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7 months

Guys kasi tips dong supaya muka gue makin gk mirip tukang gojek/grab Sering banget gue masuk ke restoran gue malah langsung dikasi makanan bungkusan karena ngira gue mau pickup Kalo sekali 2 kali mungkin masih lucu ya tapi ni udah 8 kali WKWKWKWKWK For reference muka gue:

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There are three genders: Male, Female, and HKBP

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Berdua sama org di lift, terus liftnya muter lagu Tulus. Mbaknya tiba tiba mulai suara 2. Excited, gue timpalin pake suara 3 gue. We then look at each other and smile behind our masks.

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@visiceri @itbfess Jadi alesannya bukan pandemi ya, alesannya insiden ini ternyata

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SBY ke AHY: kenapa sih kamu gk sesukses anaknya temen papa (Gibran)

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Guys doain ya semoga hari ini gk dikira ojol lagi 🙏

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Gila reply2nya lucu2 banget dan sangat informatif juga. Thanks all. . . . Semoga bermanfaat buat yg lain juga wkakakalla

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Oh ini mbak Riza Hariati yang mikir pegawai mall sengaja naikin volume lagu natal tiap mbak Riza lewat ya?

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@vela2789234892 Christians killed MUCH MORE DOGS than muslim, because y'all eat them. Saya pernah ditolak kostan, kontrak rumah, karena hijab saya. Dan entah berapa puluh spg dijaman mangga dua masih jaya raya, harus sholat sembunyi2 di tangga darurat, secepat2nya (mungkin skrg udah membaik)

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@Gh0st_hex Hoe/Rash

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@luluharam KAKAK YG BILANG DARI GUE KECIL JGN MESOS BEGAYANYA NANTI DIBILANG GAY

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@tatarsundal Si anjir ini namanya class appropriation anjir

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Prinsip gw supaya hemat gini guys Jadi kalo gw udah overspend 1 hari, gw janji besoknya akan underspend supaya seimbang Nah tapi kalo gw besoknya overspend lagi, artinya gw underspend utk 2 hari berikutnya. sekarang si gue kudu underspend utk 731 hari ke depan #hematitugapang

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@FBI_Agenttt Pegawai mall be like: "CEPET GEDEIN LAGU NATALNYA ADA MBAK RISA HARIATI!!!"

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@miund Gue ngefans ama black widow sejak dia masih punya suami

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@rirenur30 Kaga bisa liat atu bang gue 🤣🤣

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@Mythicalforest Gue masih bingung sih partai ini kenapa punya brand menjunjung tinggi kebhinekaan di mata pendukung2nya... Logo yg dipake aja kepak sayap kebhinekaan. Minoritas dukung PDIP aja alesannya karena kebhinekaan... Mw muntah sih dengernya

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@faizaufi @pani99999 KFC ni padahal ayamnya lebih enak. Tapi gk pernah berinovasi.

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@om_boonmee Coping mechanismnya jahit bendera

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@stephvalentina_ Gue udah mulai mencoba coping dari sekarang lho wkwkwkw

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@sophielouisecc Mbak apus aja tweetnya

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Makanya saran gue sih pemilu tuh dibikin kayak ived aja..... kalo udah 3x ikut gaboleh ikut lagi

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BANGSAT Tadi ada kakak adek gitu di shabu hachi. Kakaknya mau ngagetin adeknya gitu. Kakanya teriakin adeknya gitu dari belakang. Adeknya gk kaget. YANG KAGET GUE!!! GUE TERIAK!!! TERIAK BENCONG!!! DI DEPAN KELUARGA GUE!!! Bye reputasi.

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Linkedin wrapped be like: YOU APPLY TO 250 JOBS, 0 RESPONDED!!

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Aib terbesar beberapa negara di dunia Jerman: Nazi Amerika: Perang Vietnam Uni Emirat Arab: Perbudakan modern Indonesia: lubang pantat Kevin Leonardo

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@cemumuts @luluharam Iya mbak, bisa disimpulkan dari profile picture kakak saya, nasib kami berbeda 180 derajat

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Baim Wong adalah salah satu artis indonesia dengan degradasi moral paling curam yang pernah gue lihat

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@CNNIndonesia Dulu gue juga sering bilang anjing peliharaan gue pinter

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@AleamsBarra The world if ln 5/ ln 3 = 5/3

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@lmplisit @kleponwajik @tanyadoank13 @sophielouisecc Lucu bgt woi thread ini anjit wkwkwk

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@C1TRALOKA Gila sih the existence of opini goblog is inevitable..... but an opini goblog with 172k likes???

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Jujur selama gue hidup ya, gue paling ngerasa berguna pas gue melakukan hal2 yg gk dibayar. Contohnya dengerin curhat org yg sedih, sharing cerita pribadi utk ngasi perspektif, bantuin temen bljr mat, ngelatih debat pro bono, dll. Functionality and payment aren't coorelated.

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@sagipussy Apaan sih anjing jelas-jelas salah dia sendiri make a comment abt suggesting Bulimia. Kalau emg tindakannya bener ya jelasin kek ato minta maaf, lawyering up makin menunjukkan orgnya bermoral absurd anjir.

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@___least @Prambors Ni lo mau bikin orang simpati ama gofar tapi ngatain dia jelek juga ya. Wkwkwkw

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@HENTAlSUS Ini tuh foto yang 29 tahun aktivis HAM?

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"Money doesnt buy happiness" YA LO JGN SALAH BELI BARANG GOBLOG

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Unpopular opinion: Money actually buys happiness idc

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@fuckndu @Prambors Ga berani nangis karena terjebak gender role juga cupu sih mas

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Pengen nangis tapi aku laki2

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Dul Jaelani looking at this thread:

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Si Gibran inget kan ya dia mau daftar jadi wakil presiden bukan MC Dahsyat

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Never have i seen this level of post-power syndrome in my entire life

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Same vibe

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sumpah ini lucu bgt sihh

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@jisoosukoharjo BASKARA'S REACTION ALONE MADE HIM 10/10 PLIZ

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'You should try meditation, it helps you to center yourself' 'No thanks i'm already self-centered'

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Karena gibran udah kepilih untuk kedepannya lomba debat gk boleh bawa catetan

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Btw this isnt a commentary about the original thread ya It's just that this person has been.... fascinating to say the least wkwkwk

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"Ngeblok rejeki orang" Taik lah, kerja kantoran sana. Gausah jadi public figur. Benefit jadi public figur melebihi semua average worker kayak kita. Jobdesc mereka cuma harus nyenengin masyarakat, ya kalo gagal (apalagi karena sange cringe offensive) artinya gk deserve rejekinya!

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Biarpun Kolaborasi Engga Jadi Berjalan, Kita Tetep Temenan!

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@benshapiro I just find it ironic that conservatives are confused why they're losing the culture war when their cultural taste is like this lol

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Gue inget jaman 2010-an, gue dan temen-temen gue ngejelekkin K-pop karena kita nganggep k-pop musik buat bencong. Ehhh... fast-forward ke jaman now, mereka semua suka k-pop, guenya jadi bencong wkwkwk.

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@poponkerok Dan lo sejatinya tolol aja si

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Corporate life in a nutshell

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@saturnomeus @JISOOSUKOHARJ0 Iya jirr. Komen2 di bawah pada ngomong juga. "Iya ini pasti diguna2 karena suaminya katanya sayang bgt sama istrinya" Pleasee what she did was alr bad as it is. don't make it worse only for the sake of painting the husband to be innocent. Call her out without being misogynyst

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Me to jakarta every single day this october

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Lol this blew up Selamat paskah ya all dari HKBP

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Guys di sini gue mau ambil hikmahnya aja ya Kali ini pak prabowo ngajarin ke gue bahwa sebobrok2nya elo, kalau lo terus mencoba, niscaya lo bisa mendapatkan apa yang lo mau 🤞🙏

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Debate whips be like:

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Kemampuan baca minim, semangat berdebat tinggi.

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@convomf Mau makan gudeg aja dah kea mau perang salib

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@lendirgyarados Wkakwkakaka not the first time actually. Banyak bgt org yg suka nimpalin suara 2/3 pas lagi denger lagu

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Kalau gue jadi Imin si gue tanya balik: How do we best use H2SO4?

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*GIBRAN TO IMIN* Gibran: How we could develop SGIE? Imin: I'm not familiar with SGIE. Gibran: It's State of Global Islamic Economy: syariah, halal food, fashion. Sorry if too difficult for you. Imin: Prepare regulatory framework for halal industry, affordable certification.

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I really hope foreigners, especially from superpower ex-colonizer states, remember NOT TO MESS with Indonesians in any online discourse ya. We may be separated by thousand of islands & ethnicities. But we can unite faster than your meal prep time and will julid the fuck outta u

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@NitaSellya IYA JIR. SEAKAN AKAN KERESAHAN TUH SESUATU YG GK DATENG DARI DALAM DIRI SENDIRI DAN HARUS DICARI-CARI KAYAK PROMO MAKANAN.

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GUYS JUST IN, GUE LAGI NAIK MOTOR GK PAKE HELM TERUS MUKA GUE NABRAK BURUNG LAGI TERBANG...... SAKIT BANGET BANGSATTT

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@meganesatchii Pak kelewatan kalau ditranslate 'don't test my patience sir'

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Menurut gue coach debat yg bagus gk harus berasal dari debater yang bagus. Coach yang mengakomodasikan stress dan emosi anak-anaknya, dan yang bikin anak-anaknya sayang sama debat itu udah bagus kok. Mau coachnya kalau speech maximal 76 BP gk masalah mnrt gue.

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Me arriving in Surabaya and checking the temperature

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Deddy Corbuzier, may you please die of natural causes in some near future 🙏

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BTW gw tadi kentut di KFC, tapi gw gk bisa denger & ngatur volume suara kentut gw karena gw lg pake headset volume max. Tapi pas gw kentut, mas depan gw melototin gw. Gw pelototin balik seakan2 nanya "tadi terdengar mas?" Terus dia ngangguk2 seakan2 bilang "ya tadi terdengar"

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@txtfrombrand Korban sebenarnya

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Open finalists of NUDC 2023: STBA PIA UGM TELKOM UDAYANA 4 universities across 4 different provinces and 3 different islands of Indonesia. Have fun in the finals, everyone!

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@worksfess Ya allah tweet guee 😭😭

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@negrete_roxy You mean the truth is gay?!

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Live reaction ngeliat perpotongan pajak tahun ini:

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GUYS JUST IN LAGI, GUE LAGI NAIK MOTOR GK PAKE HELM DI PERUMAHAN RUMAH GUE, TERUS ADA BURUNG TERBANG KE ARAH MUKA GUE. KARENA GUE ORGNYA BELAJAR DARI PENGALAMAN, GUE TONJOK BURUNGNYA PAKE TANGAN KIRI GUE WKKWKWKWKWKWWKWKKW MUKA GUE AMAN ❤🙏

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GUYS JUST IN, GUE LAGI NAIK MOTOR GK PAKE HELM TERUS MUKA GUE NABRAK BURUNG LAGI TERBANG...... SAKIT BANGET BANGSATTT

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Gila ya. Indonesia ada sih org2 berengseknya. Tapi kalo org berengseknya berulah di publik, gue sangat yakin masyarakat akan ngeroyok balik. . Budaya apa ya yang bisa membuat org2 bisa jalan dengan tenang ngeliat cewek dihajar?? Truly one of the worst place on earth for women

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GUYS NAMA CASHIER GUE TADI MUHAMMAD ARISANTO 😭😭😭😭😭 #EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce

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@ok_aksel The picture of the mental gymnastic required to come up with that question

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Dear all, Indonesia bowed against our host, Vietnam, in the WSDC Partial Double Octos I want to let you know that the kids gave everything they have Thanks for your support once again! we hope shinier achievements will come in the future 🙏 🇮🇩

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NEW MOTION TYPE JUST DROPPED

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Today, ITB ( @whoeverhansis , @ Marvin) and BINUS ( @BataraMulya , @ Bobby) will debate in the ESL Semi-Finals of Madrid WUDC 2023 May you all advance and meet in the Grand Finals 🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩 ❤❤❤

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@sekarmira @Prambors Bener mba beda gelomgang kok. Soalnya yg dulu komen udah pada puas sekarang wkakakak (termasuk gue)

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Not everyone wants to be a leader. Some just want to be a well-respected worker. Some people confuse wanting to be a leader because no one gives adequate respect to the workers in their workplace.

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@sonukg4india A novel and adorable problem 🥰

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Goblog gue mau nulis noted ke atasan malah nulis ntod

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Gue nggak tahu dia masuk PAN karena rambutnya biru, atau rambutnya biru karena masuk PAN

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BINUS (Bobby, @BataraMulya , @masocatstique ) defeats the 6th breaking team, DLSU A in the Double-octo-finals of UADC 202. They will now proceed to the Octo-finals! Nothing but prayers and support to all of you from everyone 🙏🙏 🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩

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"Paa maa maaf ya IP aku cuma 2.3" "Gpp nak kamu masi bisa jadi wakil presiden kok 🤗"

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Introverts after listening to extroverts who'd talk to anyone: "im so glad they talked to me, i must be special for them 🥺". Extroverts after talking to introvert who'd listen to anyone: "im so glad they listened to me, i must be special for them 🥺".

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"Dek traktir mama dongg di PIM" "boleh maa. . . Mau makan di mananya?" "Pengen ke holokos deh" "HOLOCAUST?" "Ehh holikos maksudnya" "Holy cow maksudnya?" "iya holikow"

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As i get older, i become more firm in my belief that marriage should remain a norm To be present with your partner for the rest of their lives, to make sure that both feel loved when the body is no longer young and lusted after, and not to come to an empty home on a tiring day

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Thank god umur 15 tahun gue cuma bikin speech this house would legalize gambling

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Umur 15tahun🙃

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Dear @x , please find a way for us to mute a picture

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Lagi macet2 terus ketemu anies 🙏

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After 8 grueling preliminaries of WSDC, TEAM INDONESIA breaks #10 in the eastern division after 5 unanimous wins against Albania, Tanzania, Cambodia, Thailand, & Taiwan. Thank you all for giving your very best in the prelims. Manifesting good results in the elims 🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩

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Dari 3 anak Jokowi gue udah mute 2 Yg 1 baru gue mute karena alay waktu debat kemaren Yg 1 gue mute karena alay mau malem pertama habis nikah

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Ur not supposed to like ur job. That's why they pay u wkwkw

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Commiserations to @descencio and @elgo_elgo_ for the results of ESL quarters. The name KezGard will always be iconic in this community. Your journey touches so many hearts and inspire those who see or hear your stories; Past, present, and future.

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Random banget Gue mimpi ikut wudc sama @chindoquil terus r1 kita jadi OO. Motionnya THR professionalization of sports. OG kita org jepang CG org prancis. Judgenya ngasi kita 1st... tapi kita disqualified karena gue ngasi POI ke CG pake aksen prancis wkwkwkw

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