Joe’s

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proud to present to y’all the funniest thing I’ve ever witnessed in my life: “Master of Puppets” blasting in a Korean grocery store for no reason

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There are thousands of people across the world who put their faith in a narcissistic billionaire giving them a scrap of ironic attention on live television and instead he was so unfunny that they actually lost money.

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3 years

Me noticing the gay American flag: hell yeah! Me noticing the Rick and Morty flag: oh no.

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Gym owner in North Carolina keeps out hoard of MAGA members with one flag

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Everyone has an incredibly funny and sweet Trevor Strnad story. No one made aggressive music feel more like home. Truly the best this scene has to offer. 🖤

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4 years

HOT POUTINE! It’s @claudioPsanchez of @Coheed , Bill from @mastodonmusic , Danny Carey from @Tool , Les Claypool from @primus , and our boy @StephenBrodsky from @MutoidMan covering “Anthem” by @rushtheband . We’re just as surprised as you are!

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any else see flea and iggy pop sharing an ice cream cone in this picture?

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It’s @StephenBrodsky ’s birthday. The man is in like 7 active bands which is already too many so at this point why not join a few more? Let’s all green screen him into some other bands that he should be in.

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**sugar ray voice** 🎶iiiiiii just want to diiiiie put your arms around my windpipe put your arms around my windpipe🎶

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The best in the world

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the L.S. in @lsdunes stands for "Lotsa Spaghetti"

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Now that the Emo revival is peaking, It’s time I admit that I am still not sure if the band was called Alexisonfire or Alexisonfire.

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10 months

panic chords forever🔪

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4 years

Our new vid is an 80’s thrash metal cover of Rage’s “Killing in the Name” feat all non-white musicians @AaronHeard_ @Trey_Pemberton @YoEaves @ChrisEnriquez @IsaacBolivar Rah from @fuckedNbound and Stephen from @fever333 #blacklivesmatter #DefundThePolice

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7 months

Who up Slammin’ the Back of they Dragula?

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2 years

I think it’s every Jewish boy’s dream to have a sandwich named after them at a deli. Today mine came true. After 3 years I finally got to try “The Gwarsenio Hall” at Epic Deli in McHenry Illinois. I might be slightly biased but this is the greatest sandwich of all time.

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2 years

I just realized The Smashing Pumpkins are the Megadeth of Grunge. Their song writing and skill should make them #1 in their genre but they both are fronted by dudes who are too rude and silly to be allowed at the tippy top.

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2 years

Been trying to think of a joke all morning for my best friend’s Iron Maiden wedding cake but honestly this is so fucking sick I can’t think of punch line. Guess I’m at a Losfer Words.

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2 years

Spoiler Alert: we will absolutely be covering Bat out of Hell #RIP

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3 years

"Try this kick and spin it" - me moshing in 2005/right now in my living room to today's cover. Huge thanks to @JeremyXBolm , @ColinYovng , @VEINBAND , @puptheband , @bloodbather , and king @orangecassidy for helping us crush this Movie/TV end credit classic

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4 years

Holy shit 9:30 am EST

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11 months

Trans people are people. There is no nuance for an opinion there. You are the reason artists have to give speeches at shows because you make shows unsafe more than the open bigots who generally don't go.

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1 year

Can't believe I have lived long enough to see subtitles under death metal band logos lololol

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This started as a crazy idea pitch to Trevor Strnad on my podcast, now it’s a reality! Thanx so much to Sound Talent, The Rave/Eagles & most of all EACH & EVERY ONE OF YOU who pushed me to see this through despite losing Trevor! Use code MMF23 tomorrow!

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I hurt myself today To see if I still feel I focus on T-Pain The only thing that's real

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FYI this is how the ripped version of Muppet Family Christmas on YT (AKA the only available version) ends

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Just arrived in London. Can’t wait to see Big Ben.

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4 months

when the band’s name is “Dying Fetus”

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Dear metalheads, When you name your band “dying fetus”, it feeds into negative stereotypes about your culture (violent, antisocial, misogynistic) and limits the potential audience for your music and ideas to normal people. Punks learned this lesson long ago.

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Happy Halloween!

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Orange Cassidy has a Thanksgiving surprise! DANHAUSEN IS BACK!!! Watch #AEWDynamite LIVE on TBS! @730hook | @K_Shibata2022 | @OrangeCassidy | @DanhausenAD

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3 years

The drums on Weezer’s Pinkerton sound heavier than every proper metal album ever recorded but y’all aren’t ready to have that convo yet.

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2 years

Imagine thinking wrestling doesn’t rock?

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My gf watched “Peaky Blinders” by herself and so here are the names I’ve called the show instead of “Peaky Blinders”

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1 year

We covered “1979” by @smashingpumpkins with @aof_official , @ToucheAmore , @deafheavenband , and @AFI !

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@EllisHeasley You are not wrong, but also

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Happy 40th. A better heavy metal album does not exist.

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4 years

Riley always spoke about so many important issues—deff the biggest person in metal to constantly address prison reform LGBT+ rights and progressive causes. His influence and idealism cannot be forgotten. It’s a privilege to be an artist with a platform and he was the best of us.

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Sandbox Magicians! @LocustOfficial , @Convergecult , @jordanbuckley , @fulllofhell , and Ryan of @Poison_The_Well covered “Sugar Coated Sour” by the almighty @TDEP_

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1 year

Please enjoy “The Leaving Song Pt. 3.” A Sing The Sorrow tribute put together by @RegulateNYHC , @ColinYovng , @bosxe , and myself. Happy 20th to @AFI ’s perfect album.

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George W. Bush’s favorite band is Death Cab for Cutie. He’s said it in many interviews. Clinton was more of a Cursive guy. Obama still listens to Cobra Starship.

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I like my sandwiches how I like my men: Italian sub

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Finally finished painting my bedroom mural

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Happy 20th to @cave_in_boston ’s “Antenna.” This track should have been the Everlong of the 00s.

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Good news, I figuЯed out how to text Яeplace the backwaЯds Я fЯom the KoЯn logo on my phone’s keyboaЯd.

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we're back, you schmucks.

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John Doe

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This week’s Highschool CD review is My Chemical Romance’s debut album and it features an exclusive interview with their guitarist, @FrankIero .

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The Big Four of Thrash Metal as Dragon Ball Z villains

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It actually IS about Easter. The 3rd verse ends with “the nights are getting warmer/it won’t be long til summer comes” which clearly places us in the spring. Also it was released on April 17th which is when Easter falls in 2022 and ya’ll know which Boy returned to town that day…

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I don't support crowd killing unless you eat/use every part of the crowd.

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. @danhausenad and I have a new show ranking all types of nonsense on @knotfest dot com. It’s called “Tierifying” and the first episode is us ranking the Cannibal Corpse album covers based on how fun they look.

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Bobby Fish’s theme

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Hey @Disney I got a pitch for you. Danhausen and One Dalmatians. Make it, you cowards and give me and @DanhausenAD boat money.

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God's Hat

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who up goosin' they bump?

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UPDATE: she has officially joined the @LINGUA_IGNOTA_ crew.

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okay but who is gonna be filling in for sexy cat man?

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Ghost going viral on horse girl Tik Tok has solidified their genre once and for all. They’re “horse girl metal.”

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@DanhausenAD as a fellow makeup wearing entertainer, I can safely say that I also go to work to make money.

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This is not an opinion on the actual tour. They’re bringin out good bands and getting good people work and I hope they have a nice time. This just further confirms the value of being “a silly little guy.”

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Thanks for the write up! Would have been cool if they sent some teenage nerd to follow us around for half a year like in Almost Famous but it’s still a great piece 🖤

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The team behind metal talk show 'Two Minutes to Late Night' on how they roped big names like Max Weinberg into the web's wildest quarantine covers series.

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working very hard to get Van Halen fans to kill me this week

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Colorado has not embraced the airport demon horse (Blucifer) enough. It’s been around since 2008 and should have Gritty amounts of support and merch. My home state has let me down.

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The Thursday / My Chemical Romance / Pup / Wet Hot American Summer collab you never knew you needed. Premieres 9:30 am est OR watch it RIGHT NOW if you’re our Patreon Patron.

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Parents, at what age do you tell your kids that Andrew W.K. isn’t real?

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Every actor in a Batman movie is like “I lived in a sewer for 3 months and ate nothing but Sisters of Mercy cds to prepare for my role.”

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ugh. Do you think she thought this was a punisher shirt or do we all have to get lasers shot at our half sleeves?

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I'm talking 'bout @MCRofficial 's "Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge" with @FrankIero LIVE on YouTube tomorrow 8/13 at 5pm EST. Submit all questions via our Patr30n OR live during filming w/ Super Chads.

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This is the first year in my entire life I didn’t have eight colds I’m gonna keep wearing the mask lol

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BREAKING: CDC will no longer recommend masks for fully-vaccinated Americans indoors or outdoors, including in crowds, according to sweeping new guidance.

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Danhausen has a very special, very evil gift coming soon for Billy Ass & The Ass Boys via musician professionals @2M2LN and @ColinYovng Watch @theaustingunn @coltengunn and @RealBillyGunn decimate their foes on #AEWDark tonight or be cursed.

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"If you've got health insurance fucking prove it" is an academy award winning mosh call @callousdaoboys

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Hulk Hogan singin' "Mother" by Danzig

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Who cares about the McDonald’s Travis Scott meal. Gimme the Popeye’s @CursiveTheBand ugly organ meal

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If you didn’t smoke cigarettes outside your hometown’s venue with a girl who looked like Ashoka were you really in the scene?

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uhhhhh this is wild and hard to comprehend but our Rush cover will likely hit one million views before the end of the year. Maybe give it another watch (or 14) so we can absolutely do this! thank you @mastodonmusic @primus @Coheed @Tool @StephenBrodsky

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Gene Simmons rips anti-vaxxers: "If you're willing to walk among us unvaccinated, you are an enemy"

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People looooove to shit on Limp Bizkit but they are probably the biggest band in America willing to say they won’t tour because there isn’t guaranteed safety for an audience yet. That’s admirable as fuck.

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We’re all thinking when shows come back we’re going to be tearing shit up in the pit and dog pilin’ mics and throwing our bodies around like stray basketballs but in reality the first 6 months of shows is going to be people hugging and crying exclusively

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“Danzigly” should be an adverb.

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straight edge dude chugging corn nuts at the @GodsHate818 show has my vote in 2024

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all the fake movies from Seinfeld would make incredible hardcore band names tbh (Deathblow, Means To An End, Sack Lunch, The Pain and The Yearning, CheckMate, Chunnel)

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