Father of 0. Part time heathen. President of 40+ Twitter. I speak 4 languages. Meme/Gif gawd. I wrote the best book you’ve never read!!
@SeanTheeAuthor
“LeBron James will be the greatest statistical [player] to ever play the game of basketball. [Michael Jordan] was a horrible player.”
- Scottie Pippen
(h/t
@DieHardCBfans
)
Ask yourself this:
Which one of us REALLY needs to get off this app?
The old niggas or the young niggas who zoom in on they mouth, snap pics AND post it?
Y’all relationships fail cause you won’t change/alter anything about yourself.
You’d rather the relationship fail if that meant you would have to be held accountable.
See, now … why you couldn’t just mind your business? I mean, we all managed to refrain from lighting you up for this Abraham Lincoln “Fourscore and seven years ago” looking ass beard you got and this the thanks we get????
Riddle me this:
What does your crayola looking ass mustache and bad WiFi have in common?
They both searching for a stronger connection.
You should introduce it to your beard. I heard they dying to meet up.
If I met you the day before your birthday, I’m getting you something.
It could be dinner, a gift card, flowers, etc.
There’s NO way I’m letting a birthday go by of someone I’m interested in and get them nothing. Regardless of time.
If you talk to someone for about 2-3 weeks and their birthday comes up, do you get them a gift? And on the reverse do you expect a gift from them if it’s your birthday that comes up after talking for a weeks?
UPDATE: I waited for him, because FINE and because shooters shoot. And as luck would have it, both of our flights are delayed. So now we’re at Fridays 😏.
We gotta do a better job supporting our shows/people.
Show got canceled due to poor viewership. People from the show were on social media pleading with us to watch.
We move the needle on EVERYTHING (see Usher at the Super Bowl).
We gotta do better.
@ghostfacecanon
There was this other time this female kept telling me she needed help wit her rent. I asked was she home, she said no, but I can meet you there. I pulled up, she let me in. I grabbed her hands and told her to bow her head. I prayed for her and left.
Her:
You not affectionate
You don’t call enough
You don’t text enough
You don’t buy me things
You only take me to Applebees
You won’t let me meet ur friends
You don’t tell me I’m pretty
You don’t post me on social media
Me: