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Roses are red, violets are blue, you don't want me, and ion want you

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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
5 years
Just a kid from Chicago
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
2 years
Is this man sure he is not the father!? 🤣😂😂
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
4 years
Getting excited about a muhfucka too early My subconscious:
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
6 months
I remember asking this dude, would he like to have sex with me? He said, fuck yeah! So we began the following week or so, had a few sessions, he was a decent lay. Then he hit me saying he couldn’t continue our arrangement because he was developing strong feelings for me.
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
5 months
No funny shit, but this is fuckn hilarious!!! 🤣
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
3 years
Hey 30 plus, if y'all can go back to being 21, would you?
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
4 years
Never date a man that can’t respect your husband.
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
4 years
When the dick first enters the coochie>>>>>>>>
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
1 year
@__C_A_R_T_E_R__ The baker said, "I kilt that shit!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
2 years
Yes, you can't.
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
3 years
Niggas can’t even like pictures???? Wtf you bitches think social media is for!? 🙄🙄🙄
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
3 years
@StephLDV That nigga said:
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
4 years
@blancoroman2 She looks like Nicki thee China Stallion
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
1 year
Me when I found out what breeding is... I thought that was just a regular part of sex didn't know it was a kink! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
1 year
@Thugg_Speedman The way he went from 17 to 35 took me tf out! I LOVE comedy like that! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
9 months
Wingstop was wildn tf out! 🤣🤣
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
1 year
@Stayconsistent4 Budget was $400 🤣🤣🤣
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
8 months
@_Xins @brandosdeadr He got something to the point, but it ain't straight 🤣
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
6 months
He informed me that he said I love you, a couple times during our sessions, and that’s when he knew he had to stop seeing me. I was pissed, because you LOOOOVVVEEE ME!? HOOOOWWWWW!!?
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
4 years
Pussy is not NOT a Christmas present, bootyhole is tho 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
3 years
Orrrrr and hear me out, it has a fat coochie
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
8 months
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
3 years
Me: I just broke up with my boyfriend. Him: Awwww sorry to hear, let me know if you need a shoulder to put your legs on Me: What? Him: Huh?
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
6 months
We didn’t spend any time together or converse otp. I would simply hit him to see if he was home, do the dew, then I would leave shortly after.
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
3 years
Old pic I saw in my snap chat memories 💛💛💛
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
11 months
Don't you love it when I come around? -⁴ Nicky-
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
3 years
Ooooooo I found some titties for y’all 🤣🤣
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
8 months
@rahsh33m Naw, nothing prepared me for her timbre 🤣
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
11 months
Jeezy said, "You raggedy bitch!" 🤣
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
3 months
C'mere, boo, gimme kiss! 💋
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
3 years
@PeyMamas That is weird! What, you can't see, nigga???
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
4 months
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
4 years
When black peoples say, “I got a trick for yo ass” we not talkin bout magic 😭🥴
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
2 months
Y'all remember when we had these TV guides??
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
3 years
@TRYVNS Wait,
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Macaroni & Tease
1 year
Growers are like nature's magicians. Like, where tf did that just come from!
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
4 years
@SheFell4Russia Need to check the depth, if its deep enough, then yea...
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
10 months
I ain’t gon hold y’all, but y’all crazier than a soup sammich driving on this! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Macaroni & Tease
5 months
@SirSays_ @TxxRedd 😭😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 your question got me dying because they are MY same questions!!!
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
2 years
@doooritochip @TiiiKati This is EXACTLY how I was looking 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
3 years
Have you ever laughed during sex?
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
4 months
It's my burfday! I wish myself a day filled with happiness and a year filled with favor. 🥳🎂🥳🎂 Here's my c @sh @pp for those feeling particularly generous on this fine day! $Tmaccoins Thank you in advance 😘
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
4 years
When WE bullied 50 into changing the song back to the original on Power >>>>>>>>>>>>> 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
4 years
Fuck Christopher Columbus
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
3 years
Have you ever started masturbating, then your mood changed so you stopped?
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
2 years
@Chadmikeyy Why is she blocking you for giving her medical advice??? Smh
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
3 years
Fuck the veins in your arms...lemme see the veins in your dick!
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
1 year
❤️‍🩹Double Trouble❤️‍🩹
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
7 months
Miss me?
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
4 years
TL sleep? Niggas that wear glasses be the freakiest 🤣
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
7 months
@MissSassbox Talking bout, "I do have money," baby looking like, "Well, you ain't got enough of it!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
3 years
@JLaCocaina I lost it at "afoot" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
6 months
@HonestLeYo Yeah, but blocking me was insane! 🤣 but it was on brand, so I wasn’t too surprised, the universe NEVER want me to be happy or have ANY fun!
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Macaroni & Tease
3 years
Would you settle for a piece of side titty?
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Macaroni & Tease
5 months
Black is beautiful 🖤🖤
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Macaroni & Tease
3 years
Y'all ever felt too wet, like damn, I just came on my period... whole time, it's the WAP 5000 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Macaroni & Tease
3 years
Me: You said you wanted to get married! Him: When I say that? Me: When you had your tongue in my ass, talking bout squeeze yo asshole on my tongue! That's what I heard you say!!
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
6 months
@trillsmyth I didn’t call him a simp..
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
11 months
Every tiiiiime I’m on Twitter, you on Twitter taking everything too serious
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Macaroni & Tease
2 years
Media for you 💙
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
1 year
The pfp vs the user
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
5 months
Ladies, y'all gotta watch out for them modest niggas. They be acting like their sex game is not all that. Those niggas are the real demons 🫠
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Macaroni & Tease
4 years
Washed Twitter, how’s your Saturday going?
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Macaroni & Tease
3 years
🍑😬
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Macaroni & Tease
3 years
Just picked up my keys to my new place😊😁
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
11 months
💙💙💙
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Macaroni & Tease
3 years
What up, Phoenix! What we on for tonight????
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Macaroni & Tease
3 years
Teen me Adult me
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
8 months
Movies about to be up close and personal Lmaoooooo
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
4 years
Haaaappyyyy burfday tooooooo meeeeeeeee!!!! 🎂🎂🎂I won’t tell you how old I turned, because I’m blocking anyone that’s says, “But you look good for your age,” and I rather keep my funky ass followers 🙄
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Macaroni & Tease
5 months
See red
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Macaroni & Tease
1 month
Fuck poundtown, you tryna go to soak city?
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
6 months
It's Tuesday or whatever 🩷 #FilterQueen
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Macaroni & Tease
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@ThamiShezi5
uDlaba.
11 months
Let's see your favorite picture for the month of June. 🥹🫶🏾
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Macaroni & Tease
3 years
Here go Snapchat reminding me that 3 years ago today, I bought a car and took that muhfucka back the next day 😬🤣
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Quote this tweet with your avi 😇
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Macaroni & Tease
2 years
Dick still 20 dollars, or y'all raised the price???
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Macaroni & Tease
4 years
Curly Vs. Straight
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Macaroni & Tease
2 years
This a wild ass picture! 🤣
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Macaroni & Tease
11 months
🩷Can I keep you?🩷 Ok, y'all, imma stop 🤣
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Macaroni & Tease
1 year
@tHeSuperSaid @1of1Rory How is someone cutting onions in my bedroom!!?!
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Macaroni & Tease
1 year
Of course, here comes my snap memories to make me miss my hair! 🫠😫
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Macaroni & Tease
3 years
Niggas kill me acting like women don't get rejected! 🤣🤣 This dude talking bout, "Yeah we're used to rejection" and I'm like, "Me too! I get rejected all the time!" "YOU get rejected all the time!!?? Give me an example" I couldn't think of none, but I do get rejected!! 🤣🤣
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Macaroni & Tease
1 year
Quote this with a pic or video of you wearing blue
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Macaroni & Tease
1 year
C'mere boo, gimme kiss!
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Macaroni & Tease
4 years
If you can’t kiss me after I perform fellatio on you, we can’t be together...
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Macaroni & Tease
2 years
My titties are gorgeous and a nice size, but they're not "big ass titties" 🤣🤣
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Macaroni & Tease
4 months
My last pic(s) of 2023. Peace out ✌🏾
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Macaroni & Tease
1 year
Ok, I'm up🙄
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Macaroni & Tease
4 months
Baby said, "I'm glad you feel that way cuz he's doing yo shit too" I yelped!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Mouse
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“Nigga he’s pop locking as we speak” Katt Williams a fool.😂
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Macaroni & Tease
3 years
Car selfie thread
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@Its_her_tmac
Macaroni & Tease
6 months
Tell me again...
@Ugochukwu_96
👑 Pharaoh 👑 🇳🇬 🇬🇧
6 months
13. A short video of yourself
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Macaroni & Tease
2 years
Call me crazy, but I think I found the love of my life: ME
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Macaroni & Tease
8 months
@krazziK09 I'm on edge watching this!! I'm over here hooping and hollering... I thought she was gon break her neck a couple of times!! 😵‍💫😵😲
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Macaroni & Tease
1 year
#SnapMemories baby sister's burfday trip
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Macaroni & Tease
5 months
The baby looking like, I’m just here so I don’t get fined! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thatboiharley
NBAVante😈💜
5 months
Bro is raising the mini avengers😭
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Macaroni & Tease
3 years
Need my walls painted
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Macaroni & Tease
4 years
My favorite video
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Macaroni & Tease
1 year
💙🧡
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