people in bandung would open a bar with names like "Il Giardino Del Pacieri Cafe and Bar" and then you look at the address it's in jalan cikadutdut no 1 kecamatan cidondong
indonesian here! this is in jakarta. a viral zombie epidemic is currently contained within north jakarta because someone drank the water in ancol so this is the daily commute for north jakartans going to work everyday. please send prayers to north jakartans
saya bisa konfirmasi. kemarin saya di xxi ditanyakan satpamnya siapa itu niels bohr dan werner heisenberg dan tiket saya disobek-sobek dan dibuang ketika saya tidak bisa jawab
ketiduran
2. Jangan expect ada tembak2an atau action sequences yg mendebarkan
3. Siapin otak buat mikir. Lebih bagus cari tau dulu ttg JR Oppenheimer atau sistematika bom atom sebelum nonton biar bisa lebih connect sama pembahasannya
4. This is Christopher Nolan. We all (cont..)
There's this weird idea of all settlers as some kind of messianic religious fanatics. Well, I'm a settler and I'm a totally secular geek who plays D&D for a living, reads tons of fantasy and science fiction and watches anime.
guide to indonesian universities for non-indonesian followers
UI: i am an insufferable girlboss with a macbook also my parents are secretly rich
UGM: i am an insufferable activist with a derrida book also my parents are secretly rich
ITB: HEIL HITLER
people in the replies acting like this mall is a rich-only zone based on this video. lmao. i went here repeatedly with my asus laptop bag. this mall is still WAY more welcoming than plaza indonesia
jakartan apartments are crazy you have an islamist family with two wives in burqas, a med student twink, and a batak mafia money laundering front under the same roof
Selamat Memperingati Hari Raya Paskah 2024 untuk saudara sebangsa umat Kristiani Indonesia. Semoga semangat Paskah senantiasa memberikan kedamaian dan kebaikan bagi kita semua.
ekspresi wajah pemilik rekening bca ketika mereka mau transfer dan rekeningmu ternyata bukan bca (mereka pikir satu satunya bank yang ada di indonesia adalah bca)
Siapa yang suka dengan desain industrial kayak gini? Yup, desain industrial biasanya menggunakan material ekspos dalam penerapan desainnya. Supaya gak khawatir, yuk simak ide dekorasi supaya rumah kamu jadi makin cantik dengan desain industrial!
💚 gua gapeduli seberapa orang ga setuju sama opini gua yang jelas gua kekeh bahwa gua kurang setuju ini ada di Indonesia dimana budaya disini sangat menjunjung tinggi sopan santun dan ramah nya
jakartan malls and buildings with zero motorcycle parking space will always be on my shit list like no logical reason to do that other than hating poor people
miss this time gap. you just choose to interact among a variety of friends around the campus like an RPG character looking for a quest and see what ride it'll take you before the next class
sampe mati ga akan aku lupain ini negara ada UU yang eksplisit buat nanganin pandemi tapi ga dipake karena kurang cuan. sumpah. aku bawa sampe kuburan.
@tanyakanrl
menurutku yaa, lgbt itu suka pakaian ketatt, sama kaya gay dan lesbi mereka suka pakaian ketat, nampak bentuk tubuh, tapi ga semua yg pakaian ketat adalah lgbt, cuma bnyk yg sprti itu adalah lgbt, caranya terlalu elegan dr jalan, etc, cthnya : celine evangelista itu lesbii
moving to a public school after spending almost my entire life in an islamic school, having non-islamic friends there, and then going back to an islamic school where people talk about non-islamic people like they’re not humans was a total paradigm shift
Apa "momen ateistik" buat kalian?
Aku: waktu SMA nanya ke guru agama di kelas, "Kalau org non muslim tp berbuat baik, apa dia bisa masuk surga?" "Gak, tetep masuk neraka."
too late for 17-an-posting but gonna info dump anw my most overproud-Indonesia-Coy moment is when i found out there's this namboru batak girlie who got elected to be a city court judge in new orleans kayak wow this is peak batak.. shout out to judge marissa hutabarat you go girl
You see ...so ya drag celebrities to not spend their hard workin money on things that they desire to donate but the same people that you donate too are the same people that’s going to talk shit bout you In a couple of months?🤔
"open-minded" becoming a signifier word for SJWs among indonesians which caused right-wing conservatives to become proud to call themselves "close-minded" is actually hilarious lmao
BASI: apakah laki-laki dan perempuan bisa berteman secara platonik????
GAUL: apakah perempuan dewasa bisa menjadi figur ibu laki-laki dewasa secara platonik
padahal citayam fashion week kemaren yang pendatang dari citayam naik kereta semua terus sekalinya orang jakarta asli fomo ke sudirman eh penuh tuh mobil semua
TOLONG DONG WARGA PENDATANG PADA SADAR DIRI, PDHL CUMA NGEKOS/NGONTRAK/SEWA APART DIJAKARTA, TP GAYA MAUNYA NAEK KENDARAAN PRIBADI, GAK MAU NAEK ANGKUTAN UMUM ATAU SEPEDA, GILIRAN MACET DIJALAN NGOCEH2, WOY DUIT JKT UDH ABIS BNYK BUAT PERBAIKAN ANGKUTAN UMUM, TP LO GK SADAR DIRI
saya: jadi beginilah, bapak Karl Marx, kondisi perekonomian dunia saat ini. bagaimana analisis anda?
Karl Marx, sibuk melihat aplikasi paylater: buset brohhhhhh wanjingggg langsung pencet aja dapet duit
(menunjukkan selembar uang 50 ribu ke teman jaksel saya) ini namanya uang tunai. ini bisa ditukar dengan barang atau jasa. kalau hape mati, kamu bisa menggunakan ini. jika kamu memberikan ini ke kasir indomaret, dia akan memberikanmu satu kotak rokok bohem.
Trayektori keluarga jawa tipikal
Generasi 1: petani
Generasi 2: Anggota Konstituante PNI Sukarnois sayap kiri garis keras
Generasi 3: Menteri Negara Urusan Khusus, Kabinet Pembangunan V
Generasi 4: staf Greenpeace Indonesia, penulis untuk Magdalene, copywriter
always think one of the worst aspects of javanese culture is how much we’re driven from fear of the longing threat of social sanction instead of simply doing good things out of plain solidarity and good heart
Urip neng ndeso, ikut serta dalam tradisi rewang merupakan suatu kewajiban. Hal ini bukan hanya kepentingan kemanusiaan, akan tetapi untuk menghindari hukum sosial. Sebab, jika seseorang tidak mengikuti tradisi ini,
i respect sundanese people’s hater energy for never being able to speak javanese properly. i’ve seen jakartan, dayak, bugis, balinese, and even papuan people who can speak javanese decently, but never sundanese.
awas ada sule was an indonesian masterpiece for making fun of javanese feudal conservative values to the point of ridiculousness in the eyes of a working-class sundanese
japanese porn’s effect on indonesian men’s view on women is so infuriatingly damaging that honestly i’m gonna have to declare war on japan like china declaring opium war on UK if i got elected
the standard for “rudeness” in indonesia is so low that people think just simply speaking in a direct & straight-forward manner is being bitchy &/ impolite smh
menurut saya KKN itu penting bukan karena napak bumi tapi karena drama dan insiden yang lahir dari mengumpulkan puluhan pemuda dalam usia puncak tingkat hormon di suatu tempat terpencil sangatlah penting untuk pengembangan karakter mahasiswa
scorning music at weddings and formally dividing your country by races. it is an anomaly your society exists in the 21st century. do you guys even have steam-powered engines there
the "ok gas" song and the hiring of "celebrity lawyers" as defenders for the election dispute makes me think that the prabowo presidency is in many ways a logical culmination of indonesian popular mass culture as legitimizing force of the regime which gets more blatant over time