if you were to pay close attention, i say “that rumor is like a broken clock...” some might think that i meant to say broken record, but i did not. Because even a broken clock is right twice a day. 😎
my girls are getting older and have started combing through the disney & nickelodeon on demand. they recently discovered hannah montana and are getting a little obsessed, watching every episode. today i told them to enjoy it while it lasts because in the last episode hannah dies.
how many more will be enough?
i am sick of it… and if you aren’t, then you’re part of the problem. keep your thoughts and prayers, we need real change. this is on all of us.
i don’t know who needs to hear this but i don’t have any weird separate twitter or instagram accounts where i post secret messages you need to investigate or ask me about. also if someone ever contacts you from these accounts saying they’re me, type “STRANGER DANGER” in all caps
i’m so saddened by all of these cancellations & i truly feel for everyone effected by this pandemic. it’s a crazy world out there frends, wash your hands and even though we must keep our distance please don’t forget to be kind. stay safe but keep your wits. keep the faith xofrnk
although i may not be a lesbian in the classical sense, i do feel your plight & also appreciate your descriptive nature. in return may i offer you the term “depresbian” & encourage you to wear “this black hoodie” as the quintessential “depresbian uniform”
i’ll be getting one too
@FrankIero
in order for me to purchase the violence hoodie i’ll need an excuse for me to explain to my mom why i need another black hoodie as a depressed lesbian
waiting patiently for twitter to change that “verified” tab to just “people with 8 dollars”
also is Elon Musk short for Elongated Musk? asking for a friend.
so i’ve been going through new music releases i may have missed and that new
@yelyahwilliams
single, Simmer, is crazy good. To be honest i am unfamiliar with her previous work, but this song gives me lots of PJ Harvey and Björk vibes and i like that very much. 🤷♀️
another terrible week in 2020? it’s like hoping to find some marshmallows in your bowl when you know full well you just bought plain shitty ass corn flakes...been listening to power trip all week & i’m gonna watch black panther tonight with the kids. hold your loved ones close🖤.
A Republican who died from COVID-19 last month has nevertheless been elected to North Dakota’s state legislature. His seat will now be declared vacant.
i promise i'll always be late for everything always. i have no idea how long it takes to do anything or get anywhere... but if it makes you feel any better i also always promise to have debilitating anxiety about the possibility of being late even though i am 100% sure i will be.
we are a depressed yet all inclusive group...however we reserve the right to not actually want to be in a group, because being around other people can often times suck the life out of you. so 🤷♀️ y’know.
Also stop making me talk to you, Vix. i already said it was a 1 time thing
dear frendz,
due to the absolutely overwhelming demand, we have decided to add a third and final date to our Milton Keynes Stadium run. Thank you to everyone that made this possible. It’s beyond our wildest dreams…
@FrankIero
@LauraJaneGrace
@Surfbortion
I got some amazing new music in the mail today from people that totally rule as well...
(not trying to annoy anyone, just felt like flexing)
if you're ever feeling awkward or self conscious, just know that on Tuesday November 28, 2017 i went food shopping, misjudged how many things i could comfortably hold in my arms and poked myself directly in the eye with a bunch of bananas. your friend, frnk.
This is exciting!! For fans of Snippy, Snappy, Lil Baggins, Sunshine, Sketchy Dave, Detective Snippowicz, Charlie, Pee-Lane, Priscilla, & Baxter: check out their full story on this episode of the
@Dodo
! 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
In my town there’s a house that has a rad halloween display. Around 40/50 skeletons in gruesome poses. Bats hanging from trees, jack-o-lanterns... but also a giant trump 2020 flag, the scariest of all decorations. And i can’t figure out if he’s a halloween genius or just a turd.
@raytoro
aww man, you’re gonna make me cry. Thank you... seriously, you’re too kind and it means the entire world coming from my favorite guitar player of all time. 🙏🖤👑
first we don’t take requests. but i would love to play every song we’ve ever written. however it takes rehearsal time to relearn songs &especially with the older stuff to bring it up to the caliber of the current band. some translate better than others but nothing is impossible🤷♀️
last night was pure magick...
Thank you to everyone that came out to
@shrinela
to witness it. Thank you to
@thursdayband
and
@youth_code
for tearing up the stage with us. Thank you to our unbelievable crew(family)…
that was my father’s hospital gown, he had heart surgery the week before and was unable to attend the show. it was a sign of support, love, & solidarity. yes, i remember it very well.
#ActualConversation
Miles: Mom! Cherry called me an anus!
Cherry: No! I called you a Uranus! It’s a planet!
Miles: But that’s the worst planet!
Lily: Yea, he’s right, it is.
Hey collectively, our grandfathers were preparing all of us, all over the world, with that same fuhking riddle for yeeeeears! and y’all didn’t catch it!
not my fault. 🤷♀️
i love the women i live with. They’re smart and funny, uniquely talented and breathtakingly beautiful. But the amount of clothing i now need to hang dry as opposed to putting them in the fuhking dryer like normal goddamn clothes is preposterous and i feel like i’m going crazy.
it's true. i was actually in the room they're talking about and when they showed up i was asked to leave. i forgot some snacks in that room too, but was too scared to go back and ask for them.
#ActualThingThatJustHappened
While signing into his online class this morning Miles was playing with a toy sword, so i took it from him and said “hey not while you’re in school man.” and as i walked away he pulled a second hidden sword out of his pants.
🤯 always bring a backup
mile's school doesn't allow real peanut butter but the girl's school does so when i make their lunches in the morning it makes more sense to put the jelly on the bread first so i don't contaminate his with nuts, but jelly first just feels wrong so i may have to poison a stranger.
if you traveled back in time and told 14 year old me that in the year 2021 future adult me would buy a pair of sweatpants at Target that came stock with a hidden stash pocket... i would probably cough/laugh and say:
“Ooookay... what the fuck is Target?”
🤷♀️
i found this letter this morning...
“Santa,
you are like the nicest person on earth.
but could you please get me a grizzly bear next year?
but a baby one so it could get used to me.
love, Miles”
😳
today i learned that my wife had never seen the “Chipotle is my life” video. part of me was proud of her... but then i showed it to her in order to bring her down to my level.
I just had a fever dream where
@FrankIero
pulled me up on stage to play guitar for MCR, but told me I sucked since I dint know the song being played but he let me keep the guitar
Soup has decided that frozen turds are her new favorite food and as much as i try to clean the backyard up, with all this snowfall she has gotten very good at digging up “treasures”. Anyway today she decided to throw up a full belly on our living room carpet. Turdvomit. fml.
to the very nice person in the red kia, thank you for buying my coffee today at the drive thru starbucks. it was very unexpected and extremely generous of you. i appreciate your kindness xofrnk 🖤☕️🖤
Miles has a school trip to the planetarium today so i just kept singing "PLAN-E-TARIUM!" real loud to the tune of Metallica's Welcome Home (Sanitarium) all morning and no one found it amusing but me.🤘🏻🎸
hmm ok thank you for your input, frendz. seems like it’s an even split of people being real psyched for me to do it and others worried i’m gonna get uncomfortable by people asking for weird creepy shit. hahah so... i’m gonna do a little more research and let y’all know. xo
not sure who needs this info, but:
DIET COKE
would be the sickest knuckle tattoos of all time.
KNUC KLES also works, but i already told my friend Danny Payne that years ago and now he has them.