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@100PercentCocky

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Father of 0. Part time heathen. President of 40+ Twitter. I speak 4 languages. Meme/Gif gawd. I wrote the best book you’ve never read!! @SeanTheeAuthor

Louisiana, USA
Joined November 2012
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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WHY THE FUCK DO YALL ALWAYS NEED HELP?!?!?!?!!!!!
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Tally still fine
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If u fukn with a nigga and he can’t help u with ntn, please cut him off
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“I’m sorry you feel that way” is the most condescending and dismissive shit ever.
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We having sex with women we don’t have to chase.
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If y’all not chasing women how are y’all having sex???? Smh
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All my married potnas telling me to stay single. I’m telling them to stay married. Something ain’t adding up.
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I’m glad this ain’t twitter
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Faithful men don’t use Twitter.
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Wanted to be an adult
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AJI🪐
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What’s the dumbest thing you did as a child?
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*my niece calls* Her: Unc, you getting on the grill?? Me: baby I’m not that kind of Unc
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@100PercentCocky
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When you ask yo potna to drop you off at your girl crib and he still ain’t asked for directions
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When ur crush randomly likes a pic from 2 months ago
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“LeBron James will be the greatest statistical [player] to ever play the game of basketball. [Michael Jordan] was a horrible player.” - Scottie Pippen (h/t @DieHardCBfans )
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@Babybonnieee
Bonnie ✮
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Why are you single ?
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I know who y’all claim the king of R&B is, but over the last 8-10 months, Usher has reminded us that conversation is not-so-clear-cut.
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Usher is literally 44 and still hitting these dance moves like it’s still 2004! 😩👏🏾 #Dreamville
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Craig daddy??
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Is Willie Jones single before I keep lusting over this man ???????
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@RoseyRedd5 It’s hard out here for everybody
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@nubianlocz I was told to stay outta women business
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@100PercentCocky
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Ask yourself this: Which one of us REALLY needs to get off this app? The old niggas or the young niggas who zoom in on they mouth, snap pics AND post it?
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@Mike_HYFR
MIKE LOWRY ®🍯
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Get y’all old asses off twitter 😂😂😂
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Somebody need to start one of these threads And hurr’up
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When she get comfortable and take that wig off for the first time.
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@100PercentCocky
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Y’all relationships fail cause you won’t change/alter anything about yourself. You’d rather the relationship fail if that meant you would have to be held accountable.
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Aight nasty people…we finna make the most best, most nastiest playlist ever. What’s your submission?? I’ll start:
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@100PercentCocky
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@Its_her_tmac You won’t let sex happen to you??
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Using only food, where are you from?
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@jadorejontele
Dissertatin And It’s Kickin My Ass 💛✨
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Using only food, where are you from?
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Pleas don’t do this…cause ima make QUICK work of you Them braids ain’t got NO business starting waaaaay up there
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@brownandbella
Adrienne | Creative Consultant and Soap Queen 🫧
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See, now … why you couldn’t just mind your business? I mean, we all managed to refrain from lighting you up for this Abraham Lincoln “Fourscore and seven years ago” looking ass beard you got and this the thanks we get????
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@Matema_
Mahlatse🙇🏾‍♀️🙏🏾
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How dark is your humor?
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One thing about me…if you don’t seem interested, I will remove myself. IMMEDIATELY.
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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
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I’m much happier with her titties out as well
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Daily Loud
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Janelle Monáe says “I’m Much Happier When My Titties Are Out”
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Y’all say the dating pool has piss in it. Y’all be the piss.
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What opinion about Dating will have you like this?
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That butt naked pop tart is a 12 foot long red flag
@prmade313raised
🦂 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗘 𝗔𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗻𝗼 𝗸𝗶𝗱𝘀 ♏️
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😋
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@100PercentCocky
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The day I stop wearing polo is the day they stop making it
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We gotta stop getting mad at women’s expectations. Either you meet em or you don’t.
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Can't argue with her logic 🤷🏾‍♂️
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@nubianlocz Ima mind my own business!!
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@JusBNme615
♌️𝘠𝘢𝘎𝘪𝘳𝘭𝘕𝘦𝘦𝘕𝘦𝘦♌️
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What's your advice to the person secretly crushing on you?
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@IsthisChuck I’ll be 40 in 4 months
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Now YOU riddle me THIS: Why yo face way down there??
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@brownandbella
Adrienne | Creative Consultant and Soap Queen 🫧
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Riddle me this: What does your crayola looking ass mustache and bad WiFi have in common? They both searching for a stronger connection. You should introduce it to your beard. I heard they dying to meet up.
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If I met you the day before your birthday, I’m getting you something. It could be dinner, a gift card, flowers, etc. There’s NO way I’m letting a birthday go by of someone I’m interested in and get them nothing. Regardless of time.
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incognegro
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If you talk to someone for about 2-3 weeks and their birthday comes up, do you get them a gift? And on the reverse do you expect a gift from them if it’s your birthday that comes up after talking for a weeks?
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You know what I’m afraid of… Wanting to get married. Getting married. And then be like “man ion wanna do this shit no mo!”
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7 things that piss women off: 1. Lie 2. Tell the truth 3. Not talk 4. Talk too much 5. Not show emotions 6. Be emotional 7. Breathe
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Single women like married men jus as much as y’all say married men like single women.
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We gotta leave some stuff for the ladies.
@Thee007Thee
🗽114_Thee 👑 ♌
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Can men wear anklets these days??
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@Prettyarii21
PrettyArii ✨
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What’s your relationship status? 🤔
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When she say “go ask that other b*tch” not knowing your side piece gon step EVERY TIME
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Bald headed Hoe shit activated And I got my legs out
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@ohayeefl0 Giving her ass money every times she calls and ask for it…which is pretty often
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Financial AIDS
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Legion Hoops
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Magic Johnson is officially a billionaire, per @Forbes . 🔥🔥🔥
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President of 40+ Twitter checking in 42
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@_SummerLove911_
👑MsLady♒️
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Them: Tap in if you are 40 & over…🤞🏼 Me: 45 loading 🖤😝 #mslady
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As a woman…why are you in the bathroom boo-booing?
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When you check your crush media and you see they didn’t post any pajama pics this past weekend
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Krystal, the streets are talking. Can you please confirm that is NOT me?
@krysfranklintv
Krystal Franklin
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UPDATE: I waited for him, because FINE and because shooters shoot. And as luck would have it, both of our flights are delayed. So now we’re at Fridays 😏.
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We gotta do a better job supporting our shows/people. Show got canceled due to poor viewership. People from the show were on social media pleading with us to watch. We move the needle on EVERYTHING (see Usher at the Super Bowl). We gotta do better.
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KEYZ 😈
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Survivor’s Remorse was one of the best-written dramedies of all-time
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Before you decide to disagree, please read: 1. You ugly. 2. I’m not trying to debate/argue with any of you. It’s jus my opinion. 3. See no.1.
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The way Hulk looked over took me out
@vidsthatgohard
vids that go hard
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Spider-Man: You Better Go Home
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Why can’t women drive?
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Stay woke, fellas
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@OKen_Ishii As if you had a chance
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@Its_her_tmac Can I take what I know wit me?
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@Heymoshimoshii Big crazy. Two separate pics.
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Women will shoot their shot and then say some corny shit like “…I’m shooting my shot” Guess what else you jus did?? MISS!!! Lame ass nigga
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@NotGGAmour You in our business?
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@queenglitter4 I was minding my business!!
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@ghostfacecanon There was this other time this female kept telling me she needed help wit her rent. I asked was she home, she said no, but I can meet you there. I pulled up, she let me in. I grabbed her hands and told her to bow her head. I prayed for her and left.
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*confidently sends DM* Her, on da TL, for the entire world to see: “Them ugly niggaz be the most confident ones”
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Time to hit these streets
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@lifeofa_g01
VICTOR
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How did you dress to the last wedding you attended?
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Jus bought 4 new tires. Fukk everybody.
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Y’all be fine as shit And then a nigga zoom in on them feets Boom. Unfine.
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@Org_Marsha @upscalebutta Are you being a hater?
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Her: You not affectionate You don’t call enough You don’t text enough You don’t buy me things You only take me to Applebees You won’t let me meet ur friends You don’t tell me I’m pretty You don’t post me on social media Me:
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Stay single.
@osg__
YA➰
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Tips on saving money ?
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Niggaz finna graduate from getting left on read to getting left on listened.
@_PhallonX0X0
And IT STILL WILL NEVER BE YOU
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FINALLYYYY!! I used to hate not being able to send voice dms 😂
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So you wanna cancel Cater 2 U, but don’t have anyone to cater to in the first place??
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I’m putting cases on all you niggaz!!!
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Finna see what y’all be talkin bout
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@CeeCieDcBarbie Sounds like a question for her momma
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Is this the sexiest song ever? If it ain’t, show me was you think it is.
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To ALL of the beautiful, Black ladies: Y’all sunglasses be big and ugly. Godspeed.
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Ima be so musty leaving there
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Wave Check🌊
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They’re opening a basketball version of Top Golf called Jumpshot Live👀🏀🔥
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Gave a random woman a dozen roses jus now. She broke down in tears. You never know what people have going on…be the reason someone smiles.
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@100PercentCocky
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Before you decide to disagree, please read: 1. You ugly. 2. I’m not trying to debate/argue with any of you. It’s jus my opinion. 3. See no.1.
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