Cast for the 'Super Mario' animated movie 🍄
Chris Pratt — Mario
Anya Taylor-Joy — Peach
Charlie Day — Luigi
Jack Black — Bowser
Seth Rogen — Donkey Kong
Keegan Michael Key — Toad
Releasing Holiday 2022
Security guards that abuse their crumb of power to fulfill their fantasies of roughing up kids should be beaten into a medically induced coma with zero exceptions 🙂
Breaking:
@2M2LN
and I have walked through the Forbidden Door via the very famous/evil
@DanhausenAD
.
The Ass Boys have finally embraced the ass and our special theme song gift
@AEW
Re: “What time do you play tonight?”
We don’t know. Nobody knows. Nobody in any band has ever known or will ever know. I don’t want to know. Enjoy the whole show you will have so much fun.
Every moment of your life has potential to be a memory you never forget, don’t take anything for granted.
You all made this a beautiful memory for us. Thank you. RIP Cayle 🌹
Here are my “politics” :
The world is a terrible place and only getting worse because the rich own everything and insist on needing to hoard more and more zeroes away from the rest of us.
There is a very simple solution to this.
It’s Eating Disorder Awareness week! I have struggled with binge eating my entire life, which lead to restrictive anorexia in 2018.
Thin ≠ healthy.
I am always here if you need support.
THATS what Ethel Caine sounds like???
I thought she played cornfed banjo music... This is for people that don’t eat vegetables. McDouble type music. I’m her biggest fan.
I had a lady come to my house and do an IV drip thing since my body has been run down from so much traveling.
At one point I uncontrollably sneezed so hard I farted and she didn’t react.
…Until my wife from the living room shouted “🗣️did this motherfucker just sneeze and fart”
This morning, our van and trailer were stolen from our hotel. But we had a tracker in that shit and we found it and got it back. Portland, we’re on our way. Let’s go.
Taylor Swift wants to be a democrat because she wants to be in movies….period. And it looks like she will suck the door knob off Hollyweird to get there. Oldest move in the book. Good luck girl.
-Kid Rock
I stopped wearing an Apple Watch/tracking calories burned while lifting about six months ago and have gotten significantly stronger. Don’t worry about the bullshit just show up.
New Metallica is for teen movie high school bullies. Flash Thompson type riffs. Picking up Mary Jane in a convertible before getting your ass whooped by Peter Parker ass riffs. His Father Will Fire Your Father ass riffs.
Editing this was the most brutal thing I’ve ever felt, but the end result brought me a comfort that nothing else has. I hope it does the same for anyone else that knew him.
Our beloved Cayle Sain, drummer of Twitching Tongues, Downpresser, Mizery, Shakewell and many more, has passed away suddenly and tragically at the age of 31.
We were lucky enough to have convinced him to join us for a short interview in December of last year.
One time I called a local ice cream place I went to a few days a week just to ask if they had a flavor in stock and they said “oh hey Colin, yeah we have it”
Trader Joe you have to stop, your snacks are too yummy, your prices are too competitive, your aisles are too small, your parking lot is fucked up, your cashier just asked what time I was born, I will kill you Trader Joe.
Without fail, I look around and see 1 person ruining the experience for everyone around them, 2 years of isolation lead them to believe they are the only people in the world.
The patrons and staff are too afraid to intervene, so I have no choice…
I am movie theater Batman.